Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 505. page

>>18632197
Link plox, so we can mass report it for you :^)

>>18632201
;^)

>>18632197
Bumperino

>>18632140
So what if she did?

>>18632140
So her slut friends are going to turn her into a slut? Is that what your afraid of. How much do you trust you gf?

>>18632140
Get a disguise and follow them.

>>18631865
Some people are not made for relationships. By some people I mean you. Learn to come to terms with your situation and focus on something else.

>>18631865
If possible move to a big city, more girls, more meetups, more everything really

If you have to ask where to meet women, I don't think you actually have what it takes to maintain a relationship with one. What do you as a self-described "shy, socially retarded loser nerd with zero charisma and mediocre looks" even have to offer a woman? Work on yourself.

>>18631554
yeah, tell him, but not in a way that highlights your insecurities so much as 'hey. i was 250 pounds before i met you. people who are obese have an eating disorder, its not something to poke fun at and i dont want to hear it'

>>18631559
maybe the tone on that is a little rude but you should absolutely tell him it bothers you

>>18631554
No dont tell him.
My ex used to be fat and once she told me I always had it in the back of my mind that she would get fat again once we got married.

Do something that's practical and will pay the bills and is something you are at least mildly interested in and save your passion as a hobby.

I love history. History degrees are fucking worthless though. Here I am on my phone at a finance job on my lunch break. Guess what?! I can still be a history nerd at home.

>>18631516
Well does forensics pay alot of money?

>>18631528
I have no idea what that is...so...probably not. Sounds like it's related to crime in which case you'll probably do just as well to become a cop and tell them where you want to go. FBI also favors law degrees more than anything else in case you were wondering about them.

File: 1502826782222.jpg (42KB, 829x710px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 829x710px

>>18631466
just don't go looking for virgins at that age, you'll only make matters worse.

>>18631466
>every girl my age
You mean every attractve girl who will fuck you or suck your dick.
You can usually find at least a couple mormon girls who havent done anything if you become mormon.
You would still need to be somewhat attractive or at least smart in more than a smug self satisfaction way (ie straight A student).

How do you know? I was a virgin until the age of 23, but nobody could tell because a) I didn't talk about it, b) I seemed so confident and brash that people assumed I must have fucked everyone within ten kilometers. Besides, becoming fixated on having a virgin gf is stupid.

>>18631414
Yes.

If you continue doing this, eventually you will start only sleeping during the day, and you will get used to this.
Now, you may see no problem with this if you're a NEET, but if you ever plan on being productive in an office setting, life will start getting impossible for you.

Not to mention how most people are active during the day, so you will be even more socially limited.

If you ask me, you should start fixing your sleeping schedule ASAP. Start by trying not to fall asleep until 8-9pm.

>>18631427
>but if you ever plan on being productive in an office setting, life will start getting impossible for you.
He could work nights

>>18631431
>>18631427
Thanks, but what I wanna know is how to put it to an end.

Is there any way I can verify that they actually sent me adrafinil and not something else?
Other than taking one, that is...

I'm, tempted to take one now, but its night time here...

what's adrafinil, why do you have it and why does it matter to the chans?

File: Adrafinil.svg.png (10KB, 512x349px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 512x349px

>>18631358
>what's adrafinil
A substance that metabolizes to modafinil.
Modafinil is a nootropic.

>why do you have it and
because I bought it, silly

>why does it matter to the chans?
Helps you focus, improves memory and learning

>>18631335
>with herpes
yuck. your life is over

You'll be fine. Herpes is not uncommon, just find a girl that has it too

>>18631335
Prenupts are usually thrown out in court.
We could make a contract right now that you own all of my organs but that doesnt mean you can sue me if I renig on it.

Hard to answer this in a way that's useful since the question is retarded and the courses that compose those disciplines vary on the institution

Both are useful.
CE is generally harder but you have the option of either software or hardware while CS only has software.

If you wanna become a software engineer do CS, if you wanna do research in CS you might actually be better of doing math with a CS minor.

If you wanna design hardware, embedded programming, firmware programming do CE or even EE.

>>18631322
Unless you are paying for it out of pocket, or grants, scolarship, etc... the debt will make you a security risk. More debt is correlated with higher risk.

>t. gov. contractor said this to my face during an interview

As far as which to choose, I think we're supposed to point these to
>>>/adv/

Acted way too desperate, why the fuck didn't you with for a reply?

>>18631378
I waited two days already

Why would you ever start off with such a monologue of bullshit when talking to someone you've never spoken to before? the facial hair stuff in and of itself is too much, but then...

>practically apologizing for texting her
why even text her, then?

>repentant
used incorrectly

>patrolling for your next victim
get outta here, creep.

Dude, seriously, you have to tone down your desperation and crippling social anxiety. It's just a text to some random girl who doesn't know you, who you don't know, and who you may never even meet, ffs.

Are you 19 or 14? Make up your mind. You definitely sound 14 though.

>>18631301
Im 19, i said i never been into fighting in almost 14 years sorry for articulating it in that way.

>>18631292
Break into his car plant bomb making equipment call police about suspicious activity inside of his car they search Muslim gone you did the world a favour

>>18631063
>so I know I'm not ugly, but no replies or anything most of the time

That's just tinder man. Noone really talks unless you're really extroverted and have a way with people.

>>18631063
>have sex
>realize it's overrated
>lose all hope to live
This is what you're setting yourself up for

>>18631071

Afraid you're just having bad sex my man! xD

>>18631051
Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
Also, go visit a doctor.

>>18631051
No smoking or drinking. I have diabetes, with middling treatment quality, but I've been doing better recently. I think if it we're related, it'd be a lot less sudden.

that's not normal. you need to meet with a neurologist. insist on it.

cuz ur a loser

>>18631045
Because we've been raised with movies etc. which give us a presumptive victory by always assigning the attractive, fit and successful people an irredeemable flaw and they end up losing. (eg. Can't be good looking AND smart).

You're becoming wise to the fact that this is not so and despite being your own protagonist, do not enjoy the same scripted privileges. You no longer have the consolation prize unless you shoot for first place.

>>18631045

Something something freudian.

Best not dwell on it OP. You don't need to compare yourself to others. I know it's BS advice but really try to concentrate on yourself and your goals. You'll be a happier person