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>Hello my name is x, I want to take you to the homecoming dance, would you be interested?

The opposite of women, be direct, no bullshit, no expectations.

>>18722366
you might be to late but that doesnt mean u shuldn't try.

You cant jus task her to homecoming right away. But you have to use whaever oppurtunities u get to tallk to her and u cant blow it.

Im sure u can find some excuse any excuse to talk to her. Just be somehow near her, make eye contact with her, I know rough right ? then when she looks at you say hey and try to chat with her

leave, you cannot reignite the fire


you will only hurt yourself in the long run, she will only become more and more annoyed with you in the long run

it will strain your relationship, it will cause you pain wondering why she won't love you the same; why she won't touch you

it will bring her pain, her feeling that she is a failure as a girlfriend, her becoming more upset that she cannot give you all of her

its a walking L waiting to happen

>>18722347

This is a conversation you should be having with your girlfriend, not a bunch of strangers on the internet. We don't know you or her and our wild speculation on what a girl we never met is thinking is the opposite of helpful.

Leave her get fit and start fucking other girls.
That will make her want you again i guarantee it.
Don't leave her in a nice way either be fucking alpha.
Tell that bitch if its going to be like that than you are going to be out peace.

>>18722334
I'm a business guy. I been in business school for a while cause I wasn't that smart after school took me a bit.

They're going to tell you how good x program is and x program and how everyone in that program makes so much money. It's bullshit. I'm going to tell you how it is
Business is a liberal field so you will meet people with all types of jobs in all types of positions remember that, but barring that fact In business there is 3 classic degrees that you will find in any company. :

1. People with marketing degrees
These are kind of like your catch all business men, they know a little about everything. Marketing does NOT mean commercialss and sales and shit like that(this is what uneducated idiots think.) Marketing is a CATCH ALL BUSINESS DEGREE They don't come out of college specialized but htey specialize into other roles. They make great CEOS because of the position they get after college, very diverse.
They know a little of everytrhing. Most business men do but they are a little more extreme in that end. think an inch deep and a mile wide.

Then you have the 2 specialized degrees

2. Finance
These people handle the thing that fall under financial planning and work with the other units to come up with investments. They use math and other things to help decide about how money should be spent. General finace tasks im sure you know. They may also be spread out into other areas to be consulting in this manner. Again a smaller more specialized role. for every 1 finance for example theres usually at least 4 or 5 marketers

then you have

3. Accountants: These people keep the books, estimate costs so on you know what they do. They do the accounting shit.

ALl the other degrees you here about are bullshit. Any tech/business degree you hear about AVOID LIKE THE FUCKING PLAAAAAGUUEEEEE you can not be a tech guy and bus guy in 1 college span. It takes more than that.

Remember , finance, accounting, marketing safe bets from now till the end of time.

>>18722374
If I went with accounting, how should I advance in that career later on? CPA exams, where I can specialize further if I wanted? Likewise with Finance, I would like to get into some kind of specialty and continue to push myself.

>fast food
Of fucking course
>home made
Yes, but not as much.

Depends on what's on the burger too.

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Does it matter you fatass virgin?

Best advice I can give you: slow down. Mistakes like that happen when you're too confident so you go too fast. In that test situation, read the sentence word by word, following along with a pen or your finger and use a highlighter to mark the important terms.

Pretty much already been said, but slow the fuck down.
In your specific example you are focusing on the proposition, that is to say the cognitive meaning of the sentence, rather than the sentence's structure and word choice. This is a technique we naturally develop as readers to increase speed, but it can be very harmful when dealing with new material that may hold unexpected logical operators such as an and instead of an or, or a not before a phrase or term. You need to restrain these sanic speed instincts. You don't simply "become" more detail oriented or aware, you must constantly strive to pay attention to detail and remain ever vigilant. Think about what happens when you have to remember a person's name. You don't try to become better at remembering names, you try to remember that specific peraon's name. The majority of our actions are from a set of habits though, so by doing these things you do train yourself to do them in the future, but there is no golden process to hasten this conditioning.

What the fuck is a resume

I have a pdf of my official transcript which I either attach to my resume or submit as a separate document, depending on how many documents I can upload on the application form.

>>18722276
Arent they normally sent from the school, to the employer, to avoid tampering?

Ayy lmao

Buy a hotplate if its allowed and a small pot. Or be like everyone else and buy a microwave so you can eat hot pockets all year.

>>18722191
Wait and see. You may get there and their culture may be such that no one cooks in the dorms and there you are looking stupid with a hot plate and pot next to your bed...

>>18722191
Depends. I owned a house with a full kitchen that I never used because I ate out all the time. Now I've downsized and just have a kitchenette with just a convection microwave oven, induction hot plate, and a full fridge. Ever since I got my new gf we cook all the time in the kitchenette.

So like I said it depends. If you eat out all the time and just live off takeout and fast food, just get a regular microwave so you can warm up left overs and the occasional hot pocket/frozen pizza.

If you're really into cooking or serious about giving it a try I would recommend getting a electric hot plate(not induction, fuck that shit, worse then the cast iron meme) a large and small pot, a skillet pan and like a 12 piece plastic cookware set and since you have a full oven maybe like a Pyrex casserole dish.

Wat. Fucking who cares man. Make money and pursue hobbies. If you have a fan base big enough to pay your bills you need to treat this like a job and stop being so fucking emotional about it so you can get stacks.

Make it more professional. Give yourself work hours. Contact the industry and try to expand, make deals and commitments. Don't have informal contact with fans, respond like you were employed in pr and not the actual content creator.

>>18722177
hm, try drawing some new different things maybe?

>>18722155
Unless you're extremely old, obese or any other major health issue then there's pretty much zero reason for you to go anywhere unless your knee starts having more mechanical issues. If you think you actually had a decent concussion I could give you some basic protocols to follow too but I doubt you need to bother with them.

>>18722155
Doctor here. No.

>>18722155
One time I feel and hit my head real bad ike past out feel 4 or 5 feet and smacked the back of my head on the ground and I didn't have a concusion. So i donmt think you have a concusion maybe wait a day and if you don't feel so hot go to the hospital.

Also though, when you get a concusion you get a cat scan not an xray. x rays cant see anything with ur brain only ur skull

Just see how you feel and if u really feel bad then go.

>>18722140
Yeah sounds like you have some issue where you have like a loose sphincter or something. You take any meds also how old are you?

>>18722145
I'm 27, not on any medication. My butt doesn't hurt or anything, I never have any other issues downstairs other than an occasional UTI (which happens when I end up cleaning myself TOO much)

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>>18722065
text her
> So we're [INSERT DATE PLAN] at [TIME OF RENDEVOUS]. Should be enjoyable.

>>18722099
thing is i offered to give her a ride once she gets off of work. How should i ask

Confirmation bias

>>18722061
What do you mean by that?

literally retarded
but if it keeps you from masturbating, believe what you want

He will just lie to her and she will believe him and call you a jerk for making up mean stories. He gets the grils because he tells them what they want to hear and nothing else until hes done with them.

You should have filmed it. Anyway just tell her what you saw. There is no right way but the truth.

>>18722056
>Ugly man picking up girls
What was his car ? Is he rich ?

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Nursing student here. You gotta read your book and go over your class notes. Use flashcards if need be. If you're going into the medical field be prepared for things to get harder. Usually A&P is memorization, where as when you go up higher it's more critical thinking.

>>18721951
A&P is a major weed out course as it just goes over so much material very fast so yes it is expected to be hard.

I found it easy and got an A but that's only because I was a pre med senior just taking it because I had the extra hours. I was already studying for the MCAT and had taken O Chem, Biochem and such which are generally what messes up most people in the beginning of the semester.

Tldr yeah it's hard but you can do it if you're willing to spend the extra hours on it. Study everyday for sure even if it's just a little bit. Flashcard the hell out of it once you understand the main concepts.

>>18722341
>>18722103
I'm not even a med study, my college just requires me to take a science. Was any other option better?