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Is meditation a meme?
>do you meditate?
>How long have you done it?
>did you see any results?
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Doesnt work for me, my mind is too disorganised. Maybe it works for normies.
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>>18625504
Bump
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>>18625504
Bump

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>be 24
>talentless hack
>functioning enough for my commune-job, it pays okay, but i wouldn't handle a "real" job the way i'm performing now
>have no goals, no motivation, no reason to do anything but work and sleep
>my freetime is spent sitting in front of my pc; gaming is a hobby i spent thousands of dollars on, nothing in my life has come close to being as much of an interest, and yet i don't particularily care about it anymore, haven't for years, i still keep buying things for it though
>bad at everything, and i mean everything
>bad at games, like VERY bad, it's THE thing i spent thousands of dollars and tens of thousands of hours on and i'm still below average skill in anything i play
>bad at any other hobby i had any interest in
>bad at my job by the industry's standards; but my employer & coworkers are actually retarded and keep me around, probably only because total newcomers are a hassle to teach
>bad at relationships, recent breakup
>bad with family, lost interest years back
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Spend less times in video games and more in your job to improve

Give your best

I'll pray for you anon
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>>18625452
>bad with economy, i'm still going plus but i buy things all the time on impulse hoping to make my boredom go away; even when i'm at my most excited i lose interest in a few days or shorter
>bad at friendships; reached a point where i refuse to call anyone else a friend, because this has allowed me to keep a few people in my life, rather than deleting them BECAUSE they didn't meet my "friendship standard"
>bad at communicating
>bad at caring; like genuinely caring about someone, being even vaguely interested in things that don't directly benefit me, etc, which makes me seem extremely antisocial
>bad with speed, can't get a drivers' license because the very idea of going too fast terrifies me, i'll just crash into walls, no use in getting a car
>bad at everything i do, brother has started ridiculing about every little thing, the only person in my life i'd still willingly spend time with
>bad at smalltalk, literally never have anything to say, only reply to be humble
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>>18625456
>don't even play games anymore, yet as mentioned spent thousands of hours- and bucks on a basically dead hobby, it's collecting a growing pile of dust, it's a gigantic neverending habitual buyer's remorse and even more sunk cost damage
>can't do anything right, sometimes have to ask repeatedly, can't remember something someone told me directly ten seconds ago unless i was already invested in listening to them instead of my mind
>bad at getting fit, give up as soon as it starts hurting a lot, can take weeks before i try again
>apparently shit taste in music, get ridiculed for it, stopped sharing my thoughts on it as a result, sometimes even ignore being questioned entirely now

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I am ashamed of approaching women and am very clumsy

So I end up sounding a little scary, I cant establish any bond with any woman.

What to do?
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>>18625419
bump for interest
plus in the same boat. its been getting to me. i just dont want to run out of time by spinning my wheels and not going anywhere.
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Just start by talking to them like if they were guys, like what do you study, whats your interests etc. Not that hard. You're sperging out because you think women are very different from men, but its not 100% true. They are still humans.
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>>18625448
I cant
It seems like all women are like boys who repel my approach

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I've been using vaseline as anal masturbating lube for sometime now. How fucked am I?
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Wait this is a bad thing? I've been doing this too.
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Not trying to troll, but do you seriously have to do this without a foreskin? Seems like a chore.
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>>18625343
Idk that's why I'm asking.
>>18625350
What?

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Alright, /adv/ so I'm in kind of a dilemma with some girls. there's 4 of them and all are different problems.
Samantha- Pretty attractive 7/10 but sense of humor is so XD cringy it hurts. I know she's into me though as she's told her friends and they told me but I have not confronted her yet.

Michelle- Two years younger than me and like a 4/10. ADHD very annoying and energetic, she has outright told me she has feelings.

Claire- didn't really date but we both had feelings for each other and knew it. we were kinda a thing but she moved away. she lives about an hour from me now and would become more serious if I went to see her.

Kim- literally a 10/10 in my class. she's super nice and I'm the most into her. she doesn't know I am though and I have no idea if she has feelings for me. we casually talk daily or bi daily and she's really funny and cute asf.

what the fuck do I do?
how do I tell Sam and Michelle to fuck off
how do I make it work with Claire?
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Eat about five dozen eggs, fart really hard into your hand, sniff it and then you'll have a vision quest telling you what to do.
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>>18625302
pump and dump michelle, keep claire as your fwb/side chick; the distance will make it easy but careful around social media, start working on samantha. once you have samantha use your experience as leverage and flaunt either samantha/michelle in front of kim as much as you can while maintaining friendly relations. she'll capitulate once her female greed gets the better of her.
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>>18625302

Make advances on the 10/10 first.
If it doesnt work out, go for the next best.
And so on until you find one that wants you.

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I have $13000 to buy a car. What should I be looking at? I live in an area that experiences real winters so I need something that doesn't turn into a hockey puck after a light dusting of snow.
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>>18625131
>>>/o/
Since it will be your first car, buy the cheapest ugliest used car you can find so when you kill it in fender bender you wont even mind.
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How would you rate the girl in OPs pic?
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>>18625173
Pretty cute. I like fat girls though.

Supposing you're earning an average wage. 20-30'000 euro a year or so.

How much should you be keeping as disposable income?

Like how much do you have in the bank right now?

What do you do with the rest?
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>>18625125
>euro
>bank
I'd recommend tethering your assets to something with real value like your picture instead of your monopoly money
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>>18625143
Ok but for like the disposable part of your income. Like how much do you keep ready to spend?
Have you actually converted your money to gold?
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>>18625125
How much can you afford to save? That's the real question. Just make a basic budget. Start with your income post-taxes, subtract basic living expenses without food (accommodation, electricity, etc.), see how much you have left. From there, figure out a reasonable amount to spend on food. If you already spend reasonably (i.e. you don't eat out every day) then just use that figure and subtract that.

What you've got left is what you've got to spend on leisure and savings. How much you want to save depends on a variety of factors. How much savings do you have currently? Close to 0? Then try and save most of that money. At the very least you should aim to have enough money to support yourself without a job for 6 months. Ideally you'd have enough for 12 months. This covers your ass incase you lose your job and can't find another one.

From there think about how much per year you'd need to save to afford retirement (in a cheap rural town) by the age of 55 or 60. Now, you don't have to save exactly that much - your income will likely increase over time - but at least aim for somewhere within the ballpark. You don't want to be working forever.

I'm entering my senior year of high school, 18, male, unemployed but 6' and reasonably attractive, just went through a break up. I want to get back together with my ex if at all possible and was considering walking up to her sometime and trying to talk to her. In the 2 months of breaking up she's rebounded but I'm not going to try and convince her that he's no good because honestly I could care less, this is between me and her the way I see it and I truly do love her still. She cut me off since last month and whenever I tried to speak with her about our relationship she refused to say anything, she just started ignoring me. We were on and off for a considerable amount of time but we went the whole 9 yards during our time together so I really don't want all the time spent on this girl to go to waste. I know there are no set of words that can magically make her come back into my life, but I want to know how I should present myself and if I should lay everything on her plainly or politely. I don't want to put her on edge but she's been neglecting me and my emotions while I've tried my hardest to keep her on my mind and within my concern. I don't want to sit on the fence so I will also be giving an ultimatum of staying away from me forever or working with me to to reestablish a relationship.

Tl;dr: how do I present myself to an ex I want to get back together with without coming off as desperate, angry, impatient, etc.

Pic unrelated, just my cat.
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>>18624923
well, you sure sound desperate as fuck.

> She cut me off since last month and whenever I tried to speak with her about our relationship she refused to say anything, she just started ignoring me.

In what way would it benefit you, getting back together with a girl, who's not interested in you anymore?

> I really don't want all the time spent on this girl to go to waste.

You're basically wasting more of your time on her right now.

> I don't want to sit on the fence so I will also be giving an ultimatum of staying away from me forever or working with me to to reestablish a relationship.

That's just plain dumb as fuck. She already decided that she has nothing more to do with you. It's just egoistic to set up a scenario, where in the end, you'll think that it was you who decided where things are going. Stop lying to yourself. Just acknowledge the facts.

Let me help you out, because you're clearly inexperienced. There are 2 realistic scenarios:

1. You'll manage to get her back. You're already devoting yourself for this relationship, even though she doesn't give a fuck about you. You'll become her little dog, obeying her, desperately trying not to lose her again. After a few months/years you'll realize that you wasted a lot of time on her, but convince yourself that she's the one who you love. She'll probably cheat on you, because she's definitely the one controlling the relationship. She'll know that you'll do anything for her, maybe even getting back together after she cheated on you.

2. You straight up forget this shit, and start doing your own thing. You'll realize that you're young and attractive, and have many opportunities to get other girls. You start building your own career and minding your own business.

Start with getting to know yourself better, rather than selling your own pride out for a girl who gives shit about you and your feelings. It's not easy, and it comes with pain to acknowledge the reality.
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What was the circumstances of the breakup?

Also stop being desperate. You're 18 for fucks sake. Move on find a new girl. Get employed (or go to college if that's on your agenda, in either case go here: >>18617482) and get fit.
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>>18625069

Actually when I speak to her I plan on very clearly illustrating that I'm not just a tool for her enjoyment or an accessory to her life, I won't bend to her every whim.

I've spent much of this downtime finding out who I am and I've accepted myself, I fully expect that in all likelihood I will get rejected and I'm prepared to walk away from it if that ends up being what happens.

You are right in that I want to be the one with the final say and that's because I'm not the abuser here, I'm trying to go the extra mile and be mature about this so if she wants to ignore me that's her prerogative, it only makes her a weaker person.

If she continues to remain silent even after I tell her this then yeah, she's just a worthless cunt I shouldn't worry about anymore, thanks for the input.

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femanon here and i want to be sexier. i know working out, right clothes, etc but where do i start?
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>>18624915
Lie and hide your weight , camera angles help
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Start by being happy with yourself.
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You go out

That's it if youre not fat or a FUCKING CUNT LIKE THE MOST GIRLS

Have fun bby

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I work from 4am to 8am, I've been doing this job for a week and a half. Today I told my manager I was sick and left my shift halfway. Someone is covering for the real manager while he's on holiday. I don't have to give any notice if I leave within the first 4 weeks of my employment according to my contract.

I would have to work again on Thursday, but I want to quit, having a job is gay and I don't need the money.

Thing is I've never had a job before and I don't know how I'm actually supposed to quit. I have the email for the HR department but I have no idea what I'm supposed to do and whether to hand my uniform back.

Can someone tell me what the actual procedure is for these things?
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>>18624822
When I quit it was because someone was mean to me, I said I quit and walked out, cried at the park, then went home .
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>>18624825

Everyone there is pretty nice, older folk who do this for an actual living instead of a college student like me who wants to extra change to buy sneakers and pizza. I just don't like waking up at 3am since it makes my days completely unproductive.
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>>18624822
You work 4 hours and you bitch , lul let me know when you start working a McDonalds 8 hours a day for 7.50 an hour

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I am trying out ecigs to kick my cig habit. One problem I have is this: who makes this e juice? I understand most of the e cigs themselves are made in China, and I'm ok with that. I'm not too concerned about "smoking" out of something made there.

But I'm not crazy about not knowing where the juice, what you actually consume, comes from. Sure, some say "made in USA" and all, but are all the ingredients actually made here? What about the juice you buy at the brick and mortar shops? Do the people there make their own blends, and where do they get the juice from?
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Imagine questioning what's in your nicotine juice while being fine smoking tar, formaldehyde, and other shit in your cigarettes.
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>>18624731
They're just as bad as normal cigarettes and do not remove your habit.

If you want to quit, you need to go cold turkey and suffer until you don't have craving for it.

It sucks, but you can do it anon.
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>>18624731
Any reputable vape shop will be more than happy to talk to you. If there aren't any local spots nearby, send an email. Coworkers at my last job wanted to make their own juice so they ordered directly from the labs. I remember this being one of the places: https://wizardlabs.us/

They ordered pure nicotine somewhere I don't remember, but I'll never forget seeing the skull and crossbones plastered everywhere on the bottle hahaha.

The vaping/e-cig subreddit can be helpful too..

When I vaped, I enjoyed stuff from Alice in Vapeland. My friend likes Velvet Cloud but I never tried their stuff.

>>18624801
>They're just as bad as normal cigarettes and do not remove your habit.
>do not remove your habit.
Yeah that happened to me. Noticed I was running out of juice sooner than normal so I stopped altogether.

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cannot roll back roreskin over head of penis, does this translate to problems with sex?
I have no issues masturbating


pic related; she gets me hard
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>>18624628
Practice by pulling it back without pain until you can pull it back farther.
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same here, have a bump op

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Hey /adv/ should I hire an escort? I'm on vacation now and I have the money to hire an escort (it's 100% legit btw, and the girl is really hot) for 100€? I'm 18 and I never had sex before (I'm not a sperg, I did have girlfriends but we never had sex) I would say that I would be good looking if it wasn't for the acne I got in the last 1.5 years. I just don't want to be a 20 year old virgin. Should I do it or should I wait for someone I care about.
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>>18624452
Why waste the money and your first sexual experience on a hooker? You're 18, you don't need to worry.
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Why not. Go for it. Tell her you're a virgin beforehand so she can help you with it. Just be aware that some escorts will not accept clients as young as you.
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>>18624477
She approached me in a strip bar I'm muscular so honestly I look like I'm 20ish.

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Why do people close their eyes while kissing? Is that a natural instinct?
t. kissless virgin
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>>18624276
People find it creepy otherwise, don't know why.
t. Kissless virgin #2
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>>18624276
I don't.

Guess it feels more romantical and you don't want to be stared at. I just close my eyes a little bit as not to stare.
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>>18624287
I see, thanks

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so this commie wants to kill this white dude for taking part in a march. how do i report this so that law enforcement knows whats going on?
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>>18624136
There's a really obscure reference work you're going to have to hunt for.

It's called "The Phone Book".

Look under F for FBI or possibly U for US Government and you'll find something called a "phone number".

Now, for the next step you have to know that your hand-held texter aslo has the capacity of allowing you to talk through it, using your voice, and words, and like that.

Access that capability, phone the FBI and tell them.
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Let him do it
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>>18624136
You can report the threat and show them the evidence so that they can keep an eye on his house and have proof of his intentions should he be caught.

My advice would be to make the report anonymously, probably best that they don't have a link between you and this site.

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