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I need some help /adv/. I'm going to move out of my parents house within a year and they are really expecting it. I'm 21 and am sick of the way they treat me, like I'm their personal slave despite working 40 hours a week on top of berating me for not doing it. I have a friend in Boston I can be with till I'm on my feet.
So I was wondering how do I leave seamlessly? My dad has access to my credit card information and can see all transactions. He can also take money in and out which will be a huge problem.
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Obviously remove your fathers access to your finances...
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I don't think I believe in love anymore. At the same time I want it with one person so much it hurts. Just don't think It's possible. Every long lasting relationship I've seen in other people has been completely fucked up and not what I want given closer observations. My own personal relationships always seem to end in betrayal and heartbreak. I just don't have the capacity to trust someone enough to even try at this point. Thoughts?
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I had the perfect opportunity to build a relationship with a blossoming new artist and have a meaningful effect on her work and her life, and I had a small window of time in which I could have gone about it without being the comic book guy, but I fucked it up with indecisiveness and a failure to act. Why should I strive in life to be more than a drone?
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Abundance mentality, not just regarding the chick but opportunity in general.
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>have potential to be anything
>upset I'm not POTUS yet
>hate myself
>fap it away
>upset I can't sight-read Bach on an instrument I rarely practice on and is wrong-handed anyway
>hate myself
>fap it away
>don't have the outgoing personality needed for challenging corporate careers even if qualified otherwise
>hate myself
>fap it away
>no self esteem left for lady friend
>only one thing left to do
Would a dick cage be a good investment in this case? What else would I do?
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Can a romantic relationship between a 21 year old man and a 35 year old woman work?
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No.
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of course, cannibalism works if its mutual.
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>>18602827
She's elderly. Leave her alone.
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I have feelings for my female boss. 2017-08-09 02:06:42 Post No.18602823
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I have feelings for my female boss.
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Since I started working at my new job...I have developed feelings for my female boss( I am a male for reference) its a very small business and 2 of the 3 days I am there it is literally just me and her. We act like "friends"
and whatnot although there is a boss-worker dynamic obviously . Shes pretty weird but not likely to throw a shit fit if I would bring something up....but still a bit worried. I really wanna bang her, or should I address this from a relationship standpoint...or just let it go?
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Also I know its a pretty stupid question and that people shouldnt have the balls to just shit like this to a boss but maybe some advice would help.
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Just let her know you find her appealing and ask her if she would ever consider dating you , if she says yes great pound that pussy , if she says no it'll be kind of awkward that she knows you have a thing for her , as many have said tho you miss 100% of the shots you never take
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Gross question here. So I do a lot of playing with my butt on my own, and I don't really bother to clean myself out first. So long as I've taken a good solid poop within the last few hours I'm fine, and if there ends up being a little clean-up afterwards I deal with it. But if I want a guy to stick it in my pooper I'd like a little more assurance that it won't end up a scat show.
I was wondering if the 5-ish ounce medical enemas you can get at a drug store (pic related) are good for cleaning before doing anal. I know that obviously more is better, but I've experimented a bit with make-shift enemas just for the fun of it (poked hole into squeezable water bottle and used warm water) and it gave me intestinal cramps like you wouldn't believe. Took me like two hours and 5 bathroom trips to get it all out both times I tried it, and the end result wasn't exactly something I would call "clean". So I was thinking something smaller with a special formula would be easier on me. I also don't want to buy one of those enema bag kits unless it's necessary, because they seem complicated and I share my bathroom with others.
In b4 "that's gay". I'm a grill.
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The best thing you could do is 24-48 hours is to control your diet. Minimal food, no red meat, no taco Bell. Then have a good purge the day before ass fucking. Those little things will help clean the initial pathway, but if you're full of shit, it's going to move along anyway.
The big bag enemas will destroy your ass Flora and you'll shit for hours without ever fully seeing a clean shit.
Good luck plugging your butthole. If your partner is afraid of poop, maybe they shouldn't have butt sex.
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>>18602920
> no Taco Bell
Nigger I lost all my keks
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But anyway enemas are shit any way you go about it the best thing to do is to eat tons of fiber it'll help keep your shit together , and just take long dumps
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The day before your going to have anal sex stay away from things that make poop sticky, Like red meats oatmeal and high sugary stuff.. Drink plenty of water so your poop is hydrated. 15 glasses of water, sounds a lot but go's down quickly if you don't think about it.. The hour before anal go use the bathroom. Don't rush go take your phone and relax the anal spinster is a real pain when it thinks is gonna be rushed and from what I find dose not fully allow everything out.. When your sure your done going #2 get your self a cheap funnel at the dollar store or buy a enema but do not use the liquid it comes with as this stuff causes cramping! Nothing worse then trying to have a bit of fun when cramping ... Fill 2 cup bottle or the now empty enema with warm water. NOT hot warm no soap no nothing just plain warm water, it should be cooler then you think on your hands... Best way to test to make sure its not to hot put it on your clit or nipples and for a man tip of the penis.. If it dose not burn or feel to hot its good to go in side of you.. Then get down insert the funnel and poor the water in stay in a down ward where your head is on the floor and your bottoms in the air for like 2 mins or so then get up put a dam of lube on your finger then apply it to your anus and go on the toilet... The water will come out brown no matter how many times you do this so I recommend doing this twice. The lube helps prevent that I just had liquid poop feeling you get back there. When your done on the second time lube up a finger why still on the toilet and insert it and move it around some why you bare down. This helps remove any water in the lower section by the spincyer then clean up and get down on the floor and do 10 sit-ups and some pushups till you have that feeling of you guessed it got to go to the toilet again. This will remove 90% of the water you put in and some other poop you did not get out why going to the bathroom... Finger and clean up.. your read 4 anal
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What does the reason I was fired from my last job tell other employers when I apply for a job? 2017-08-09 01:35:36 Post No.18602744
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What does the reason I was fired from my last job tell other employers when I apply for a job?
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I was let go from a cellphone retailer last year due to "An argument with my employer over my attitude during a meeting". That was over a year ago, since then i've just been taking classes during terms. I've been applying at a lot of places over two months and I haven't heard a single thing back yet. Most are entry level so I can get back into work mode but others require the technical training I received at my last job. Well over half of the jobs i applied at require me to say why I was fired and I always give the reason above because it's the truth. I'm sure they follow up with my old boss about it but what exactly is the reason I was fired telling my future employers?
>pic not related
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That you potentially have attitude issues with authority.
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First time posting here, 21m 5'8 manlet
I was 175 pounds at the beginning of the summer and right now I'm 145. My original goal weight was 140, probably more like 137 for when I gain back water weight after stopping.
I've been posting on forums and plenty of people say to not go so low, but at the same time I've seen multiple guys say they are 130-135.
When I look up ideal weights I see as low as 125.
I don't know my body fat percent. I've been in the middle of fucking nowhere all summer so I haven't been to a gym, just cardio most days. Moving to town for uni in September and I'm going to be joining a gym immediately and start lifting.
I still have fat on my body, particular my thighs, stomach, and man boobs. I think i have light gyno and I'm going to see a doctor about it in September, but I still have a small belly and rolls particularly when I sit down. As you can tell I have essentially no muscle built whatsoever.
Do you think I should stop the diet and start eating at maintenance, or go to my goal of 140? I'm 145 right now and would like to lose more, but I'm probably just obsessed with the feeling of not being as big as I was.
Alternatively, I can go to 140 then start eating maintenance and lifting in September.
Either way, I've dropped the cardio and started pushups, crunches, etc
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How do i get help for social anxiety when i am too shy to talk to anyone?
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By growing balls long enough to talk to someone to ask for help. You can't get help if you never ask for it.
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>>18602707
Get a customer service job
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>>18602718
I have been working in customer service for last 2 years but anxiety really fucks with my kpi's. The only time I talk to people other than my bf is when I am at work.
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so we were sitting me my dad and some familly members in a snack / restaurant,
my father always seem angry & authoritative ( i always try to avoid him because he's always making me nervous and affects my mood in a negative way) and i hate him for that, so he took my fries because they were cold and tossed them to the ground , called the waiter and asked for a new hot ones .. i screamed at him and it got awkward real quick .. anyway how to avoid further problems and get away from him or maybe fix the issue ? and was his normie behaviour "normal" ?
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op here, i'm 21 yo, still in college
i screamed at him because i didn't like his behavior .
btw the majority of the time he is screaming on the phone ( familly and work related ) doesn't mean he is a bad guy but still .. i also live in the same house as him and there is nowhere to escape for now .
pls respond it would really change things in my life thank you
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You don't sound 21, if anything.
Your dad's probably a narcissist, go on r/raisedbynarcissists and see of it fits
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You're a little bitch let me guess daddy's also paying for your college education and car insurance ?
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Personally I think she's fucked in the head, and you're kinda at fault for your actions aswell don't forget. Like you said "pretty shit situation right?' apologize to your fuckin cat and dump her ass.
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Are there any computers for 3D modeling that have a trackpad like a MacBook does?
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So uh, 25/M here, moving from Sweden to the US for physics grad school in a couple weeks. Super stressed out over the paperwork, US agencies feel like the pinacle of bureaucratic inefficiency.
I'm pretty stressed out over being a virgin, mainly because of being overworked in college in a male-dominated major and working on the side to graduate debt-free. Statistically, ~25% of US college grads are virgins though so it's probably not a big deal.
I am really nervous though about moving to a completely new place where I basically don't know anyone at all. I'm honestly scared that I won't find friends and be lonely as fuck. That and risk staying a virgin for longer, since grad students aren't known for getting laid much.
Any tips for surviving out there?
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Use the fact that you are a foreigner to your advantage. People like that. At least, for the social aspect of college, and moving.
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>>18603578 is right. The fact that you're a foreigner basically guarentees that you'll get pussy and at least a few friends. You have nothing to worry about unless you're fat, retarded, or significantly unattractive.
I recently started programming, specifically Python, two weeks ago. I read half of the introduction book and applied its practices in 3 days but I couldn't continue because of a sudden stress buildup I experienced. I can't study for shit because I can't focus on the subject I am reading and if I try my hardest on focusing, I can't allocate enough brainpower on the subject because I am spending all of it trying to nullify this stress buildup. I experience this in every part of my life, during studying math, physics, english, history and so on. Obviously I am a student and this situation started affecting my grades. What can I do to solve this problem?
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Are you a highschool or college student? I used to be in similar shoes because my state is backwoods so i had to teach myself programming. I killed two birds with one stone and got rid of my stress by learning programming through game design. Still do this to this day in my college career and im pretty badass at java and c# if i do say so myself. Put me pretty far ahead of everyone else
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>>18602627
Its my last year at high school. Sounds pretty cool that you have made it, mind if I ask which resources have you used to learn Java and C++?