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>>18630075
Not at all. This is how all underage fags hide their booze in a dorm room. RA's cannot legally inspect your shit unless you make it obvious.

I kept a water bottle of peach schnapps, nobody ever said a thing. Girls across the hall from me retardedly kept beer right out in the open and got slammed for it. Still though, all they had to do was community service on campus. Real cops weren't even involved. Hell the RA was chill enough to even tell the one person who was of legal drinking age there to fucking bail and they wouldn't tell anyone they saw her, otherwise she'd get charged with providing to a minor.

Also protip: If you have a personal minifridge, they cannot legally look into it without your consent, however if you rent one from the university/if one is provided for you, they can legally look in there since it's considered "university property"

>>18630075
>>18630087
Also so long as you're not retarded about drinking, nobody should snitch on you. I wouldn't tell your roommate you have it unless you know they're chill, in case they nark. Also because if they knew about it and if you do get busted they could get in trouble too, depending on your university's rules.

Don't get trashed on campus, drink casually.

>>18630075
It could be piss

>>18630063
Most people just don't think about it. Either way you can't control it so what does worrying gain you?

Keep believing you'll become an undying robot cyborg, pretty similar to the resurrected zombie story.
People have to look at their mortality and then react, be it by accepting some or any story of the afterlife that they like, or the not so nice story that when you die they lower you into your grave or grind you to dust (the last one is the best option in my opinion).
Don't worry too much, you'll find out the rest when you die won't you?

>>18630063
Your more likely to be a zombie than a cyborg silly , but that makes no sense of you die and become a zombie if someone kills you do you die again or does the zombie die since the consciousness that replaced your own is one of a zombie and if your body kills someone after becoming a zombie did you kill them or the zombie , but it is your body so technically ..... Fuck it

>>18630057
Dunno man. I've always been most attracted to legs first, and a sexy belly second. My last GF was large and mostly dating out of pity and self loathing. Tried to get in shape with her and it didnt work out, mostly got a ton of shit for "not accepting her" or some shit but the way she lived her life she obviously didn't respect her self so whatever cut her off.

Current GF is insecure about her legs and hips because she doesn't have killer ones but isnt a fat shit. I talk about how simple it is to develop healthy habit and active hobbies but none of it seems to stick. Shell do 50 bodyweight squats every so often as if its doing something.

Just, get a girl with good legs. Honestly though, I have no idea how to get a girl with good legs.

>>18630049
Tell them.

Guys like sex.

>>18630049
Fuck's sake...state your gender

>>18630130
what does it matter?

>Hospital server field technician
>$10/hr

You are being so woefully underpaid it hurts
Chist get some comptia certs and land a real job. If you're seriously working with medical servers you clearly have the aptitude

>>18630039
>best years of my life
Seriously? Every year can be the best years of your life. It's never over. Take the opportunity.

>>18630065
I daresay when you've got dementia and lose control of your bowels it might be a little late

>>18630021
keep repeatedly trying and failing, it will get easier after several hours of this. youll start to relax and just know what to say

Tell her you support Trump

Whenever you got nothing to say just ask something about the other person like their passions,interests hobbies,things they like etc.All people love talking about themselves and by doing that they'll think you care and thus be a little more likeable.Just try to remember what they said.

Become a sound cloud rapper those guys are super Awesome!!!

>>18630019
Stop being a self hating alcoholic.

>>18630019
drink mouthwash
[spoiler]you will either get organ failure or have a Epiphany [/spoiler]

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>>18630002
>Get financially independent
>Go to another city
>Ghost everyone, change your number and delete social media accounts

Optionally: Change your name/sex

Delete social media, change phone numbers, move to a different city.

Most if not all people you knew would never find you again. Of course, being a little faggot you probably can't live without facebook.

>>18630002
The advice from the two anons below works in most cases, unless you know someone who really would miss you and is either good with computers or would pay money to track you down. Fake death certificates are near impossible to get in first world nations, if you are born in a third world shithole it would be easier to vanish.

Im in the same boat as you, but too much fapping makes you improductive with the girls and kind of unmotivated, so just watch a movie, or do some excercise or play some games.

>>18630000
Stimulate your mind through other things. Read a book, watch a movie, go out with friends it's not that hard.

>>18630000
Take cold showers when getting the urge.
Taking cold showers are good mentally anyways.

It's called having a hobby dumb-dumb.

>>18629985

You missed soul-sucking, dumb-dumb.

I'm not OP, but when your job soaks every ounce of energy out of you, at the end of the day, there's nothing left for a hobby.

Plus he already said he had one.

>>18629978
>liberal arts discipline (policy/international relation/philosophy type shit) and be a whimsical academic
I hope you like no money

>>18629960
sink or swim bitch nigga, if you can't handle the bants someone else will

>>18629963
>>18629963
I can handle it, just can't produce it I guess. Hell my boss and I will just walk up to someone and call them an asshole, which devolves into some joking name-calling, and by the end of it we're flicking each other off and somehow acquired all the info we needed. It's stuff like that I can't keep up on.

And what do you mean someone else will handle it?

There's nothing wrong with being the quiet, serious one OP. You just have to show that you're friendly as well, smiling, looking out for them, when they're talking to you, show that your listening through your body language and ask questions. If you can pull that off you'll be a more pleasant person to be around.

Also I'm starting my first IT help desk job next week. Any tips OP? I'm seriously unqualified but I got hired.

>>18629929
Yes, tell your girlfriend. Please gives us an update on how she reacts too :^)

>>18629929
Why'd you do it?

Were u forced to kiss ur oldest friend or did u do it intentionally. If it meant nothing then tell your girlfriend but if it meant something for you then think about it before telling

Get her drunk or make a lot of money. I guarantee you she'll open up then.

Ask her why she doesnt like touch. There could be many reasons why she doesnt like touch. This will help you figure out how to work with her.

Maybe it would help if she were able to touch you with no threat of having you touch her back. This could raise her confidence and her feel of having some sort of control of an outcome of the situation between you two.

Good luck.

>>18629937
Her only reasoning is because she isn't a touchy feely person. But personally from what I've gathered she dislikes males touching her because of some abuse in her life.

>>18629912
TL;DR
I have an art background
For 3 years I tried making a living as a freelance artist but it wasn't going anywhere. So I attempted to go back to college to earn a degree for more job opportunities. My credirs from my art school didn't transfer over, so have to start from the beginning.
After 1 semester, I was hired at a game company so I dropped out
3.5 years later, was laid off, can't find a new job in a similar position. My only skills are art and media asset management.
Thinking of going back to school, but not sure where or for what. I had already missed the deadline for a school in Manhattan I wanted to go to. I can still enroll in fall classes at local Staten Island school, but not sure what classes to take.

Another idea was to earn my associates at my local college and then transfer to the one in Manhattan.

Community college really isn't a social place bro. Daytime classes are probably your best bet as people that go then are usually younger have more free time, night is usually filled with working adults that are beat up from their jobs and just want to get in and out. Just ask someone if they would like to study together and maybe hang out in the recreation center.

One thing I really regret is not taking an a couple of drawing classes. Those type of classes are usually real chill and people there are much more open to socialization.

>>18629895
I've been in community college far too long and I haven't made friends. I'll chat with people, occasional adds on social media. But no meet ups or friend stuff. I've made more friends through personal hobbies. You'd have to try really hard and be super open. Most people aren't there for friends. Going to class is like a chore. Everyone is either dead or kissing the professors ass