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>>18614875

1) Don't do something that you'll have a chance of surviving

2) Don't kill yourself

3) Post a pic, I'm about to fap

>>18614875

Reach out. Call a suicide hotline. Get real help, not internet assholes.

>>18614897

Your an asshole

>>18614807

You are not the first nor the last guy to make an ass of himself over a girl. It's not the end of the world.

But if she works with you, then it'd be better to avoid making a move. Things at a place of work can get problematic.

It's easy dude just kill the new guy and then get that pussy

>>18614807
she didn't really like you OP you were just the best around at the time so got her attention. get used to it

Fuck this phone, jesus christ. Sorry for the sideways image.

>>18614604
This is b8 but I always fall for it

You aren't ugly, at all. Just brush your hair over to the side. vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbyfSfRc1Mc

also, post a pic of this girl. I want to see what she looks like

Physically, you're fine, dude. Clean yourself up a bit, and stop giving so many fucks about what other people think. Don't put anybody up on a pedestal, and don't try to get with some toxic bitch because she's got a pretty face. Go outside, have fun, make some good friends and memories. As important as girls and dating all seem, it's really nothing in the grand scheme of life.

>>18614430

you are normal, she is a narcissist. dont' know what to tell you. feels like you are a short term thing for her.

>>18614434
you sound confident in your answer... sorta makes me worry a bit aye. can you explain a bit more please man?

>>18614430
She's damaged goods. Sounds mean but a normal girl doesn't act like that. Don't fall for that retarded "If you were confident and trusted me...." meme. You are acting rationally and if it was me I would have realized she was nothing more than a slam piece.

I completely agree with >>18614434
Also when she says her body doesn't belong with you she is right but a relationship is about keeping both sides happy. If you became grossly overweight although it isn't her body she would not be wrong to tell you to lose weight. That's what a relationship is, an exchange.

they don't; next question

>>18614022

I expect the denial, but i'd appreciate some honesty

Women aren't "supposed to be" anything, they're just people as good or shitty as the rest of us.

No, it won't. Get good at oral and treat women well. Make them laugh. Do what you can with what you got, all 5 in of it. Only a couple of my GFs were size queens, the rest - "as long as I can feel it, it's good".

>>18613745

I'm a bit more than 5 and a half and never had any problems. Most of the girls I've been with liked the way it looked but then again I'm pretty thick too. Honestly stop worrying so much. You're probably underage and still have time. I doubt it will grow more than an inch if you're like 17/18 but just eat well, sleep and exercise. Stop worrying so much.

>>18613745
>I've got a small dick. 5 inches erect.
Learn to give good head and do more than thrust directly in and out, some girls need more length than that but plenty will be fine with it, not get off from penetration regardless of length/only be into sex for the intimacy, or just be fine with having a vibrator for later.

>It's gotten to the point where wresting team mates tell other people about how small my dick is
Counter with queries as to why they're so concerned with other men's dicks.

>(I'm not gonna wrestle anymore so this won't be as big of a problem as before, but the damage is done)
Don't ditch a hobby you like just because some cunt thinks he can psyche you out. If they think your dick is small imagine how they'll feel when you mop the floor with them and fuck that bitch from Chemistry when you're done despite not having the bigger tool, because while they were obsessing over cock you were busy getting shit done.

>Is there any way to increase my dick size without sketchy meds or surgery?
Unless you can go back in time and inject your mother's womb with testosterone while you're still in the uterus, no.

>I'm still in high school so will it continue to grow?
Possible but unlikely.

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>>18613573

>>18613539

Is it normal to resent women because you're a bitter loser and no one wants to fuck you? The short answer is no.

No, but you didn't come here to hear that, did you?

y-you know women HATE being put on a pedestal and that its the men doing that right?

>>18613303
Tell her before you get started so she knows you might need a little guidance in the beginning. Everyone sucks at sex the first time. If it's not a surprise to her, she can prepare for it and help you out by telling you what to do and how to do it at the start.

The worst thing you can do is not tell her because then she'll just assume you're a shitty lay.

>>18613303
if you are really worried about it just tell her it's been a while

>>18613311

She already knows that i 'don't have much experience', and never had a real relationship, and she's cool with it. She knows i'm a bit nervous and awkward around her, and she doesn't mind. I have a feeling that she'd be totally cool with it and enjoy 'training' me (she's kinky). But you just never know, telling her could also kill it.

Don't lie to your boyfriend! That's just cruel.
Call him out and tell him the truth, straight out. He will be more inclined to help you be more fulfilled.

My advice? Buy a vibrator and play with your clitoris, while you guys have sex. Or you can also do it on your own. Nothing wrong with that.

Is this bait?

1) Stop being a slut. Doesn't matter if your boyfriend is a cuck.
2) Stop lying to people. Your constant lying to him, telling him that you actually did orgasm, is how you're in this predicament in the first place.

Sit him down and tell him the truth: that he doesn't make you orgasm and you've lied this whole time. You need to stop giving a shit about hurting other people's feelings. If you had told him the truth, either of these two things would happen:

1) He would feel like shit and dump you OR
2) He would try to up his game so that you can orgasm.

Either way it's a win-win situation.

Op here I get what you're saying. I've only lied about it twice. The other times I never came but neither of us acknowledged it. I personally love it when he cums. I don't care about my own but it just seems really odd nothing seems to get me to.

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>>18613226
You are either doing something wrong (telling them you love them, asking wrong questions, not talking at all, not escallating), havent lowered your standards enough, pick wrong girls or just being retarded. Improve yoursel?

Try date some uggo as practive gf.

>>18613230
>(telling them you love them, asking wrong questions, not talking at all, not escallating)

I walk around, catch eyes, attempt to say "hi" and they walk away. I don't really know how else to put it. I've asked out many diff types of women, one laughed at me and said i'm too old for you and i'm in my 30s.

Im retarded in some way i get it, I saw some girl that looked really cool and everything I would want today, and she gave me the coldest stare when I caught eyes with her I felt like a piece of shit. I wasn't lurking, it wasnt within the span of more than 5 seconds but it made me feel terrible to be attracted to girls who hate me/think i'm a creep.

>>18613236
Post pic. Where are you approaching them? Ever heard about smile? Flirting? What do you talk about with them? How ugly and fat are you?

What do you do for living? How do u dress? Social events? How desperate are you? Friends?

Post pic.

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>>18613177
If your ability to ask questions and describe situation is as as good as your academic progress, then you must be really shitty student.

Ask again. I presume you are femanon who never had bf and now is finally considering finding one?

Two major options:
Online dating.
Going to social events you hate alone while smilibg on boys so they actually approach you.

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>>18613177
...Hang gliding?

>>18613269
Haha I'll try that. I just feel like the guy in this equation.
>>18613265
No, that is not my situation

Hello. Its a cute pillow picture.

Can you tell us what you think has stood in the way of you dating since about 16+ Not to be critical - to see where to go with this.

>>18612734
Well when I was 16 I was a healthy weight, my face is quite ugly though.

I've gone up and down in weight. My face is obviously different now.

Guys have just never been interested in me as more than a friend. I liked guys but they didn't like me back, after a few rejections I just gave up chasing after guys (and no I didn't chase after hot guys, my friends always made fun of the guys I liked because of how ugly they were)

>>18612715
get out and be social. 26 is a great age to be, plenty of "fish in the sea"

you need to broaden your friend group. start a hobby, go dancing, join a running group, get a group together to go to sporting events, whatever you do just be social, someone will start to look real good.

Make sure she's wet. I know that sounds stupid but for a first timer its a mistake that happens more than you would think.

>>18612554
Is she a virgin?

>>18612554
one major tip OP: The vagina hole is lower than you think

>>18612145
>>Was in actual danger but no documents to prove it
>>Was

So you got no asylum case.

Forging documents would not only be highly illegal but also won't help you at all.

>>18612186
Yes, i WAS in danger, i'm not there anymore, i'm currently in my asylum process, wasn't summoned yet though, so that's why i'm asking, and if i'm to return to my country i'd suffer the same fate as my dad, i'd die with no one finding out about me or even caring, either i do what i was told to or i will die.

Also i left without anything other than my passport and 200$, i had no time to gather evidence and supporting documents to prove my case, only found out i actually need them when i got here, sure it's possible to get a refugee status without evidence or supporting documents but they help tremendously.

Lastly only reason i even thought about it is because first, it's impossible to verify the authenticity of those documents ( i.e police warrants and or military arrest warrants ), they have no way and no right to verify them.
And secondly they would help a lot, as that's proof of the danger and the reasons i fled my country.

>>18612234
>they have no way and no right to verify them.
Dude, are you sure they can't verify if the paper is likely to be legit or forged? By the fucking yellow dots or some shit? Don't know if they look really into it or if it's just a nigger processing the paperwork. I guess you just have to evaluate it yourself, the less chances you have to get it without the documents, the more sense it makes to have them. If you only have like a 5% possibility without them, then it's a no brainer, but if it's a 50%, idk. The question is how the hell do you know what chances do you have as it is now.