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>>18670327
If she has never had a boyfriend and is a virgin just hold her hand at some point in the movie. She will appreciate the fuck out of that if she likes you.

If she has never had a boyfriend and has fucked, then do whatever you want because she is a slut. Nail and bail.

>>18670342
Are virgin women really this common that they're the only people you'll date?

>>18670342
I did the hand holding, is a kiss goodbye a possible??

>>18670256
Uhhhh down here in Florida we got the greatest beach with the highest shark attacks, sure we got the niggers but we also got the KKK. Settle in a KKK neighbourhood and you'll be burning crosses in no time. You fucking racist piece of shit DIE HOE! DIE YOU HOE!

>>18670256

anywhere that cost a lot to live, comparatively. and no thats not compared to non beach property.

look up real estate in various beach properties and compare them. Santa Monica may be expensive to live but its not nearly as expensive as malibu. guess which one has more degenerates?

>>18670256
Greece

Continuing.

Sometimes I genuinely think I would sacrifice myself to save humanity or a large sum of people, whatever the scenario is. Idk why, maybe a lot of other people think this as well, but I think my sacrifice would be worth it if it meant everyone got to live and enjoy the rest of their lives. This is why I feel guilty about living in such a luxurious life, even as a poor college student. Because I know that I can give my life up right now and aid those that are in need. Why don't I do it? I don't know. Perhaps I think that isn't the best approach to solving our problems. At the same time, I want to live my life, however.


If any of you have similar thoughts, please share. I'd love to discuss.

I thought I could help other people. But the universe sets the rules. And the rule is you have to look after yourself first before you can help others. In fact, if you want to help other people you must look after your own basic needs first and your families.
Then go help out in the third world and shit once you got it together

>>18670278
That's the thing though, pretty much everyone in a first world country has all their basic needs satisfied.

>>18670147

She's not going to call you back. Women typically aren't super excited to hang out with the dude they got drunk and fucked after knowing them for a few hours. Its a thing you do and then move on. One night stands don't turn into relationships. She doesn't even know you, dude. Move on. These are the rules.

>>18670155
Thanks...guess I have the few pics I snapped lol. Fap material anyway.

>>18670158
Unless you plan on doing this a lot I'd recommend getting rid of them. No use in getting attached.

Girls go to frat parties precisely to get fucked by frat guys. Stop putting women on a pedestal.

Just be friendly and outgoing, talk to girls in class/clubs or whatever. Don't put too much pressure on yourself to fuck them right away, just get to know them and it'll happen eventually.

>>18670156
Yeah that too, there are a number of reasons that's not a good bet. There aren't many non-frat parties at my college, though.

It was one person nigga, don't generalise an entire bracket of people
It sucks that you're hurt but the #1 tip is to be confident but not arrogant. That way you lead yourself in pursuit of happiness and not some bullshit insecure picture of what you think society wants you to be
Just have your shit together and then you'll find a woman as a result. Focus on yourself first.

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Go gay, its the best way!

I'll agree with you that women in your age range nowadays are getting more confused due to them having to figure out their homronal changes, masculine things like career..

Yet it's unhealthy for you to generalize them all like that. To jump start your dating game again, why not begin with some positive attitudes? It'll help you attract lots of girls with positive personalities. Also, learn to be self-sufficient.

First option: try some drugs, for all the hypocrite hate they get you won't believe the ammount of people who smoke a joint first thing when they arrive at their house after dealing with life.

Also alcohol makes you more social, just take it really slow, I recomend drinking some water between each beer/cocktail.

Also the first step towards being more social is to smile at people, just smile whenever you make eye contact with any person.

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>>18670103
You're only 21 anon, you are young enough to make significant changes that can set you on the correct path. I understand the suicide feeling all too much. I'm 36 and wish I would have made serious life changes, but now I feel completely fucked. Please don't squander your youth.

Dude, you are young. You have a temporary problem, and are thinking about a perminant solution. Start lifting heavy weights. Learn about how to exercise properly online. Start smoking moderate ammounts of weed. Carpentry is a very marketable skill, not to mention lucrative. Save as much as you can and get your own place, minimum a car if you don't already have one. Get a hooker. They actually take more care to keep their pussys clean than the average bar skank.

yeah, no. stop trying to think that medication or therapy will fix you. it's necessary. without it, you'd be too weak to ever get out of this. but the actual work is still yours to do. what do you think? there's a reason you got depressed in the first time and medication won't make that vanish. you need to pinpoint the issue and then find strategies to handle it.
that's like having a car with a broken engine and wondering why putting in fuel won't make it drive again.

>>18670067
This, OP. The medication gets you part the way there, but the real healing requires bud. When you smoke ganja, you rise above all sorrow.

>>18670056
Depression comes from a feeling of no control. Lacking control in a part of your life?

Yes.

Depends where you live. If a regular place, no. If an expensive place, yes. A graphic T would be juvenile. Not a plain T. If you don't want to dress haute, don't. I see a lot of young men try to, and it just doesn't work on most of them.

Yes. Go to /fa/ and read the sticky

how about bringing wet wipes with you?
would be a lot easier

>>18670021
Not a bad concept, but idk how I feel about carrying around wet wipes all the time. I can't take them out just to go to the washroom becasue then i'd be signalling to everyone in the office I'm about to unload

Poop comes from the food you eat.

If you want to poop differently, eat differently.

Weird women exist. They're not all totally fugly. Just gotta find one that fits your weird.

Dating weird men would give them a bad rep with other people, that's literally it.

because theyre weird... duh

all moms are like this OP, whether you like it or not. she only wants you to learn about responsibility and believe me, you'll thank her for being unfairly harsh to you in the future

also for more context how old are you OP?

>>18669996
You should probably ask her what's wrong, she might be going through something that you don't see because you are so absorbed in your own life. She might be a jerk if this happens extremely often, or she might just be having personal issues.

that's because coffee grounds belongs into the compost. now it will rott away in the garbage and smell aweful until it's full enough to get put outside.
that was a really stupid thing to do. but your mom is also a cunt.

>>18669984
Just ghost her, she'll be fine.

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> not posting the full gif

4U

>>18670049
What do you mean with "ghost her"? Ignore her?

>>18670055
Didn't knew it was a gif, ty man <3

Classic deathgrip syndrome. She's not as tight as you're accustomed to, so you can't keep it up while you're in. Take a few more weeks without beating your meat or trying to fuck and see what happens.

>>18669969
>would use an iron grip, so much so that i would sometimes get bruises.
Assuming this isn't a troll, because holy shit, but dude your dick might be broken. Seriously. Nerve damage and shit. Of course fucking pussy feels like nothing to you. The only prayer you have is nofap for the foreseeable future and hope you can find a way to get off with her.

>>18669969
>I tried to blame it on masturbating but havent touched myself in 2 weeks but when i used to beat my meat i would use an iron grip, so much so that i would sometimes get bruises.

Dude, it took me until my tenth fuck to orgasm from anything she did, and that was still a handjob. You're going to have to unwork years of habit-ingrained instinct. Luckily, the process is fun, and women like to be eaten even more than they like to be filled, so you have nothing to worry about except your own impatience.

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That doesn't sound like a serial killer fantasy. That sounds like you want a dominant female to violently bully you into jizzing.

>>18669927
>Death Grips & Xanax
F-fuck you