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>>18626206
Do you want to sex/date/marry her? Ask her on date. If not, ignore her.

Reply when you have time. Playing bullshit games is not manly. You either have time and mood to reply or dont. Also you dont need to keep the bitch entertained the whole time. If she likes you enough, she will stay. If not, she wasnt the "one" anyway and you dogded bullet.

>distracted
Fap, csgo, movie, school, work, sport, book, music, shitposting. Literally having life and living it?

Ask her on date dummy.

>>18626206
Amazingly, there ARE some people who don't check their phones every 10 seconds throughout the day. A few hours delay in replying may just mean she was busy doing something else and waited until she could give your message her full attention.

>>18626206
Feel the mood dude.

If the girl is talking random crap throughout the day, go watch a youtube video, wash dishes, do shit you gotta do.

If the girl is being flirty and sexy, you reply to that shit right away. Be flirty, be sexy. Sweep that bitch off her feet and onto you dick.

> TL;DR
> Get a job
> Reply when you can, or want to. If a girl thinks you are needy, she isn't for you
> A girl that likes you will appreciate the fact that you reply fast

If it's just you get some ear plugs or headphones. You could go over there and cause a scene. And if you call the cops I'm pretty sure that'll aggravate them and spite you. Depends on how you feel anon

>>18626179
"Please be less loud i have work 2 morow"

>>18626179
Why'd you use that pic?

If you're really bad at social interactions it's easier to ease into if you're drunk. So ideally you would be at a place where it's socially acceptable to be drunk. but
>And I seriously dont want to go to a bar or to a club alone, thats embarassing for me and I dont feel good at this...
Bite the bullet and strike up a conversation. Even if it goes poorly it's not like it changes your life in any way. Just keep trying to talk to people until you get better at it.

>>18626167
Unfortunately I dont drink..

>>18626190
Kek
All I can tell you anon is that chatting up girls in public spaces such as train stations is a bad idea, as most people are in a hurry and not looking for making new friends. It's just not the right setting and it's likely that you'll either annoy them or creep them out.

Huh, I didn't know there were different levels of being a cuck

>>18626150
My girlfriend has penis envy

Will discuss

Bump cause I never get the chance to have a serious discussion with other guys about this

No one believes me, they think it's fictional, and laugh their ass off even harder when they realize I'm not joking

>>18626111
Nobody really gives a shit?

>I like (board)

>I dislike (other boards)

Why not stick to the boards you like?

The essence of /b/ is "random" and /pol/ is "politically incorrect"

The community is in it's name. You want to go to a "random" board, or a "politically incorrect" board without "random" or "politically incorrect" people? Are you fucking autistic?

What exactly do you want from /b/ and /pol/?

>>18626118

I guess I'm just looking for a fast-paced experience which isn't tinged with autism.

The board culture on /trv/ and /out/ is great, but you usually have to wait at least several hours just to get a reply on anything.

>>18626084
It's probably stochastic OP, gunna depend heavily on the person. For some it will obviously be money, status, and women, others won't give a shit

>not a shotacon/pedo
>regular height
>more focused (ADHD)
>better work ethic
>regular sized penis
>always know what to say to people

>>18626027

Join a club at uni if you got free time to kill

>>18626033
I'll do that but I'd like something I can enjoy when I'm alone (apart from masturbation benis xd) or a way to get interested again in gaming / reading.

>>18626027
Try listening to music. Some amazing experiences there.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hu0kGvKujCg

>>18625985

You just leave when you have something else to do. And then start writing again when you have the time.

if other person is interested he/she will ask more questions or write longer texts, of they are becoming very short you can think its a sign to move to other topic or say something like I'm bit busy, ill write you later, or just say nothing and later reply like you vere just there 1min ago...

Offer advice on /adv/, it's working for my pathetic ass

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>>18626217
You're not pathetic m8. You are helping people with no one else to turn to. You are contributing.

Just watch cat videos on Youtube.

>>18625950
They want to fuck your face but are afraid of the social ramifications.

>>18625950
Doesn't quite sound like your asking for advice here asshole. Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/

>>18625950
One time in high school some shit was giving me a hard time in the locker room. When we both had our shirts off I cornered him with spread arms and gave him a big ol' bear hug. Shut him right up and never heard from him again.

>>18625944
You wont die even if you fuck up.
Practice makes perfect.
Fake it until you make it.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation

Good luck!

Fucking up makes for good stories later in life. You can always tell a younger lad.. dont be like me and do this... pass along the wizzzdom .

He should have gotten all the guidance he needs for post surgery care from his doctor.

>>18625934
I had that shit, and the tailbone is nowhere near the dick so you should be good

I did have an embarassing little inflating bulb attached to my hip that sucked out blood from it for like 1 month after though, so make sure that shit is really secured before you do anything

>>18625934
If its covered by twenty million layers of gauze like mine waa after surgery i dont see why not

>>18625920
4chan is pretty anonymous so as long you stay cautious and won't reveal any telling details, you should be fine

>>18625935
What if I've committed a felony?

>>18625943
Oh man... I don't know, someone might call the internet police and say that sone anon from a burmese tap dancing image board committed a crime

Maybe, apply and find out. Most Physics courses only touch on Astrophysics in the UK. I imagine an Astro PhD will just be fucking loads of maths and programming anyway. My 2 cents is don't bother Astro is boring as fuckkkkkk

>>18625914
Anyone can get into any grad program if you impress them enough and make a good case for yourself. Much will depend on your statement, which must explain why you are moving fields and what you think your background will bring to the field

>>18625877

Pedophilia is a crisis, regardless of type. Also, get some help ya child molester.

Yea if you really feel nothing for adults then that really seems like something that can build until it's just too much to carry.
If you are also attracted to adults then try to get into and stay in a relationship.

>>18625889
I'm not a child molester....