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Why are women so stupid and worthless? Just less pressure and less expectations from society?
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See kids, this is what happens when you never leave your mom's basement.
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Because you'll do anything for our pussies and its a get out of jail free card.

Thats why ugly girls are usually smarter anyway, they have fewer assets.

Or you could just find a girl with self respect, but she'll expect a lot more for her time.
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Men are stupid and worthless. That's why they're so easily to manipulate with pussy

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she basically sexually harassed me. I was at my parents' house (where she lives) and she randomly came up to me and pulled up my shirt. I asked what the fuck she was doing and she said she "wanted to see what underwear I was wearing". I flipped the fuck out and started screaming that she harassed me and she just took out her phone , then went into her bedroom and locked the door. She later that day texted me she wouldn't "help me get over this".

At this point I had talked to a rape victim counselor, a psychiatric nurse and a cop (just to confirm that I wasn't in the wrong), who all agreed with me that I was sexually harassed. There was a similar incident last year where again, I was at parents/her home, cleaning up a drink I had spilled on the floor. So I was standing on all fours, wiping the spillage up, when I see in the corner of my eye that my sister is taking a photo of my ass. I asked what the fuck she was doing. She said she was taking a photo of my ass because it looked "assy". Like, I have a nice ass (for being a dude) and I was on all fours.... yeah.

when I still lived at home, there were 3 occasions where she unlocked my door, even tho I told her sternly not to come in, while I was jerking off. I can't forget the curious glee in her eyes as she saw my dick. I confronted her about this last year, and she told me she had forgotten about those incidents "because she probably suppressed them for my sake". just WTF.

She has also told me that she has noticed our mom trying to peep on her in the shower as we were growing up, and even as recently as THIS YEAR; a detail that makes this situation all the more confusing and scary (e.g is she lying? is she telling the truth & it damaged her mind?).

if there are NO sexual intentions behind her actions, she's immature, or has a personality disorder . I have severe trust issues and this situation is only adding to that.
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How old is she? If she's in her early teens she's probably just curious about boys and you're the one she knows the best. She'll look back on this with an intense amount of shame and regret and you will get to make fun of her for it when she gets married.
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>>18634046
We're both 25-30. Not roommates. She lives at home and I have my own place.
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>>18634071
Lol so she's a consenting adults

Give her the dick and disappoint her..

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What's up anons, my hairline seems to be receding on the right side, any advice on how I can stop or reverse this. I could just Google it but I want to hear from y'all what I can do. Hair cream, moisturizers, anything I can use. I'm 23, and I figure if I catch it early I can avoid my dad's horrible fate.
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>>18633865
Damn dude i want to fuck you.
For ur hair, how often you wash it? To keep it healthly wash it like 2-3 times a week maximum.
Also don't use conditioners, try herbal rinses instead.
You can go for meds, but it is expensive af, and
meds stop working as soon as you stop using them.

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What do you call it when somebody lays down conversation rules where you end up in a situation where you cant even say anything?

"I dont like small talk"
"I hate it when people ask 'how are you?'"
"Dont force a conversation"

They'll seemingly complain about wanting genuine conversation, but refuse to initiate any starting point. I've never had this issue before, but since I (begrudgingly) have to get along with somebody like this I feel a bit stumped.

Should I just randomly start talking about something they might like and see if that works?
Is there a way I should be more considerate to a person like this?
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Break their rules as a joke and see how they react
People are so entitled and coddled, it's nice to break that sometimes

But dont do it too often, just keep them on their toes that they dont get everything that they want
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>>18633580
Ask him why he feels anyone should engage in meaningful conversation with him if he isn't capable of engaging in small talk. How's that for "not small talk?"
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I've a friend like this, he is just a massively insecure edge lord. He is always 'challenging' people when really he just likes to get them into a position where they believe him to be debating rationally so he can ramp up his obnoxious trolling. He doesn't do small talk, doesn't believe in regrets, believes life too precious to waste around boring people and boring topics. All the usual shit that comes out of the mouths of pretty irritating people.

Why do I call him a friend? Because he is funny as shit to hang around with and I don't have to rely on him in any way. He has tried to fuck with me in the past and quickly realised that he needs me in his life quite badly because everybody else either ignores him or wants to beat him up eventually. So we meet up a few times a year and have fear and loathing style adventures.

This is the guy who immediately tossed his drink in the face of a girl who was openly flirting with him as she was wearing a ramones shirt and he asked her what her favourite ramones album was and she replied 'idk but they make cool shirts ha ha ha'.

Sometimes I think he uses me because I'm much more physically threatening than he is and it allows him to escalate and get away with shit he'd never try when he is on his own, but it is often very funny and we've had many ridiculous scrapes.

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I'm not a drug user, but I've been recommended by a dear friend of mine to try DMT due to me constantly questioning spirituality and feeling like I need a catalyst for a turning point in my life.
What should I expect? Anyone willing to share their experiences?
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>>18633555

If you've never done psychedelic do NOT do DMT first.
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>>18633571
Why not?
Where should I start off then?
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>>18633571
Yeah, probably this. Try shrooms if you want something intense (and also considered spiritual by a number of users) for a first time. I mean, I was tripping a little when I was first smoking weed, and didn't try shrooms until a few years later, and still tripped hard. Or salvia if you want something shorter, more associated with spirituality, legal and possibly easy to get (like tonight at a sex shop) and much less fun.

Honestly no drug has had any spiritual effect on me, though. I'm into transcendent thought, philosophy, and more or less "worship" an allegorical understanding of God, but I don't have any actual "spiritual" inclination. I only say this, cause if you're like me- valuing and wishing to understand religion, but not actually prone to it- drugs probably won't change you.

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I recently met a beautiful woman at a friend's get together about a week ago, then again last night at the same friend's house.

I don't mean this woman is just physically beautiful. She's genuinely the first person that I really appreciate -- her personality is just so comfy. I could listen to her talk about her life, her stories, family, etc., all day. We talked all night together, and then she offered to go back to my place but my friend joined us (but apologized after he realize he was cockblocking).

Anyway, my problem is this. She's 35 and I'm 22. She has 3 children and several ex boyfriends around her age. I know she's into me since she wanted to sleep with me last night. She added me on Facebook and gave me her number. We texted back and forth today and she wanted to visit me sometime before she leaves for her job next week. She usually goes one week on and one week off.

I really enjoy her company and just really click with her, unlike anyone else I've met in my life. Except I'm sad that because of the age difference and her children that I won't be able to go any further with her. How do I get over this? I'm really down knowing that I probably won't meet another woman like her.
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>>18633514
p-pls respond
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Nothing wrong with marrying your mother.
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>>18633608
It is only 13 years. Hell my parents are 11 years apart, but my father is older than my mother.

Would I even have a chance for any long term prospect? I've become heavily infatuated with her. But I find that it's probably weird that I'm not much older than her oldest kid, only by 10 or so years.

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So I'm in a tricky situation.

>Meet girl at Christmas party
>She and her friend talk about a hiking trip they're going on, asking people around them to join
>Pretty interested in going
>Hook up with girl at party
>Date her for a few weeks but we break it off, nothing awkward
>Start talking to her friend a lot
> Decide to go on said trip
>Talk more and more with the friend
>Talk about a lot of very personal subjects like dating experiences, our problems, tell her about all my insecurities and what not since we talk so well together
>Spend a lot of time together
>No feelings for the friend before trip even though she's pretty much what I'm looking for in a girl
>Go on trip, it's amazing
>Somehow developed feelings for the friend during the trip
>I honestly haven't seen a single clue that she likes me back
>Everything feels kind of empty now

Not sure what I should do man. I mean I'm pretty sure she'd reject me if I asked her out, but I don't know if I should just man up and get over it then.

What do you guys think?
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>>18633489
You fucked her friend. She will find out (if she hasn't already) and that will decide your fate.
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>>18633507
Oh she already knows, she even knew the night we hooked up. It's not really an issue.
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>>18633489
Honestly OP just give it a shot. You will never know until you try, screwing her friend will throw a wrench into it, you're right you would probably get rejected but it's better than just sitting and wondering "what if" for a while and see her with another guy and get a bit depressed. Step up, wear it on your shoulder and either drop a hit the best way you can without it being autistic or creepy and if she doesn't pick it up then I'd say that ship has sailed or wait to see if she's slow idk it's not only guys that are oblivious to hints

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I'm a fat slob. I'm apathetic and feel like my life is meaningless.
I'm an autistic khv who unironically empathizes with Elliot in the show Mr. Robot.

How did you guys turn your life around? How did you give it meaning and stop it from seeming so pointless?

I've tried asking others before how to stop feeling so apathetic and they just told me I'm being a drama queen. I really feel like everything's pointless.

Pic unrelated.
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>>>/r9k/
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>not deriving meaning from shitposting on 4chan
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if you are depressed you should go see a doctor. there's nothing you can do about it on your own. after that it's pretty simple

>stop visiting 4chan or similar boards (biggest waste of time)
>finish school if you haven't
>get a dog so you are forced to go out at least twice a day to get some sun and exercise
>pick up a hobby that involves socializing (climbing, hiking, etc.) (lifting doesn't count)

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Whenever I get interested in a girl, I eventually find out about their guy friends (who obviously like them) and I'm instantly turned off. The thought of having to compete makes me not even want to try. Is this a bad thing? I think it's because my first relationship went very badly with my then gf who made me compete for her attention (which I did like an idiot) and in the end she left me for the other guy anyway. So am I doomed to be alone or what?
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Well, if she's indecisive and/or manipulative enough to keep them around like that, then in my eyes, you're saving yourself a lot of trouble.

Fuck it.

Let the babes come to you.
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>>18633360
>Well, if she's indecisive and/or manipulative enough to keep them around like that

God I hate you men and women can't be friends memesters.

Here is what you do OP. Ask the girl out. If she says yes then she is interested in you. If she was interested in her male friends she would probably already be dating them. Just because your first girlfriend was a shit person doesn't mean all women are.
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>>18633360
but every girl these days has at least several guy friends like this, if not irl then through texting or social media.
>Let the babes come to you
implying they ever do, they expect guys to make the first move

There are these girls in my school that have recently started to make up stupid rumours about me. Basically rumours that I'm dangerous and scary, and i have the power to wreck people's lives, and that i'll leak people's information on the dark web if they become friends with me. even though I've never spoken to them, let alone hurt them. the only reason that comes to mind as to why they're doing this bs is that one of their crushes possibly likes me. what should i do?
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>>18633263
Do exactly what they're saying and leak their private information on the dark web and ruin their lives you virgin
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>>18633265
i wish i knew, but i don't
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Start hanging out with their crush?

So just had sex with a girl today for a couple hours, and she had a great time, many orgasms, but I couldn't cum.

We did it raw, different positions, dirty talk (which helped, but by that point I was getting tired), took a break, all this shit. But I still couldn't cum. I don't have ED, I kept a hard on the entire time. I find her attractive, I wasn't worried about my performance, especially after I made her orgasm once, I just don't know what's wrong. I hadn't jacked off in 3 days either. I don't death grip my dick and it usually doesn't take a long time to cum when I touch myself.

The only thing online I've found that could cause delayed ejaculations is that I take anti depressants. Honestly though I'd rather not cum during sex than get off my meds since they help me a lot. Anyone here have this issue? I know 1-4% of men have delayed ejaculations, so I hope somebody here has been through this before and overcame it.

Also, to any guy who comes easily or quickly, be happy. Leaving her house blue balled and driving home in serious pain isn't fun.
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>>18633233
Could've been worse, you could've ejaculated four thrusts in and left a bad impression. Be grateful
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>>18633246
I'm really good with my hands and mouth. I always get the girl off first then go for my needs, and it doesn't take long to get her off when you use the special hand technique.
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>>18633233
>anti depressents
Are you idiot? Those destroy your sex drive and your ability to cum. You should have known this would happen before you starting taking them.

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Hi /adv/, I'm at a point in my life where I have a very important decision to make.
I'm taking the lsat next month and am under prepared for it because of life. juggling work, sick parent, bills, and studying.
I only have 1 shot to do this and get a really good score.
What should I do?
>I'm equally considering, dying, doing nothing and getting whatever score I get, and getting a deepweb hacker to hack them and just give me a good score
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>>18633208

study. if it doesnt go well take it again.
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>>18633242
Good law schools average your scores
If you get a 180 (perfect) and a 120 (lowest) the school will see a 150
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>>18633208
You could always put your eggs in one basket and go for Harvard Law School. LSAT are optional for them (provided you've completed your GRE)

How long have your studied for? I think you should cancel and try for December or february

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I turned 18 last month and couldn't help but think about how much of a loose relationship I am. My whole life, my parents kept me in such a tight bubble that I lack communication skills. I have to convince my parents to let me walk outside my house for anything. They constantly interrogate for every choice I make, as well as make me seem like that decision was a mistake, unless they pushed me to make that decision. My parents are so strict that I see strict parent memes and think that these kids are actually lucky for having chill parents. The Bubble I was kept in was so tight, that I have no real skills, and I suck at everything

I'm going to a college I have no desire of going to (I actually wanted to go to trade school). This school is coincidently nearly impossible to transfer out of. I can't do anything right. I matter how hard I try. I have no friends, I'm socially awkward, and I can't hold a normal conversation. I'm a kissless virgin at 18. I don't know if that's from my personality or because I'm ugly and have an average height. I'm actually smart, but I gave up on showing it when I realized I was gonna be commuting to a shitty college

Please tell me how to fix myself, and please don't tell me "just look at things differently"
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Your self esteem is garbage, your parents are shitty. Take steps to be able to leave your parents behind and make a life for yourself. Not everyone is fortunate enough to have rational parents that will let you pursue life the way you want to. You can start by never second guessing yourself - all that matters is how you feel on something, not anybody else
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>>18633131
I can somewhat relate. I'm sorry for what I am about to say:

Quit blaming your parents. No matter how fucked up they are/were its your problem now. You are 18. Everything "wrong" with you is your fault. Accept it.
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>>18633162
Everything's my fault?

Mom? Dad? Is that you?

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Where do you meet older women when you're just a young lad ages 18 to 22?
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Old like in the pic or someone in their late 20's early 30's?
Anyway
>go to a bar
>look around to see if there are cougars there
>if not go to another bar
>if yes go order a drink and stand around
>be fit and handsome
>get approached by desperate lady
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>>18633028
That's the thing, I'm only 20 and I'm looking for anything between like 35 and 60. So bars are a no go, I have the tools to interact and be attractive to them. I just don't know where to meet them at
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99% of them don't want to meet you. Best bet is literally tinder with an appropriate age range definition and seeing what comes up.

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So I recently went through a break up, I was the one who was dumped, didn't initiate it. I've gone through quite a lot of ups and downs, first was trying to get her back and failing miserably, then I was depressed and defeated, and now I'm full of this singular rage.

It worries me because at this point, I see myself as a stable person but I can't pretend like I really have anything left in my life. My mind has been overtaken by horrible fantasies of murdering her, every night I have nightmares about it, I feel betrayed and powerless to stop this feeling from growing stronger, the more I try to ignore it the more it builds up and comes down in waves.

I've tried driving out into the country and shouting at the top of my lungs, going for hours on a punching bag, but nothing, I can't vent.

I fully accept the reality that I will never get the one I love back but I cannot find a single way to get rid of this anger. If anyone has experienced this, please tell me how you fought through it without hurting yourself or anyone else?
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Break ups suck

there's no way to go around it

Next time you get a breakup, act like you don't care and she'll go nuts!

Be like "it's okay, my attraction to you was diminishing over time too and I am sorry that you are also not attracted to me anymore, but everytime will be allright!"

Yeah you might not like the break up but girls do go crazy when they realize you don't care that much anyway

You'll get over it with time, you're just angry and its normal.
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>>18633013
I understand you, dude. I have the same thing going through my mind. It does gets easier over time, though, it's pretty difficult to feel normal after break up for a certain amount of time. I don't know your circumstances, but my ex-GF jumped onto another dick with the speed of light. To the guy who was always to pretend he's my friend.

>>18633020
This guy is right. The main thing which would have helped you to return her back is to act (pretend) like you don't care. Say OK, and done. The hardest thing to do for you is to completely disappear from her life. And you should.
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>>18633013
how did you try and get her back? how long has it been since you broke up?

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