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post a pic of yourself and i'll tell you what to do to reach your aesthetic limits (excluding surgery).
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>posting pictures of yourself on 4chan
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Nice try NSA.
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Smh threads these days
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How do I make it stop?! 2017-01-17 05:06:06 Post No.17965636
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Ok so for the last month or so I've been getting real gassy after I eat. It's really embarrassing and I just burp and fart a lot and it doesn't feel good. There's just a lot of air in me too, and it makes me feel nauseous. I've gotten to the point I don't even want to eat anymore. What can I do to make this stop? Do I need to change my diet? HELP ME PLEASE!!!
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Haha. You said fart.
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>>17965636
Maybe you swallow a lot of air because you eat too quickly?
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>>17965636
Gas x or beano.
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I'm a NEET high school dropout and I'm 21.
I've decided to enroll in an accredited online program to get a high school degree. Do you think I'm making the right choice? The money isn't a factor because my parents have offered to pay for it, but it will take time.
I've made a lot of bad decisions but I want to start bettering myself and moving towards an eventual career. I don't know where to start. Please don't make fun of me.
What would you do if you were in my position?
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... and are there even any viable career paths left for me, considering the decisions I've already made?
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>>17965635
There's a lot out there for you. Just work on putting one foot in front of the other. Taking a high school diploma is literally no risk. Just study and use that time to sort of figure out what you like and don't like. Your path will start to become clearer as your focus improves. Or not, lots of people don't really know what's going on. I'm 38 and I've been NEET and I've made $160 an hour as a technician, happiness is somewhere else. Right now I write research articles for a federal university in Brazil. It pays absolutely shit but it's good work that helps people.
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>>17965635
Do it if you fail no one will know if you get it then it can help later on when getting a job. Do you have a drivers license?
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The only women interested in me are single moms.
I have my shit together at 21. I finished university. Full time job with long term prospects. Good family, most if not everyone respects my family in my town. Renting apartment on my own, saving up for a car and house.
But other than hooking up with them, I have no interest in being with single moms. Thats all there is in my town, however. I dont want to raise some kid thats not mine or pay for a woman's costs if theyre damaged goods. Theyre the only girls typically available though.
Any experience with this /adv/? I know enough not to get hooped in permanently with one
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>>17965623
>The only women interested in me are single moms.
>Thats all there is in my town, however.
Move, maybe?
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>>17965629
Out of the question, my job and family is here.
How do I make myself attractive to women who dont have kids, but may be taken by someone else?
I recognize the only reason these single moms are cozying up to me is because I appear stable to them. But im not into that. I dont like them and i know they dont like me other than my money or 'maturity'.
Not sure what else to do
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I guess you gotta kill their kids. Then they're just young women again senpai
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Okey so this is my current situation
Status:Married
Male 27 with a good job and I'm an 8/10
Wife 27 with a regular job 8/10
So we have been married for 3 months we have or low and high moments we are fitting to our new life so I guess that it normal, the problem that I currently have is this
My wife seem to hate my mom and from the other side well my mom never says anything about my wife so I guess that she is okay with her
So here are some of my wife claims:
- Your mom doesn't sit by our side when we go to the parties of your family (around 40 members) My conclusion my mom sits with her brother to eat
- Your mom talks more to others persons like your cousin's wife's at the parties that to me (My wife hate when persons tease with her and my family does that a lot just as a way to play) my conclusion my mom doesn't talk to her to don't offend her
- When they tease with her she then goes to me once the night is over and began to complain about that (I talked to my mom and asked her to don't tease with her)
a few other things are that my wife family it's super small and probably everyone hates everyone her mom its a woman that no one wants to visit only their sons and wife's and my wife pass every day with her since we live very close to her mom house so she is her biggest influence
Also my wife now says that she is not going anymore to a party or a dinner that my family organize
Anyway and good advise to fix this?
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>>17965618
bump
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Rating your wife tells me you shouldn't be married in the first place
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>>17965618
Explain that until your mom actually shows dislike for your wife, that your mom probably likes your wife.
In fact, I'd say your wife may be just insecure about things. She only thinks your mother dislikes her for perceived slights -- things that don't actually happen. A lot of these slights are actually not even slights at all, but they are to your wife. They're kind of like passive things that, because your mother doesn't really know how to feel about your wife, she tip toes around your wife, so to say. You know what I mean? Until your wife shows direct interest in your mother, then your mother will stay passive like she's been doing so far. Problem is, your wife now only thinks that because your mom acts this way, she must not like your wife.
Explain to your wife that your mom hasn't actually done anything to show dislike, and until she does, then your wife can be happy knowing your mom probably likes her.
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Sitting across from cute girl in my uni's student center, too spaghetti to talk to her or what to say. What do
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>>17965546
>too spaghetti
just say fucking hello you idiot
>more importantly
>WHO WILL WIN
my money's on lethal lizard
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Helicopter dick.
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"Hello m'lady, you like anime?"
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So if girls don't pay attention to you and you've only been complimented on your looks a couple times, is it safe to say you're ugly?
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if you get complimented on your looks at all you probably aren't ugly
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>>17965481
post a pic
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>>17965481
Girls never compliment me.
However, I learned just recently that the only reason why they don't is because they're intimidated. A good friend of mine told me that girls mention I'm hot and attractive, but they can't bring themselves to say it to my face, so they say it to him.
Who knows, maybe they're not good at handling their spaghetti, OP
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My gf and I plan on doing plenty of raw sex without pulling out tomorrow. Will a morning after pill cut it?
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>>17965460
You have a 95% chance. 5% chance of failure. It also reduces in effectiveness the fatter she is.
http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b
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You don't really need a pill if it's not the critical time in her cycle. If you don't know how to keep track of that, don't do it and take the day to educate yourself instead because you should know.
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>>17965512
Op. Don't listen to him. If you're gonna do it regardless take a pill. Is she on contraceptives?
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For over a year I've been in love with that girl which lives in another country. We met in 2015 during some exchange student program and everything was just right. We're still in contact, confessed our feelings to eachother, tried to meet up twice which failed. During the second try which was recently she just ignored me for two months which literally gave me hell, since we were so close. I asked her more then once if there's another guy, since there's distance and such and I found pics of her with some guy on social (some site that she doesn't know I know about), which were taken during that time period. She always denied that. Two weeks ago she startet texting again und said that she loves me and we're on better terms than ever. Right now we are planning to meet up again and she told me how happy she is and today we looked up the places. Also, today that guyI always suspected changed his profile pic to a picture of him and her and set his status "to in a relationship". I don't know what to do. Should I confront her about it, giving away that I'm a paranoid freak, ruining the chances of us meeting up and risking to lose her forever? Should I just live with that and hope that we meet as planned? Sould I just end it without telling her why? I fucking love her. For me, she's an angel. I can't comprehend why she would lie to me...
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You sound incredibly young.
Stop thinking.
Just see where it goes.
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She is playing you and you found out early. Don't waste any time and money on her and forget about the whole love thing. You have enough evidence you just don't want to believe it.
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>>17965644
mid 20ies actually. I realize how childish everything sounds, but it's the first time I really cared for anyone this much
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I just don't know if this evidence is enough or if there's another explanation. If she's really together with that person, why all the effort trying to meet up and pay for the trip?
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ive been sleeping with a girl for a few weeks who found out she had hpv at a pap smear. what should i do now? get checked out by a doctor?
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There is no male HPV test. I hope you got the shots when you were younger.
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nothing to worry about. it's extremely common and most people don't even exhibit any symptoms. you should still go get checked out to make sure it's not the cancer-causing kind, which is a lot less common
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>>17965429
If they discovered it during an abnormal Pap smear, that's not a good sign.
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Met this girl a while ago. She asked me out, but I couldn't make it because of work. We kept texting for a while, then I asked her out. We saw each other day before the date, wasn't too much fun, we reconfirm the date, but she cancels on me a few hours prior the date. Tell her it's up to her to set up the next date then.
She doesn't text for a few days, so I text her. We talk, but it takes her forever to reply. Gather she's not interested, tell friend I'll quit texting her because of it. Friend is close to her, so he tells her, she starts replying sooner and apologizes. Doesn't set up the date tho. We hang out a few times, with friends. She stops texting again. I text her, we chat for a while, then I try to see if she'll text me, so I end the conversation in the evening. She hasn't texted me since.
This morning, open up Tinder, she pops up. I like her and it's a match. I message her "Does this mean we finally get to go on that drink?"
She hasn't replied 8 hours later, but she's active on Facebook.
What do? She seems really flakey. Should I bother anymore?
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ask her
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Short answer: No, if I were you I would've given up on this girl a long time ago. Plenty of fish in the sea.
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And the long answer?
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>Basically 29
>Divorce has been finalized for exactly a year on the 13th
>7 year relationship, 4 of those married.
When go from "just takes time to work through these things" to "pent up anger"?
On a good day I can make it to 11 am or noon (normally it's 8 am or so) before the thought of her creeps in my head and I think of how much she fucked me over, and how much my trust was betrayed.
It's not like when it happens that I get mad or lash out, but it's just a little inner dialogue. "Man I can't wait until she actually moves out of my town" or "I wonder how many more people shes cheated on", then I'm on with the rest of my day.
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>>17965352
perfect example of why we proof read...
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>>17965352
Did you have a question? If you just want to vent and be bitter then I'd suggest >>>/r9k/
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>>17965449
Yea, I apologize it should read:
>When does it go from "just takes time to work through these things" to "pent up anger" I'm holding on to?
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I'm incredibly unhappy in my nearly 5 year relationship. Throughout the relationship I thought we would mature more with each other, and as we had our own place but my girlfriend has (and at this point I firmly believe will always) been an incredibly lazy and messy person. I find it to be one of the most unattractive things in women and I don't want to be with her anymore because she's had all of 3 years to get better at cleaning and organizing (with my help all along the way) and she hasn't improved one bit. Now we're in a house which I bought and owned and I see no need to keep someone around who does nothing but dirty up the house and doesn't pick up after herself. She has a part time job and pays for some of the utilities but that's pretty much all the help I get. I wish things would work out and I want them to, but let I've had these feelings of resentment towards her while at the same time these longing feelings of chatting and getting to know other girls. In almost all my past relationships I've gotten cheated on so it's the last thing is want to do to her, but these feelings are starting to hit my mental ceiling and I'm so confused on what the best course of action would be.
Tl;dr - I have my own place with my girlfriend of 5 years who is really messy and lazy. I'm starting to resent her for it and I'm having thoughts about being with other girls, but I want to work it out with her at the same time.
Pic unrelated.
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That cant be the only reason right, do you have massive OCD or something?
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>>17965386
As someone who lived pretty messily for years, if the girl OP is describing is like I was, I can see how 3 years of having to deal with it can be a bit much.
Good on you for trying to work this out OP, there's nothing much I can tell you to do except try and express how much it's bothering you to her. If you just let things keep playing out, well, you already know how they're gonna go because it's been your life for the past three years.
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Breakup before you fuck anyone else shithead.
Do you even talk?
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What general/life advice would you want to pass on to people, or give to yourself in the past?
>Don't try to hook up with a mate's crush
>Present yourself well- It's how other people see you first.
>Call your parents, they miss you.
>There's nothing wrong with spending time with yourself, as long as you also know how to enjoy time with others.
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Don't stop lifting. Ever.
Worry about yourself, and everything will solve itself.
Opportunities are never guarantees, so take the chance and at the very least learn what it is you need to learn.
Don't drink that much lemon juice, it's going to fuck up your gut.
Fuck summer. All you do is sit inside anyways, so you might as well get a job and do something cool.
Punch your friend really hard. He's going to deserve it in a few years.
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Don't let social norms and stigmas dictate how you feel about the way you choose to live your life.
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Never believe woman words, look at their actions.
today is my first day of college
what advice could you guys give me? im going into engineering
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Just bee urself :)
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Hope you like math.
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>>17965325
GL man.
What kind of engineering?
You NEED to know (and preferably enjoy) math, you're gonna be using it for the whole degree.
Symbolab//Wolfram alpha will help you a fuck load.