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>>18636052
Be a Chad
Learn how to be charismatic
Uni is a time where women will fuck anyone who is remotely smooth
Do that

And then get an easy job at your pop's company

Be like Zyzz

Steiroids and cocaine. It'll kill you but at least you'll have a wild ride to death and go out like a sick cunt

>>18636052
You sound as though you already know what you want to do.

Just gotta feel it out. Some girls won't want to kiss on the first date even if it's the best date ever. If she's acting really flirty and intruding on your bubble just go for it, even if she isn't feeling it and stops you, she'll be impressed with your confidence and you'll put it in her head you want to kiss her so maybe she'll come for you later.

Confidence is important. Fake it till you make it, she can't tell the difference, I promise. And remember, not all dates work out and that's OK too. I met a girl once, went out, really clicked, made out before I left her that night, texted me she was over it the very next day. If it doesn't work out, it's not the end of the world though, just find someone who fits better and try again.

Good luck anon.

>>18636041
lol your first date was at 24

you're literally in for a world of pain and suffering if you haven't become emotionally numb and cynical by now

Enjoy your miserable life virgin

A good first date tip? Don't plan on kissing.

Physcopathz get killed I'm jail fyi

>>18636010
Tell your Dr. about these thoughts and feelings. They may adjust your meds or your social program. Stay the hell off 4Chan.

>>18636010
If you really want to kill someone that much why don't you just an hero? 1 less psycho in the world. If you don't want something to be done to you, don't do it to others.

domino's mang, get the cheesy bread

>>18635982
Pizza hut > everything

I'd give my left nut for pizza hut

OP:
why would you trust
>>18635999,
a uniballer or at least castration fetishist?

Oh grow a pair. It's just hunger, you're not gonna die.

I did intermittent fasting and my hunger is nothing. I get hungry but I stay disciplined and eat only on my designated meal times.

well, you're right for the most part. it isn't severe hunger, and i can usually ignore it sitting still and having fun playing games. so is my meal schedule fine? i thought it was shitty on my work days.

i can't reply to anything on this thread, connection issue, doesn't happen anywhere else on 4chan, wtf

Think of the best person you can meet in the road. Make that you.

Just reallythink, the best person you can ever imagine. Usually they make people around them feel happy.

>>18635960
be is do

>>18635960
Changing yourself for somebody else isn't healthy. It's more that you want to improve yourself because you want to grow as a person, and as a side effect people are more likely to be drawn to you. If you improve yourself purely for the goal of winning over other people, it'll just feel fake most likely.

People's general personalities probably don't change all that much, but there's some wiggle room. I started off kind of angry at the world, but I did some personal growing and my attitude changed a lot. You can change some behaviors, like it'd be shitty if you left dishes and dirty clothes everywhere and excused it by saying "I'm lazy, that's my personality and personalities don't change." Same goes for patterns of behavior, like how you can't excuse yelling at people during a fight as "It's my personality" and not try to improve yourself in that area

Alright you're gonna go to the club. First things first you gotta believe in you. You gotta be asured of yourself. One way to do this is make up a bunch of characters for yourself to play and if you can convince your'sflsdj that you're each of these characters then you can convince yourself that youre the mf shiiii. and can totally get laid. Now lets get to the club stuff. So you gon rol in and shii feeling fly as. Now the character your gonna play is pretending you had a few to many drinks even though your totally sober. Anyone ask you totoes pre game. This will make yhou seem like yuou dont give a fuu. Kinda like me you know. But thats beside the point. SO you uhh find a girl now if she dancing and shee and fsdff you feel like hey i feel shes giving the come dance with me you go dance with her. now you may not feel this the whoe you dont' sdfrea lly belive yin you so if youdont you can go the standard approach of assking hery you wannta dance? if they say no you walk away then laugh because you got rejected and its funny and you can tell your friends about it and they will laugh to so make sure to laugh. But she says yes then you so in there no everybody hates chris i hope your not young to understand that reference. if you need more uhh advise hit me at my email [email protected]

Bomo

:(

I know I do.

And I know I should not.

>>18635921
OP again
I met mine in a bar a couple years back. We dated at like 16-18 and exchanged virginities.
When I met her at the bar she was chatting to my friends so I decided I go over and say hello.
She kind of grimaced/laughed and turned away before I could speak.
Broke my heart you know. I miss my friend.

We didn't end that badly either btw. Like no real injuries issued on either side.

The first cut is the deepest

>>18635879
>prebuilt
>worth it
Fuck no.
PC parts are Lego-tier. Do it yourself or don't do it at all.

>>18635899
this, just go on pcpartspicker or a site like that and buy all the parts

Or just buy mine for the same price

>>18635873
spf30 and up with pa++

i like my shiseido a lot, but any spf lotion will do.

test them before buying, to see which one leaves the least amount of white cast on you.

>>18635863
Just drop her. Don't try to be something for someone else.

>More like a pseudo-boyfriend.

It's all in your head. move on.

Also

>She looks really sad sometimes and i just want to help her..

you need some help yourself. google codependency

>>18635856
Get a better personality fag.

please dont feed the troll

>>18635856
You sound self centered. I'm sure you're a bigger fag

Why would it matter? Do you have to present a sexual history chart to the people you date?

You will have sex with most of the girls/men you date on the 1/2/3rd date anyways. Dates are a social ritual that precedes sex today, nothing else.

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>>18635850
Virginity is social construct.
Only virgins care about it. For normies sex is as interesting as riding bike.

>pro tip
Dont tell and dont ask about sexual history of yourself or her. And never admit visiting whore.

The topic will come up and they may see you for the pathetic fuck you are.

>There's a certain mental developmental plane that I'm incapable of hitting

Yeah, that's what you think.
Unless you're a fully diagnosed autismo (which requires professional help), you can actually have a social life. Get some better self confidence, and see therapist if it's pretty bad. Maybe start with some CBT therapy?

All you want is empathy from this board, but the answer has always been there for loners. You dont understand confidence, which is key to having a social life. Also, what I see what aspies have in relation all the time is the fact that you take yourselves seriously too much. Maybe lighten up a little and start making mistakes so you can learn?

You're too scared to talk to high school kids because you wont step out of your comfort zone. The root cause is simple: you have so much negative limiting beliefs about yourself.

>>18635839
Tell him upfront he's a dick head. Put him in his place.

>>18635858
You're probably right, was close to doing that yesterday, next time he pisses me off I do that, just just hope my manager doesn't mind if he snitches.