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if she sold it, no. if not, yes.

Don`t worry,I don`t blame you to be mad.That`s a understandable reason.

>>18611894
I'm sorry, I don't understand the reasoning behind that.
I mean if you said the opposite I -sort of- would have understood the logic, but it makes no sense like that.

>>18611898
There's literally nothing I can do about it.
Fixing it would mean replacing a lot of shit (let's not get into the theseus's paradox) or spend an insane amount of money.

And beyond that, I guess I completely misjudged her.

>>18611880

You a virgin? Then don't go.

wrap your willy

Why should I not go If a virgin

Because it's easier and kinder than outright rejecting someone you're not interested it

>>18611861
>What do women seek to gain by friend zoning men?

They seek nothing. They reject us as romantic interests, but not as people. We could still be friends. We also have the right to walk away (I know I do).

>>18611869

>trying to get someone to agree to torture is less rude than just saying not interested.

Okay. My point is, I just don't see how friend zoning could ever be good. Look at it from the other persons point of view.

If you are friend zoned and see some other dude kissing and wrapping his hands around her and shit... that's horrible. Which is why when a girl friend zoned me, I just don't buy into it. It's a shitty existence hoping she will like you one day.

>>18611634
I've seen this thread before.

>>18611634
Just stay over at his place and his ride his BBC until the morning. You know it's what you want.

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>>18611643
Really? This is the first time I've posted this here.

Anyway, I checked the address on Google maps, and here's what it looks like

>>18611298
10% either he really does feel guilty about that
90% cheater cheater some other pussy eater

>>18611309
hehinself says that it makes no sense that he feels guilty about that. so that makes it even stranger.

i really don't think he's cheating. if he would, he would probably die from guilt in a matter of seconds and couldn't look me in the eyes/touch me anymore. cheating is something that really triggers him. a co worker once told him that his wife caught him cheating and he said that even the thought of cheating makes him feel physically sick. we once talked about it, about how we would deal with it if one of us cheated on the other and he said that conversation alone made him feel like utter shit for days. ofc it is a possibility, but a rather slim one...

to add, my own theory is that this weird guilt is rooted in his new sex toy. it might seem very out there, but considering how sensible he reacts to the topic of "cheating", it might be a reason.

i got him a fleshlight the day befor his weird mood set in and we tried it out together. he has been using it once a day since then (3 days ago)... i might search in totally unrelated areas by now, but he agrees that it's strange that he feels so weird and strongly out of now where. i'm trying to rule out every possibility.

i haven't asked him about this yet, because he seems to really have fun with it and i don't want to ruin that for him... do you think this could be related?

My other problem is eating, I'm a unmotivated undisciplined piece of shit and I can't eat healthy to save my life.
Never could. I live with my parents and they deliberately buy shitty things to demotivate me because they say I'm skinny.

They even told me they don't give a shit about my healthy eating

>>18611052
Yeah, its psychological. Your Body Mass Index is 25, the lowest possible measure on the obese scale. Lose a couple of grams and you'll be normal. Just go pee and you'll be normal.

There are eating plans that don't look like diets - like a high protein / low carb plan. Your parents might not notice if you eat buckets of steak and skip the potatoes.

Honestly if I won't have all my body problems sorted until the age of 30 I'll kill myself

How can you be 100 she didn't have lesbian sex with her friends? I think she has been missing a good carpet cleaning you haven't been providing.

We both agreed that our sex is amazing. She was shaking after the orgasms with me and I always enjoyed eating her out.

>>18610879
She's probably freaking out that you'll want to marry her and want children and if she's ready for that next level commitment with you and if you're not providing for her sexually now why should she stay with you forever? If she says the chemistry isn't there then you need to up your game otherwise she'll go out on one of these weekends with her friends and meet some chad who will satisfy her.

Then dont propose to her. You obviously dont love her if art that makes her happy is preventing you. Grow the fuck up.

>>18610742
Ok thanks for your input :)

>>18610742
t. triggered numale.

Just drop subtle hints that you want her to get them removed. Most people are pretty protective about their body doodles so tread lightly. You're trying to put the idea in her head and make her do it on her own terms.

When push comes to shove and she's asking you why you haven't proposed to her yet, just tell her the truth. If she loves you, she'll ditch the ink for you and ya'll live happily ever after. If she refuses then well you dump her and date a girl that doesn't have tattoos so you can avoid this problem next time.

My question is why did you date a girl with tattoos if you know you hate them? You kind of shot yourself in the foot here.

>>18610717
How much are we talking about?

>>18610722

$1,000- not a whole lot, but desirable.

>>18610723
ever heard of banks?

Height and weight?

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This is me. I think I look like a tranny, I'm not...before you ask

>>18610705
Unless you have really fucking purple stretch marks, I'd say you should be fine. If your face is as good as you say it is, and you're not morbidly obese, chunky, or anything, then you are A-O.K. with me anon, some men feel the same way, some don't. Depends more on the man you're interested in

golddigger

>>18610409
I thought the point was that you all hated women who wanted to just fuck random guys and never settle with the nice guy. He's not really anywhere close to rich.

>>18610395
Depends on whether the exwife and kids are an issue for you. I got married when I was 22 and my husband was 25, and we are still going strong 6 years later.

If you can't handle him having to deal with his ex-wife, and don't want to deal with the kids he already has, I wouldn't commit, because his kids will always be more important than you, and he's gonna have to deal with his ex-wife because of that.

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>>18610380
Why do you ask?

>>18610392
Neighbors let their 4 nasty pitts run wild through neighborhood with no leashes

Headshot.

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>>18610375
1. your hair is beautiful
2. yes
3. boxers

Hit the gym and just do cardio to lose the gut your hair looks fine definitely boxers

Your choice of dress isn't the problem. When it comes to romantic interaction, your confidence and how you carry yourself speak far louder than how you dress. Mind you, I'm not saying you should hit on a girl if you've got dirty clothes and bed hair, but you get my point.

Dress how you want, in whatever way makes you feel comfortable. Give yourself the chance to build that confidence and be comfortable being yourself. I've dated a lot of girls, and been to a lot of places. From it all, I've learned that if you want other people to like you, you need to learn to like yourself first.

>>18610368
You look fine, Jason. I have a feeling that its more your attitude and personality that needs tweeking. I mean, if you're convinced it's your looks, then get yourself a crew cut or a high and tight cut.

-get a hair cut

-lose some weight (working out also gives you confidence which is helpful if you want to cure autism)

-get some good clothes (isnt that hard. If you go for normie tier, it should be fine. Jeans plus t-shirt are fine most of the time. Just stay away from Grey and Black colours)

The autism goes away after you socialize more. It will never be cured completely, but you will be able to hide it more.

>>18609902

I sympathize with your situation, but cannot offer any advice.

But please note that /adv/ is an sfw board.

>>18609902
just tell him how you feel. no sense beating around the bush or keeping it inside.
now, if you would kindly post moar before they all get deleted

My intial, enotional reaction is to make his dream video, show it to him on my phone then delete it. Then tell him he didn't need it anyway he has his ex's videos. That will kick him where it hurts, but is it too vindictive?

Maybe just don't make him anymore vids and let him get his jerkoff material elsewhere. He's constantly sharing me on /b/ , so I know he loves what I give him. I'm just so angry about it.

Need some rational input, any advice is appreciated