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A girl took a white pill at a football game. She got so fucked that she cant correctly describe the pill. She told us it was, pinky nail sized, white, and had a "letter N inside of it" INSIDE IT... not on it inside of it....
She rejectets every image of pills we show her. Everytime she stops moving she seems to be sleeping but when she starts moving she's hyper and saying random things.... for example she said something like "if i hit anon in the balls he wouldn't feel it because they haven't dropped yet" then lied back down and acted like she was asleep.
She has not and is not shaking a slight bit
We had her throw up so whatever wasn't disolved if anything would come out of her
She threw up again
She refuses to eat anything. We're trying to get her to eat goldfish, poptarts, pizza, any other carb in the house but she refuses.
What should we do? Let her sleep it off
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Eventually you guys will stop paying attention, and she'll recover miraculously.
Trust me I'm a doctor.
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>>18726506
I'd say let her sleep it off because that shit seems a little intense
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>>18726506
"Local teenager dies because friends trolled 4chan for medical advice instead of taking her to hospital."
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I wanna get a pocket pussy.
Should I stick with Tenga or get one of those "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING ANRI OKITA" memes?
What is your "go-to" onahole?
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be /diy/ like me and use a towel, large nitrile glove, and rubber band. lube and place between couch cushions and away you go
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>>18727195
Man it's like $70 for one
Why the hell are you fucking a glove
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>>18726499
They're a meme, if you don't wash them out religiously they will become very mouldy and stinky very quickly. You also need a fuck ton of lube or they'll hurt your head.
Just get an actual woman.
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I'm a guy.
Would you give a chance to girl you are not physically attracted to ?
How to gently reject a girl who is flirting with me ?
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pls help, I'm a 20yo virgin, I have no experience with this.
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I'm a 25yo virgin, I have no experience with this.
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>>18726482
I would not. Keep the gene pool clean.
>How to gently reject a girl who is flirting with me ?
"I already have a relationship with someone out of state, her name is (generic lady name)."
"Sorry, but I'm only interested in being friends."
"Can you fuck off? You're ruining my time alone."
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is it wrong to be jealous that my girlfriend can sing? as an aspiring actor, that's a useful tool to have. She and others like my acting ability but I still feel inadequate about it
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Not really, being jealous over something someone else has that you don't is normal. But in this case, if you have any aspiration to sing yourself, just ask her to give you lessons, and you'll get as good, or
perhaps even better, than her with enough practice. But still, always remember that you've got the acting ability under your belt, and getting praise for something like that is never a bad thing.
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>>18726558
I see. it just felt strange because she never actually practiced or took any singing classes.
she just sings her favorite anime and video game sings lime Rwby or metal gear solid 3
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>>18726451
Why would you be jealous? I'd be asking her to sing for me all the time. Everyone has different gifts you should be satisfied with your own.
About to take the LSAT tomorrow morning for the first time and have not studied at all. Am I fucked?
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>>18726431
Yes and no.
Some faculties look at the average score on all of your lsats, some only your best score. (harvard I think considers your highest score).
Unless you pull off a miracle and get over 160, you can still do a retake
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>>18726431
Logic games have a specific method which works for most people, and many others think they're nonsense without diagramming rules. But if you're super spatial and great at reading/reasoning the test is basically a big iq measurement. Expect to do somewhere in the same percentile as your reading/writing sat.
Also you can take it 3 times a year, pretty sure about that
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I joined one of the biggest companies in the world in a very highly technical position.
I am a new college graduate who interned in a parallel field in a different company.
All of the engineers in my team and all parallel teams are very highly accomplished and from the top 10 universities in the US.
My university doesn't even feature in the top 200 in the US. I got lucky with the call up and prepared very hard for the interview. What I want to say is that I'm not the smartest guy in the room.
Problem is, Its been 2 months already and I haven't learnt anything. I've got a mentor from the east (Im from the east too) who barely helps me, if at all. It is hard for me to understand what is happening.
What am I supposed to do. I thought of going to the manager and telling him that the thing with the mentor isn't working out. English isn't my first language and am already shitting myself. Is it appropriate to go and tell him something like this?
I've got a bad case of imposter syndrome right now. I just feel I got lucky with the interviews and didn't really deserve it. :S
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I've heard so many stories about grads at these big companies learning fuck all and the jobs being a great disappointment. They tend to be a relatively cheap way of getting the shit that no one else wants to do done; a friend of a friend is a grad at a big law firm and all she does is proofread documents. Your experience is par for the course, from what I've heard.
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>>18726435
Isn't that what interns are for? They are paying me way too much money for me to sit on my ass and do nothing. I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired after three months.I mean nobody is telling me anything on how to do my work. I went around to 2-3 people who were very terse and didn't want to be bothered.
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don't say that the mentor is not working
ask the manager to teach you things
ask your coworkers to teach you things
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I was in a relationship during 2 years with the most adorable man I ever met, last month he broke up with me because I always said I hated children and would never want kids, but he, on the other hand, love kids and want to have at least 2 kids.I love him so much, and I know he made the best choice, I can't make him not wanting a family, but I'm so sad and depressed that he would rather have a fucking stupid kid than spend the rest of our lives together. I don't know what to do, can't move on, everytime I open an date app or go to a party I just think the rest of the men are extremily disgusting and dumb but I really need sex and someone to hug.
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Sorry guys, my english is shitty.
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well I think corporations should take care of creating and raising children. Then adults could skip the family business and have fun until they croak.
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have his kids. problem solved.
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I don't like girls and I dont know why 2017-09-16 02:34:48 Post No.18726416
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I don't like girls and I dont know why
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So forever I really never liked girls and always got turned on by boys and i want some advice on how i can change this?
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Why change it
Just do whatever floats your boat
Who gives a shit what other people think
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>>18726443
But I go to church and I told some of my friends about it and they said that im sinful.
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>>18726452
Oh shit. That's a pretty good point. Better stop
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Coping with loss, change, and letting go of the past? 2017-09-16 02:34:37 Post No.18726415
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Coping with loss, change, and letting go of the past?
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I'm more than willing to bet a number of people here have severe anxiety issues. I'm not talking about getting nervous about a new job, a marriage, or shit like that. I'm talking about where almost every aspect of your life causes you to stress or worry. Even the smallest change causes excessive and severe panic to the point of becoming sick,
I'm talking about things from years in the past haunt your memory every moment of every day. Every thought is an intrusive thought and you can't stop them no matter what you do.
For me it is remembering one friend and I being betrayed by two of other other best friends. They didn't want us around anymore, just out of the blue. They replaced us and severed all contact. The other friend of mine moved past it after a number of years but I never did. I became excessively paranoid, afraid of everything and everyone. I was and still am socially and emotionally crippled. I developed a stutter and lost dozens of pounds (now under 120lbs.)
Since then I have tried numerous times to confront the issue. New groups of friends were made and while nothing bad ever happened it never seems to last. Each time the group has just kind of gone their separate ways. Everyone either became too busy, or stopped logging on, etc.
I think about what once was and how much I miss those times, those people. The nostalgia feeds into a severe depression and the constant anxiety. I know these people are gone, I know I won't see them again, but I can't move on and I can't stop thinking about them.
I obsess over the past every day and don't know how to stop. I can't deal with the loss and I can't seem to let go no matter how many times I try to.
Did anyone else ever suffer from this? How do you let go? How do you forget? How do you move on?
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Also worth mentioning I tried seeing a Psyche once. He prescribed me Risperdal which is notorious for causing a number of issues such as breast growth in men.
I guess I got off a little bit lucky. I only sprouted a TSH secreting pituitary tumor.
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I have physical advice but no mental advice for u. exercise is key to kill off depression for long periods of time if u suffer from it. Drinking lemon water daily can boost your mood little by little. lemons are scientifically shown to slow down depression and anxiety close to prescribed medicine. exercising has even better effects on the brain and are more immediate than a few lemons, but don't give up on the lemons. exercising gives you a high that depletes stress levels at a faster rate. Another advice I have for you is taking cold showers. cold showers give you an adrenaline rush and boost your mood for a few hours. taking a cold shower daily slowly increases your mood. I have been on these 3 things for a while and they seem to work. let alone all the side health benefits they provide like wright loss and healthy skin. But I'm pretty sure you don't need to lose anymore weight. as for your friends, I don't know what to tell you since I don't have many friends or close ones for that matter. I stay away from people as much as possible and close to only 1 or 2. as for coping with depression and anxiety I can give u those 3 tips. they really do help if you give them a try.
I'm also on nofap but I'm not sure how well nofaps boost your mood.
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Have you tried seeing a therapist? not a medication prescribing one, a talking kind of one. They can help with moving past traumatic issues and also use systems like Cognitive Behavioral Therapy to help with obsessive thoughts. IT takes a bit more of a commitment from you, it wont work if you only go a few times and it doesnt work as quickly as medication can but it can change your life. give it a try, what are you out? a little talking never hurt anyone.
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> My bpdexgf left me almost 10 months ago after a 2 year relationship that included us being together almost 24 hours a day for 2 years
> complete enmeshment and co dependency
> I have been suffering from PTSD
fast forward 3 months ago
> meet 22 year old, im 33
> hot, good sex, she really treats me nicely
> for some reason all i want to do is push her away and make her want to leave me
> well that day came... over 2 months into dating she wanted to be my girlfriend and i said no because i didnt feel i knew her well enough when really its just the fact im scared..
>she leaves me and now im trying to get her back..
> get her to agree to talk on the phone. I apologize and she agrees to meet me for dinner on monday
shes still on the fence about me now.. its weird though.. all the anxiety about my exgf now has been transferred into getting her back... its so stupid i couldve had her all along but i purposely sabotaged our relationship..
is the any advice you guys have for me to try to make it better with her.
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Halp
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In the same boat brother
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>>18726402
>meet 22 year old, im 33
Yeah you're probably 6 foot something, I'd kill for that opportunity
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How to tell your best friend your gay. 2017-09-16 02:19:33 Post No.18726385
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How to tell your best friend your gay.
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So i'm a man named mike and I am gay. And I wanted advice on how to tell my friend that i'm gay for him. Someone please help its getting bad.
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Casually mention that you like him.
If he says he likes you back, which is not likely, probability was in your favor and you've won.
If he says he's not interested or is 100 percent bonafide straight, if he's not a jerk you can go on being friends.
Now, worst case scenario - if he freaks out, distances himself from you, or talks shit. At worst he may get angry or turn violent. If any of these things happen he is not your friend.
But it is definitely worth it just to let out some fresh air about how you feel to get that out of the way. Chances of it going anywhere are going to be slim. Also a slight chance of a hostile reaction.
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Op here i meant to say aiden
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>>18726392
im not gay shut up
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I'm a freshman in college and my room mate is from China. He's completely incompetent and very creepy. He started a fire microwaving tinfoil, almost setting off the fire alarm. Then he let rotting milk and vegetables seep out of the fridge while I was gone for the weekend, when I came back in smelled rancid. He refused to help clean it up. And now, he has recently started watching porn for 4-5 hours a night while I'm in the room. Not vanilla stuff, really creepy shit, like a 3D animation of a wasp penetrating a woman. I've had enough, I need him out, what do I do?
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>>18726350
do you share an apartment or a dorm?
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>>18726353
Very small dorm
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Have you tried strangling him with his own belt and then hanging him making it look like a suicide. You can even pull up that really creepy porn and say he had a history of erotic asphyxiation
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How do you guys cope with feeling alone?
I'm not on here to whine or complain about how terrible my life is, because it's not. I'm fairly successful with a loving family and friends who are always telling me how glad they are that they know me, but I just feel so disconnected from it all.
I fell lonely even though I'm surrounded by people. I feel inadequate even though I've accomplished more than I really ever set out to do. People will tell be the think XYZ about me, and I'll hear them, but deep down I don't believe them.
I'm miserable although I don't have a good reason to be. I've tried taking up a couple of hobbies to distract myself, but all it's highlighted is how empty I feel all the time.
What do ya'll do to fight this feeling?
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You can't fight that feeling bro. The only thing you can fight is the eventual suicidal thoughts that follow.
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>>18726343
So I'm just fucked for life?
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>>18726351
Not at all. Anon is right that you can't fight that feeling. Forcing yourself to care is a dangerous path. However, your feelinjgs will come to pass. I've been in that place too, to the same extent that you have. I fought it at first by performing random acts of kindness, but that didn't help. Then I just decided to do random and obscure things. One of those things was trying to make friends with people that I used to be enemies with, or bullied in high school. I met a girl who I seriously damaged the life of, who I felt a deep sympathy for. The sympathy was so deep that it made me grow very attatched to her through my deep. It's what eventually pulled me out of that place. Four years on, she is one of my closest friends.
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I think I'm falling in love with my therapist 2017-09-16 01:41:40 Post No.18726305
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I think I'm falling in love with my therapist
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I been in college for years and I failed a lot of classes so I started attending this program that helps students to study in more effective ways and it lasts the whole semester. Here I met my therapist (her name is Xime) and she is very loving and kind to me. She is beautiful. I just think she is a great psychologist and person overall. I have to attend this thing once a week and I've liked it a lot so far. Basically it consists on us talking for an hour, but it's always a great conversation because she listens to me in a very interested way, and I never get to do this with other women. I think I've been starting to develop a lot of feelings for Xime and I think this is a little innappropiate because I'm 22 and she is 10 years older than me plus she has a boyfriend. I want to kiss her so bad. I want to hold her.
How can I display my affection to her? Just thinking about this experience coming to an end makes me cry. I've thought of giving her my favourite CD (Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco) when this gets to an end, but I don't know if maybe inviting her to get some coffee would be a nice idea? Like I said, I just want to kiss her
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>18726305
>this woman listens to me, and seems interested!
>she must really like me!
wow champ, ever stop and think about what a therapist does?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkhBAmYFH4g
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Why type of clothing is this man wearing? I can't figure it out. Pls help
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nvm I found it
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>>18726278
Is that Karl? Why didn't you go on /k/ and ask this?