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>>18729252
just be grateful you dumb faggot. I would murder you for those nipples if I could

>>18729252
Nothing wrong, my fiance has very sensitive nipples too and I love to tease and lick them until I make him cum. It is better than give a blowjob desu

>>18729264
My girlfriend seems to enjoy it but it's kind of a weird thing to explain to someone new

I'm glad I'm not the only one with it, it's so strange how fast it turns me on and makes me horny. When touched I literally feel it in my dick

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>>18729248

>we go to the nightclub, everything is going well
>Yoann is a bit flirty with her but hey these are the rules
>as we all dance, I have some physical and eye contacts with Loise that are not only engaged by me
>at the end of the night, taking the bus to go back to our town is difficult since there is really a lot of people wanting to take one of those buses. The police had to intervene to make sure no one gets hurt (we all are 18-25 years old and drunk)
>the police decides to give priority to girls for taking the most early buses
>consequently Loise and Naomi take a bus before Yoann and me
>as we wait for our bus, Yoann tells me that he saw that I was very interested in Loise and encouraged me to go further with her
>fuck yeah I wanted to go further
>Naomi was supposed to wait for me in town since I had to spend the night to her place because I live far from town
>she texts me telling that she goes to her place without waiting for me any longer because she's too tired. I arrive to her place half an hour later

cont.

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>>18729256

The next day, I add Loise on fb and decide to wait a day or two to ask her out. At this moment, I'm pretty confident about it. But here's the thing. The next day, I see Naomi who tells me that while she was waiting for me in town, she spoke a lot with Loise and they shared their phone numbers. Since then, they never stop chatting and Naomi started to have more and more interest in dating Loise, who is bisexual too, and thinks Loise feels the same way. I couldn't help but tell Naomi that I was sad about it, since she's the kind of girl who can really easily have a date, and she was already dating someone and having a sex buddy at the same time (both tinder match). I, on the other hand, it was the first time in months I was genuinely interested in a girl and having a chance with her. Plus, she's using Loise as a backup, since she has more interest in her current date.

Am I an asshole for not accepting that my friend will probably date the one girl I wanted ? Or is it her for continueing to flirt with Loise despite knowing that I am interested in her more than any other girl since months ?

The ironic thing is that she was the one pushing me to talk to girls and find a girlfriend since my ex left me. And now that I have the opportunity, she ruins it. Seeing my disappointment, she told me to try my luck with her, but I don't know, it would feel awkward knowing she already started to build something with her, wouldn't it ? Plus, she seems really interested in her too, and she made the first step towards her before me... And what if Loise is really interested in Naomi ? I don't want her to miss an opportunity to date a girl she is interested in.
What do you think /adv/ ? Should I move on ? Should I "try my luck" ? Is it legitimate for me to be upset or am I a fucking crybaby discovering that life isn't fair ?

>>18729263

Naomi's a bitch.
>hey I see you're clearly interested in this girl
>And I have like six people I can fuck at any given time
>so I'll cockblock you instead

Hit on Louise, don't give a fuck about Naomi, she can find more pussy wherever.

>lied to get into the military
Lol no one ever jeez come on man

>>18729285
If you were to lie, how easy is it to be caught?

>>18729296
I dont see how anyone couldlie about super serious stuff like color blindness or depression just to get into the military lol who would do such a thing?
Its an affront to the rest of the /completely/ sane and healthy enlisted men and officers of our armed forces.

>>18729226
"Hey ____ come over. I got a song I made for you" Then get food or some shit

>>18729253
That's really smart. Should I just play something jazzy?

>>18729274
Bump

Mate no girl wants to be your friend if you're not interesting. Get some hobies and meet people with the same interests as yours

>>18729232
How do i get hobbies, i used to play video games, draw, and watch tv but around freshmen year i started loosing more and more motivation to do any of those things.

>>18729247
Good, all of those are shit tier hobbies. Get into a good martial art or rockclimbing. Gives a lot of personality.

what about it

Is this supposed to be a complete thought? Go to sexaholics anonymous.

>>18729200
I really need help I'm really having a problem giving up sex and Master-bating
What other activities can I do and how do I keep my mind if sex.
I'm 21 yrs old>

I personally know girls that do this.
What are you going to do if she never talks to you again and never pays you back? Nothing.

>>18729188
I know where she lives.
Im thinking about asking for nudes and see if she delivers. If she does not deliver, then no more money until she has paid back what she currently oves me.

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>>18729172
>So i have a girl that i met online that i've lent some money to.
>Im confident that she is real and that chances are good i will get it back.

>5'10
>tall
I too loved this thread yesterday as well

>>18729176
>female.

she is an amazon at 5'10

>>18729184
In spicspanic and Asian counties, sure

>>18729135
Chill out man, holy shit. She's probably just busy or something

>>18729153
Yeah but shes like 3 days offline on WA and her phone was off whole day today, maybe it was off yesterday too. I mean she isnt employed or anything we are both in college so thats why i got so worried.

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You sound like me when I was 17-19 years old.

Honestly you need to make some serious dramatic changes in your life.

Quitting weed was one of the hardest but most helpful things I did, because not only did I have more money in my pocket (I was spending up to $100 a week on weed), I had more energy and motivation to do things. I wasn't locked into my bed/couch playing Video Games all day, and after 2 weeks being clean, I realized I was gaming so often because I was simply bored as hell.

Go cold turkey on weed for a while. Take on a productive hobby, or even work out/bike/skateboard for a while. Bring a buddy with so you have someone to talk to and vent to, it really helps not doing these kinds of things alone.

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>>18729147
Also, clean your living area and start prepping ACTUAL meals. Buy some rice, chicken breast and Cream of Chicken. Toss that into a casserole pot and put it in the oven and forget it for 45 minutes. Bam. Easy meal that isn't 100% garbage for you. Toss some frozen veggies for more vitamins.

You'd be suprised how showering every day, brushing your teeth and grooming yourself daily can change your attitude. I always stayed indoors or avoided people because I was too lazy to clean myself up, and never had people over because my room was full of dirty dishes/garbage/dirty clothes.

The more confidence you have in yourself and the actions you do, the better you feel.

Try it for atleast a full week, if you honestly don't see a change, then fuck me I dont know what to do for you.

>>18729147

Good advice. I'm 23 but I've been depressed for 3 years, some chick smashed my heart and I've done a poor job recovering.

Weeds been the single biggest struggle I've had, aside from cigs but cigs don't put me into a state like weed does. I want to get into shape and take on the lifestyle that it brings, but fuck dude it's hard

SSRis

>>18729106
What a confusing infographic.

masturbate

Welcome to living with peers. Protip: kids dont clean up after themselves. You either bite that bullet and do it all for them or you leave. They will not change no matter what you do.

>>18729102
Leave them

Experienced the same thing a few years back.

At some point, I realized I'd be insane to ask my best friends for the 9000th time to clean up after themselves. So I slowly began moving my shit out of the house until all I had was just a futon and my laptop. I also just withdrew myself from all the chaos that went down.


Eventually I started sleeping at a friend's house. We gradually decided to become roommates after realizing we were both neat freaks.

No she's in the right, stop talking to your ex so much and move on you massive dweeb.

You shouldn't be talking to your ex in the first place.

>>18729083
You don't have to give anything up, it's just a matter of learning another style also.

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Just do your own style. Keep working at it and practicing. Look at all the diffretn styles you see in comics or manga. Hell every cartoon on TV is someones own style. Take the Simpsons for instance. This is just someones style and now it is world famous. Same with everything else you know. Looney Toons, Spongbob, Batman, Pokemon, Jojo. Its all unique and just happens to be what the creator wanted to do.

Just do your own thing.

>>18729083
No fuck that. You can't live on "art". Even the good Vincent Van Gogh was a fucking neurotic poorfuck who eventually killed himself.

Don't go into art if you want a stable life, stable income etc.

>>18729024
Yeah killing yourself but that's lame. I like living more personally. Feel better Anon

>>18729024
There is no easy cure for severe depression, because it's all in your head and the way you perceive the world. Identify reason for your anxiety with other people, fix that either farmacologically (moclobemide) or otherwise, Next, once you find friends it will be easier. You won't be alone, thou choose your frineds carefully. As someone with limited social contact previously, you might make not real friends. Look for honest people, who are dependable. I'be never thought about suicide, because I'm too much of a coward, and I still see that despite all my severe faults I'm still needed for the others. I'm dead inside, maybe but I can't die not just yet.

>>18729024

the cure is to come to terms with why you are really upset because you realize how important it is to overcome.

the more you practice thoughtfullness and not knee-jerk reactions, self awareness etc, it'll eventually make sense.