I took 2 pregnancy tests and they both came out negative.
My period was due last week.
I'm freaking out.
I don't want to die
medfag here, relax. regardless of the outcome it's already happened so just chill.
wait three days and take a pregnancy test first thing in the morning. your first urination of the day will have the highest concentration of hCG, the hormone the strips test for. if it's negative repeat it every three days. you don't need to go to the doctor unless you test positive, or consistently test negative and don't get your period for 4 weeks following the date that it was supposed to end. you can do the tests every day if you want but it's a waste of money.
start thinking about what you would do if you are pregnant. are you old enough to raise a child and do the absolute best you could? i had an abortion at 19 and thought nothing of it- a human embryo is less of a life to me than a cow is, so it was simple. you may have different values. think about what's important to you.
>>18667188
Theres a thousand reasons your period would be late or missed.
>>18667188
>having sex without being ready to accept responsibility and consequences
Are you 14?
Dont worry, period can be like 3 weeks late for no reason at all. Btw the more stress the later your period will come.
If you had unprotected sex, visit gyno and have a test.
How do you stop wanting to kill yourself?
College always makes me realize how lonely I am, and being as low confidence and depressed I am, I don't think that'll change soon.
I don't find joy in things I used to enjoy doing like vidya or working out.
I just want to be happy.
I just want to be happy.
Chadpill was the most brutal pill that I ever swallowed.
You need a woman in your life, anon.
you have to bite the bullet and just talk to people. Take solace in the fact that even if you fuck up and look dumb to whoever you try to befriend, remember that its college and you likely won't ever see them again after this. That and nobody ever goes through life without looking dumb to someone every now and again.
>>18667176
Women have caused a lot of my depression.
Always fucked it up because I never learned to be happy with myself so I would latch onto someone showing me the slightest affection.
What should I know before moving into a house with four complete strangers?
Is there any advice I can get to help me survive on my own for a year?
Bump, same situation
>>18667147
invest in a bathroom ceiling vent
Don't eat your roommates food and don't let their freeloading asses eat yours (without permission)
Sometimes I get fruit in a can and my cat drinks the syrup/juice on top. I then consume the contents altogether. Am I going to die?
Yes you're going to die. That's not the formula for immortality. You're a little sick in the head but since you enjoy doing this keep doing you.
>>18667530
>not the formula for immortality
What if it is though? What if the key to living forever is eating canned fruit and cat saliva?
>>18667144
Do you have any idea how dirty a cat's mouth is? How do you not know this? How are you not dead from bacterial infection yet? Unbelievable
I am 18 but I still look 16. I have acne, weak facial hair (a faint moustache and course chin hair) and my voice still very much sounds like a teenagers.
If it wasn't for having a wide frame from lifting, I am fairly certain I would have my ID turned down.
I spent years training shoulders and lats because my hips were wide. Now however, I do look like I have quite wide shoulders.
(However I am not sure if that's from lifting or I genuinely don't have wide hips.)
I am suspect that my hormones aren't very normal.
I also have a lot of physiological problems I never addressed and haunt over me.
Idk what to do. I have a burning desire to be a man.
I want a full beard, I want a deep voice, I want to be energetic and strong. I want to be the stereotypical image of a man.
But despite trying so hard I can't reach that goal.
In all fairness I am not even a week older than 18.
>>18667075
Waitll youre 29 and you cant tell the difference between an 18 year old and a 13 year old.
Like jesus christ dude of all the complaints. Youre still a child ffs.
>>18667082
I am so sick of you beta old faggots saying the same thing
Literally just kill yourself instead of replying to my post, cause I won't read it old man.
LOL
>>18667075
You're a fucking teenager, of course you look like one too. Give it 10 years and then come back to complain if the situation is the same.
I have a chronic condition where I always have pain in my right nut and I can only ejaculate once or twice a month tops because it hurts too much otherwise.
Will this preclude me from ever being in a relationship?
Absolutely not. Married anon here, and we have penetrative sex something like once a month.
This isn't because we don't have sex, far from it. We just mostly do non-penetrative sex, primarily oral.
Still sucks, though, OP. But there's plenty of intimate and sexual things you can do that don't involve just ejaculating. You can also easily revolve a relationship around stuff aside from just sex. The best relationships are based in friendship, anyways.
This doesn't define you or any relationship (or lack of) that you have. There is always another route to take, always another option you can try.
And I'm sorry, OP. That sounds like it really sucks. I hope you find treatment that makes it better.
>>18667072
I know this will sound super retarded but
>have you tried to tell this to your doctor?
Maybe vasectomy or removing one of your testicle will do the trick (one is more than enough).
>>18667072
Vericocele? I have that too in my left nut. there's surgery for that but for me it hasn't gotten to that point. You should be fine.
Finishing my last year of university starting this september, I'm 25 and a virgin... how can I leave this last year NOT a virgin?
Heres the thing
On tinder and online apps, girls are attracted to me, whenever I post my pic they say I'm attractive or make comments like "Daddy!! <3<3". I have a dark/handsome masculine look going on with a bit of a strong jaw and what I'm told are intense eyes. I've been told I do look a little intimidating too. When I tell these girls that I meet online that I'm a virgin, they're always shocked and say they don't believe me and try to figure out whats wrong with me etc.
I get matches and we talk and sometimes if I asked them for a date I'm almost positive they'd say yes (I don't because I'm not THAT attracted to them or they're not my type and I don't want to use them)
I've even sexted with girls and they send me nudes and I send them back etc.
**BUT** when it comes to in person I turn into a different guy, I assume that they don't really want to talk to me and that they're not attracted to me, so I never bother approaching them
The times I HAVE talked to girls in person it's almost always went well (except a couple times where they politely said they had a boyfriend) and I've made good female friends but I never really tried to escalate it beyond that because I assume they're not interested in that way
How can I change this before I leave college a virgin in my mid 20s?
>>18667067
>I assume they don't want to talk to me
There's your problem. Stop putting yourself in this mindset.
Instead assume they want to talk. You have to actively think about this. It's all about what mindset you put yourself in.
>>18667081
>>18667081
The thing is though, I look at a cute girl who doesn't even look my way, who barely acknowledges my existence, whos doing her own thing and wonder which one those support more, that she wants to talk to me or that she doesn't want to talk to me?
The obvious answer is that she doesn't want to talk to me so I never try
bomp
How do I go from the average 8th grade algebra student with a B to a valid victorian
>>18667039
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>>18667039
You have to be in 8th grade to do so.
Are you in 8th grade?
>valid victorian
The first step is to look up big words to see if you're spelling them correctly.
Next, always put school first and try to build good relationships with your teachers. This means getting all your work done on time, finding the study method that works best for you, and showing your teachers that you're making a genuine effort to do well in their classes.
Start studying things you're interested in outside of school. Whether that means watching lectures online, or just browsing some wikipedia articles from time to time, get in the habit of reading about academic subjects on your own time.
This is an 18+ site by the way.
What the fuck do women want?
>>18666993
Not you, apparently.
>>18666993
It doesn't matter. It's about what you want. Do that and women will want you. They want a man who wants things for himself.
>>18667018
Thid this this this this thisssss.
Women actually hate it when a guy would do anything and sacrifice anything for them. Thats the most beta shit ever. Women want a guy wgo has his own shit going on and puts his own goals above all else. Any woman rhat pretends othwrwise is just teying to toy with your emotions. Admiration is a one way street.
I have taken 36mg of pure Molly in about 2 days, and it was my first time also. People tell me that shit can be dangerous which has me paranoid.
Anything I can do or will be fine /adv/?
pic unrelated
36mg is totally within bounds man, i've had pills in the 200s range over the course of a few hours and managed to keep my act together
>>18666981
i'm really relieved to hear that, just shit i've stuck to weed for so long so i didn't know what i was doing and my friends were just fucking with me getting me paranoid.
thanks a lot anon
36mg of MDMA is like 1/3 a recreational dosage, individual pills in my area sometimes have 10x that, you'll be fine.
Do research on drugs you plan on taking and even better get testing equipment, drugs sold as MDMA which aren't MDMA can be dangerous.
Is it worth making a tinder account If I want an actual girlfriend who isn't a whore? I'm a 20 year old with no romantic contact at all, and I really hate the idea of one night stands and things like that. Am I the wrong demographic for this app? I feel like the app could be good for exposing me to a large pool of people, but then I start to think about it also kind of seems for hookups .tldr will I be able to find modest qts on tinder?
>>18666965
>Is it worth making a tinder account If I want an actual girlfriend who isn't a whore?
Who do you think uses Tinder?
Tinder is mostly hookups, I'm sure people find love there but it's probably pretty rare. If you're not a 7/10 or better, online dating is going to be shit for you if you're a straight male, anyway.
I know a few people who have got relationships from Tinder, reasonably long ones, I haven't used it though so can't give any first hand experience.
>>18666978
A few friends got their gfs there too. I personally use it to get girls for threesomes. Online dating is for everyone, there's not one exclusive public there
Is this girl I met off backpage relationship material?
Pic related? I don't think so.
>>18666962
>backpages
>relationship material
>based off of a picture
Do you really need an answer?
>>18666962
>those clothes
>that stole
Looks like any random club slut who shoves 28 dicks in a week and is looking for someone who pays everything.
Find some marriage material.
>gf and I break up
>life is objectively better in many ways without her
>still occasionally get sad about it
Why?
Biological imperative, it's just your reptile brain trying to push you into having babies. Try to ignore it.
Because you're not a robot who calculates gain/loss but a human being who grew attached to her in ways, or just misses intimacy and associates that with her, or whatever else. Emotions are not convinced by logic.
>>18666914
Same. I finally got much shit together. Quit smoking weed. Got much more fit. Much more sociable. Reconnected with friends and family. Don't want to suicide any more. Hell even had a super hot girl try to grind on me at the club
but I miss my ex nigga. sometimes i miss being a slightly overweight loser because i had this beautiful nurturing girl who was intimate with me in every way.
Pretty much looking for any minimalist hobbies out there that I could get into.
Thus far I got an empty punching bag that I fill with jeans, I maxed out my tonfa training (galvanized pipe filled with cement), and from time to time I practice/modify recurve bows with PVC and some paracord.
Anyone got any other sustainable and cheap hobbies I could do? I was told handiwork however that'll involve an investment in tools and materials.
Whatever can provide me useful skills is more than welcome.
>>18666909
Whittling? Card tricks? Pirating PC games? Don't base your hobbies on the cheapest you can find it won't make you happy.
>>18666917
>>18666917
I'm poor so I'm happy with any hobbies I can try/keep doing. If it's expensive then there's no point doing it if I'm limited to my wallet.
However I do agree that cheaper isn't better.
>>18666909
Do you specifically mean diy stuff like you mention? O hobbies in general? Because loads of them do not require many stuff or anything at all.
Drawing, for example; If you really wanna save up, you can get a pencil, pencil sharpener and an eraser than head up to some print shops and just ask for a couple of A4's from each and learn how to draw from the internet.
You can do calisthenics which cost literally nothing. You can learn magic tricks with a 1$> deck of cards. You can listen to all sort of instructions and lectures on youtube and git smort.
The world is your oyster man.
I'm 25, burger and live with my parents. With my job, savings rate and modest returns I will 100% certain be a millionaire by 35. Should I just say fuck it and stay put? I've never had luck with girls but I try, although honestly at this point I could take it or leave it. I do a ton of traveling in my free time so it's not like i chan myself home.
I'd be interested in hearing your opinions on it.
If your "luck with girls" is based on an inability to form relationships whith others, then you probaby need to start doing something about it. If however you're just not particularly interested in girls I say fuck it, you don't need to live up to anyone elses expectation.
>>18666784
>I will 100% certain be a millionaire by 35
How can you say that when you don't even know if you'll live to 35?
>>18666845
Really made me think
>>18666833
I was raised in a very strict,religious,high achieving household and basically look down on most people. The rare girl that I can find that I click with is either taken or some religious fanatic.