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I took a nap at 2 30 and now I cannot sleep at midnight what do
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Have a sandwich and glass of milk. Bananas are good as they give you energy while you're asleep.
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I've been working as an engineer in a fairly technical/analytical role for several years now. The problem is, my job has never really alloed me to gain much experience dealing with clients/stakeholders. Many of the jobs I'm applying to that utilise my skillset are also demanding more client/stakeholder management experience.
How can I sound convincing that I have this experience? What sort of follow up questions should I expect?
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How do I get better at sex? I'm always so nervous that I'm going to dissapointed someone that I either can't get hard or cum way too fast. Sometimes it takes forever for me to get hard and then the sex is short lived. Has anyone else has shit like this happen to them before and are there remedies?
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1) Quit masturbating for a while to reset your sex circuits. You may be dead inside from too much extreme porn.
2) Death grip syndrome is real - vary your masturbation routine. When you use porn, stick to softcore and amateur or less slick productions. Both will help you get hard and stay hard. I can recommend stuff from DesperateAmateurs.com and AbbyWinters.com
3) Foreplay. Play with her nipples, finger her and lick her until she pops (your jaws will get sore, sorry, just push through it) Get her to orgasm before you put your dick anywhere near her. It'll drastically lower her threshold for having another, so when you start fucking proper, she'll be right there with you. Get her engine revving and two minutes is all you'll need.
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Do you ever want to live life like a madman and walk around dressed in a tracksuit and say whatever the fuck you want but pretty soon you get tired and your conservative upbringing brings you back to reality and you decide to keep your job and endure the struggle to make a nice and simple living?
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It's pretty much living like an American redneck you dumb fag OP
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Yes but I couldn't stop farting from all the polish sausage.
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Are some people better off being alone?
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No. If someone is alone, they have no one to share their farts with. Humans evolved due to us living in community and sharing our funny farts. Think of all the wasted gas bombs you'd generate.
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People who have no desire to be with anyone yes. But you clearly do so no, you are not better off alone and just want to tell yourself that so you don't have to try any more, and get a free pass to bitch on 4chan about how miserable you are.
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I'm sick please fucking help me 2017-09-18 02:21:59 Post No.18733095
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I'm sick please fucking help me
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How the fuck do I make this cold/flu/whatever the fuck it is less agonizing? I've been sick for over a week now. I have the general cold symptoms (dry cough, runny stuffy nose, sneezing, major sinus pain, dizzy, ect) but for the last 2 days I've been fucking vomiting every hour or so, so I'm unable to keep food or medications down. On top of that I have a concussion that just makes everything 100x worse. Please help me I want to die :(
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Have you tried farting?
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>>18733095
Flu don't cause vomiting. Doctor, anon.
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>>18733152
With my luck I'd probably shit myself.
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Already went to ER, doctor said it was common cold, told me to wait it out. I feel like I'm dying desu
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I can't stop farting. Advice?
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Join the fuckin Marines
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>>18733053
Have you considered punching yourself on the stomach to make it stop?
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>>18733068
OH FUCK. My stomach hurts now and I'm just farting more!
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Alright so I need some help on what to do
I work at a toy store, and we do card supply stuff for magic, yugioh and vanguard.
The magic guys and event organiser are pretty cool to the store employees except for one really rude guy. But for some reason the weeb card games attract a lot of guys who are super sketchy.
One group that we were helping complained about the discounts we were giving,then had the balls to demand a portion of card sales.
They got canned
Second/current group got outted for both not marking down any preorder sales for half a year, was stealing products and apparently, were buying from the T.O at cheaper and complaining to us about being more expensive than him. And I've noticed that only one of the TO for the non magic gets a special price and discount when all the others only get a set price
Now the problem is the guy is abusing his discount and is starting to get shady with what they order through us. One of the players asked him, not us the actual employees, if the manager got the boxes for him, but tried to say it super quiet so that we don't hear him
What's the best way to approach my boss about who gets what and why for the card stuff? Imo it seems kinda unfair that everyone gets a set price while this guy gets a cheaper price and a discount while complaining about it
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And yesterday we lost a sale on card stuff because the players and the TO told him that we're too expensive, which yknow, don't bite the hand that feeds and really weird when we're the only people that supply their hobby stuff
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hahah you found your first Jew.
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>>18733066
Maybe. The first group was really jewy when they said that the 20% off is "still too little"
This guy just straight up always asks for his discount halfway into the order process
Its just my boss is a really nice guy and I hate to see people take advantage of it
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Hello, I want to drop out of College and get into a trade here in San Diego County, California. I just Turned 19 been looking into a Elevator Technician but can't seem to find a school or apprenticeship or anything. Sound Technician also seems interesting but haven't really looked into it. What do you guys think? If it doesn't seem good I'l probably take Environmental Technology classes at my college in order to become an Environmental Engineering Technician (not engineer). I just want to start family with my gf already and be comfy.
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Why don't you join the fuckin Marines?
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Why don't you join the fuckin Navy?
SD represent!
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I will ask a girl phone number and I need your help now 2017-09-18 01:55:48 Post No.18732993
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I will ask a girl phone number and I need your help now
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I'm 22 years old and university student. I saw qt girl in my class but I don't know anything about her. My plan is whether she have a bf or not and then I ask her a phone number. Dunno exactly I will get a phone number but I will try it. All i need is your advice.
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>>18733000
? I need serious help. Don't make a fun of me pls.
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Talk to her, you dip.
I'll bet you've been staring at the back of her head for the past few weeks, running through your mind what it would be like dating her and getting married and all that gay shit.
Grow a fucking pair and socialize. Find out what she likes by starting up a conversation. Literally all you have to do is act suave, lean on a desk, and say "so, you come here often?" If she's got a sense of humor then you're in. If not then you'll just post about your problems on /v/ the very next day.
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Local retard here. My younger brother goes to a school where they give the kids laptops and he was making an iMovie. He didn't know how to make an audio recording so I was showing him, and to demonstrate I made an audio recording that was just me saying "NIGGER NIGGER." (It made him laugh, that's all that matters) I deleted it and he said apparently when you delete a file on the new macs the IT department at his school get a copy of it or some shit. Is this even possible? I know they track internet history and shit, and whatever you do online is monitored, but would they be able to track files on your system from the trash can? He's worried he's gonna get fukd by the school system and they're gonna find the files but I think it's bullshit. Can't find anything about it online. Is there a way they could find the shit you do in iMovie and stuff like that?
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Assuming you just made the recording in imovie and never saved that recording you're fine. Assuming you saved it somewhere, you're still probably fine.
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Just record a thousand files of you farting or making fart noises. They are never going to sift through all of them to find the nigger.wav file.
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Being alone in 20s Normal? 2017-09-18 01:49:10 Post No.18732974
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Being alone in 20s Normal?
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How do I cope with being alone like this? I'm 24, live alone, car, job, in a big city across the country from my family. I have no friends here, and I find I'm too depressed and anti-social to make new ones.
The only regular interactions I have with people are my coworkers, my parents via phone, my long-distances friends via facebook, and sex with girls from dating apps.
I exercise and play rec sports very regularly, and i cut out video games and TV for self improvement and to not get sucked into WoW and netflix. It's the norm for me to spend friday and saturday nights at the gym, reading by myself, or staring at the ceiling in my quiet apartment not knowing what to do with my life. I'll go out to concerts and clubs sometimes (alone) just to get outside and the experiences have all been meh.
I'm too scarred from losing friends and relationships over and over again (i've relocated a bunch in my life) to form any new ones only for people to move somewhere else, get married, or whatever and leave me behind. I'm antisocial because after dealing with shit from "acquaintances" I've cut a bunch of people out of my life all together and only make an effort to contact people who have proven to me that they value my prescence and what i have to say- they can be counted on literally one hand.
I've come to accept that I'm probably going to live the rest of my like this, alone, maintaining my life from a fucking iphone always wishing for something greater, to not push papers in khakis 50+ hours a week.
Is this what "adulthood" is supposed to be?
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29 year old anon here. Your friends are about to get boring as fuck once you hit 25 anyways. I live a life like Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon, own a small mobile house close to the beach, no debt but don't own much more than that and my car. About half of the year I'm a protective security specialist in Jamaica and Dominican Republic, and in the states I blow my cash on frivolous things and live like a degenerate. It's an age and stage thing, I wish I could say it gets better but honestly it's all down hill, all people care about despite what they say is their family's. Start your own, or join the fuckin Marines. Pic related.
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>>18733016
well fuck
How do I adapt to the real world and stop trying to adapt the real world to how I would want it to be?
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Study human behaviour, learn what other people do and why.
Stop trying to make everything happen the way you want it to. You are the only person who will know what you're going to do, everything that happens in your day is an absolutely random chance.
Work on yourself and improve yourself before you start worrying about others. Make your dreams happen, go out when you want, be your own person and don't try replicate someone else they're that person for a reason.
Always be learning, Workout, Dress well, take care of yourself.
Follow that and you'll be much happier than trying to make everything workout the way you want it to.
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immediately think about other people. stop trying to think about yourself and 'improve yourself' whatever that even means, I don't know, and stand beside the people that matter to you, and grow with them. It isn't a tint, or some type of shade, you've been in the real world since you were born. I know it can feel so far away but involvement in other people's lives will refresh your mind and you'll feel like a kid again.
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Is commiting to a relationship mainly because you want to help a girl that had the worst life you can imagine and is in a very shitty position now fucked up?
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Stay away from crazy women. Also, why don't you join the fuckin Marines?
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Both of us know that you're doing it for pussy, so no.
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>>18732916
Is she single ?
Does she actually like you ?
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Is there a way to prevent that horrible horrible bad breath/mouth feeling from overnight?
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>>18732905
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash faggot in the morning as soon as you get up that's just how it is.
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>>18732905
If you eat a high fiber diet that makes for a lot of farts, your body will naturally autofart while you are asleep. This will alleviate the total body stink (TBS) contained in your body, so when you wake up your mouth won't be so stinky. It's like having a pressure valve that occasionally releases for your TBS.
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Use a tongue scraper