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>>17961571
Keep busy, fuck other girls

Maybe try to think of bad times you had with her?
Like al the shit she put you trough. Lot of people feel like you about their ex, but you'l find someone else eventually

>>17961571
She probably is having a great time riding big dicks instead of getting creeped out by you.

>>17961564
This is me I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up in the morning feel shitty all day sick kinda and really woozy and tired and that after it's time to sleep and everything is done I'm wide awake


I think part of it is anxiety

>>17961564
stop smonking big weeds

Ive been like this for two years

I cant function as a normal human being

The worst part? I used to be normal..

>>17961562

Improving your life is worth it. Full stop. Anything that might follow is a bonus.

>>17961565
Okay, I will improve my life significantly while believing it will win her over. If it doesn't, god help me.

self improvement should come from a behaviour of self love, rather than trying to impress somebody
incidentally, doing so will end up making you more attractive as a person

>>17961516
Have you talked to a recruiter about pushing back your job due to family emergency?

>>17961516
A job vs. the last time you might see your mom.

Fuck the job.

>>17961519
yes. i did it in november when she suddenly got worse. he offered me this contract and said it would be fine if i needed more time. but i have second thoughts about joining anyway. delaying for a new contract just delays this decision. if he doesn't give me a contract by april i will need to go to MEPS again, which honestly is a pain in the ass for everyone

>>17961503
She's not attracted to you

Just don't have sex with her for months. Just fap to porn and cuddle her after. Get yourself sexually independent.

>>17961503
>>17961511
Or leave her lol. Are you 100% happy in the relationship? 80%? Give us a percentage.

Don't do it anon.

If i were going to do it I would just get some heroin/morphine online and OD. Completely painless. Just feel comfortable and go to sleep.

>>17961494
But I really want to stress how retarded it would be to kill yourself right now. At least try to rob a bank and go on a mean bender first. Drugs, women and high speed thrills.

cutting your own artery is the most stupid way of killing yourself.

It is painful slow and really dumb.

>>17961489
Friends are not easy to make. The best advice I can give you is go online and join some social groups. In my experience, it is best not to work with your friends. They don't act the same way at work as they do when you are hanging out.

>>17961489
If you got this far I doubt that they all hate you. This is probably you reflecting your own thoughts onto others.

You just hate yourself.

>>17961498
Ditto

>and for some reason I felt perfectly okay with that
It seems like you just had too much, not a panic attack. If it were one, you wouldn't have been okay with it.
Just take down the amount you consume and find what seems right for you.

I guess a more important question would be why you even want to be a 'blazer'.

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>>17961488
Actually had that dying but feeling bliss thing. And stilll do sometimes while high and meditating on kundalini or chakras. I guess id describe it as ego death? For a bit you feel nothing just floating in ur head with your eyes closed thinking of nothing but your breathing.

If it fucking sucks for you why would you want to do it?
Secondarily keep in mind you're taking a drug which, as all drugs do, has side effects which in this case can fuck uo your mental health

weird
im thinking about inviting my friend to fuck my gf togather
whats the big deal

>>17961482
I'll never experience such a party where drugs and sex mix together and yet, I can only feel a vague disappointment uniquely for the lack of knowledge and feelings.

It seems incredibly degenerate (at least, I would have said that before /pol/ made that word a meme) and I don't really expect people having a threesome under crack to get their shit together and find happiness. Drugs have secondary effects on mental balance.

Anyway, dump the girl and get your shit together.

Give us more details please.

>Do girls show their breasts to male doctors?
Yes, if they need to

>Do the doctors act unprofessional
Not in my experience, but of course there's a rotten egg or two out there

>and look for reasons to touch them and masturbate later?
There are probably some out there, sure, but the vast majority are aware that any complaint against them could lose them their career

>Can girls request a female doctor?
Yes, if there's one available, which isn't always the case. Most women recognise that doctors are professionals and are seeing their boobs in a clinical setting and there's nothing to worry or be insecure about though

Let me guess: your girlfriend or oneitis you don't have the balls to make a move on needs to see a male doctor and you're insecure and think he's going to feel her up

>>17961477
No I just used to date a girl who with giant breasts and I always wondered if people did stuff to fap

I thought there was some sort of law where you can request a same gender doctor

>>17961479
Doctors don't touch boobs for the fun of it, there's always going to be a reason, like if the woman's found some change in them and wants to have them checked for breast cancer.

You are a pervert, and don't even try to deny it.

Finish college you son of a bitch

>>17961457

I'm sorry...
I'm really too stupid to do it.
Thinking about doing that stuff for the rest of my life makes me want to an hero.
I am trash.

>>17961471
Just tell your parents you want to talk.

Tell them that you haven't found what you want to do yet and want to drop out of college so that you don't waste time or money.

Say that your sorry for being indecisive and that you need time to find out what you want to do.
You should probably get a job and try living by yourself for a bit so that you realize how hard is to make a living.

What if you shoot all your possessions and then burn yourself?

>>17961456
Hi OP. I'm in the same boat. If something doesn't change this year I will be killing myself. See you in hell, my man.

>>17961456
Hold out man. My life didn't turn good until I was 28.

When your intestines are falling out of a hole in your chest, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep them from getting more damaged than necessary. It won't be pretty or graceful, but at least you'll get through the night.

It's like that. Excuse me for not being a good ballet dancer when I'm falling apart. Cuck.

This is /adv/, go write in your deviant-art journal.

And fuck you for acting like you could read my mind. Fuck you for acting like you understood the situation, and fuck you for saying you would listen to whatever woes I carried with me when it clearly wasn't the case. Fuck you for your weakness and cowardice.

History teacher. That's literally it.

Or you can go back to school and get a quick business degree.

Not entirely useless. Do you like any specific area, or just broadly likes history?

If you like specific stuff, dude, research and write articles on it. It doesn't pay bills, but it fills CVs, as well as keep you productive.
Reach out a professor you liked, or thought acessible, or simply thinks they hardy enough to accept helping you into writing stuff.
It may not be much today, but it may open up more opportunities in the near future. Just never allow your brain to go stale, or your life will follow.

Writing papers/research is actually fun, if you like writing. As I said, it does not pay bills, and I don't know about where you live, but if you write enough relevant stuff, you may be offered ... I forgot the word, but those programs where they pay for your continued education (so you get a master's for free, or half the price, or a phd), and even if not one of those, you may get a payment to do research, so it's not entirely useless, mate.
Just don't be naive in thinking that by just graduating, you'll be getting a job. Not even physicians get it this easy after med school.

>>17961374
Almost any Ba is useless. You need to accessorize it with a Masters in a field you're interested in.

Hiii buddyyy. It's me, your teacher!!! Maybe you shouldn't be on this website 'me thinks' ha-ha!!

>>17961344
this easily describes personality archetypes that a large majority of the population could identify with. general traits under the guise of specificity. similar to astrology. why do people waste so much time. at least waste it on quality shit.

>>17961368
I know, which is why all traits except for selflessness and longing to free oneself from the material, which is a gray area for me, frightened me.