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>>18614053
try to remember the feelings of when you hated them and what you did and etc

>>18614097
Hey man I appreciate the response. I remember probably the angriest I've been was when she said she'd like to hang out with guys that remind her of her rapist because she likes the creepy feeling they give off. I'm home from college and I can literally see the dent in my wall where I tossed my phone. Why would that help though?? Not trying to be rude but is there another step

>>18614106
>she'd like to hang out with guys that remind her of her rapist because she likes the creepy feeling they give off
Just out of curiosity, OP, why did this piss you off? Is it garden-variety jealousy about the idea or...?

>>18614032
sidetracked?
being lazy means doing nothing at all
maybe you have ocd or autism

>stop being a lazy cunt

Motivation begets motivation. Set the bar low, achieve something, set the next bar higher, achieve that, repeat until you can attain your highest goals.

>>18614089
This.

>>18614028
The "earlier incident" is evidence to them that you are mentally/emotionally unable to handle more than grunt work. Are they wrong?

You clearly have no opportunity for advancement here. You may have to take a grunt job elsewhere and hope to prove yourself and get a promotion there.

It's not so clear to me yet, anon. But as far as I can tell, you're not able to handle a serious work such as management and stuff related, I would suggest that you stick to your current career position.

>>18614028
If they're going to fuck you like that then your only option is to look elsewhere

He's right you know. Learn to appreciate the simple things in life like he has with his birb.

>>18613977

If you're gonna kill yourself then you might as well do all those things you're afraid to do.

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>>18613977
Don't get a bird. They are like an abusive spouse and will mentally break you. Get a snek instead.

>>18613972
ask for material help. when they offer advice like "you should get a job" ask them for a reference, to forward your resume to their boss, etc. or when they say you should get something that costs money like say a degree or whatever ask them for money. do it publicly too,

guaranteed this will stop them or your money back.

>>18613972
Politely tell him: thank you, but I don't think I really need the advice right now. It's not rocket science unless he's a persistent motherfucker, if he is, you tell him what I mentioned before, but with more assertion. Simple shit OP

>>18613986
>Politely tell him: thank you

God what the fuck happened to /adv/? Ignore this retarded vagina holder OP. You get in their faces and pull them into your personal hell like I advised here >>18613983 and either you get a huge benefit out of it or they will leave you the fuck alone.

buy your way out of it. plastic surgery, good clothes, or using the law of supply and demand go to areas where normal looking girls wouldn't dream of like warhammer gatherings, the library, electronics stores that sort of thing.

>>18613968
If your face is absolutely horrid, the LEAST you can do is have great hair, and a great body (slim figures tend to be better, breast size doesn't matter, but ass does, to an extent)

If you're self conscious, that problem is completely inside your head. No one is going to be able to fix that for you. No matter how attractive or unattractive they may be.

Not much psychological advice but that's my input

>>18614002
Hm. I don't think my face is necessarily horrid-tier. I just have really bad skin. And I don't think I'll ever have good hair.
>extremely fine golden brown hair--I was told that it'd be cute if I grew it out...people don't seem to get how gross it gets...totally flat on top, dark, and greasy hours after washing it. Total trailer trash tier. I compulsively bun it nowadays because it gets messed up so easily :/

Anyway, thanks. I can try getting to be a little skinnier. I lost a lot weight recently and have about 20 pounds to go. Shame that my dormmates told me not to lose anymore, that guys love curves (I'm 155). I really don't give a fuck though...all I really want is to not stick out like a diseased leper.

Honestly -- get more sleep. 6 hours will wear you out

>>18613954

Who cares, i'm in the same boat

>>18613954
do your vitamins contain vitamin d/calcium? (not trolling)

>>18613946
As a working adult, you'll only find combat sports easily accessible.

UNLESS you're mexican in which case you have soccer leagues down south or black in which case you can shoot hoops with your fellow melanin enriched youfs.

>>18613946
Start lifting, I recommend going on

>>>/fit/

i'm talking about watching sports on TV not participating in them

>>18613933
There's literally a travel board

>>>/trv/

Have you checked behind the sofa?

Down the hall last door on the right. It should say "Jesus Christ L&S" on the door

>>18613911
Shitposting aside, do research, read the bible and subscribe to which ever denomination best matches what you read

By getting a job and living independently.

>>18613910
You can't be all that autistic if you can see the problem and think all that far ahead. Chances are that you do have life skills and potential job skills.

Talk to your doctor/therapist/counselor or whoever is an expert and knows your story. If there's no one, ask your parents to contact the local autism society. There are resources that will either help you develop your social skills or point you toward jobs that lie withing your abilities.

>>18613910
>You can't be all that autistic
I had a wrangler that would accompany me to school and would try and keep me out of trouble. I remember stupid things like the birthdays of people I went to school with when I was 8 or the number plates of most of the cars in the high school parking lot.
There's nothing more that I want than to be normal but I can't and I say and do stupid things in social situations that I know are the wrong thing to do but I can't help it and I reee whenever something doesn't go my way even though I'm 24 years old.
I wish more than anything that I wasn't a burden for my parents but I cannot function in society at large. I also really fucking hate doctors and therapists and councillors and haven't been to one since I finished school.

>>18613906
>therapy

#firstworldproblems

>>18613906
I used to have to go to therapy as a teenager so, if you ABSOLUTELY know you'll get over it in a week tops, then don't see the professionals. They'll make you keep visiting them for lord knows how long, even if you seem absolutely fine and stable. You said it yourself anon
>it's so temporary that it feels unnecessary to go to a professional.

Don't go. You'll waste your time. And get well soon friend.

sorry, i ment pic UNrelated

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>>18613904
Good lord I was about to say: I think those stretch marks should be the LEAST of your problems

>>18613901
You can reduce the appearance but never get rid of. If they are red use a mixture of aloe vera gel, a skin lotion Tanner (not a self Tanner/spray but a lotion that give syou a "natural tan) and cocoa butter stick 3x a day. This definitely made my red ones look clear you can barley tell if they were ever there. If they're white you really can't do much, talk to a dermatologist maybe get some laser stuff if you're that invested.

My bf has stretch marks in the same place, he's super skinny and they are white. I don't know I think it's cute.
Also if most MEN don't care about stretch marks trust me dude most girls don't especially because we have them and hate them on ourselves it's called empathy. No one will notice and the few that do and are botered by skin stretching beyond your control are thots

kill yourself

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Obtain your wizard powers

Give up, that's what I'm going to do.
Don't know how though.

Be good friends with her? Not every relationship between a man and a woman has to revolve around sex.

>>18613890
Females are awful friends.

>>18613887
pump and dump, but look for another job. i've done it a few times, and then slipped away when they weren't looking. at first I felt bad but realistically nothing permanent can ever come of it. good luck bro, the sex will be AMAZING

>>18613890
>Not every relationship between a man and a woman has to revolve around sex.
chick detected. don't listen to this twat, the only reason you talk to chicks outside of your family is for sex or potential sex. otherwise they're pretty much useless.