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You don't. Like 99% of people who have ever lived you have a boring and unexceptional life. You just get by. Work a shit job, watch some shit TV, eat some shit food and congratulate yourself every night for not having died that day.

>>18621134
Fuck's sake there's gotta be something.

>>18621138
Well I'm sorry but there isn't. I'm about to start my shift with a bunch of people who are in the same boat. We work, we pay our bills and we keep on getting by. That's literally what life is. I'm sorry if your earlier life experiences didn't expose you to this overwhelmingly common reality.

It's not. Where are you looking for them, and what will you do once you find one?

wrong social circle, wrong time, wrong place, wrong character, wrong familiy, wrong finances, wrong looks.

It's kind of like asking why you are not in the guiness book of world records automatically.

You are not entitled to anything and you will have to work for it like everyone else. Sure some people almost had no work involved, but who said the world was a fair place?

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Suicide is so weak.

haircut

clothes

>>18621048
Look clean and dress nice.

That's about it

>>18621052
Ignore appearance, I want personal change.

t. no more cigarette smoking because it is bad for me, no more eating excess food.

Stop being a fucking crybaby about your above average penis and fuck some puss

You are lucky with that length, most people dont even have that length

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>>18621046
If you want to make lady cum, master the art of foreplay, cuddling and oral sex.

Your penor has almost nothing to do with her pleasure. Watch some lesbian pornbfor inspiration on how to cuddle.

Unless you're way above or below average, most women will not give a fuck about your dick size. It's really dumb thing to care about. You think women pull out a tape measurer before you penetrate them?

condom

>>18621040
I want to jizz invisibly in my pants, do I sound even remotely like someone who has a condom around?

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its gonna be totally stealthy, i swear, nobody will see you jerking it.

This is a dumb idea and I hop it will get you into jail for jerking it next to the playground

>>18620989
Girls don't like pushovers look at it from evolutionary perspective
men treat women as a resource. A thing, which can give them children.

Women treat men as a supplier machine (who gives her food, everything she needs so she could raise her offspring successfully)

Like most of the history the meanest the baddest men (raiders etc) were people, who had the most resources, cause they were able to take it away from others. Only in these past 1k~ years we can say we have it flipped in some cases (where betas have lots of resources). So because evolution, sometimes a woman will try to shit test you to see if you are mean baddie, who can supply her with food. If you fail the shit test, that means your beta and you can't give her many resources, she will lose interest immediately. The biology is so ingrained to the point where a woman if she is with a beta provider, would fuck baddie boys with no resources behind him to compensate, to have to full package nature tells her to seek out.

Bottom line: Don't fail shit tests
Have resources
Be a bit of a badboy - treat women as a resource.

Honestly, going overboard with the alpha shit will at best change the dynamic and at worst drive her away. There's a reason bitter men have to rationalize being alone.

Don't be a pushover, sure, but that's not hard. Make an effort to keep her attention - suggest ideas and places for dates and such, surprise her with little things every now and then, be kind but assertive with what you want. Girls have all sorts of gay feelings so be there to listen (protip: they don't want advice. They just wanna vent)

It sounds like you have a good thing going OP! Best of luck, and don't fall into the trap of thinking that you have to be alfalfa male to keep her

>>18620985
You fell for the biggest meme there is. Travel will not make you happy. Travel is not an accomplishment. A man needs to pick a really hard goal and then work his ass off to achieve it.

>>18621087
This. Accomplishing goals feels amazing, get to it.

The last thing you think about is some petty debt from years ago. Yes, obviously you should check your credit, but even if its shot you can just make a bigger deposit for rent or whatever the fuck.

What you need to focus on now is job apps and your plan to avoid being homeless. If there is nothing you can do, get a job asap and live out of shelters until you get a check or two.

>>18620988
Yeah I don't know what to do. It's a small southern college town. I've been searching for a job for a year now and nothing is coming up, everything is taken.

I had a similar issue. The hospital will probably send it to bill collectors and it will probably ruin your credit score. The collectors told me that the hospital can take you to court if they really want to. You really need to focus on getting a job and saving money to pay off the debt and to prevent from going homeless. If you can, I would also recommend maybe asking relatives for help. It may hurt your pride, but you should swallow it if things are this bad.

When I was much younger I dated a guy exactly like this, to a T. I'm glad you've hit on the reality that talking to people who neuroticize like this and ruminate on the same negative emotions, then tell others to get positive feedback, is enabling. He needs to understand that his emotions are his. It's one thing to speak to a friend about an issue- this is something else entirely. He's fabricated an issue and keeps coming to you for validation because he has no clue how to make himself feel good. You could try to find some literature on this, it's a positive feedback loop, and he may realize what he's doing, which is a fantastic start. Unfortunately when you try to pull away he'll probably become irate or suicidal, and it's your responsibility to do it anyway. You cannot play into his shit, it's unhealthy for both of you.

What you need to do is only meet him for things like skiing, gokarting, hiking, and all that good shit. Never meet him 1v1 in a house. Pull him out of it and show him how to live.

>>18620978
Thank you, I will try to find out a bit more about this positive feedback loop. It is not my responsibility to "fix" him, however I feel very sad at the idea of pulling away from him. Firstly, he has told me much about himself, has confessed to me etc, so he's a friend. Secondly, I feel like not talking to him as much anymore will simply pass the buck onto someone else. I would want him to stop doing this... yet I know it's up to him. It's just very hard to do it, but I will.

>>18620993
I met him online. I have suggested to him to do fun, stress relieving live-in-the-moment sorts of things like bowling, walking outside for a while, picking up a sport for a hobby. I also ask him to play games with me when he feels down. He always refuses the former thing and usually refuses the latter, and when he does play games with me, half the time he's typing to other people. I do not think he can live in the moment very well.

>>18620945
"You sound a little sad today. What's wrong?"

>>18620940
Just wake up early with an alarm clock
Exercise
Eat well and regularly
Keep your curtains open
Go outside every day
Don't use your bed for anything but sleeping (implying you get sex)

Have you tried depriving yourself from sleep until the time you want to sleep? I didn't sleep for 28 hours to fix my sleep schedule.

>>18620940
Go to bed when you should. even if you don't fall asleep.
Get up when you should, even if you haven't had much sleep.

Repeat for a few days.