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I have stopped using heroin and deleted my contacts i have been sober for 4 days i have a job interview this week on wednesday while going through withdrawls i used an OTC sleep aid and today i looked up that the active ingredient can cause a false positive should i be worried or should i buy a detox drink from the head shop
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>>17963326
Detox drink. Also congrats.
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>>17963326
What job are you applying for?
I rarely hear about drug tests unless you're operating heavy machinery.
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Btw I have gone through morphine withdrawal. End of week one things feel a lot better. What's the job? I can't imagine having to do a job interview during withdrawal. Btw your life is about to get immeasurably better if you apply the dedication, discipline and perseverence that you need to quit a hard opioid. Now the only thing I'm addicted to is money and making myself /fit/.
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So in my classes there this girl I'm crushing on (yes it's me, I made like 3 threads this week) and I've Been really scared to ask her out because I'm just a pussy...well today in class she asked me for something and I just said sure but I feel kinda bad now. In class she asked me "can I use this" in a weak high tone and I thought it was cute but I felt kinda intrigued. So far I've been here for a week and don't have much friends and I never see her really talking so I think it'd be cool for us to hang out but I'm just too scared to approach her and talk. Should I give up already? This has been going on since about wensday and I still haven't talked to her baka.
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>>17963318
Just go for it anon. You don't want ot be left thinking about what could have been.
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>>17963344
Oh I tell myself to do it and know it's the best thing but fuck I can never bring myself to it
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>>17963361
You need a good plan. Is there any way you can ask her a question? Ask her the time. Do anything to strike up a conversation, then gauge her reaction. I let the perfect one get away and I don't want that to happen to you as well.
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Hey /adv/ for the last 5 days or so I have been feeling this slight pain in my middle left abdomen. I am going to to schedule doctors appointment soon but im trying to save money right now. I think its mild pancreatis because im a bit of a alcoholic but the weird thing is it only hurts when i move a certain way.
Anyone have any prior experiences with this? Is it like a pulled muscle or some shit or actually my pancreas?
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He'll take blood work most likely. In the meantime just fucking hydrate like a mad cunt. And that doesn't mean more vodka you degenerate
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>im a bit of a alcoholic
You made your bed, now sleep in it. I'm kidding, just go to the ER.
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>>17963333
Vodka is for slavs. But ok sounds good, good idea.
>>17963340
I hope I dont have to go to the ER, fuck insurance hah.
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What's good /adv/ice?
I need some Intel on a gray area about women's clothing.
My best friend is a crossdresser and I thought it would be nice to get him something he might like. However when I look online to see all these outfits/uniforms there is one major problem. Everything is fitted to women with breasts. I tried searching boob-less outfits, but that only removed the boob area and I doubt my friend would care for that.
So my problem is I don't know what the type of clothes are called when the outfit fits the breasts whether it's small or large.
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Female clothes are designed to fit women with different cup sizes. Obviously this leaves the extremes unsatisfied: notably if you have huge boobs, that means you can choose between wearing a tent that fits right around the breasts, or always having huge cleavage and stuff that's way too snug around the boobs.
There exist labels with stuff especially for petite women but it is quite expensive and usually primarily aimed towards very short women anyway. I would just pick something that doesn't focus on the chest area (so not meant to have cleavage etc) and your friend will be fine. It's not like there's a specific amount of extra fabric for a specific cup size, it's roomy and designed to accomodate ladies of different sizes. Women with natural AAs also wear regular clothing.
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>There exist labels with stuff especially for petite women but it is quite expensive and usually primarily aimed towards very short women anyway.
There in lies another problem. My friend is tall, like 6'4 or around there. I just know that he doesn't prefer clothing that has extra space on the front where the breasts go.
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>>17963342
Your friend is too tall to be a crossdresser.
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How to get a good job? 2017-01-16 11:25:52 Post No.17963268
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What should I do to get financially stable? I'm 22 and I consider myslef a blank slate. I can become anything. But what? What degree should I get that will help me in life? What will earn a decent amount of money?
I'm trying to look at my life positively and move forward but I don't know where to start. I already have a small casual job but I need a career for the long term.
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>>17963268
No one?
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>>17963268
Do something you like doing, and go to school for it.
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Business degree just do it.
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How do normies even have sex on the regular?
I tried several dating website and tinder and it's litterally impossible to pull a girl unless you are a turbo chad or going for 2/10
are hooks-up just a huge meme and don't happen IRL ?
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>>17963255
Have you considered you are not charming enough?
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>>17963262
This. Tinder doesn't exist for nothing, there are many girls looking to get laid and they don't necessarily only want 9/10 Chad dick. What they do want is a guy who
>has something going for him personality-wise (be witty, interesting, engaging, intelligent - not all of them, just anything at all)
>is non-threatening and doesn't look like a creep who will secretly record them or pull off the condom mid-way through or whatever
>makes them feel like sex with him is going to be a fun experience for both of them
The third is mostly achieved through flirting and if you're a good flirt, #1 is taken care of already as well.
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>tfw normies are a meme
>tfw everybody is a neckbeard
>yes even your mom and porn actresses
>everything is 3d produced
>irl doesn't exist, it'a just a meme made by reptilians to convince us to stay in during the nuclear winter and make our race fade due to lack of reproduction
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Do exes come back?
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>>17963229
You know that feeling you get when something about someone just irks you and it's enough of a reason not to want to hang out with them?
The answer is no.
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>>17963229
they do come back, but they wait enough so you don't really care about them anymore.
t. all my exes realised it was dumb to leave me but was too late lol
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Female sexual dysfunction???
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Someone help me please. I'm a normal lesbian with normal libido and everything, but I can't get wet anymore. I doesn't matter what I do, if I watch porn or look at pics of naked ladies or remember the best fucks ever, I can only get lubricated if I make out with a hot girl long enough, but once we start having sex I dry up quickly and it's very frustrating. I do get aroused in any sexual situation and I feel my vulva pulsating, my clit gets hard and I can easily achieve an orgasm but I can't get wet like I used to and it's so frustrating. Could it be physiological? I don't smoke, I don't do drugs and drink very rarely. My diet is ballanced, I'm not overweight, I'm not on birthcontrol or any kind of meds. I'm mentally stable and my overall health is fine. I'm so tired of this... Has anyone had the same issue?
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splash water on it
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Stay hydrated. Use lube. Why does it matter?
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Maybe talk to your OB because there are conditions that would cause that. Otherwise, find a nice water-based lube in a flavor you enjoy and have fun
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Yesterday I was a fucking idiot and smoked weed in my new apartment without using any robust way of masking the smell. All I had was a candle. I went nose blind but I KNOW my neighbors could smell it because at one point I heard someone liberally spray an air freshener outside the door (it leads straight outside). I was sure I was getting the cops called on me but it was okay.
I've read on different ways on hiding the smell but none seem very robust. I also don't want to open a window because obviously the people around me aren't okay with it and will get suspicious - It's a pretty family-heavy neighborhood that I've seen so far anyway.
I'm probably going to buy a dry herb vaporizer and a can of air freshener today. Would that combo work? Any other things I can try with these two things?
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I wouldn't worry about it too much. People smoke weed all the time.
What kind of building do you live in? Maybe keep your smoking to one room like the bathroom where you can run the exhaust fan.
Also, the cops can't to shit just because they smell weed outside your door. In the rare case they actually come knocking, just don't answer.
In my city there's no way the cops would give a shit about someone smoking weed in their apartment
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>>17963133
I live on the first floor of a 1b1br. I think the other 3 around me (2 below, 2 above, in a stairwell nook) are the same. I have no idea if the ventilation is connected to the apartment above me. Might be good to know...
It's on the north edge of Raleigh NC, which is pretty moderate, I guess. Definitely not legal. Would opening up a window really not be an issue?? I can only think that it would just attract suspicion towards my general direction.
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This is why they say people who smoke get paranoid.
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An anon pointed out that, put into a modern context, these pieces of dating advice for young women would be valid for young men in 2017.
What does /adv/ think?
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2/13
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Pretty odd question I guess
>26 years old
>Served in the military when I was 18
>Met beautiful girl A who was a couple of years older then me
>Talked to her sometimes, but didn't have the guts to ask her out
>She finished her service a few months later
>6 years and many relationships later I'm doing my M.Sc.
>Really hit it off with girl B from my lab, we become close friends
>Ask her out, she isn't interested
>Remain friends, but a lot colder than before
>A couple of months later I meet my most recent girlfriend, and at about the same time girl B leaves the lab and moves to another lab in the campus
>Last year, I suddenly meet girl girl A in my campus. I didn't even recognize her but she called me out right away
>Doing her PhD
>Still beautiful as fuck
>I don't really care because I have a girlfriend I love and am happy with
>Still keep in touch, have a few friendly talks
>Somehow girl A becomes really close friends with girl B
>A couple of months ago, break up with my girlfriend after a two year long relationship
>Still have friendly talks with girl A and girl B here and there, I know they hang out together nearly every day
>Really considering asking girl A out
Long introduction, the question is - Will it be inappropriate to ask girl B about whether girl A is seeing anyone considering that I asked her out last year?
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>>17963050
In the last line it should be
>considering that I asked her out two years ago
Sorry about that
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Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nope.
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>>17963050
Why don't you ask girl A out yourself?
How do you force someone to take their meds?
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>>17963049
Hide them in a cube of cheese
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can u dissolve zyprexa in water?
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please respond
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Storytiem:
>be me
>be socially retarded university student
>develop crush on a girl in my classes
>dick around helplessly for months
>finally summon the balls to make a move
>get rejected
>feel absolutely crushed
>cut all contact to her
>'not gonna be some pathetic orbiter guy'
fast forward several years
>lost all drive to achieve something in life
>probably because of her
>or rather my failure to get her
>'I was good academically - didn't help me, did it?'
>'why bother with this shit'
>never finished university
>worked minimum wage jobs
>had a girlfriend in between
>now in sales (barely above minimum wage) but my own apartment and car
>occasionaly look her up on google
>apparently she finished university and works in the field we both studied
>lives somewhere too far away to bother
>well, whatever
fast forward to now
>look her up again (something I would do every 3 months or so)
>she moved back and works in my area again
>I could literally bump into her while shopping
>she looks absolutely adorable after all these years
What do?
I'm sooo close to contact her ever if I'm 98% sure this will only lead to pain and bullshit in the end.
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Holy shit dude. You have too many problems to ever be in a relationship.
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>>17963001
Stop using some poor girl who interacted with you for four whole minutes of your life as an excuse for all your problems. You're headed down the road to a SWAT team outside of your house because you kidnapped her to keep in a sex dungeon in your basement
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>>17963015
very very good first sentence
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So I was browsing on OKCupid, change the filter setting to match my by distance, and the first result is my ex girlfriend, and we're a 98% match with 0% enemy. Having a a lot of emotions. Kind of want to just deactivate my profile before she sees it but the morbidly curious side of me is hoping I find her in my 'Visitors' list.
I was and am pretty much over her, in fact I have a date tomorrow night with a girl, though now the fact my date is with a 78% match has shaken me a bit. Part of me despises being matched with people via algorithm and that many lasting marriages occurred between people who might not have been perfect matches on a dating website. Yet now there is doubt, that I made the wrong decision in breaking up with her or if we failed, this new girl is certainly wont be right for me.
Mostly, I am writing this to vent, clear the emotions so I can make a rational decision, but I'll consider any advice given so long is there isn't much trolling or meme-slinging.
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If you're really over your ex, why would you care what a website algorithm has to say about your match percentage, whatever the hell that is?
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>>17962988
Well there was a reason you dated her in the first place, right? That accounts for the high match %. And I assume there was a reason you guys broke up too, despite whatever you have in common. If you think you want to give things another try, go for it. If you're still getting over her or think this is just a rebound kind of thing, ignore her
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>>17962988
Stop putting so much weight on one girl. There are a minimum 100million girls worldwide who are better suited to you. Never regret a breakup or think about it. It's over. You're done. Find someone else. If this girl you're going to date isn't good enough find someone better. Stop thinking about your ex. Stop giving a fuck.
Before I start, I know how much of an asshole i'm going to sound. And I agree.
So, I have this weird thing. I find women attractive, and then as soon as they start to show an interest in me...suddenly they're not attractive to me. It's actually ruined a few relationships for me. I can't quite explain it, but it's like I focus on how they AREN'T attractive (when actually, they damn well are), and suddenly, they aren't to me. There's a woman at work I've got a thing for, and now that she's responding in kind suddenly it's happening again. What the fuck is going on with me and how do I stop it?
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Think about the good things. Also realise imperfections don't matter. It's not even a bad thing because it means you will never put the pussy on a pedestal. Just stop looking for perfect.
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You aren't really interested. You just want the response for the sake of ego satisfaction. Either that or you have commitment issues, causing you to grasp at reasons not to keep your initial interest awake.
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>>17962983
Both of those hit home a bit. Never actually thought of the commitment issues. Makes sense. I'm also play to my ego a lot, due to low self esteem in my early years. Any tips?