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If you knew something about someone that could destroy their friendship with a person, would you tell the person or its none of your business?
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depends what the thing is. typically i'm one to mind my business
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it depends
what's the matter ?
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>>18727533

Everyone has their shit.
Theres things about you some may or may not know about thatll destroy you and bring your entire sky crashing down.

Would you like to be blindsided?

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hey adv,
im trynna lose weight and i've successfully done that for the past 1.5 years yet i still have a little more to go. thing is i overeat and now my development has stopped. what do i do to make sure i dont overeat or at least lose my appetite
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Intermittent fasting and solve your emotional problems so you don't eat like a pig when you're sad or bored. Quick fix: just drink diet soda instead of eating when you feel you want to binge.
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>>18727504
Well don't overaeat then. Stop eating food when you aren't hungry anymore, don't aim to be full. Drink water, unsweatened tea or coffee. It's tooneasy to drink 500 calories a day
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>>18727504
Focus on a low-carb diet that's high in vegetables, proteins, and dairy, while low in grains and fruit. A low-carb diet trains your body to undergo ketosis, which burns ketone in the blood (which comes from fat) instead of glycosis (which comes from carbohydrates). Eating six smaller meals a day every two to three hours will keep your metabolism working while also giving you a feeling of fullness. If, for some reason, you do feel extra-hungry, drink a glass of water and wait fifteen minutes. Usually a sensation of hunger is brought on when one is actually dehydrated.

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>Never really go on advice.
>Almost every thread seems to be about suicide
Well advice my problem is nothing compared to most of these threads but I was looking for some recommendations. I'm in the process of downloading all of the music I had on my old phone, and was just installing foobar2000 on my PC. I haven't really ever used a media player for my phone other than the default Android one, and decided now would be a great time to check out some alternatives.

What music players do you use for your phone?
Does anyone have experience with Foobar for android, and if so, is it worth using?

Side note that I plan on also setting up Google Play music in case my library gets so big that storing it on my phone would be pointless, but I don't care much for it's layout and would only like for it to be a backup player.
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clean music and vanilla music
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Try them all
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>>18727502
VLC

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Are Traps gay?
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>>18727471
such a pointless issue
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>>18727471
Yes. Does it matter though? So you're gay, or at least a bit bisexual. But why the fuck should that be such a bad thing?
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Yes, the traps are gay
Is LIKING traps gay? No, of course not. Anything that cute isn't gay.

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im gay
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I like drowning dead pigeons in my bottled semen. Am I strange?
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Congratz
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HAHAHAHAHAA GREAT THREAD

GAY! THAT'S SO FUNNY HAHAHA

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF I CAN'T BREATH

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>be me

>My mothers husband is trash
>My mother is trash
>Mothers mentally ill husband getting treated
>Mother always takes her frustration out on me
>Proceed to sit in a car with mother
>Panicks and starts beating me while almost crashing
>mfw i am already used to her bullshit
>Mother starts crying in car playing the victim
>great.jpg

>my father lives in a different country
>always told me as a child that i will realize why they have divorced
>more and more obvious in the last few years

how do i deal with a degenrate and a failure instead of a father and mother?

How do i deal with them until i move out?
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you deal by moving out, because staying will always make you feel bad

i was (am) in the same situation and if you stay long enough it will break depending on what kind of person you are
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I loved in a terribly abusive home as a child. I solved it by moving out and cutting ties. The only real solution.
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>>18727465

Stand up to them and whatever happens, happens.

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What's /adv/ take on their girlfriend going out dancing to a club with her girl friends?

I told her that girls go to a club not to dance but to get dick. There is no reason for you to get so dressed up, get your hair and makeup done just to dance.

She got pissed and threw a hissy fit.

Whats your take on this?
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Your girlfriend dances? Dude lmao, she's a slut!

I had a dancing gf once, she tried to pull her best dance move and slipped on Chads dick. Definitely a red flag dude
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>>18727439
I'd only be concerned if you're not welcome to come with.
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Well since we're making generalisations, guys who hold such black and white views and try to restrict their girlfriends from having social lives aren't in a relationship for long.

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live with intermittent visceral rage, or linger in oppressive loneliness for a decade?

i'm wrangling depression under the guise of mellow complacency.

the call has already been made, but what would anon do?

protip: fury is absolute, no pain=gain relationship to be had; alternately, i'll live through any struggle. (promised mom i'd never kys senfampai)

tl;dr: angry or sad?
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the actual fuck are you asking here?
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>>18727397
constantly be angry because you're smarter than everyone
OR
constantly be sad because you're always alone

sorry i was unclear.
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the question here is "what would you do?"

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Okay I need to know if I'm just an asshole of a guy or if my gf is crazy

>We go out with friends
>She takes a picture of me listening to a friend
>apparently i have a gay look on my face
>gets mad at me at home, interrogating me if I'm gay, wanna suck his cock and that I want guy friends more then her

>Friend calls me for a beer, I ask her to join
>She gets super mad, apparently I phrased it "you're sick, you don't wanna go out tonight ?" and that I meant by that I don't want her around

>I didn't say good night to her one time when I had friends sleep over and she closed the doors to her room
>silent treatment for 3 days

tl;dr apparently everything I do is according to her out of my hate for her or malice, or just I want eveyone else more then her

I'm kinda at a loss and considering break up
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sounds crazy
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>another "is my girlfriend crazy or is it just me" threads
What I don't understand is how you don't have an answer before dating or or shortly after getting into a relationship. It's not like this sort of behaviour just starts up one day like a switch has been flipped; she's either always behaved like this, or there have been signs that she's capable of this. Why act like it's new, when it's something you could have avoided a long time ago?
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>>18727413
we were flatmates before, for a year

She was completely normal, but as the feelings came in, she went more to the cray cray side

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How do I earn a decent living living in the middle of nowhere without having to move to a city?
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Well what does everyone else do?
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>>18727373
Draw welfare checks
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>>18727351
Look around you for something that isn't there - a particular business, restaurant type, service or whatever.

Open one.

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No one showed up to my birthday party tonight.

I'm about to turn into a wizard in a year.

How the fuck am I supposed to cope with this any longer?
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>>18727346
Did you invite anyone?
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I'm in my thirties and I haven't had a birthday party since I was a child. That said, I have friends, a family that gives half a shit and have had several girlfriends during birthdays. I just don't see the point in celebrating something as arbitrary as a birthday though I suspect this might be down to my autism as much as anything.

What I'm sensing is that you take yourself and arbitrary moments way too seriously and that's probably why nobody likes you. You should chill out and stop being a needy, self absorbed faggot.
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>>18727348
This. Answer this op.

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Hey IT fags out there,
Just started my PC today and found another user account called EveryStepScripting.

I'm pretty damn sure I didn't create it.
Also checked the perms of the account. Not sure what to make of it (control panel is saying it is a standard account whilst CMD is saying it is the admin).

Any advice, /adv/??
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More pics
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bump

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So my girlfriend has been taking the pill regularly for a while. We both know we are not ready for a kid so we are waiting till we both have jobs and a place of our own.
thing is she is against abortions and also would really like to be cream pied during sex as she feels its super romantic and just amazing.

I... am just a little bit nervous. I don't want a kid yet. What are the chances of getting her pregnant if she is using the pill correctly. She also has PCOS so is like less fertile or some thing?

so help me for chan... do i cream pie her ? or not ?
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Nearly zero but there is always a chance. I say go for it
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If you're this paranoid, why is she on the pill? Why not use some other form of birth control which isn't as affected by human error?
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>>18727294
If there was a working pill for men i would totally take it/ be already taking it. Are there other non invasive birth control you can recommend ? a diaphragm ?

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I'm going to go see a friend of mine walk at LA Fashion Week in a month. I don't know a single thing about fashion, and visiting /fa/ just made me more confused. Anywhere to start? Styles? Any reference material you'd recommend?
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You're only going to be sitting there for like, 10 minutes. Why would you need study material for that?
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>>18727221
Just say, " Mm yes very exquisite. " Also, don't forget your pinky should not be curled up, it should remain extended.
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>>18727221
You don't have to know anything. Just look at the pretty dresses and afterwards tell her she was elegant.

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be me hate life
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>>18727202
What is wrong anon?
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Same
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>>18727215
>>18727206
>>18727202
its bait cause everyone has the suicide posts tonight

DONT FORGET TO SAGE

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