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>>18632940
Personally I can't say I'll be of any help, but I know a good man when I see one, bumping so someone else could help you out anon

>>18632940
You sound a lot like me. The only thing I've found that helps so far is anti-depressants. Good luck

>>18633008
Thanks anon, it didn't help much nut I appreciate the thought.

>>18632824
You're going to get very skewed answers here.

>>18632824
>virgin
>politically conservative
Those are positive traits.

>>18632824
Idk if i'd personally do, but out there it's full of desperates who would. If you're not that picky you may set up quite easily. Nowadays incels are way better than they were a pair of decades ago because of how society kinda puts women on a pedestal, and makes them in position of having quite high standard. So you have a good range of choice. Try dating sites.

>>18632822

That's he's pounding her good enough to get a permanent reminder of him for the rest of her life.

>>18632822
That you're a bitch for giving a shit about anything to do with your ex. Also it probably means she is a shitty person for getting a shitty tattoo regardless of whether or not her new boyfriend talked her into it. That being said it means you're an idiot for obviously caring about the bitch who really should have just been a hole you were getting off in because you knew she was an idiot.

Disclaimer: I don't even dislike tattoos but that's just a bad looking tattoo in a bad spot.

It says far more about you that you think she had no input on the decision to get it, and that you would give a shit either way. She's your ex for a reason.

What brand is the guitar?

>>18632644
2.5 years here

I don't see how that would hurt the guitar. Capos are cheap, though. That's pretty ingenious, dude. Just use it until you get to the store and buy one.

>>18632651
First act

Kill his girlfriend, and assume her position. Then you can be together forever and ever and ever and ever.

>>18632637
Why not just date him instead? You two will be perfect for each other.

Hell, his family might even be thinking it already.
It's probably come up with people saying you two are together or look like you'd be a good fit.
Admit your feelings.

Give me faith in my best friend. ;~;

So that's:

Kill- 2
Don't kill- 0

there are tons of books about this with all the specific details, but it boils down to three things: muscle, money and confidence. that is as simple as it can get. if you don't have enough of one you have to make up for it with more of the other.

>>18632698
Okay, so all you're saying is:

>become physically fit or lose weight

>get a good paying job/career.

>become confident (don't give a f... about what people say/think about you).

This is what you mean, right ?

>>18632981

You just need confidence

to gain confidence you'll need:

-> a good job

-> money

-> having a good appearance

While being confident does entail not caring what others think, in reality this is not possible,

Everyone cares about what other people think of them, but once you know who you are in life you learn how to deal with negative people more effectively.

>>18632551
you should become a muslim

How long were you dating for?

>>186325693 weeks short of a year.

>>18632426
When they are still arguing and yelling at each other, it is still good. It dies when they stop talking to each other.

But to be honest, they sexy bodies are gone, they love dissapeared by routine and stress, their biological role was fullfilled 20 years ago and their social role was finished 4 years ago. Now they are at the stage of life, where it will get only worse with each passing day and wait for inevitable death.

So if all what is left for them is rage and ressentment, the divorce can help them both. But in any case, now it is your time to find gf and spin the wheel of fate again and repeat the process.

Care less about your parents and more about your future wife and kids. Got a job yet?

>>18632426
Hey fuck you, why should he have to put the toilet seat down? You don't see him telling you guys to put it up after you use it so that he doesn't have to lift it when he has to pee.

>>18632426
Don't confront your dad EVER. If he cant understand his own actions dont try to understand his. Perhaps talk to your mom personally and see how she feels about it. Has you're dad always treated her that way?

Also i find its a common characteristic for older couples to bicker a lot. I cant give you exact advice as to what to do. You have to be subtle about it not to trigger you dad to start shitting on you instead of your mom. Forumlate a plan. I dont know how understanding your dad is so logic probably wont do shit.

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>>18632415

>being this insecure

>>18632415
considering she could easily be a camwhore slut, especially in this social climate, I would say count your lucky stars that she's posting paintings of herself. you could always become a muslim, though.

>>18632432
I dont really understand your point, please reiterate or elaborate

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Please guys. I am actually asking for a friend and want to help him. Bump for him.

>>18632413
First, you are looking for a quick and easy way to make serious money fast... That is what everyone wants. The whole of humanity has thus far been unable to come up with one. We'll call you when we do.

Second, what the hell is a "retainer on a place?" I have heard of a retainer for a lwayer or other such professional but never on housing. Also, why would the father-in-law be willing to rent/sell the place he just malicious kicked them out of?

>>18632531

Ok. Right on me messing up on both accounts. I suppose I should ask if anyone has advice for making money on the side while already having a job, like uber.

Second, I think he meant he made the retainer on the lawyer, but needs rent money for him and the kids. And the rent would be for another place he had lined up to replace the home the father kicked him out of.

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Normies don't care as long as you behave like a decent human being. I speak from my own experience. I've never experienced any kind of racism, not that I have been able to pick up on, at least.

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>>18632398
Literally become a vampire, hide from ALL forms of sunlight, direct AND indirect, say fuck you to your current food choices and feast on the blood of 1000 virgins, after this is accomplished, you will be insanely pale

>>18632427
Or you could just become Zyzz.

If she's not willing to go to therapy leave her. She's probably got a personality disorder.

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>>18632386
You turn to Allah of course

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>>18632387
>>18632389

Why dont start filmimg yourselves? Amateur porn exista for a reason.

>>18632383
What about pegging? waxplay?

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>>18632383
Your story doesnt add up.

You either want sex and then you may get it, or you dont want sex. It is all about compromises.

Who want sex more? She? You? Make a deal about it. Maybe not penetration all the time, just mutual masturbation? And you can keep intimacy by cuddling and daily routines like saying good morning and kissing her. And not every cuddling have to end up in sex.

Sex once per week sounds ok. Your love phase is over, it happens to every couple. Learn to live with less and be grateful you have somebody to share joys and pains with.

Tldr talk with her about it. And dont be afraid to get your daily dose of intimacy by hugs and cuddles. You see your gf? Hug her, no excuses. Smile. Tease her. Do morning ritual and cuddle the bitch. You dont need to have a lot of sex to "be normal". Make sure you know what you want.

And when will you finally marry her and make some babies?

>>18632272
I'm sorry anon, I've been through this not a long time ago.

First, take care of your cat. Spoil it and pamper it, spend a lot of time together, show it love.

Second, cry when you feel like It, don't be afraid to express your sadness and pain.

Third, make sure that at the end on his or her life your cat is comfortable and not in pain. Sometimes euthanasia is a more humanitarian option.

I'm very sorry anon.

>>18632272
Buy a new cat to fill the void. I promise it works.

>>18632287
This.

Also, I know this might be hard to hear, but you may find yourself in the situation where it would be better to euthanize earlier than two weeks. I had to put down one of my dogs last year, and the vet gave me some good advice: "Do it when they still seem mostly like themselves. You don't want your last memories of them to be them barely breathing and pissing themselves." We had to make that call with my dog. When he couldn't enjoy running full speed like he used to, when he had less energy and just seemed so tired all the time, we knew it was the right time to do it even though it was tempting to keep him around for as long as possible.

>>18632261
Wow your parents hit the nail on the head you are a selfish prick. Sometimes you're going to have to do things for others. Not only do your parents have to deal with losing somebody but not their shithead kid is being a jerk and refusing to go to a funeral. I can't imagine how embarrassing it would be for them to make up an excuse because their kid 'just didn't feel' like going. On second thought dig your heels in. I know what life turns out for people who are like you and I think it would be a fitting life for you.

>>18632261
While I realize that the death may not mean much to you, but to the immediate family you say you care about this probably hit them hard - especially for the parent who lost their sister. They want you there because they love you, and if you love them it'd be good to be there for emotional support.

In this case, given the circumstances I'd concede this time and apologize.

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>>18632285
At least he isn't smart enough to fool people into thinking he cares. Then he could do some serious damage. At least he will be forever alone.