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My fiancee' is a B cup and I want her to get breast enhancement. She once mentioned before that she'd like to have bigger breasts, but the other day she had a dress that didn't fit around the bust because her breasts weren't big enough, but then said she'd never get breast enhancement, despite showing interest before.
So /adv/ how do I make her want it again? How can I subtly drop hints around her such that she will think it's a good idea?
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>>18607773
Let me date her instead. I love b cups.
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>>18607773
She was probably jokeing the first time. She's not a doll anon don't treat her like one.
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>>18607799
B-but that's my kink..!
No but seriously, she wasn't joking before. She just said it out of the blue when talking about something though I can't remember what it was.
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Long time lurker, first time poster.
I need some other minds on this guys.
I live with my girlfriend. I love her very much, she's made my life better than I could have imagined it being a few short years ago.
There is another girl who I've loved since high school. I've always loved her, but never touched her, and she's never touched me. We've talked about trying several times but something always got in the way.
She ends up moving, and I go to see her to say goodbye. The night turns into a really romantic experience and we profess undying love to each other. I know how this fucking sounds.
The next day it's worse, and we love eachother more. I go back to my girlfriend and I don't know what or how to say anything. I see my girlfriend in a different way now, I think I love and appreciate her even more.
But I can't get girl #2 out of my head. She's been the only woman I've ever wanted since I was 16 and a fat cunt. I'm fit now, relatively successful, living the life I've always wanted, and now I have TWO dream girls.
This is suffering. I'm supposed to see her again today. I know we're going to fuck. Or at least it feels like we are. I just want to ravage her, and she says nothing but "I want you to" about this.
I need help /adv/. Maybe just other people to bounce this off of. I don't know what to do and I don't understand what I'm feeling.
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>>18607729
Break up with your girlfriend.
She doesn't deserve to be with a man who wants someone else. It's unfair.
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simple rule: if you love two people, then you love none of them.
make with that whatever you want, but think about it very hard.
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>>18607729
Hi OP, she's leaving. She doesn't have to deliver on a relationship and all the pain it causes. Its uncomplicated. She will fuck you with glorious abandon to say goodbye because its like a one night thing and no consequences.
I used to share a house with a woman who ONLY fucked men who were going far away in the next day or two. Its a thing that happens.
So do it. And use a condom. Your only problem is dealing with guilt. Guilt is over-rated IMHO, but it may burn you up. Only you know the answer to that.
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Howdy Advice, tonight I'm going on a date with a girl that decided to bring her daughter long for our First date. I don't know/remember how old her daughter is.
I'm fully okay with her coming along however I'm far more nervous that what I was when this was a normal date. The date ain't much more than eating pizza and talking.
I would like advice on anything you can give me (besides run for the hills lol) maybe on how to deal with being extra nervous.
I know how to act, I'm an old fashioned country boy, I just like hearing what others have to say.
I'm 21 and she's 19 if that helps anything.
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oh boy, oh boy. i was a single mom for a long time, myself. so i know wtf i'm talking about and this girl is a walking red flag. you DON'T bring kids to a first date. she's insane, sorry to break it to you. the only thing you should do is run for the hills.
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I kinda figured lol
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I kinda figured lol. I was thinking that it may be a test.
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How do you go about dating/looking for a relationship if you're transgender?
I've got accounts on several dating sites where I explicitly state it, but unfortunately none of them really have much options available, just the same 5 people none of whom are my type.
I've moved to the largest city realistically available to me, and it's still all dry. Actively disliking sex does not help.
How does one go about it?
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your issue is that you made a decision before trying the alternatives seriously enough. you made your bed, now you have to lay in it.
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>>18607428
Sounds like you've tried to make yourself into such a special snowflake that there's no market for you.
I don't say that to be mean, but you can literally just put the gender you are transitioning to, and then mention that you're trans in the "about me" section. I mean, that's the whole point of transitioning, right? Not to be trans, but to be the other gender, yeah?
As for disliking sex, you also sound asexual, so I would recommend an asexual dating service.
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>>18607428
That's the catch of being a tranny.
You don't.
Good luck, if you're passable maybe some fags on 4chan will be willing to smash you. Go to soc and seek some attention there
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hey /adv/,
ive been with my girl for about 1.5 years, but when we fuck she cant come without rubbing her clit. do you have any advice to get her to orgasm without this?
pic my dog - not related
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>>18607408
A LOT of girls are like this. Don't worry about it.
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and theres nothing i could do?
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>>18607427
She wants to enjoy it with you as much as possible , well you can rub her clit too during sex .. instead of her doing it
What was the dumbest thing you ever did that almost ruined your life?
Mine was fall for a craigslist scam when I was 18 years old. Put me in immense debt and lost a car out of it. Full retard mode, but I learned.
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>>18607284
Heating up an old anti-tank mine from word war 2, I could have died if didn't take cover behind a tree
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born
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Smoked weed from the age of 14 to 20
It didn't ruin my life but I lost those 6 years and then spent another 6 playing catch up in school and life.
It wasn't the weed smoking that was the problem, it was that I dropped everything in life at the same time.
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>talking to girl
>nothing at all sexual between us yet, any time I complimented her looks she just responds with an uninterested "thanks".
>Sends me a sfw pic of her legs, says "about to go to bed, no pants"
>think she just means she's wearing some shorts or some shit instead
>don't know how to respond so I just send her an ok sign and a "noice"
>leaves me on seen, assume she went to bed
>20 minutes later get a message saying "Lol I wish I bought a vibrator sooner... I just finished 3 times in 5 minutes. Goodnight".
>say "You can't just tell me that and go to bed right after!"
>"Yes I can, goodnight"
What the fuck?
how are girls even real
what the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
did I just get cucked by a vibrator?
I don't even understand
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>>18607191
you moron you were supposed to sigh "I wish i was there with you" or some shit
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>>18607214
how am I gonna come on sexually to a girl who hasn't shown any interest towards my advances yet bruh
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>>18607220
because what she said was clearly the come on
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Hey guys been with this girl for almost 3 years shes really awesome takes care of me perfect wifey material and i know she would marry me if i asked but i feel really depressed and crazy all the time. Watching lots of porn masturbating constantly not paying enough attention to her even though she turns me on the most. Spending large amounts of money frivasouly.
I keep going back to her slutty past which i feel like shouldn't bother me if she would turn the slut energy on me and let me appreciate it but mostly i just feel mad that she chose other guys to be like that with and not me. We still fuck and suck and everything but idk where im going with all this mostly just ranting.
I'm kind of drunk and contemplating everything just wondering if anyone has any thoughts
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Literally this made no sense.
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>>18607065
This is a blue board. I'd delete this image.
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>>18607067
i guess im a retard i give up
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TL;DR: my boyfriend of 8 months has never made a single mention of me on social media, though he has mentione all d his ex girlfriends in the past. Just not me. Am I ok to freak out?
So I came to the realization that my boyfriend has never ever mentioned anything about me in social media whereas he had mentioned all his other girlfriends. Some of his relationships were as short as 3 months and it would be photo after photo of the girl or A photo of where they are . They would at least be tagged in the post together.
We've been together for 8 months. I'm sure he loves me and cares but he has made 0 mentions of me directly and 1 indirect mention about me. If we go places or do things he will take a photo of the scenery and kind of make it seem like he's there alone. Or if I have any cool possessions, he'll take a photo with it and make it seem like it's his. Anyway, he will use me as his photographer and my possessions as props or our destinations visited together as backdrops but never ever a mention of me.
In public, he will always introduce me as his girlfriend to people.
My theory: he's flirty and enjoys whatever female attention he's getting online. Please let me know if I'm overreacting or even wrong about this.
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Bump please
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>>18607059
have you asked him
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>>18607059
I never put my gf on social media because it's gay as hell, and it actually annoyed me when she put me on hers because I felt like she was using me as a prop to craft some "relationship goals" public image. He might be the same way. Believe it or not men don't need to involve the whole fucking world in their relationship.
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If you're a girl and you can't ever get anyone to fall in love with you, do you usually have to be either boring, crazy or ugly? Guys on here make it sound like I should be attracting true love any time now, but I get no bites ever. I have good acquaintanceships with men, but I think they see me as asexual or something.
As a girl, how do I show I'm interested in love or attention without looking pathetic? Or revealing that I am pathetic, basically.
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>>18606894
If I had to guess, I would say you are just ugly as sin. I've seen chicks that are blind in one eye, have never held a job, dressed like a thespian, and spend all their time exclusively watching Cowboy Bebop (and ONLY Cowboy Bebop, on a loop) get hit on by guys.
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If those guy friends genuinely enjoy being around you, they'd most likely be willing to date you.
Just try to be more fun loving, dress cute, make sure they know you like them.
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>>18606898
It's not that I don't get hit on by men. I do all of the time. None of them care to actually be with me, though. They've made sexual moves and all of that but I just don't get asked out.
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>wasted 2 years in community college now
>going on my third freshman year here
>will be 22 when I transfer
>2.0 GPA
Any advice lads?
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>>18606518
Learn a trade or go into sales. School aint for you budy
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>>18606518
Yeah. Drop the fuck out and do something else.
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>>18606520
Its over for me already?
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What should a man do if he is a victim of paternity fraud?
Should our laws be changed?
How serious is paternity fraud from a moral perspective?
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>>18606320
>what hsould a man do if he is a victim of paternity fraud
sue
>should our laws be changed?
from what to what?
>how serious is paternity fraud from a moral perspective?
if the entire world had the same moral code, we could answer that. as a general rule its seen as pretty fucked up, but often necessary.
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>What should a man do
Hard to answer. There is little they can do other than suffer.
>Should our laws be changed
yes
>how serious from a moral perspective
It is a life-destroying event.
This is an advice board, do you need advice with anything?
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1. Claim you are a transgener bi fluid shim and also black
2. They will nevee challenge a black guy
3. Profit !?!!?
4.
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GF's blowjob feels weird 2017-08-10 02:06:04 Post No.18606232
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Hi 21 m here. So I just lost my virginity to my new gf yesterday.
The 4 play was nice and fun, and the actual intercourse was pretty amazing, but before we fucked she was giving me oral and it just felt kind of weird desu.
I was really hard during the 4 play but as soon as she started gagging on my dick and doing this weird pulling motion I started to go soft. I got pretty anxious at that point and pulled her towards me and we started making out again, which brought my boner back then we fucked.
I know porn is just a fabrication to what sex is supposed to be, but I just thought blowjobs were supposed to feel amazing. She did do a couple things I liked but for the most part it made me pretty nervous having my dick rub against her teeth. Then she did this thing with her tongue that literally felt like sandpaper on my dick and idk if it was her tongue or my dick that felt like that. Is this how its supposed to feel?
She seemed to be enjoying herself but now I’m kinda nervous about getting another blowjob from her. What should I do?
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you made out with your girlfriend after she sucked your dick?
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>>18606232
>she started gagging on my dick and doing this weird pulling motion I started to go soft. I got pretty anxious at that point and pulled her towards me and we started making out again
Ha, gay. You kissed your girlfriend after she sucked your dick, you flaming homosexual.
OP, she's inexperienced. It could make her insecure bringing it up which is why you should approach her nicely so her feefees don't get hurt, but you should communicate with her and tell her what feels good and what doesn't. If you don't tell her she'll go on thinking what she's doing is good. Don't tell her that your dick is being ripped apart by her disgusting horse teeth, or that her sand paper tongue rubs your dick raw, or that her awkward pulling on your penis nearly caused you to go soft. If I had a partner who showed me how to give oral properly I'd appreciate their honesty.
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She won't hit you with the teeth, or if she does it won't be that painful and you get to demonstrate your alpha with a bit of discipline and correction
As for sandpaper tongue, She's either dehydrated, bad oral hygiene
Or a cat, which is fine too
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What is the meaning of life? 2017-08-10 01:45:32 Post No.18606165
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What is the meaning of life?
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I have been pondering this question for a while now but can't quite figure it out.
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Live anyway you want die at 30 from a heart attack
Sounds good to me
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there is no set meaning to life since life is just a random accident of chemicals. We're all nothing but matter suspended in space with nothing to truly bind us together than symbols that we desperately wish were tangible. Anyways just find meaning in whatever feels right to you
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Is 44% of my income too much to spend on rent if I have no car payment? I'm really tired of living with my parents but rent prices are super high...
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Where the fuck do you live , and why are you trying to rent in a city are you retarded or something ?
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>>18606121
Phoenix Arizona
I'm trying to rent in a city because that's where I work. I don't want to buy a house right now because the market is stupidly high and will undoubtedly crash
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>>18606125
Maybe just drive an extra 15 minutes for work , and save tons of money