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What are exercises for better thrusting for sex? I always get too tired, especially when going from behind.
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>>18724108
its really just about cardio, not a specific exercise.
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>>18724108
what >>18724111 said. how much do you weigh? running will work out your back and legs so that's semi relevant, but most cardio will do that
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>>18724108
Try going for walks daily, even if its just 15 minutes or so. Jog a little. Slowly you'll get more stamina.
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Should we be friends? 2017-09-15 08:25:23 Post No.18724098
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So, I've a friend who as of late I've been calling into question our friendship and if i should remain friends with him. I'm just gonna list off all the bad shit and mover forward from there. So, when i was dating my 1st love he'd ask her out everytime we broke up (5x) and i never knew till she told me. He isn't very tolerant and if he's bored he just leaves or if he cant just leave, he'll bitch and moan till he does. He's lazy and doesn't put much effort into anything, unless it's with a girl. He's stubborn and thinks real highly of himself even though he ain't that smart at all. In times of adversary he becomes a yellowbellied bitch, we've been in a couple confrontations with cops and drunk dudes and he always wants to high tail it or has admitted he's considered throwing me under the bus.
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>>18724098
the Good:
>He knows a lot about me
>I've known him 2 years
>His humour is in line with mine
thats all i got.
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>>18724098
The kind of friend who would throw you under the bus is no real friend.
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I understand how cliched this question is. Help. 2017-09-15 07:55:40 Post No.18724063
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I understand how cliched this question is. Help.
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How the fuck do I live?
I am a male, aged 19. I dropped out of highschool before it could teach me anything about life and got a GED rather easily. I have never flirted, kissed, fucked, or even become friends with another girl my age. I've never gotten a job. I sit at my computer all day. And I mean all day, from bed to bed. I had and have zero friends, as in zero.
I have no foundation or knowledge on how to operate in the real world, and I want out. I want to go outside. I want to run away from my entire life as I've known it. I want to reinvent myself. I want to rewrite my personality, forget my life, and start over.
But I don't know how. I'm past angst. Now it's just cabin fever. I want to be free. I need to be told how, in totality, every detail.
Please, please, please, please, please. This is life and death. Thank you, I am crying.
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>>18724063
Your goal is too big and too scary. Start much smaller.
Find a hobby outside the house, write a resume, look for a job.
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>>18724063
Start with getting a job and being less lf a whiney faggot.
After you have a job, come back with your next question.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Qm8I2cCAE
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Sorry didnt see a philosophy and religious board.
Any thinking peole want to weigh in on my question
Is sarcasm a form of lying.
Dont answer too quickly i truly believe it is.
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>>18723991
Depends on the intent behind it.
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>>18723991
Depends on the type of sarcasm and the situation, as well as the actual words used to convey the sarcasm. I see what you're going for though, some examples I can think of definitely would be a form of lying.
Example %
Are you happy?
Ohhhh yeah, reeeal happy. Just look how happy I am?! (Said in a sarcastic voice)
In something like that, it is a form of lying. As the person is stating they are happy when they clearly aren't.
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I don't want to reject her 2017-09-15 07:03:44 Post No.18723990
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I don't want to reject her
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So long story short, I met a girl at a party that's been genuinely interested in me for a few weeks before meeting me (she saw me on Instagram) and actually asked her cousin (who's my not so close friend) about me and for advice etc, she was really nice the whole night, we ended up kissing and we've been talking, the thing is, I'm not sure if I'm attracted to her, physically or even her as a person, she's kinda childish, and not that pretty, but I still want to give her a chance because I don't really think I can back out now, we're going out on Tuesday, we were really drunk so I don't quite remember what she looks like in person, maybe she's just not photogenic, right? So my question is, should I keep talking to her and trying to see if we kinda click? I think I just feel pressured to do it because not a lot of girls like me, so it's kinda surprising and exciting, as dumb as it sounds, she likes me a lot I think.
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>>18723990
If you're really not that into her just tell her a family issue came up or something and that you have to back out. But if you're kind of into her then maybe you should go and see ?
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>>18723993
She was pretty nice, I don't remember her being particularly ugly, I wasn't attracted to my ex when we started dating and it worked out ok (we broke up because she was a slut, unrelated) I want to hope for the best, but to be honest I'm kinda insecure of what my friends will think of me because I'm not dating a wannabe model or something, even if I know I'm not the best looking lad
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Paranoid I Have Klinefelter's/ Weird Balls 2017-09-15 06:45:36 Post No.18723953
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Paranoid I Have Klinefelter's/ Weird Balls
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Ok, /adv/. How do I get over my crushing self-consciousness about my mangled balls? Some backstory:
>super self-conscious as a kid and raised in a household that made genitals seem dirty
>Didn't feel comfortable talking with parents about stuff
>realize at 15 that it's weird I have 1 nut
>tell mum, who tells me I had that problem when I was a baby but doc thought it went away
>get surgery
>big ass scar, nerve damage, and nut still doesn't hang right (but they saved it)
Relationship w/ last GF ended because I was paranoid that I had fucking Klinefelter's because I have long legs, short torso, and they have weird issues with their junk sometimes. I get super defensive whenever people make generalizations about male/female traits and hate when I relate to the female stuff more often than I want to.
I work in a lab and am borderline ready to risk getting fired to jizz in a tube and put it under the microscope to see if I'm shooting blanks like someone with Klinefelter's would. Dick is below average too. I know the memes on here (mostly /r9k/) are toxic bullshit, but I'm dying here.
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Can't you go to an actual doctor and get tested instead of risking your job?
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>>18723962
I'm too embarrassed to risk a psych referral and I doubt insurance would cover the tests. Mine is stingy as fuck.
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I don't know what to do. I'm very depressed and very suicidal. I have zero reasons as to why I should continue and why I shouldn't end it. I think to much and nothing works. Nothing makes me happy and I can't anymore. If this right here doesn't work, I'm going to admit myself to a mental hospital. I'm not looking to be talked down, I'm looking for answers.
I'm done,
I can't,
Existence Is Pain.
i have a discord
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>>18723895
>If this right here doesn't work, I'm going to admit myself to a mental hospital.
...That sounds like a good plan?
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>>18723895
Do it faggot
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>>18723895
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
- Dorothy Parker
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I seriously have no fucking direction at all. I have an idea of what I want to major in, but I don't know how to achieve any of this. I go to a community college, I work at a McDonalds, my best friends hardly ever talk to me (probably because they're busy), my girl friend stresses me out (but I love the her to pieces). Im not in good physical shape, I have no car or license, I'm already terrible with my money. Im a damn mess. I really don't know where to start, but all I know is I need to get my life together, because Im going absolutely no where. What the hell do I do? What do I start working on first? I can elaborate on more aspects of my shitty existence.
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>>18723742
you're not really a "damned mess." the only significant problem you've presented here (not saying you don't have any more) is that you aren't sure what you want to major in, which is a good problem to have a a fun one to solve, in my opinion. the only real challenge you're presented with, other than peddling through the mundane modern life all of us low-level players are stuck in, is figuring out what you want your future profession to be.
maybe 19 is too young to truly decide this? who knows. all I know is you had better guess well.
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>>18723742
>my shitty existence
>has job
>is in shool
>has a gf
Have you tried hardening up, sweetie
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>>18723750
Oh, and maybe don't guess under stress. Stress is a bad condition to make life decisions under.
A.) You need to get some people in your court who relieve your stress and make you feel better.
B.) Maybe try doing something new and positive with your girlfriend that you never tried before, like going to the gym together, or whatever gay shit girls like.
C.) You need to find ways to alleviate your own stress. Maybe it's approaching the Micky D's work like a Buddhist. Maybe it's a book and a long bath at the end of the day (be careful about utilities, though).
Figure something out, rather than nothing. Remember, just because you can't imagine an activity alleviating your stress doesn't mean it won't.
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Negotiating a higher offer 2017-09-15 05:32:40 Post No.18723734
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I was offered a job with a 15% raise... but I am not super pumped about the job, after learning a bit more, and some of the details changed.
However, for a 25% raise, I could put this behind me and be happy with it.
Current salary is $60k and I'm slightly underpaid, so the 15% raise would bring me to current market. Hence, give me a premium, and I'll say yes.
How do I negotiate this?
Thanks!
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https://youtu.be/Fo8VY8o6R44?t=5m46s
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>>18723734
I've never personally done this before maybe someone else can help you. But you should definitely ask for the extra 10%,. I guess they offer 69 and u want 75. Use ur experience and skills and say i believ ethis is a fair market value for someone with my skill sets.
>>18723756
Ignore this people try to sell their shitty self help bs on here
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How often should I text my gf?
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>>18723682
everyday. bitches love that shit. even if it's just a quick "good morning" or "goodnight". it shows that she's on your mind each day.
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>>18723682
Dont overtext. You should ask her how often but i wouldnt overtext
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>>18723682
If she's having a bad day, 2 times.
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I want an older woman, how can I achieve my fantasy?
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>>18723678
Charm and maturity
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>>18723678
Wait 10-15 years :^)
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>>18723678
Grandad had some timely advice
>If you want to buy a pig, go to the pig farmer not the man at the market.
Go to where older women congregate and just see how you go.
Avoid "Ladies Nights" at pubs/clubs - you may bag yourself an older drunk slapper but then you've only got yourself an older drunk slapper.
Maybe look for walking clubs or yoga (not at the hip new gym tho - that's where all the younger sl00tz go to passive aggressively flaunt their bodies while smugly telling you not to stare).
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How would I go about getting funding for a short/indie film? Work? Loans? Investors?
Pic extremely unrelated.
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You could always try crowd funding.
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>>18723646
>investors
If you dont provide returns promised you'll get sued and it go to prison.
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>>18723646
you could always try crowdfunding but why would anyone crowdfund you? despite the success stories you've heard, they are few and far between, especially for film projects.
the successful ones have some sort of known person attached, someone with a fan base. keep in mind that in this our generation of nosalgia even all of the original power rangers combined were only able to raise 100k for their own film.
do you have any short films under your belt that show your potential as a filmmaker? and if they require you to say 'sorry about the X' when sharing a link, then no you dont, cuz no one wnats to invest in someone who makes excuses.
seriously though if it is a SHORT film how much funding do you REALLY need? i sank 4k into my feature film this year, and most of that was just buying the new equipment and feeding / housing my actors for two months.
started talking to this girl a while ago. We talked about dating and eventually we did. For a while it was great, she was sweet and caring and we spent a lot of time together
Then she reveals to me that she's in an abusive relationship with her brother and a neglectful relationship with her mother, and aside from a few friends I'm the only thing she feels actual love for and because of this she uses love for me as a replacement for love for herself. I really only planned on dating casually, and it doesn't feel right to be an emotional crutch.
Then one day, when I'm picking her up for us to spend time together, her brother makes me roll down my window and he tells me that if anything happens to her he'll kill me. These weren't the words of a defensive older brother, this was a threat. I could tell by his delivery and the look on his face. I won't go heavy on details, but judging by what she says he does to her, he seems like someone who would be looking for reasons to hurt someone.
I also haven't told my family about us dating yet, I planned on it before I met her family, but I decided to hold off on it because I feel like her family meeting mine can only lead to bad things. However, I feel like as soon as she finds out I haven't told them, she'll be hurt and her brother will have his reason to do something to me.
I feel like if I just say we should be friends and end the relationship, she'll be deeply hurt because she'll feel as though one of the few things she loves doesn't love her back, and her brother will get angry and act out. Right now things are okay, the girl doesn't realize how terrified I am, but I feel like somethings going to give soon and it isn't going to be pretty.
I don't know what to do guys. It feels like no matter what choice I make, something bad will happen. I don't want to hurt her, I don't want to be hurt and I don't want any of my family to be hurt.
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You can't just keep these feelings of trepidation to yourself. You need to communicate and resolve with her if you ever hope for this to turn out okay. Tell her what you think of her brother, and for the love of god don't lead her to think this is a serious relationship if you don't actually plan on being there for her. It hurts to be strung along.
I think she has her own personal issues that need resolving as well. You can help her maybe but its essentially her responsibility to learn to love herself.
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>>18723599
You a coward boy
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I am currently in a long term relationship with a girl who is 16 hours away. She had recently broken up with her ex and since I am away, she is now hanging out with him and his friends on the regular. I addressed this issue and she said she would stop. It has a been a few weeks now and it has continued. I am on my last thread and I am not taking her shit anymore. I am very close to ending it all. Before I do anything rash I'd like to hear some opinions. Thanks lads.
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>Before I do anything rash I'd like to hear some opinions
Smart move, you'll want to make sure that she's doing anal before breaking up. I made the mistake of breaking up with a long term ex who was in the same situation. After watching her pussy get pounded for 15 minutes I couldn't take it and just assumed she did anal which later on she admitted that she did not which made me feel like a huge jerk. Good on you to think these things through before ending it.
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>>18723509
Drop her. She's looking to get back with her ex.
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>>18723509
Well she's cheating on you with her ex. Most women cheat with any man they find cute who shows interest in them, and are closer then you.
I want you to honestly not take it personal. If it were you, me, or some other guy. Women always, ALWAYS choose proximity and convenience over struggle and commitment.
Minor issue with a buddy of mine. It's not that bad, so move along if you wanna help people with super-duper serious problems.
>Have a close friend since middle-school
>Always been a bit of a sperg, but he's a nice guy. He once rode his bike all the way across town so that I didn't have to walk home from work alone.
>We watch a lot of movies and anime together
>He has a really bad habit of reading the Wikipedia page or looking things up to gain insight about a show or topic, and then acts like he knew that all along
>We'll be watching a movie over skype and he'll say something like, "I bet this, this, and this are gonna happen"
>Or we'll talk about something and I'll see him on his phone, and he'll suddenly bring up a random fact trying to oppose me as if he knew that himself and knew that I was wrong
>He also watches TV shows and acts like he's never seen them before so that he can make "predictions" and act upset when I call him on it
The fuck is his problem? How do I make him stop? Should I fill a spray bottle with vinegar?
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Compulsive lying and trying way too hard to seem intelligent, even after the facade has faded. If he's older than 8, he should probably see a shrink about that.
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>>18723493
some people want to feel smart but dont have the actual knowledge to back it up. some do, as in they know when your wrong, but they arent sure on all the specific details. to put it simply, if a guy knows to check online to see if you're wrong, then he already knew you were wrong.
that being said he sounds pretentious and hard to deal with. best way to deal with it is probably to talk to him about it, and say he doesn't need to do that sorta thing with you.
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>>18723498
Probably wouldn't hurt. I'm sure he's got his share of problems going on. Oddly enough, this is the only time he acts like this or does this.
It's like he enjoys arguing or countering you, but he has some internal mechanism that knows when it's not something serious. If it's something that has any value or importance to it, he doesn't act this way.