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>>18730624
The short answer is that it probably can't be done, in Canada or any other first world country.

Every country has immigration controls to keep foreigners from stealing jobs from citizens, and so just about every kind of visa you could get (tourist, student, etc) specifically forbids working.

The only real way around it is to somehow have a Canadian firm offer you a job BEFORE you get there, and then fill out forms assuring the government that there are no Canadians with your qualifications they could have hired instead.

Check if you are eligible for a Work Holiday Visa. A lot of immigrants I know got in using one and were able to get their permanent residence.

http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/iec/eligibility.asp

topical tretinoin is the most effective thing for that
no matter what others would advice you it would never be effective as tretioin
stick to .025% of it though, because studies prove there is barely a difference between it and higher doses when it comes to the benefits. only the irritations become significantly worse with higher doses and you shouldn't underestimate those. not to mention that your face starts to look very artificial and smooth like plastic with higher doses as well. trust me on this you faggot, .025% tretinoin is the best you can get.

>>18730593
>Any ideas? Any /adv/ice?

Yeah. Grow some balls. Nobody gives a shit about your wrinkles except yourself.

>>18730891
>except yourself.
And? Was that supposed to be an argument?

>>18730586
Just act like you're waiting near here then say hi

>>18730586
Dude, first of all make 100% sure she's not under age. It's hard to tell with woman. And 20 and sixteen ain't that far apart

>>18730595
Worst case scenario she's 17 and I can wait for a bit, whatever

>>18730567
Find a bus with a driver that actually knows what they're doing.

>>18730587
The thing is, people around me dont seem to jerk forward as much as me

I think it has something to do with my trap or neck or something

You plan to commit assault and you expect not to get in trouble?

Listen nigga
You replace the cunt, just lie about your experience.

win/win whiteboi

It might vary for you based on where you live but I can offer my experience.

You get what you pay for in that more attractive women are rarely found in the cheaper brothels but also in that anything other than just a bit of oral followed by straight vaginal sex will usually cost extra. Depending on how they handle how you choose your girl, it can be a little awkward.

For the love of god wear a condom, some places might give you the option to take it off and if they do then you definitely need one.

>>18730510
Been to a few different brothels. Not proud of it, but offering my exp.

U go in, see whos available (usually they come in and meet you 1 by 1 in a small waiting room), then the owner of the brothel asks you if you want to see anyone. If you do, then you pay at the counter the whole fee (lets say 1/2 hour for $130AU). Its 50/50 split between the girl and the house. Condom is mandatory and girls go through checks every week (as per our state law, dont know about your area). $130 gives you standard service (ie. massage, oral and PIV sex). Anything outside of this you usually ask the woman and it is up to her if she wants to do it and how much she wants to charge.

Thats basically it. I haven't asked for any extras ever, except extra time with 1 or 2 girls that I liked a lot.

Nothing overly special, just basically sex for cash - so your not missing much.

>>18730607
Like this in Nevada.
but, More expensive.
Some guys go through all the trouble of saving money, getting there and then getting cold feet because muh Morales.

Don't be that guy. If you have the money, If you have the want, go there and get what you want.

>>18730491

>assuming all women know even the smallest bit about you
>being 25 and not dating means all women find you repulsive
>or it could mean you simply live in an area with a sparse female population, or you don't go out and socialize enough, or you simply haven't been lucky like the rest of us who complain about the very same thing

You're a moron if you resort to misogyny because the three girls from your hometown didn't fuck you.

>>18730509
The reason I don't socialise is cause women hate me and avoid me and resist my attempts to get to know them

I honestly feel persecuted by women

>>18730491
No, it just means you haven't met the right girl yet. A lot of them you want nothing to do with. Keep an eye out for a courteous girl and try talking to her and being friends at first for a couple weeks before making a more romantic advance.

>>18730468
>Shy ENTJ

Thanks for the cancer

>>18730468
>Shy ENTJ
You're now aware that the E stands for extroverted, and that extroverted literally means outgoing and socially confident. You type like an INTJ because of how much doubt you're putting on yourself about this meeting. JUST BE YOURSELF FAGGOT, don't be afraid to lose because you're better off being genuine than trying to over-curate the "perfect meeting". If you can't resonate over conversations, then you're not gonna resonate on anything else

>>18730420
>How do I deal with it?
>I have zero friends.
There's your problem. LDRs are difficult enough, but it's when your partner is the only person you interact with that they're doomed, especially if the other person has friends and a social life.

It might not be ez to make friends but Im telling u dat u rly need some frens. U cant always depend on your gf. U gotta learn to be happy on your own. Thats what my bf told me. We're on LDR but he said I should go out and hang out with friends and learn to be happy on my own bc he will not always be here to make me happy. We cant always depend our happiness on other people. It's tough because I got used to skyping with him and talking to him almost every hour of every day (bc I'm a NEET rn) but now he feels suffocated and he thinks I'm too clingy and needy whenever I want to call or skype. Idk man it's difficult but we gotta try.

>>18730418
Same thing here. I'm pretty young (19), and I've had this same problem.
I would like nothing more than to go into a steady, relatively routine-based relationship.
I also have a problem with inexplicably developing crushes on too many people.

>>18730418
It isn't outdated or old fashioned to want genuine love. You are holding out for something you genuinely desire, and not compromising is something truly worthy of admiration.

If no one you know is like the girl you are holding out for, then meet new people. If you were to settle, you would be just as unhappy after a short period, or even worse off, then if you were to just wait. Never give up, because your search will only truly be hopeless when you are also hopeless.

So in conclusion, stay strong, don't crack under the pressure, and keep looking.

>>18730418
bumpe

>>18730412

No.

>>18730414
Did I come off too pervy with the spanking joke?

This is pretty much my first time trying to make innuendo over text. I usually play it really safe and don't take any bold chances.

I dunno, I guess I interpreted her emoji as flirty. It looks like "grabby hands" to me.

For context, the age jokes are because I asked her to go for drinks, and she told me that she turns 18 next month. We're both in uni.

>>18730453
You sound really try hard with the whippersnapper thing. No one who uses that word is ever funny at all. And pretending to be a grandpa with a girl who is 18 is weird and just weird in general. If i didnt know you like her i would have thought the text convo was between a girl and her uncle/dad/grandpa. The most you could have gone with an age joke would have been something like 'you should respect your elders lol' not 'you whippersnapper'

Just stop trying so hard and be normal.

>>18730392

Join the Army and go to clubs and bars every night while earning a decent paycheck and making everlasting friendships.

You will change, a lot. You will learn you could do stuff you never thought of.

Also, underage b8

>>18730401
>last year of highschool
I am 18 now

>>18730401
Anyways, thanks, for this advice I guess

You don't. The situation seems fucked up.

kill your brother, obviously

>>18730388
Second.
Then take pics of you fucking his corpse. Send them to her. Dominance. Bitches love that.

>>18730272

Is the escort pic related? Damn.

More pics?

>>18730272
she's someone you could be happy with, in theory. youve had bad experiences with women who liked you for more than your money, women who were attached to you.

>>18730272
OP that woman is built for unholy fucking, she has everything, those teeth look good, even boobs can be used to cum, if she would marry you with no games you have a sex robot but shes real.

>>18730270
how many hot women have you had sex with?

>>18730318
Probably two which were 7/10 or above