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>>18656482
Just drink 2 glasses of water every 2 hours. Do this daily and make it a habit. Constipation won't ever happen again.

Other benefits include, it helps you in losing weight by keeping you less hungry and less craving for snacks which are the most dangerous stuff that makes anyone fat, better moisturization for skin by making your face less in pimple count and overall your body will feel less dry and it makes you feel awake. You've had those situations where you feel like you wanna sleep backa gain when you have just woken up? Just drink a glass or two glasses of water and you immeditaely feel awake inside and outside. The reason is you dehydrate while you sleep so hydrating just after you have woken up is good at waking you up and also gives a better smother bowel moment, which I meant by was your morning shit session will be sooner and quicker.

Also, your digestion becomes a lot more better.

And eat healthy more often, if you think your diet is wrong because you haven't actually described how your diet is. But increasing your water intake can bring you awesome results in like a week. Good luck.

>>18656685
water is good advice and a key part of being regular, but you need more fiber OP.

>1-2 servings of vegetables with every meal
>have fruit for snacks
>eat whole grains each day
reduce dry foods like cooked meat and fatty stuff for a bit. also if you need more immediate relief, eat a bowl of raisin bran and have a coffee the next morning. AVOID laxatives. use them only if the constipation is severe. if you over-use laxatives (i.e. every time you get constipated) you can cause chronic digestive problems.

fiber and proper hydration will make you pretty much never experience irregularity in your life, so long as are consistent. another benefit of eating fiber is that it helps in maintaining good cholesterol levels.

godspeed and good poops.

>>18656685
Ok thx

Try "This Isn't For Us" and "The Fantasy Fiction Formula." Both are very helpful for understanding what makes a novel tick.

T. fellow novelist-anon. Good luck friendo. Write about what is important and never waste the reader's time.

>>18656568
Thanks a lot, I'll look into them.

Pretty bad because garunteed they will all develop feelings and you don't want to hurt them because you aren't a scumbag, unless you are a scumbag then it's great

>>18656493
what if you're open about it and explain the girls is just sex and good friendship, not really love so much.

You only miss it because that was your old normal for far more than five years. It was also the only life you knew. If what you're doing now isn't satisfying you then try something else. But don't go back and reread the same old chapters from the same old book just because you don't like this new one. Life is a library. Go out and start something fresh.

>>18656458
What the fuck do you need help with? Do shit you enjoy. Stop being a fucking baby.

>>18656471
But I don't want to be a neckbeard

>>18656454
You don't have to move. You only have to move if you want a job in your field.

>>18656447
It will hurt without fail. Don't worry though, you need only this one moment of courage and then your suffering is over forever.

If you get the height wrong you'll painfully choke to death. Jump off a building/CO2/helium exit bag instead.

Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or something. You want to feel like you're making a difference? Then go make a difference.

>>18656434
I don't give a fuck about making a difference, I just want a brighter outlook on life

>>18656436
It will help, dumbass. Or is your question really, "how can i do nothing different at all but feel better? "

Easiest solution is to stop going after girls until your priorities are settled.

Your supposed to just get a new mattress

>>18656438
My current mattress is pretty big. I really would like to just clean it.

>>18656742
Sucks to be you then. If the cleaning doesn't work and you're not willing to buy a new one you'll just have to deal with the smell. but you can try a little more of a bleach and water solution, or hydrogen peroxide solution. spray let it dry. sprinkle with baking soda. let it sit for a few hours and vacuum it off. Buy a thick mattress pad and hope the smell doesn't seep through.

>>18656396
there's always suicide

>>18656403
Too much of a pussy for that, id rather get my license. I'm a good driver but I have anxiety problems and I go full retard under them.

Right foot for speedy and brakey, left foot for clutch.

>>18656369
Do you have a fixed address and income?
Banks just wanna know that you can cover your expenses without dissapearing.

>>18656369
You apply for them? You need an actual income though.

>>18656380
>>18656382
I recieve health benefits.

From what I can tell blinks per minute is on a bell curve that goes both pretty high (my case) and low (your case) and doesn't really affect the rest of your physiology

t. guy who blinks about 70 times a minute (self-estimation)

if you can't not be an asshole to people, then you might need to get psychological help.

>>18656347
>I say hurtful things to others
>How so I stop being an asshole

Is it obvious yet or do you need further clarification?
Stop saying the things which make people think you're an asshole for saying.
There's no magic trick to do this just literally have some self control.

Stop talking.

If u really were smart you'd stay. You're only 24, you'll leave to start a new life only to end up in the same situation you're in now only you'll be 5 years older and you'll feel regret. Find a hobby

>>18656344
Homelessness isn't a fun adventure my dude. It is suffering. If you're a transient it is even more difficult. Established bums will fight and rob you, guards at train yards will relish kicking the shit out of you if you're caught(they're notorious), other transients are usually on drugs or mentally disturbed or both and they will also beat and rob you, and you'll need to develop a reputation with other residents if you want to sleep in a squat or trap house. The majority of homeless people are men, but many of the homeless women prostitute to other homeless to get by on the street, so you can get laid, but holy shit, have you seen those women?

As for destination, that's easy. New Orleans. It is the gutter-punk capital, where crusties, transients, gutter punks, and rich kids LARPing all hitchhike to to hang out, beg, play shitty music, and do drugs on the street. It is probably the only place you might have a good time for a while. Even some girls who've only been on the street for a few days or weeks, so the pussy will be freshest of all and they are notoriously loose. But be wary of gutter punk Chad taking all the newest, cleanest girls.

In short, you're in for a boat load of misery.

>>18656344
>gf I don't think I love anymore who has a kid that isn't mine

Wait you are actually with a chick who got pumped n dumped, im not sure wether this is a bait or you are a major idiot.

Seems like a pretty dangerous situation, i'd run the fuck away if possible.
The most important thing would be not leaving any traces.

Almost sounds like a pasta desu

And yet you let him impregnate you

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I didn't want to be impregnated by him. But on the other hand i suppose I selfishly wanted to keep her to raise her well... It's hard to fight natural maternal instincts... :(