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>>18641431
Nobody has any reason to post their actual life on Facebook, they have every reason to post a highly exaggerated successful version of their life online.
I see what my sister posts on it and if I didn't know any better I would believe she was some sort of trophy wife leading the good life going on a gazillions holidays a year.
Same goes for some of my friends and other family members.
It is an asinine and vicious circle, a game in which people try to 1-up each other constantly. Worst of all is I can't help but wonder if it is actually making them happy.

I don't bother with social media and I can't say I feel like I am missing out on anything. Furthermore I am pretty normie mind you, I go out excessively (borderline alcoholism yaaa) and socialize a lot, I just prefer it to be at a bar instead of a website.

its a good way to see their basic interests and hobbies and if they are an argumentative cunt. People going /pol/ on faceberg on fucking ree rees

>>18641431
imo, ppl who post shit in social media in order to make themselves believe that they are better than what they actually really are, are vain/stupid.

no need to bother with any of them.

>>18641399

>anyone from LA know if they ask for ID when ordering alcohol at restaurants?

as a general rule, yes, there isn't some weird trend in some cities versus other cities where they just dont do it when its required by law.

>what happens if you try to order one underage?

you reach into your wallet, fumble around, claim you must have left your ID at home, and they say 'thats alright,' then they etiher give you teh booze anyways or they say 'sorry but we can't serve you booze'. if they do serve you booze be a sport and give an extra five bucks on top of what you were going to tip anyways.

advice: if you're wearing a suit and talk authoritatively, they are less likely to card you. I like to go out to eat after work and though I look like im 16 most people assume that I'm an adult if im wearing a suit.

>go with much older people

if everyone looks like they're well over 30 then you are less likely to be carded as they assume you're in the same age and look young, or are younger but that they'd call you out on being underasge if you were.

you can also ask them to order a drink and you just drink it.

>>18641399
>what happens if you try to order one underage?
Why do you care?

You know this site is 18+ right...?

>>18641417

alcohol is 21+ in america.

Give her the ol lickeroo

>>18641353
Be close to her, touch her, kiss her neck, whisper dirty stuff in her ear

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Socialising.

OP- wow you can see my shitty meme theft, I'm sorry 4chinks :(

>>18641289

i doubt it. its the shape of your skull you know, its easy to add stuff in and sometimes to shave stuff off, but you just generally shrink is going to be impossible and not worth it. you can check it out by contacting a local plastic surgeon and seeing what options are, they will haveb efore and afters, but i wouldn't be surprised if they could not do that.

>>18641300
Fugg. Well thanks for your opinion, I fear the same, but my hope lives on.

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Not worth it imho.

t.lookismcel

>>18641283

killing him would still put her in foster care breh.

how long until shes 18?

I saw my best bros gf get hit by her alcoholic father (he wasn't even drunk) and I literally shoved him onto the floor and sat on him with my knees while cussing and holding his arm onto the floor.

There is a very fine lining between being a white knight cuck who always sides with the chick and actually standing up for injustice and abuse.

Don't kill him, just calm the situation and call the cops. Foster care is better than abuse. Let her live with you if you're able.

I'll admit that I wanted to hammer his face in. It's not worth it though. He wins in a sense if you do.

>>18641283

untrue. the mom would also be seen as a victim, and with the daughter being 17 the foster care system would rather just live with someone neglectful then abusive.

also, whats wrong with her going into fostercare? its better than getting beaten.

she can also just keep roaming around and staying at friends til she turns 18. if her dads abusive he likely wont care and she can threaten to call the cops if he does try anything.

No just got for it. The longer you wait the more likely someone else will take her.

Do you even like what your studying?

>>18641260
I'm kinda the same as you, except I don't even remember a time when I actually wanted to be in a relationship and romance doesn't interest me.

I don't crave sex either because masturbating does the job well enough and the thought of someone else being in my space 24/7 is just terrible. I have some great friends and really loving parents, so I never truly get lonely either. I know it's not really normal the way I feel and I sometimes start thinking why I am like this when everyone else is desperate to get a gf/bf or start a family. Maybe this will change if I find the ''''right one''''? Fuck if I know, but I'm already 23 and nothing has changed yet.

>>18641260
Lol. Sounds like you are loner. Are you ok with not having children? Then stay alone. No big deal.

And try hookers or
https://bad-dragon.com/products/janine
if sex is only bodily function for you. Good luck?

>>18641200

why not? and how will that affect your future employment? no one really takes online school seriously its a joke.

>>18641199

what would leaving accomplish? it doesn't change the fact that shes doing better than you in life? if anything it makes you out to be even more of a garbage person who cannot accept the reality in front of him and would literally rather be unemployed than deal with his shortcomings.

>>18641199
Why would you leave?

You're supposed to smash before you leave. What is wrong with you.

Yes.

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>>18641227
Make sure that he is not around, though.

>>18641194
of course. Even if you do die, the police are on their way. Even if he gets away, the sooner the cops know the better. Criminals dont disappear, they're found more often then you think.

if you don't, he/she can do whatever they want to you with no repercussions

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>afraid that friend of mine has told her or will tell her embarrassing stories about me (every one of those stories is true but I've changed).
who cares

>>18641185
Where I live, many people are stupid enough to care.

Generally you should stfu about your interests, unless they are "jogging and travelling", because nobody really cares or just makes fun of you. Silence is golden.

>>18641176

if you dated men you'd probably be saying the same thing. you only notice this in women because thats who you spend your time dating and analyzing.

regardless, solid partnerships exist, but you have to remember we are different genders. we have different needs and desires and such that balance us out. despite what I said earlier you may actually find it easier to date men if you were able to arouse your self to date someone like your close platonic male friends. Its kind of a modern myth that men and women are supposed to spend every waking moment 'hanging out' together if they're in a relationship. it wasn't the way things were done for thousands of years.

>>18641176
>i'd say have had a pretty average pool of women
well you would be wrong if you said that. just the fact your "pooling" women indicates part of the problem. believe it or not, there are plenty of men and women who don't jump at the first opportunity to have sex. I believe you'll have a better dating experience with these people, if they aren't already taken.

thanks for accepting feedback, anon.

>>18641176
So, just tossing an idea out there... any chance you're just attracted to shitty women?

You're scared to leave her because you'll be alone and no, not every girl is an SJW nut.

>>18641172
>sjw detected??
oh no, shes nutty alright, I fear reprisal

>>18641160
Maybe just point out to her that her worldview is brand-new and obviously influenced by her new friend. Then, point out that private conversations between you & her don't influence world events any more than they did 5 months ago, so it's okay to crack a joke or two without getting angry about it.