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I haven't been on 4chan in years but can someone tell me how she would of gotten it from this website?

her search history has literally hundreds of videos of little boys gaining weight or young men being forced to gain weight. It seems to stem from using this website without my approval.
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Not sure if you are joking but fetishes aren't really picked up by mere exposure or anything like that. Not to mention feeders isn't exactly the most commonly discussed or portrayed fetish.

For what it's worth, I actually have a similar fetish (though I like stuffing more than full on weight gain) and although of course I wasn't aware as a child, I felt "funny" about cartoon scenes with characters overeating for as long as I can remember.
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Kill your daughter, checkem
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>>18666664
Speak for yourself, you assumptive fuck.

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Why do guys have to initiate everything?

It seems to me (and I could be wrong) that girls can basically do whatever and as long as they're not horrifically ugly they'll get guys asking for dates.

But for me, no matter how long I wait, I'll literally never find a girl walking up to me asking for a date. I'm almost 30 years old, so I think it's reasonable to assume this trend will continue.

How is this fair and reasonable? And don't tell me to shut up and stop bitching, girls can get away with doing what I do, what's inherently better about girls that means they don't have to even try?
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Listen here bud, only half of your male ancestors procreated. That means that tons of men have FAILED to create offspring. Women are the selectors and they can't select you if you're going to sit around and play with your dick.

Accept biology and get out there. Or perish childless
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>>18664729
If everything I do equates to sitting around and playing with my dick, so does what most women do.

Now why should I put effort into finding a women who just masturbates all day?
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It doesnt have to be like this
>mf gf added me on facebook
>she kept talking to me everyday, even when I kinda ignored her
>she suggested we did something together
>I planned something, my plan was just to fuck her
>did some stuff, sex too
>I ended up liking her
>been together for 5 years now

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post your biggest ones
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Having sex with an unattractive girl just to lose my virginity
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>>18659781
I regret breaking up with my last girlfriend, Holly.
I catch myself thinking of her and fantasizing about her alot, both romantically and sexually
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coming here, day after day, looking at the same threads ive saved on thread watcher and talking to strangers on an anonymous image board
i need to make a change

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My boyfriend just broke up with me because he said he thinks I'm a sociopath
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Good man.
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>>18669551
Good Man? this is 4chan like everyone is basically a sociopath
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Your boyfriend is a genius. I wish I would have been as smart when I was with my boyfriend.

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What do men and women talk about with each other?
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>>18669103

Topics aren't gender specific, it depends what you have in common. I have female friends I talk to about films and tv series, because we have mutual interest in them and I have female friends I talk to about uni courses and studying, because we attend same classes. With my gf I can talk to about pretty much anything, becasue we have similar outlooks and views on life and the world. Just chat about anything and find some things you're both into. It works for both men and women.
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Not the typical example, but my friends and I (all men) talk about games and work.

In terms of closer relationships, men and women just talk about their lives and their opinions. That's pretty much it, not all that different from men talking to men and vice versa though when in a relationship people are more inclined to talk about sex, though generally it's not even remotely the primary topic of conversation. Stop thinking women are some alien creatures.
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>>18669103
Depends on people. With my boyfriend - politics, news, travelling, food, sports, tv shows, books, memes, our pets, work, interior design, just life in general. We also joke around lots.

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I found a girl on tinder who looked like a 8/10 on her heavy edited profile picture and we clicked really well. We chatted for hours about politics and other stuff before we scheduled a date and I got her phone number.
Then it turns out she's actually a 4/10 once I got more pictures of her.
How do I let her down as gently as possible? I would just tell her that her profile picture fooled me and I don't want to meet up anymore but I smell many insecurities about the way she looks and I actually really like her personality. She's also messaging me constantly but I don't feel any attraction towards her anymore.
I never asked for this feel.
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>>18668688

Post pics.
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Can't you just tell her you want to be friends, like girls do? She'll understand.
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Tell her you're not as interested as you initially thought. Brutal honesty is always better than being played with.

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What do you do when your gf becomes distant? What's the best approach?
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Drag her ass to bed and fuck her.
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let her know other women still find you desirable
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Ask if she's having trouble of any sort.

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Where do people get energy when they fear they're running out?

I can't get to sleep without drinking myself to sleep, and every morning feels like there's less of me. It's barely getting cooler now and I fear I won't make it through the winter.
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>>18668099
>Having to drink yourself to sleep

>Losing all feeling when you wake up the next morning

Are you me?
Are you also a 20 year old living with his parents aspiring to something better?
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>>18668104
23, living alone, studying to a job I don't care about.
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>>18668113
What do you care about?

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Once the facade melts away, all your hopes of being someone that matters in this world, the dreams of things you create and others admire die, what do you do?

Mediocrity is a truly terrifying concept. How do you deal with that descriptor being what your life will be? Will it be the constant reminder you're not a creator, an inventor, a leader? How do you deal with being average?
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>>18667291
Combination of ice cream, csgo, shitpostibg and fucking your average gf hard each night.
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>>18667380
I have to do something with the average gf department, though. Doesn't do it for me anymore.
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>>18667382
Tier her up, blindfold her, spank her ass and fuck her like a slut she is?

http://mojoupgrade.com/

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I'm 18 and my boobs are A cup. I can't fully grab them with my small hand, though. I liked them and the way they look compared to the rest of my body. However, since I know my bf loves D/E cup breasts the most and thinks that mine are "pretty but too small" I feel bad about them. The fact that big boobs are glorified by most men and seeing my boyfriend scrolling through his social media feeds filled with sexy girls with big, bouncy boobs doesn't help. I started to hate my body & myself. I self harm. I plan on going to psychologist with the hating myself thing but I still want my boobs to be bigger. I don't like fake tits.
What age do boobs stop growing? Is there any chance for me?
I'd like to add that I started to have periods much quicker than my big-boobed friends and I take birth control pills which *probably* cause water storage in breasts & enlarge them (didn't work for me)
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Hmm, post them
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I like boobs that just fill my hands and one day you're going to ditch that loser date a guy like me and be happy.
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>>18667239
I'm not going to post them because I want to keep my body only for my boyfriend. I think it wouldn't be fair if I had posted them, even though I know he has received pics in lingerie from some girl (she's got a bf, disgusting.)

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>be me
>rent a duplex apartment
>older couple are owners, live in the other unit
>everything is good for a month or so
>pay rent in person one time
>ask to talk to me, I say sure
>spend 30 minutes telling me to stop doing everything I do
>No breakfast before 9 am, no cooking after 9 pm
>No showers before 7 am, no showers after 9 pm
>Limit your toilet paper use, please dispose of it in a trash bin NEXT to your toilet because flushing it is bad
>Also, we go through your garbage every week to look for contraband, nothing personal kid
>Realize they are crazy people
>Graduate college, so home for a few months looking for a jobbo
>Realize the old man has been coming into my apartment every day, multiple times to just check shit out or grab stuff they had asked to store in a storage closet(that they said they'd rarely use)
>Realize the old man has been drinking my liquor
>Realize he's a hardcore alcoholic
>Enters my apartment drunk as fuck, stumbles around, tries to talk to me. Literally touches me when we talk, happens weekly.
>Enters my apartment when I'm in the shower, just hangs out
>Enters my apartment and leaves the door open for hours at a time
>Enters my apartment at 6:30 am because his sink won't drain so he wanted to use mine
>Drunkenly falls and hits his head in my apartment, I have to call 911, get questioned by the cops
>They bring me my mail every day despite me asking them to stop
>They open my mail "on accident" all the time
>Start to get really weirded out by the intrusions
>Basically just camp out in my bedroom at this point
>One day, drunk old man wants to talk to me
>Enters unannounced, starts calling for me, I ignore it
>Comes to my bedroom door, knocks, enters
>Realize nowhere is safe

Losing it lads, I don't want to call the cops, but this shit is crazy as fuck
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>>18666955
Leave. FUCKING LEAVE! Why the fuck haven't you left yet?
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>>18666955
this sounds like a nightmare, is this real?
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>>18666955
As a rent paying tenant, you have rights that are being trampled
Get the law involved, move, or keep being a fucking cuck.

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How the fuck you survive uni? I had my first day in school (STEM ofc) and it was already depressing as fuck.
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I'm just gonna start day drinking
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>>18666812
I'm sitting in my car because I don't have anything to do for an hour and a half but I don't want to lose my parking spot. This is greeeeaaaaat.
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>>18666812

Think that you are now on the way to be above of 80% of the world population.

But why is it depressing ? Is it too hard ?

I want to get my gf pregnant, and I need to make it accidental. If I poke a hole in the condom with a needle, will it break to pieces when I fuck her, or only the sperm will flow through the hole?
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>>18666760
Try putting a few needle through your head.
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Poke a hole make sure she's ovulating it'll probably take a few months
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>inb4 op "accidentally" gets her pregnant and she aborts his child

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Anyone have any tips on falling to death? I'm thinking about jumping off my seven-story building. But I'm wondering if there's some things I should keep in mind to make it, I dunno, less scary and more certainly fatal or something? Or do I just jump off and not worry about it?
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Just live, you're going to die eventually anyway. ..why speed it up?
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Gorge yourself on unhealthy food. You'll die a lot happier with a heart attack instead of breaking all your bones
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>>18666471
Why not speed it up?
>>18666479
I already do that, it's not working.

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Does the "hook up" culture actually exist? How can it, when the majority of girls are only looking for something serious?
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>>18666189
Yes it does, but it depends on your age. How old are you?
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>>18666189
Yeah, but I don't really think most people are taking part in it. Like with most things, the people who do it, parade it around so and shill so hard to make it seems like everyone is doing it, but they actually just want more people to join them so they can fuck new broads / dudes.

I'm only 20 and I'm not interested in having sex outside of a relationship (Nor have I ever been in a relationship) and I think it would be dishonest of me to really think everyone my age is out having sex with random strangers haphazardly, because I don't even think my views on sex are THAT conservative.
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If you're young it definitely does.I was at a bar by my University and a 6-7/10 cold approached me just to tell me I was cute. 30-40 minutes later we were banging. I'd imagine it patters off around 23-24 for the desirable women.

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