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Long ago I saw a beta male rage comic
Explained the world about beta/alpha males.
And a lot of advice on how to get a girl.
Need that rage comic again
Pic unrelated
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never seen this before,
arrows between class names can someone explain
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>>18620739
Wow that was hard.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/4459821/css-selector-what-is-it
It is just another selector.
Next time use google you stupid?
Or at least >>>/g/ stupid question thread
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kek you came to 4chan and /adv/ no less for this kind of question
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How do I find confidence in myself? I used to be a fat fuck my whole life until I lost a hundred pounds after high school. I'm now in good shape, but I never had a gf, and never learned social interactions with women and I have no confidence in myself. Is there anything I can do to help?
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Start with having female friends instead of chasing a relationship, one step at a time friend
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Here are a few steps
1) Research Ted talks, Sales strategies, self confidence challenges
2) Put the basic stuff to use in real life
also pro tip learn the line between normal and weird if you don't know
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>>18620715
I suggest you start using dating websites like okCupid and talking to people, finding a date. I never really had dating experience either, but after I started to meet people in real life from online dating, things got better quick
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Hi /adv/, I have pretty long hair and I'm afraid I'm not washing it properly. It's always rough and tangly instead of soft and fluffy like I want it to be. Everyone always says I'm probably not washing the shampoo from my hair properly, even though I try my best to get it out. At this rate, I'll probably be balding in a couple of years. Any tips? I feel like such a failure for not even being able to wash my hair properly.
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>>18620697
how can you not know how to wash your hair? Are you a child or retarded?
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>>18620702
Retarded, yeah.
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>>18620697
Long hair needs both shampoo and conditioner. Get a harsh clarifying shampoo, something for people with oily hair. Wash your hair twice, the entire hair. That should get rid of the gunk buildup.
Then use conditioner on the parts that aren't touching the scalp. Rinse thoroughly, a minute at least.
I have to do this once in a while too because shampoo and other products can build up on your hair and make it all turn sticky. Without conditioner it gets very dry and brittle and will break off when you comb or brush it once it's past your shoulders.
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Need help finding a decent home based job.. 2017-08-14 07:12:48 Post No.18620691
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Need help finding a decent home based job..
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Hello fellow anons. I was wondering if whether /adv/ could recommend me some methods to find a home based occupation with a relatively adequate salary. As in where in the web would one look for anything of the sorts?
As a side note, I'm two years away from getting my bachelor's degree in international law at my local national uni, So therefore till then jobwise i can't really get anything half way reasonable locally. Hence my specification in regards to the home based aspect.
Concerning my skills: I'm very fluent in English and Russian (apart from my native tongue), both in regards to speaking and writing. I'm pretty weak in the IT aspect, although I'm proficient enough to use all the basic office tools (e.g. word,exel).
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>>18620691
>bachelor's degree in international law
That's a bit specific for an undergraduate degree.
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>>18620696
Well the point is i don't have a degree of any kind yet. So therefore having a shot at a local well paying job isn't really plausible for me.
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>>18620714
So get a part time job just like every other student
>be me
>17 year old girl in her first relationship
>had sex once before, very embarrassed when speaking about it
>laying with boyfriend in bed
>says he is getting hard just by me hugging him
>oh shit what do i do
>you have to think about something sexy anon
>I look deep into his eyes with the most tempting smile
>I know what I have to do
>I say the first thing that comes to my mind
>"that's just very sad"
>we broke up
I hope not I'm the only one who says shit like this
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Were you trying to tease him or was that just full on autistic moment?
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>>18620688
I see nothing wrong here and your boyfriend is trying to be a little bitch. Don't fall into his bitch boy trap and find you another guy. OP, you'll learn not to fall for this shit from guys, you are the one with the prize between your legs.
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Hope this isn't a troll. It makes me feel better thinking that girls can be this autistic too.
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I dropped out of school last month and now I need a root canal but my parents insurance doesn't cover anyone over 21 unless you're a full time student (22 btw), will they find out I'm not in school? I don't wanna pay 3k just for a fucking tooth
Also would I get away with posing as my brother?
This is in Canada if it matters
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how would they know if you've not been in school for a month? presumably you haven't formally told the college yet, in which case you're good to go.
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>>18620695
i did tell them
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Not strictly advice but I guess it is. But How does one find the best way to write lyrics? I want to express myself but every time I start writing I get into the trap of making sure things rhyme.
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Don't edit yourself until you're completely finished for the session.
It is much easier to fit things together when you let it flow naturally to start.
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Don't worry about rhyme. I write my lyrics vague enough that someone could apply their own meaning, but if I told you what it was about then there'd be no question. I just write them as if I were writing a novel. When it comes time to record, I trim the lyrics down and get rid of any "fat" and make sure the vocals flow while still making sense. I avoid rhyming at all costs unless I think it truly works in that specific context.
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>>18620660
Write your thoughts and feelings out in prose. Work on them until they say exactly what you want. Then try rephrasing them in rhyme while keeping as much of the original feeling as possible.
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21 Years old male
>Start college at 18.
>2nd semester exams starting.
>Car crash, drop out of college.
>Got epilepsy and seizure problems.
>Insurance company fucking us up.
>Zero friends or family members to ask for help.
>Mother destroying herself with daily 2-3 jobs.
>Zero government support.
>Tired all the time and have strong memory loss problems now.
>Brain surgery for epilepsy around next year.
>Every job seems dangerous if I have a fucking seizure.
Been feeling mostly dull and emotionless as of lately, not depressed or sad. Literally zero signs of happiness from me as my mom describes.
The fuck do I do now? How the hell can I continue my life if I can't remember shit properly and have epilepsy?
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>>18620645
Disability money? I mean if you can't work then you should qualify
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How do I stop looking at girls way too often? 2017-08-14 06:49:51 Post No.18620643
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How do I stop looking at girls way too often?
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I find myself on the constant hunt to look at their bodies not thinking of the consequences and the thought kicks in and that is how I stop. When the thought kicks in, I had looked at 100 girls approx already. Until now, I hadn't been in a problem unless it was some angry looks back at me. I need to stop it now. How do I help myself in this?
I even went down to the park to test myself out by going the hardmode and not look at them but there I am again looking for woman to scan at.
Can I ever get out of it? I'm sometimes scared to go to work just because of this problem.
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>>18620643
Remember these things:
- They shit;
- Remove their skin and they are all the same (and fucking horrible things);
- They don't give a damn about you, ogling them won't change that;
- It could get you in trouble if [insert jelly boyfriend/lesbian girlfriend in the middle of ogling];
- They don't have anything to give you except for pussy, and even that is attainable without their help.
Other than that, have focus in life. Girls don't mean shit if you have your mindset on something productive.
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What ahoukd I do on my first day of school
It's tomorrow and I really don't wanna talk to anyone
Help me please
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if you really dont want to be talked to wear a trench coat, black pants, sunglasses and chain hanging from your pocket
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>>18620650
I'm not a school shooter I just don't want to draw attention
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>>18620640
What like kindergarten? or high school?
Just don't initiate conversations, but respond to questions when asked. Maintaining a sense or social "neutrality" is much easier than trying to go full loner and getting pegged as a weirdo for it.
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A really bad fucking haircut 2017-08-14 06:45:20 Post No.18620629
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A really bad fucking haircut
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i was searching for a salon today but all the kids were getting their last minute haircuts for school
after driving around i find a "hidden" salon all spanish speaking, long story short its really bad and i need a solution
I cant wear a hat because muh professionalism and shaved makes me look like the phsycho full metal jacket character
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it looks like this but with more coming down the side, and short but noticable bangs
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>>18620629
Just go for a crew cut, and be done with it. Alternatively, get a wig.
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>>18620641
Cut off the bangs and trim the sides down.
If that's you in picture you would look fine shaved. Drop that misconception. Work it and you'll be fine.
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so ive decided to cut ties with my ex, we havent stopped talking since we broke up but it still hurts.
my question is, should i let her know i need space and why or should i just tone the communication down till it dies naturally?
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Trail off......
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Cut the crap and tell her you want to move the fuck on .
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>>18620590
do the 30 days no contact, then message her and see if she wants to get together again.. Dont tell her youre going, just stop replying when it doesnt seem rude to. She'll go crazy wondering what youre up too
I often fantasize about murdering people. It's not anyone in specific. Instead, I always wonder how exciting it'd be to just go out late at night with a gun or knife and see who's unlucky. The thought of it as I write and think of it right now makes me really curious. I want to see what it's like for the sake of it.
My only question is this. Does this make me a psychopath? It's not like I would actually follow through with this of course.
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They say that the murderer kills himself one victim at a time, but the suicide kills the whole world at once.
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No, as long as you don't act on it or plan on it. Read up on intrusive thoughts.
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I fantasized about killing many times, yet I know I won't do it because I have self control luckily.
Doesn't make you anything near a psychopath.
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How do I handle life? 2017-08-14 06:19:58 Post No.18620583
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Hi /adv/
Lately I've felt like I'm incapable of handling life and the struggles that come with it. I get anxiety or depressed about things easily and my life objectively isn't very hard. I also worry about the future a lot. I'm an only child and my parents are getting old, I worry about them dying and what life will be like after they're gone and I have no one left... I mean I have some friends but I rarely see them or do anything with them, a lot of them are busy with their girlfriends, or they have other friend groups that I'm not apart of. There's no one I talk to on a daily basis. I had a girlfriend but she dumped me about a year ago which doesn't really bother me or contribute to these feelings so much, but in general I feel like I'm incapable of being loved. There's nothing special about me and I'm not interesting in anyway, in addition to the fact that I feel like I can't even handle life, I feel like I would just be a burden in any girls life.
What should I do? I know this isn't normal, most people go about life just fine. Even people in the poorest parts of the world are happy and not worried or bothered by the stupid things I am. I feel weird and different. I would honestly consider suicide because I feel purposeless but the thought of the pain it would cause my mom stops me. But then I think about what will happen when she dies, will I just end it then?
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Diagnosis : Depression
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Get therapy. See a psychiatrist, discuss medication.
Sometimes talking helps, sometimes you have a chemical imbalance in your brain that can inhibit your brain from actually allowing you to feel happiness.
It isn't normal to feel this way, and you can get help. Right now your brain is fighting against yourself, these people will help you get it back on your side.
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>>18620606
How do you go about finding a psychiatrist?