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Girlfriend makes more money than me, is younger. Want out every day. She pretends to be tolerable when it's convenient for her but actually pulls some seriously unacceptable shit. Endangering my life by driving recklessly, self-harm, the list goes on. Get me out of this before she takes whatever the fuck she thinks is left. Please.
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Just leave man. Building your courage to do it is the hardest part

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i need some advice/help
so the other night on my Girlfriends irthday while she was passsed out. i woke up in the middle of the night and went and tried to smash her cousin in the other room she doesnt know yet. her cousin is about to tell her what happened. does anybody got any excuses or help/advice for me im not trying to break up with her or anything but i want to come off as nothing happened. or act clueless im not sure?
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Hahahahah u r fooked. I hope she breaks up with you, you wanker
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On her birthday? Really????
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>>18664768
Ayyyy lmao

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The most beautiful girl I know lives four hours from me and speaks ESL.

Also, I've been internet friends for a year and never made a move.

Do I have a chance?
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>>18664750
probably not sorry
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>>18664765
Nothing I can do?

My only other option is to find a local girl.
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>>18664806
do that

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This girl that's into me has a pretty solid personality, I enjoy our banter, and she and others have already made it clear that she's really into me. When we talk, we flirt endlessly, and I love the way we treat each other.

But, she's a larger girl. She has a very pretty face, but I don't know if I can get into her.

What do I do here?
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No one can answer that but you
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>>18664716

Alright, I guess let me put it this way... can I keep flirting with her, and never do anything? Is that mean? Especially knowing that she's just waiting for me to make a move?

Should I just fade her out? Should I tell her I don't like her that way? Should I give this a try knowing that I'm 95% sure I'll end up making her day and then have to crush her hopes?
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Thats mean

My girl is going to study abroad for a year. I want to give her something special to remember me while she's there. Maybe something to wear but I'm open to suggestions.
She likes: GoT, Bojack Horseman, EDM, smoking.
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acid
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I want something that she'll use/wear each day to remind her that someone else somewhere misses her.
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>>18664707

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I was rear ended today and catapulted through 4 incoming traffic lanes (luckily there were no cars). But here's the kicker: I had just pulled out of a plaza parking lot shortly before being hit. Now the cops are blaming me for "not yielding for traffic" when there was ample room and the other driver was clearly not even looking at the road. There was even a witness parked at an elevated spot across the street who saw the whole thing and sided with me!

How much of a chance do I have to contest this? The person who hit me (an old hispanic bitch in a luxury car, no less) and the person who was behind her that hit her car said they were unharmed, but who the fuck knows they could suddenly develop "neck pains" tomorrow and take me to court when the bitch almost fucking killed me. Not to mention the ticket that I got for her irresponsibility (the cop literally said that she could've been asleep at the wheel and it'd still be my fault).

I've never been in an accident as the driver before, completely inexperienced with any of this. I'm shaking with rage as I type this. If you have any helpful knowledge or advice please share. I'm in the United States, Georgia to be specific if that helps.
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>>18664684
plead guilty and say you wanted to die that day but luck did not side with you
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>>18664706
Thanks for the bump at least.
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>the cop literally said that she could've been asleep at the wheel and it'd still be my fault.
And he may be right, but I wouldn't take a cops word for the law. Talk to an attorney and see if you even have a case. Be as forthcoming as possible with as much information so they can asses whether you stand a chance...

Or what you could really do, and it would cost the least amount of money, is just take it on the chin and be thankful you have insurance but also be pissed your premium is about to increase. Laws like this can be pretty black and white so the cop is actually probably right. An attorney could navigate the law to bring you on top but is it going to be worth a couple hundred dollars an hour on top of the time you'll have to take to get to court hearings.

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how should I ask morgin to home coming without being unoriginal. No sign shit thats mega unoriginal. Pic unrelated.
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>>18664649
is she a significant other to you?
or just a friend or someone that you have just seen
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A girl I have a thing with. I tried to reply but it was being weird so i hope you look at this. I really need advice guys help me.
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Just ask her, don't try to be cute

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Old thread >>18661431 hit 300 replies

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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Ladies;

If you found out that your male partner had been sexting somebody, telling them that his body was hers, to fuck him whenever and however she wanted, etc. Would you consider it cheating?

Backstory

>Meet this girl
>Really pretty, smart, huge tits, genuinely fun to talk to, boyfriend
>We start talking about sexual stuff just as preferences
>She makes it directly between the two of us
>She's sent photos to me of most of her naked body during sexting
>Told me she came twice while we were doing this
>Once called me while close to climax so that we could finish together
>Moaned my name, pretty much everything you'd expect from phone sex

I didn't really consider it cheating to begin with because it was just words, but now I'm kind of regretting it because even though we haven't actually had sex I'm "the other guy"

I 100% would not be okay with my girlfriend doing this, and they've been together for years. He's the only guy she's ever been with physically.

I'm still really interested in being her friend, she's worth more than sex, I just kind of want counsel on this from people who can't identify me for those actions. I recognise that it's shitty.

TL;DR What do you consider cheating? How would you react to your S/O sexting someone?
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>>18664670
Also bumping with art because this thread is sliding
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Ladies,

I'm a guy wanting to take it further with a girl after hooking up. I'm really trying not to be clingy, but I've got issues with that. Always have. We're in uni together, she's taking pharmacy classes so she's really busy. We hooked up last night, just not sure how to go about things now that it's happened. Just wanted to get the female perspective on these issues.

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Why is it so easy to give up? How do I stop doing it? I'm tired of being a quitter
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Start thinking about how to succeed in smaller steps instead of the entire goal at once.
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>>18664633
Don't be a flipflop
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>>18664633
Find something you actually want to commit to

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How to initiate conversations better? I'm shit at starting conversations and keeping them going. "Small talk" about things like "how are you?" "How's the weather?" Etc don't really cut it. I need some ice breakers and topics to keep the ball rolling please, I'm going to go insane over my social awkwardness if I don't fix it.
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Bump

Please I'm desperate
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welcome to da club m9
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>>18664623
get to know her first. an easy way to start conversation is talk about music she listens to or her hobbies. if she seems sad ask whats going on. ask her about a job she might have, or some shit like that.

I just recently start drinking for real and noticed that often the whole day after getting moderately drunk I have a really hazy feeling and everything seems to 'have the volume turned down' even if I didn't have a headache and woke up feeling totally fresh otherwise.

Is this normal? Am I describing a mild hangover or is there a different word for it? It's not unpleasant, just makes me less focused.
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>>18664616
Broooo, I've been having the same problem. I have no advice but as it has been happening recently also
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seems normal to me, alcohol probably doesn't leave your system that quickly
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>>18664616
Why would you want to become alcoholic?

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should i custom this shit or leave it as is? think it looks too boring
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I think the most punk thing to do nowadays is to take off all colour and graphics. All stock homeboy.

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So heres the deal, my GF has some vaginal problems and we wont be able to have vaginal sex for 2 weeks. We fuck usually on a daily basis.
Anal is a no go. Oral is open, but I don't really like it.
We've been together for 5 years and done several threesomes.

She suggests I fuck hookers, so long as she gets to pick them and I tell her what we did.

So far Im loving this idea, but ... is it a trap?
There's a catch also, I fuck hookers too sometimes anyway...

Do her suggestion or not?
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just titfuck her. sounds like drama and she might get pissy.
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That's a horrible idea. You'll survive 2 weeks of just handjobs and oral.
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If you done several threesomes I don't see why this would be a trap. But either way, unless she has a std, I'd do threesomes with her and just fuck the other pussy

>t. i just had a threesome with my gf being on her period yesterday and she just skipped penetration on her side this time

Anybody have suggestions or ways to quit jerking it? I had my first sexual experience a little while ago and it didnt go well because of my habits and I was really embarrassed. I decided to give it up as a result, but its been like a hobby for years now. I feel like I can't even be on my computer anymore.
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>>18664597
Did you pre jack?
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Please explain your sexual experience. I jack off and stil l have great sex
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bump to help anon

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need tips on how to move on from relationships. I poured a shit ton into it. Only to find out she lost interest and posted "hmu in the dms, I want people to talk to". and worst thing is that she's in four of my class periods. wut should I do?
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Rub one out, fuck other chicks, engage with your friends more, do shit you like doing, and just remember that this is a good thing, she's clearly not the kind of girl you should want in your life focus on doing better and finding someone better for yourself
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>>18664593
replying because of experience. granted i was able to get back in her pants afterwards, the best way to get over it is just wait it out man. Putting yourself out there to other girls will only prove to be useless because of your lingering feelings for said girl.
Either that or find a fwb.

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