>literally every job ad seeks someone with past job experience, references and also supreme social skills
>literally can't find anything to write on my CV except I graduated school
H-how do I find a job anyhow? I am a friendless loser 21 y/o who can barely talk properly. I also study at college to become a teacher as strange as it sounds (I want to force myself to be social). I just want to get a job and move out
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I also don't live in merica where jobs are supposedly easy to find
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The trick is to learn to sell yourself. Without outright lying (as it would probably make it worse for you during the interview), you have to try to focus on what you're good at, and embellish it as hard as you can.
Also, you really need to network. I was really bad at interacting with people, but I became halfway decent by brute force because you NEED people to know about you. I can't stress how important this is, you need to get acquainted with people in your sector so they'll tell you about job opportunities, recommend you to their colleagues and all of that.
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>tfw lusted after this girl at work
>tfw she's blond, petite, nice tits and from what I've seen a shy character - exactly my type
>tfw keep surreptitiously stealing glances any time I see her
>tfw she walks up to colleague sitting opposite me (we're on the same desk) to speak to him
>tfw this is the closest I've gotten to her
>tfw it's the first time I've heard her speak ... my heart beats faster
>tfw she has a mans voice
>tfw she actually is a man
>tfw my dick actually gets hard suddenly
>tfw I have no face
what. the. fuck.
I don't know what to feel.
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>>18629571
So your gay then?
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>>18629571
You have a trap working with you? He'll be an easy catch. Most traps are thirsty.
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>>18629587
I'd admit I'm 2D bi, but trap doujins aren't real life.
It's amazing how passable he was though. But I'm just not into 3D gay stuff.
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Any advice on how I can squirt? I really want to know what that's like.
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You know how you usually stop when you're done masturbating?
What happens when you keep going?
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>>18629681
So I have to keep going?¿ not sure I get ur question. I usually finish and that's it unless I'm really horny I'll go again.
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This is the state of my heel, /adv/.
It was originally a blister from some new shoes I was wearing.
What is it? Is it serious? And if so, what should I do about it?
It hurts in a dull way, btw.
Thanks in advance. :)
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It's healing. Cover it with a large bandage or duct tape to protect it and leave it alone.
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you should try and dig out the larva before it grows big enough to start eating your foot off from the inside.
use a blowtorch to drive it out and a spoon to scoop it up and eat it in celebration of your victory
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disinfect it and leave alone
dont cover it if you can
thats what i do with my wounds
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Anyone able to give advice on this?
One of my wisdom teeth feels like it has a large number of holes in it. I tried to take a picture but it is really difficult. It looks like there is some brownish surface on the tooth (and around the gum area on the other tooth that is in-front of it). I'm somewhat poverty stricken so hopefully the resolution to this problem is easy to find.
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lmao go to the dentist.
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>>18629472
Thats a real problem there, you will have to get to dentist for analysis. Then decide with him what to do, dont feel forced to do anything about it, but i will say
sooner you treat it , less painfull and costly it will be.
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>>18629472
Your tooth is being eaten away by sugars. If it was any other tooth you'd be getting a root canal.
I'm getting one tomorrow.
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desu I'm not sure what to put here It's just going to be me saying how much I hate myself and I'm sure no one is going to care to much about me or my post but yea idc i need to vent
so m fkg 21 yo no job no skills nd m fkg fat nd ugly nd i always feel lonely nd depressed maybe cuz idh bro nd sis nd i live in a fkg poor arab country and just all around worthless I have thought about suicide nd idk wut can'i do :( ?
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which arab country are you from?
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I think I'm addicted to politics.
The time I spend thinking about it or watching news/videos doesn't help my career, my /fit/ gains, my future, my quest to find a qt wife, or anything. But I can't stop checking out whatever the latest news is and getting outraged about it.
Is political addiction a real thing? Any suggestions/help?
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I wouldn't be surprised if it actually is a real addiction. You may feel the need to search for more content that reinforces your worldview. I mean, that's not inherently bad, it's pretty much how humans work, but if it makes you waste a lot of time you should definitely try to get rid of it.
How about you spend some time offline? It shouldn't come as a surprise that the internet is one of the greatest sources of distraction ever created.
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>>18629448
>Is political addiction a real thing?
In the roman republic, it was considered a duty for free citizens to involve themselves in politics. If you're living in a Democratic State it is your duty to as a citizen maintain that State.
>my career, my /fit/ gains, my future, my quest to find a qt wife
All of those things are dependent on the well being of your State, be it Economy or Liberty wise.
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>>18629448
>>18629503
And adding on to my previous post, no, Political Addiction is not a thing.
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How do I change user permissions on a Windows 10 user account without making them an administrator?
My gf has her own account, but she can't download or install anything without my password.
Thanks in advance
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Add them to a respective group. Windows Explorer>This PC>Right Click>Manage>local users and groups. Here add her to the group that has the permissions you want.
If you have W10 Home, use Step 3 in this article(scroll down a bit).
https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/6917-change-account-type-windows-10-a.html#option3
Hope this solves it. You'll have to look the individual group memberships up because it won't show you outside of local groups I believe. You could also try downloading lusrmgr.msc. I downloaded a snap-in and it works(Home versions just move and deactivate files, it's just a matter of moving and renaming).
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serious state of distress, what to do? 2017-08-16 11:37:35 Post No.18629425
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serious state of distress, what to do?
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I've been going to a clinical psychologist for this few weeks, I'm sure I have a disorder, not sure what disorder but I'm pretty sure I have one. It has been getting worse this year and I'm worried.
This few weeks I've been ok, usually more active and distracted by my life than in other times this year. But last thursday (can't remember which) I got in a really sad mood and this sunday I stalked someone I shouldn't had to. I saw things that were upsetting to me and since then I've been shaking, like anxious, I can't think properly, I'm irritated by everything.
I thought it was going to last just that day but I'm still like that, "triggered" if you will, I really want it to stop and I'm scared. I've tried breathing, sleeping, meditating, nothing calms me.
I was supposed to see my psychologist on monday but she cancelled and can't see me until tomorrow. I want it to stop I'm in the verge of crying, I'm not even consciously thinking about "it" but I'm still feeling like shaking and feeling upset.
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What did you see?
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>>18629445
It was a stupid thing, really, I saw a group of people doing a project that was supposed to be mine. Like I came up with the idea and they did it on their own.
I got really angry at first, but I think something so stupid shouldn't grant such reaction. Like I acknowledge is stupid but I can't control my body.
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So, how do I become a better Youtuber and how do I learn to improve charisma in my voice?
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There are entire channels dedicated to answer what you're asking, senpai. Why are you wasting your time on a planetary people with small dicks and no gf taxidermy board?
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I cum too quickly during sex.
I can go about a minute of hard pumping before I blow my load. However, if I use a condom then I can last a long time. The issue is my wife doesn't like it when I use condoms because she says they dry her out (i use magnum thin skin if that offers any info about this). Going slow isn't an option as she likes it when I fuck her rough. Can anyone recommend some condoms that work well for her pleasure or a lube that will numb my dick so I can keep going?
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I'm serious about this. Put cocaine on your dick. On the very sensitive areas. It'll numb it out and you have 0 risk of anything wrong going on.
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>>18629374
lmfao
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>>18629361
Jerk it out few hours before sex,also dont dont about cumming,think about some gory stuff.
There are tons of lubes out there,try it out..
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My mother has weeks left to live, dying of cancer, and I'm feeling legitimately suicidal.
The entire year I've been trying to make her proud of me (she always loved me a whole lot but I know I let her down by quitting school before and things like that). I graduated, got a great job in a big company, found a girl willing to marry me and still I keep going back to what I've been saying for the last 10 years (I'm not exaggerating) -- that I don't want to outlive her and I doubt happiness without her even if my investments in other things and people pay off.
So when I've already done things people recommend to get through the grieving process and I still strongly doubt happiness in my future without my amazing mother from whom I have been inseparable, that's what registers the strong suicidal feelings.
Now what :(
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You keep going anyway
You won't have her anymore but you'll still have her memory to bring you happiness
Take lots of pictures
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYPWQMzwR4
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>>18629367
I've been smartphone-illiterate my whole life and now I voice record every phone call with her (she's in the hospital), installed some Face-Time thing to be able to see her as much as possible since I work far away from the hospital and home, I video record whenever I'm at the hospital... she teases me to stop being a cry-baby/grow-up and I love for her for it but it's just so hard. I've never been away more than a day from her. I always respected and cared for her. And she's so young too.
>>18629371
Thanks :(
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To what should I Fap too today? Tell me your fetishes and I'll Fap to them. Or just characters that you enjoy to Fap too
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>>18629352
Larkin Love is all you'll ever need, from vanilla to corrupt fetish shit
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>>18629352
Ai Shinozaki.
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I stumbled on some videos of men fucking dogs in the ass while looking for normal bestiality yesterday, you should try it out.
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Abusive, manipulative girlfriend 2017-08-16 11:18:30 Post No.18629346
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Hi. So here's the deal: I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 3 years, we are living together. Things had their ups and downs as per usual, but one particular incident has started to make me think. So, about 2 weeks ago she was getting very agitated about nothing at all, starting to insult me heavily and breaking up in the process. Including this, she printed a cancellation form for our flat and brought it to the post office; she was also talking about having real good sex when she's finally at the festival she was going to attend a few days later. When she was gone, I was very agitated, hurt and upset so I decided to sign up to tinder to hook up, since she had left me after all. I met up with a woman, even though we just had some tea and a nice conversation. When my girlfriend came back home about a week later ( we hadn't really had any contact in this time since, well she broke up with me and i was kind of looking for a new flat), she started acting all aggressive and weird, while I was in the shower she snagged my phone and checked tinder. She then went on a massive rage, saying I had been unfaithful and whatnot. In the process, she told me that 'from her side of things we were still a couple' and that she hadn't actually sent the cancellation mail but only wanted to threaten me. She also hit me quite roughly, giving me a few bruises in the process. She had gotten that impulsive before but I was always ready to forgive and look for blame on my end; this has gone as far as being threatened with a knife by her. So I took a step back and decided to just lock myself into one of the rooms to ride this out and hopefully have a rational conversation once she cooled down. Little did I know that she started taking to some friends and her family, saying that I had been unfaithful and I would be threatening and hitting (!; I have NEVER in our relationship laid a finger on her) her.
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In the consequence, I received literal threats to my life would I ever be seen again or do something like that again. Since I couldn't put up with this anymore, i decided to tell those individuals the actual story and how shit went down. Tonight, she came home after, so I can assume, having gotten wind of the fact that i told those people my side of the story. She was super upset and started trying to hit me again, followed by a massive breakdown in which she accused me of destroying her life by telling people how things actually were.
Really the only question i have is, did I really do something wrong? I wasn't meaning to hurt her, I just didn't think i should have to fear for my safety due to manipulative and hurtful lies
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No you did nothing wrong. She is abusive. I would leave if I were you. If you can find a friend to stay with while you things cool off, then speak to your landlord about taking your name off the lease, and move your stuff while she is out.
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Wedding ring inscription 2017-08-16 11:16:44 Post No.18629339
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What inscription should i put in our wedding rings? She is ok with each inscription being different as long as they go together. We're both Dark Tower fans and were having trouble finding a good quote but any suggestion is good.
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"This is a mistake."
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I expected the shitposts to at least be creative....
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>>18629339
BIG BLACK TOWERS for every BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN