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Hey guys, I just bought some used trousers, and I didn't' realize they had a stain on them. How do I get it out?

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>me 23, didnt have sex for almost a year
>want to get laid, but cant because got fat
>afraid of gym (yup insecure whiny bitch here), so working out at home
>limited food intake
>smoker, trying to limit cigatets per day (used to smoke around 12 per day, now limited to 5-6; trying to limit even more)

Problem - how the fuck do you fight hunger??? I had habits of watching movies and eating 2bags of chips (family size), eating to the point where you are about to vomit, couldnt stop eating while there was still something edible in fridge...
Getting hungry as fuck, especially after working out, also smoking less makes me more hungry too. Help pls
P.S. yes, I drink lots of water, but doesnt really help

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Is it normal for life to feel like a death march?

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I had a party and this one girl I think is cute showed up and we got drunk but she didn't seem like she wanted to go for me, I wasnt acting like I wanted to too, but I was a little pushy. I was standoffish most of the night, but not really. Does she like me or is she just unsure of my level of interest so she's playing it safe. We're going out to sushi and a movie next week.

Please respond

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>have long legs with strong wide quads and short torso
>Because of that it looks like I have narrow shoulders even though they're average
>Think I need to focus heavily on my upper body
>But my arms are muscular and I have calf muscle atrophy so my calves are smallish, smaller than my arms
What the hell do I do?

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dear /adv/

i am 18 and just finishing up high school. my gf dumped me a couple months ago and i still can't seem to get over it which is really pissing me off since its pretty much weighing me down constantly. i barely even have fun anymore because whenever i start thinking about her it just kills my mood. some days i feel like i dont care anymore and that i've gotten past it but then the next day its just back to the same old shit. how do i stop being such a little bitch about it? i want to just move on and enjoy life since i'm at that age but this shit just won't seem to go away.

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This is new at work, what is the thing on the right used for? I think the thing on the left is for internet wifi. They are mounted on the ceiling.

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I think I am in limerence with this qt at work.

I find myself constantly looking up her public social media accounts throughout the day.

I don't even use social media or have my own accounts.

how do I stop being a creep?

whenever I see her I talk to her and stuff but when I go home or I'm on my break at work I go into stalker limerence mode

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How the FUCK do I shake this off? I've been stealing my moms car to get weed with no license basically praying to Jesus that I don't get pulled over or hit shit

Today I was driving and I live in some country shit and basically a deer ran out and I slammed the breaks and I was literally sliding into it so fast i was fucked a million thoughts raced into my head I couldn't think time slowed down then all ofa sudden last second I hit the breaks even harder and turned to the right and just barely ever so slightly by a fucking millisecond missed wrecking and my left bumper barely hit its leg knocked it over and it got back up in two second and the car or deer had 0 damage

I almost wrecked my moms 20k car and we are poor as FUCK and that literally would of been my end because no license no insurance they'd never talk to me again and I just had someone wreck another car smashing into me while I was turning and trying to pass.

I literally almost just fucked up my life to the point of no return and missed by a millisecond and I'm so under pressure and scared now.

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I have three people in my head. They're constantly talking about and we argue a lot and they also argue amongst themselves....I often take advice from them without hesitation. What should I do?

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Tomorrow my sister and I are going to see Jerry Seinfeld live.

This is the closest I've ever had to a date or hanging out with just another person and I'm really unsure how to act.

Please advise how to not screw this up.

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I need advice on a relationship thingy I'm really confused on what I'm doing wrong.

it is pretty long story please help me :(

>Junior year of high school
>super depressed usual high school kid
>meets this great girl, Jenna
>Jenna and I quickly became intimate to the point we wanted to spend the rest of our lives together
>after about a few months of dating my parents forced us apart because of school

>a few months pass
>now December, senior year
>really depressed on the verge of suicide
>we get back in contact, this time we really want to make it work
>she lives 50 miles away now in college
>she was kicked out of her foster parents house after high school

here is where it gets... weird and even i knew this.

>she said shes in a fake relationship with her roommate so she could keep a room
>she gets into fights with the roommate all the time so i believed she wasn't dicking me
>skype every few days
>i get the balls to ask her out to my party
>she accepts but doesn't show
>sad.jpg

>few days pass
>suddenly she responds saying she got in a fight with her roommate and is on the verge of being kicked out
>after this she basically goes dark on me
>no more skype, less frequent texts
>texts are almost once every two days (she said because work is busy)

months pass like this until i graduate

>I really want to commit my time and effort into this relationship
>plan a date in LA
>drive 50+ miles
>at the meeting spot
>nothing
>two hours pass
>she texts she slept in
>we meet up and I'm super angry and tired
>that was probably the best day I've had in my life I am now happy
>we promise to talk more and skype more often when there is time

two days pass after the meet

>back to the usual...
>I invite her to my nephews birthday
>she responds busy but for a different date
>attempt to correct her
>she ignores and responds with a Facebook post
>the Facebook post has a rude comment toward Asian people eating dogs
>offendedgirl.jpg
>this is funny to me because its... a joke.

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So for the past like two years I've been trying to get a job near where I live. And I fucked up pretty hard... Early on in my job search I was offered not one but two jobs, one at a Chick-fil-A and on at some sub place. I turned them both down because I was sixteen at the time and for some reason was dumb enough to think I could do better than fast food. Ever since then, every single application I've made has been met with failure and I'm getting close to just giving up.

I'd like to think I do decently well in interviews and whatnot, I can talk to peoole easily and most of the people I talk to generally like me. But I just look so unimpressive on paper. I've only worked one other job at an ice cream place for little under a year and that's about it, I never even learned register. Plus I think my old manager might be talking shit about me to these places (we didn't see eye to eye politically and I could tell she didn't like me by how she acted and talked to me, plus she was constantly cutting my hours in favor of people who had been there longer and who she liked.)

Every place I've allowed to contact my previous employer, they've turned me down, the first two however offered me the job because and they didn't ask about my previous employment.

Here's my biggest issue, do I just not put down my ONLY work experience? Potentially making myself look even WORSE on paper (and also lie about my employment history) or do I tell them my history and risk my old manager trashing me.

I legit have no idea what to do and I need the money...

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I took 3 of these a day for a solid 3 years, every single day without fail. Been mostly clean for a year now. I take 10mgs once in a while, but can't obtain enough to become addicted. There's a huge fucking hole in my heart where these pills used to be. What do I do?

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Okay so i went to a toronto night club with some friends, we were having a good time at first drinking and then we fucking got drunk, headed down the dance floor and half way into this shit, the magic was fucking gone.

It was my first time and even though a chick rode my dick for like 5 minutes and i got to dance with another chick somewhat normally, it was fucking boring shit, and i started hating it near the end.

Overall it was cool at first but what the fuck happened? girls winking and trying to ride my dick suddenly felt really fucking boring and somewhat of a nuisance.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not some fucking faggot but does anyone here know how a real relationship happens? because going to a club and meeting all these cock hungry sluts doesn't seem to feel like the right step for me.

You think waiting for college or maybe a workplace is the better place to make a move? I feel like sluts are good times but overall not my number 1 pick.