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Tomorrow im meeting a grill to smash some pussy. Thing is I've never been able to cum through sex. I tried nofap for a bunch of days prior to sex but that didn't fix it.

My question is, would edging (would do it today as much as I can and and tomorrow until I meet her) make myself full or something so I can cum?
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>>18720802
i wish i had your problem. Try cumming too fast during sex. Just fuck her till she cums a couple times pretend to finish then go bathroom and jack off.
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Tell the girl you have trouble cumming via sex.
Fuck her wild until she begs you to stop in-between orgasms, then ask her to suck you, or ask her where she wants you to cum while jerking off. A surprising amount of girls like to be cummed on their tits.

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So, I have a room mate who snooped through my stuff, he looked through my facebook more than once and is just in general a bit of a beta nice guy aggressive.

And I told a friend and my friend told the guy who looked through my facebook.

We're in a community type thing so I think he was trying to help with honesty and making sure everyone was happy.


I'm really pissed, I don't want to be close with the stalker anymore, he watches me while I use my pc and if I leave the house he follows me sometimes.

Once he yelled at me because I was friends with someone else and he felt left out.


What should I do?

I just want to study and get my degree but everyone keeps treating me like crap, my brother is a drug dealer who tells me to kill myself
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You need to be firm, he's your roommate not your lover. It's not ok for someone to go through your privacy to see what you're doing, if he cares so much about people being happy he should understand that you would go to him if you had a problem not invade privacy for it
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Seems like everyone you hang out with is a fucking loser, don't let them hold you down. Get your degree and move on from them.

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Saw pic related in another thread and this is my life nearly identically right now except we are in my parents' basement instead. What do?
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>>18720695
Education is always a good option.
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>>18720704
I'm in college but I'm so depressed I am not attending/studying.
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>>18720695
Your sadness and depression is Killing you. Your refusal to have passion, rage, or true struggle in your life is the exact thing that makes you weak. If you won't walk your path then why should anyone help you?

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I think I've been gaslighted by my ex girlfriend, what do?
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>>18720487
Allow yourself time to recover.
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>>18720505
Will that be enough? People who meddled with our relationship did the same thing to me, and it's hard to remember what the truth even is anymore.
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Glass the bitch.

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when I'm high women just seem like men masquerading as characters

does this bother anyone else?
and i'm not talking about sexual preferences.
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>>18720483
You've actually come to the realization that woman are actually people and that their person extends beyond their gender.
The reason why you assume they are men is because you are a man yourself. The same way you automatically assume a crude drawing of a person is a man.
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>>18720483
Yes women are disgusting garbage that are just as gross as the fattest autist with a microdick that you can find. It does not take getting high to realize this.
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>>18720483
The next step is realizing men seem just like women masquerading as characters. It's not got anything to do with gender, though. Marijuana is a dissociative drug, so what's happening is you're paying more attention to social codes from a distanced perspective rather than actually engaging with them as you normally do. This inherently makes you more aware of the performative nature of people's actions in a social environment. The mask you're seeing is a known psychological apparatus, commonly called the persona. You are see these women as men because you're struggling to figure out where the person ends and the persona begins. Howevef, for most people, the persona is a mostly honest contortion of how they see themselves. It's not created because people are dishonest, but because they want to express themselves within the relatively tight confines of social interaction. Ultimately, you're overthinking it and beginning the first stages of paranoia. Stop smoking now, becauase you are in significant danger of damaging your social abilities

I miss my friends caring about me, but I don't want to burden them or my family. I miss the feeling of being happy in a relationship. I miss enjoying reading a book, or playing a video game, or watching a movie. I just feel empty. I miss feeling like caring about anything anymore. I feel mentally punished, as I don't remember anything, and I just want things to be over. There is so much more, and life around is just getting worse for everyone. I am sorry everyone. What does everyone do? How do you guys do it? I know I sound like whatever harsh words you are going to use, I just... I guess it would be nice to talk to everyone here. Anyway, I hope you are doing okay, and that life is good. I hope you have a great night/day.
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>>18720470
Diagnosis : Depression
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>>18720482
I guess it really is a real life fantasy curse. I hope you have a good night anon.
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>>18720486
I love you, anon

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Need help with obvious ching chang chong website
This is obviously a scam right? hot.camerashowfair.com
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>>18720469
It will be a super bad knockoff
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>>18720469
Im adding more.

Electronics have good margins but not that good
>inb4 flaming dragon stole them.

Stolen goods arent even that cheap .

KNOCK OFF
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>>18720477
Thanks senpai
Have a nice day

Should I do a postgrad in teaching? I did a meme degree in journalism.

Any teachers here from Australia? Is teaching shit tier or decent? I'm generally a pretty mediocre person, but I'm calm and can deal with children pretty well.
Am a male.
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Try teaching english as a second language, you can get sponsored to teach in basically your choice of countries only pre rec is usually a BA in anything. South Korea for example they will practically bend over backwards to get you there.
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>>18720457
Actually, in Japan they would rather not have you have a degree in teaching ESL.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/JET_Programme
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>>18720452
Being a schoolteacher really has to be a kind of calling, almost like the priesthood. You have to really want to do it more than anything else.

The actual teaching is great fun and really satisfying. But there is so much attendant crap, from paperwork through discipline of brats who have never heard the word No, to dealing with parents whose children can't possibly get less than an A+, to coping with politician-directed exams and quotas.

You can put up with all that crap if you really really love the teaching. If it's just a job to you, you'll hate it all.

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Hello /adv/

I got cucked hard this year and it's taken me up until now to get over it(almost anyways). I met a new girl at my work and she seems nice, I'm also planning to quit this job next year at the earliest so I'm not sweating it too much(dating co-workers) thing. There are a few issues though:

A) She's 19. I'm 29.

2) She's in University, very sharp and likes to run(a past hobby of mine) but I've been stress eating the past few months and have gained some weight.

3) As with 2, my confidence is a bit shaky right now.

4) I watched a ton of redpill videos after my breakup to try and find a "why"as to why someone who said she loved me, turned on me so fast. I'm not sure how I feel about women, but I talk to this girl easily.

5) I'm seeing a therapist and Church leaders to try and help me regain myself. Do I need to be 100% first?

6) I'v asked her out twice. Once for coffee over text, she agreed but the day of she didn't reach out. Recently she mentioned to me her love of ice-cream, I suggested we go to a creamery together; she told me she had plans already for family dinner on that date.

I don't know what to do. Getting rejected is whatever, but now I'm worried that she's not interested and I'm going to possibly be hurt by that because I'm not fully recovered.Am I overthinking her responses?
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Man that's one hell of a age difference. I would say you should just focus on improving and loving yourself before you jump into another relationship.
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>>18721039
That's what I'm thinking. Plus I'm not so sure she's even interested in me. We get along fine and our conversations flow nicely, but it's very much a one way street regarding initiation. Thank you.

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Hey guys,

I have a phone interview tomorrow morning, it's a great opportunity and I have most everything in order and ready to go. Such as a copy of my resume, cover letter, and the job posting I applied for.

I've done research on tough interview questions and how to structure responses, but there's one that I can't seem to find a good answer for... Could I please get some insight on how to answer if the question comes up?

The question I'm worried about is asking why I haven't pursued any higher education or certifications. I have a HS diploma and work in an IT environment, but did not need any certs or degrees to get the job. The position I'm applying for is also an IT position, but is much higher profile than what I currently do. They are already aware that I only have a HS diploma as listed on my resume, and judging from the small amount of conversation I've had with them, they seem very interested in talking to me despite my lack of certs. This is of course purely in comparison to past potential employers I've spoken to.

I have multiple reasons for not having pursued higher education, if it helps I feel they are the following (in no particular order)
-Procrastination
-Courses of interest at local community colleges not available when I am due to current work hours
(I haven't considered online courses as I have read that they are often frowned upon in comparison, though this appears to have been changing recently)
-Fear of extreme debt from loans
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>>18720341
Just smile when talking, it makes you sound more appealing.
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I'm not sure how to explain your lack of formal certifications, but if they ask, make sure to say something about how you feel like your experience is just as valuable and you are confident that you could do the job as someone who did have some formal education.

Depending on your age and from what you've said though, it doesn't seem like they'd ask you that.

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Where do the most successful mechanical engineers end up? What actual prospects are there besides design, processing and bossing others around? What area is the innovation at (university or companies) and most importantly the stock interest? ps I know spanish and english and I'm finishing my batchlors in mech eng
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>>18694890
My dad is one. His favorite place he ever worked was in Wichita, KS. He worked on aircraft.
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>>18694890
Weapons

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so i am feeling shitty tell me how to feel happy by accepting reality and your situation while being optimistic about it.when I try to look at reality all I see is a life full of shit give me +ve vibes /adv/
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Learn how great your life is compared to most of the world.
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>>18720293
There are sucky things in the world and there are amazing things in the world. You can either look for the good or work on fixing the bad. Or you can just sit around and stick to wher eyou are at.

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How do you create a website for hosting or uploading online PHP applications?

Asking for a friend

>t. non-IT intelligent anon
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Well you don't create a website for hosting or uploading unless you actually provide hosting or are reselling hosting to some schmucks. Are you asking a question about hosting other people's applications or is your friend trying to publish theirs?
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>>18720216
OP here

I think he was developing a PHP system and is in need of how and where to publish their system for online access "since it's a web app"

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Ever since my ex refused to get back together with me, I have been a miserable mess. I grew up with her, experienced innumerable firsts with her, and thought we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Apparently she didn't feel the same way, and since I've been living day to day. Time is starting to blur together, even a month after and I still feel empty. There's a tiny glimmer of black hope that she'll come back to me, but what's the point? I feel betrayed already, it won't be the same. I see plenty of cuter girls, or girls with better personalities, but they can never measure up to my original feelings I held for the girl I loved.

There's a tiny bit of wishful thinking that I can turn back time and fix my mistakes, or that I can die peacefully in my sleep from an aneurysm, but knowing my luck it'll never happen. Time heals all wounds they say, but I feel like this one won't ever heal.
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>>18720046
It will take time but as you meet new girls and spend time with them she will slowly fade away.

Also stay away from her at all costs cut all ties.
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You feel betrayed, but want to take back your mistakes? That sounds a little bit inconsistent to me

You need to ask yourself if she left you because of these "mistakes" and you lost her because don't deserve her and need to work on yourself...or if she really did "betray" you and she wasn't worth it and the desire to take back mistakes is just you in denial that she really left you for no good reason.

Resolving the true reason for everything will make you understand where you are now, thus helping you to move on.
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>>18720046
>when someone posts what you said in a GIOYC thread

Really gets my noggin' joggin' m8.

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So My dad passed by my house and he saw a car parked in my garage and he said "who's car is that? It's nice,is that your boyfriend's" *kinda mad tone of voice* and I said " oh it's the neighbors son's car and I don't have a boyfriend" *laughing tone of voice* and my dad says " oh I thought it was your....boyfriend, no one has to know" *sad tone of voice* and I said "dad I'm serious I don't have a boyfriend" * laughing tone of voice*

So do y'all think that my dad was upset/sad cuz he thought I was dating? If so why would he be upset/sad about that?
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>>18720016
is this serious? Cause I can't tell if you're 12 or 30?

I'm just going ask a question please don't be offended I actually wanted to help but, has any medical professional or your parents suggest you may have an "brain issue" or disability?
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What's your first language, OP?
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>>18720016
OP you dumb shit it's fatherly instinct. Just like a mother would be semi upset her boy is getting a GF.

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