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You can carry on try to find some reason to live or find happiness.
Or just be open with this person in your life. They shut you out of their life?
>you were gonna neck yourself anyway

Stop speaking as though there's anything after this. This is your life, choose it or don't. Whatever you do doesn't matter anyway. Also you won't have some peace, in fact, you won't have anything. You'll be a slowly rotting bag of flesh and bone that gets devoured by the wildlife.

What island are you on by the way?

>>18621453
I know and I do try I think like oh if you're going to top yourself why not just live and help people in anyway you can. No I basically just sort of think we all bullshit eachother with socialisation like non of us really connect we just have these 'psyche wars'.. Colour me spergy.
>>18621470
This is the point, not to be nihlistic, but if there is no reason and no remembrance then what's the point kek? Why the fuck should I strive to leave a child here and give it a good life when it's all relatively pointless. I live in the Orkney isles of the UK.

>>18582011
Gj man, aint need that bitch. But now Focus on getting money instead of drowning it out on cheap liquor

Nice, now without money-taking gf you can get more drunk

Every up has it's down.

I think we have a tendency to stagnate after leaving a relationship. We become dependent on our partners without realizing it, so when they're inevitably taken from us, we don't know how to react.

What you need to do is kick-start your life again. Get out, and do shit. No, you won't want to immediately, but keep forcing yourself to go out and you'll eventually discover a reason you want to.

The world isn't over, only a single chapter. The happiness you've felt with your partner is not the end of it all, but a brief memory and experience you can carry forward towards eventually learning to form a bond with somebody else.

This is going to sound cliche as fuck. Breakups suck, especially when you really love the other person. But that only means that they weren't right for you in the long run. I've been EXACTLY where you are right now - twice, actually - so believe me when I tell you things do get better. Breaking up with someone you love can feel like the end of the world, and your mind must be spiraling with "what-ifs" and if-onlys".

But you need to stand on your own two feet, get back out there, and find the person who will make the problems with the world melt away again. And if you're serious about contemplating suicide, I strongly recommend talking to friends, family, anybody you'd trust to help guide you through it. If all else fails, try seeing a therapist or attending a local group whose members are going through the same thing (trust me, they're out there). There's no shame in getting help from others when you're down like this. Things will get better for you, but in the meantime, there's no reason you have to suffer by yourself.

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>>18581874
I relate to your feelings, OP.

Own the pain, embrace that depression, it will be yours now. This pain will grow you as a person and define you later on in life, whetever you look for a new girl or in other areas of your life.

Just don't commit suicide or do anything fatal, that will be that one mistake you can never recover from, unlike any kind of emotional pain.

Stay strong, OP, most people go through pain of break up, you are not that special.

From one skinny person to another, just ease up. Focus on being yourself, being comfortable with who you are. If you want to find love - especially long term - you have to learn to love yourself first. If there's something about yourself you don't like that you can work on, gradually try to get better.

Respect yourself, and you'll be confident. And trust me, that confidence will be detected and appreciated long before you ever have to say anything. The air you give off makes more of an impression than your appearance can even hope to match.

>>18581820
What's the problem, OP? Please state the question.

>>18581837
Thanks dude.

>>18581868
Idk what to say to her

>>18581797
Get ready for sprint to toilet. You probably wont even make it in time.

And brush your teeth.

>>18581797

Swishing vinegar, baking soda & water, or hydrogen peroxide should all help with your mouth. They're all gross but they'll de-grease your mouth so it's up to you what the lesser evil is. As for whether you "should" do anything, not necessarily, it's completely edible after all, but maybe eating some solid will make the poopin not so bad, if you can manage it. Of course, try to avoid anything oily. Best thing would be greens like raw spinach, or something else with fiber.

And learn your lesson.

Try bread products. That should not only help to rid your mouth of the taste, but also absorb some of the stuff you've already eaten. If nothing else, the latter will make it easier when it comes time to make your sacrifice to the Porcelain God.

Start with talking to friends, relatives, really anybody you can trust enough to unload your problems with. Work out what you can with them. Try to get to the root of your problems, and come up with a few ways you can deal with them. Surround yourself with caring company.

If you find that isn't working, then try seeing a therapist, or finding a local group whose members have gone through something similar. There's absolutely no shame in letting other people help you through a tough time. Nobody should suffer alone.

>>18581793
how old are you, OP?

>>18581819
18, how come?
Checking for underage OP I'm guessing?

>>18581770
Companies that sell weird shit sometimes don't describe their products on the billings. If they do, you are fucked. Also, stop getting your parents into debt.

>>18581770

Get one that vibrates and stick it up your butt then offer to help your mom clean the kitchen, she won't know it's in your booty hole. While you're cleaning the kitchen you can get into the dirty dark corner nobody gives any attention and begin to push the beast out with your rectum muscles it's probably best if you eat a lot of taco bell and make sure you don't shit and then when the moment is right let that booty blow into the corner say scuse me and she won't know you just gave rectal dragon birth and fiery mexicaña diarrhea as long as you whip out some febreeze. Don't forget to say scuse me. IF you want you can leave the dildo hidden underneath the poo but you might want to turn it off at this point then you can wait until she finds the poo and blame it on the dog then say "OH NO, BUSTER!!!" at your dog Buster and go ahead at this point and pick up the poo. She won't know the dildo is inside the poo gee what a close call you had.

For starters, I'd say apply for your own credit card and buy dragon dildos with that.

But if that's off the table, you could always play it off like someone else was using her credit card information to by random things. Some anonymous hacker going around trolling people like a digital version of the person in a grocery store dropping boxes of condoms in random people's carts.

Of course, the best option is simply to not get caught. If you do, you can probably sell the anonymous hacker bit once, maybe twice if your mom isn't the sharpest arrow in the quiver. But any more than that, and she'll start putting the pieces together.

Or you could always find a gf/bf (whichever you're into) who shares your interests, and have them pay for it. Everybody wins that way.

Do you like boys?
Yes = you're gay
No = not gay

It ain't that hard.

>>18620992
I'll let you in on a secret: you don't really know you're gay until you actually fall for someone of your own gender. Have you ever looked at someone of your own gender and thought that you want to fuck them or kiss them? If not, then you're not gay - yet.

Being gay is basically an innocent until proven guilty thing. Also, a lot (possibly a majority) of gay people are actually bi - they could just as easily have sex with either gender.

>>18620995
that just begs the question, how do I know if I like boys or not

>>18620996
but what if i can never fall in love bc i have issues

>>18581656
no sun = low vitamin d = low t = misery

>>18581656
It's not the physical place "outside" that you're being pushed toward. It's "Get away from your chained-to-the-computer solitary life and go interact with real live human beings"

>>18581623
Is there any way in which you could contact them with another phone and speaking with a human being about your problem?
Maybe also try their twitter Idk if they are responsive

>>18581609
End your texts with a question if you can.

Instead of replying to, "What's up?" with "Nothing," respond with "bored as hell. What are you up to?"

Make it natural, just let the conversation take its course. Remember that it's okay to end a conversation too, sometimes conversations that go in too long can become an annoyance, don't force the conversation but just make either fluid and real.

Ask her out on a date.

Usually comes up in layer so no, not really. I suppose you could scrub at it with a loofa or something but it'll hurt like a bitch during and after.

Get an aloe vera leaf, cut it through sideways and put the leaf's sticky part over burned zone

>>18620812
I wouldn't worry much about her friends so much as what it is your girlfriend believes. Just talk to her about these things if the chance for that conversation ever pops up. Don't do it out of nowhere though, it'll make you seem as ridiculous as her friends.

In the end, are you dating her, or all her friends with ridiculous views? I understand she might be "influenced" by the shit they bring up but that's why you gotta keep a tight leash on her. Best of luck anon.

>>18620820
Already talked about that since she saw my comments. She agrees with me, although she says I could probably be more gentle (although I never insult them or say something rude) and walk them through my explanations and the papers.

And what is "keeping a tight leash" in this context?

>>18620827
Perhaps she must've misread your replies to her friend's post and seen your statements as a bit harsh? It happens all the time

and by that I really just meant: not letting her get brainwashed by whatever bullshit her friends try and cram down her throat, unless, you know, that's cool with you anon