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When I was with my ldr girlfriend (now ex) for the first and only time, I couldn't stop having an erection. She stayed at my place for 2 weeks and throughout her visit I was hard all the time to the point that it got painful, and nothing seemed to help. I didn't feel any more hornier than usual, so it's not like I had the urge to bend her over 24/7.
I worry that if I start seeing someone again I'll be having the same problem. I know that she won't mind if she occasionally notices my boner, but I feel like she'd get a little creeped out if she doesn't see it go down.
Girls, what would you think if a guy was hard all the time?
Guys, what do I do to get my dick to chill out?

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Almost every night I get these itchy red bumps can u tell me what they are?

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So I sleep on the top of a bunk bed that I share with my brother. A few months ago, I started noticing this weird scratching sound coming from the ceiling. It got progressively louder from there, until I couldn't sleep because of the noise. I ended up sleeping on the couch in my living room for a couple weeks.

I then left for a week, and when I came back, the sound was gone, so I started sleeping in my bed again. However, a few weeks later (tonight), I started hearing the sound again, but different. Instead of a large amount of small scratching, it was just one source, slowly moving around my ceiling in a seemingly random pattern.

It's now a bit past 04:00, and I figured I should ask what that sound could be, and whether I should be worried about it at all.

-Thanks in advance.

Note: The image is just one I found on google, I didn't want to wake my parents up to get a camera.

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>been with this girl for 2.5 years
>our relationship has been entirely about sex for that time
>sometimes she would stay at my place for a few days, i would drive her and her friends places, i would pay for food if we went out, i would listen to her bitch about friends/family, and i would occasionally help her with her homework
>i always thought of this as just a price to pay for steady access to a 17 year old's pants
>but now she's finishing her schooling and is talking about moving in with me
>i've also noticed her saying things like "our" place and "our" car lately

i think she thought our relationship was much more serious than i thought it was. how do i let her down nicely? i've never been the dumper before, and both times it's happened to me it was cold and over the phone and devastating.

as a note to the people that are inevitably going to flame me for fucking a girl in high school; it's legal here and i don't care

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How do I stop getting an erection while kissing this girl I'm seeing?

I'm 24 and this is the first time I've been in a relationship. We just started kissing each other recently and every time I have to sort of move my hand to my pocket to keep my dick down. I feel like it's really obvious anyway, but I'd rather be able to hold her with two arms instead of just one while hiding my dick with the other.

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Yes, I am going to call my counselor, but the school is closed for another 2 days so I won't have a chance until then.

Im enrolling in community college after enlisting into the Army Reserves (US).

Under my general education requiresments, under the "Fine Arts and Humanities" section, it reads (9 units required, select three classes, with at least one under Fine Arts and one from Humanities"

Im taking Japanese 1, which is a humanity, worth 5 credits.

Now I have 2 questions:
1. Can I take Japanese, and then take a 4 or 5 credit Fine arts class and be fine? Does the amount of classes matter or is it based on units?

2. If I DO need to take three classes, (and most classes are worth three units) lets say i take 2 more classes under fine arts worth 3 units each, that puts me at 11 units out of the 9 required. Where do these extra 2 units go?

I already have my elective credits from Military experience, so I dont think they will go there. I know you need around 60 units to transfer to a university, but im wondering if these extra units will just be wasted.

And I'm a Cyber Security major, the other humanity classes didnt interest me.

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Some background to my problems.

From April of 2015 until January of 2016 I was dating an abusive boyfriend. He would beat and sexually abuse me on a
regular basis. I never talked to anyone about it because the only friends I have are online ones that live in the states (I have met up with them).


One night he raped me after I refused to have sex with him and he beat me so bad I had to go to the hospital and get stitches in my abdomen.
I managed to call the police after he fell asleep and he was arrestted. After that incident I was put on anti depressants and have been seeing a counciler
for the past year and a half. For a time, If I didn't have the anti depressants in my system, I would be to scared to talk to people and I have tried to kill myself
at least 6 times in the past year and a half. I have tried weenig my self off of them but every time I try I get suicidal thoughts again.


This is the seventh time but I've been weening my self since may. It's becomng increasingly harder to ignore the urges. I do have a new boyfriend who treats me well
but I don't see him often. He knows about my problems and he is doing the best he can to help. But I still don't know why I get these impulses.


What is wrong /adv/. I need an outsiders perspective.

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Which halloween costume, Coraline or Scout from TF2

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>people that don't set the e-brake after parking regardless if on incline or not
>tfw

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Should I be concerned? I'm 21 and still a virgin. It doesn't really bother me, but should it?

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I took a bike that had been sitting outside a gas station for two months without anyone claiming it, but am feeling weird about having done it now.

Was this stealing and should I put it back where I found it before anyone notices?

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s there anything you can do about desensitization? more and more I'm losing feeling. can't tell if its part of getting older or if somethings actually wrong.

>don't really ever feel sick or disgusted with anything not even morally repugnant stuff like kicking a cat, not that I desire to do that.
>less attracted to females, I can actually meet a hot chick and not register she's attractive. I used to get awkward now I just dgaf.
>like its hard to describe the phenomenon, other guys will check out females around me and I will look at her and just be like "yup a big butt, tits, face. checks out by my math" but i have no actual attraction.
>not any more attracted to males so not becoming gay.
>I can actually get bored fapping and stop, and I don't even do it every week.
>don't listen to music really, beats don't give me feelings like they used to.
>food has flavor but none of its exciting, I don't crave anything. pretty much just been eating fruits and vegetables for weeks because it makes me feel not depressed and gives me the energy to keep going.
>I can spend a lot of time staring into space.
>generally slow in all things. getting dressed can take 30 mins because I'll do shit like sit down and smoke a bowl halfway through.
>am good at my job still but I could be so much better.

I'm soon to turn 21 and I don't know what I'm gonna do about it. I have friends but I'd have to bring them together for it because I've really disconnected over the last few months, and for some reason the fact that nobody has anything planned for me makes me want to skip this bday.

TLDR what do you do when you're dying inside?

pic related, I remember when a picture like this would make me go crazy.

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How do I increase my attention span? I want to have real hobbies and not be a retard who does nothing but shitpost all day but when I try to do anything I'm interested in (run, meditate, read, paint) I get bored almost immediately.

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It has the blues
And all shades of yellow
From the warmth of red
To the cool tones of green
It was a crazy mix with alot to mention
But as you see it whole
There's tranquility and dimension

what is it /adv/ ?

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My parents are sometimes a couple of assholes. They are sort of selfish, and very argumentative, but they also did a good job in forming me in to the person I am today.

My father was an alcoholic, and my mother spent the first 18 years of my life treating me like a baby.

At the same time, my father sat down with me for an hour every day and would read with me, and talk about books and history. He would expose me to good films and ask my thoughts on them and would take me to museums and discuss art.My Mom always made sure that I was exposed to healthy hobbies, and was a strong councilor for me whenever I needed it.

I look around me and I see a lot of people that blame their parents for their position and life, and I have to say that despite all the things my crazies did to damage me, they did even more to help me and inspire me to be the best person I could be.

Do you think it would be dumb to write a letter, thanking them for everything they did for me? I want to tell them that despite how hard it must have been to raise a hard headed asshole like me, that I appreciate the sacrifices they must have made in their own lives. And I wanted to let them know that all of the things I like about myself are things that they instilled in me in childhood.

Should I write this or do you think it would be awkward?