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>one word replies

Nothing, you've already lost.

>lol
you actually replies after that

She's saying "men too" as in you're not special and in fact men are also men.

>How do I keep my cool and avoid getting hurt?
Don't date. Alternatively, date only girls that do nothing for you mentally or sexually.

Emotion control is much better to have than any perceived "happiness" which is just nothing more than lust disguised as romance

>>18672781
Lust disguised as romance or not, I enjoy being with her and don't want to be bitter like you

I don't want to die alone.

>>18672748
You got nothing to lose, just ask her for a date.
I was in an extremely similar situation once and I did nothing about it. One of the many regrets of my life.

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once you're comfortable together (first or 2nd date) make a fucking move. Initiate a kiss. As a male you take the lead.

The kiss will lead onto a bit of mild touching over clothes. The rest will sort itself out once things become sexual. Just keep pushing things forward a little more whenever you have established the previous level.

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I always kiss her on the first date or if I encounter a qt at the club. Always kiss (given that I can tell that they're into me).

>>18672714
Who is this beautiful caramel mocha hot latte

Did I get ignored because I didn't ask a question about my girlfriend fucking other men while I watch

>>18672759
Yeh we thrive on being cucks.
We obviously need a backround story

Nah cause every post here is about being depressed its toxic. Commenters will all tell you to go get professional help cause some cunts from 4chan cant help

>>18672706
Just ask her to do a monthly pregnancy test for your sake. It would obviously also help her in case she IS pregnant to know it before it'S bursting out.

>>18672706
Also think about your future. Do you want a wife which probably isn't able to get kids? Because a twice montly bleeding means that she is probably genetically fucked up in her fertility.

>>18672706
>pregnet
yeah some girls have really irregular periods, it could be just that. for now, quit overthinking and get some pregnancy tests, they're cheap and quick.

>>18672674
You shit shit onto a plate and then offer it to her. Make sure you smear the shit all over your face too as it presents the allure of fecal matter. Bitches just fucking love to get shit all over.
I had this one bitch once and I shat on her head and she did this thing where she kind of like tilted her head and maneuvered it into her mouth. Then she chewed on it and spit it back into my mouth and we made out for a bit. Afterwards I stuck my cock in her with shit as lube but then she went septic like two weeks later so the moral of the story is always use protection if youre having shitty sex.

>>18672674
Bad news, you won't get her.
Shy girl requires different approaches, but the most important step is to meet her face to face periodically. I assume that is impossible in your situation.
Just give up now, you'll only hurt yourself if you keep trying.

We don't know her, we haven't seen her behavior.
>inb4 improvise

Be yourself. It sounds cliche and stupid but it is a valid strategy. Approach her and say hi, follow up by taking an interest in what she's doing atm, like if she's reading a book then ask her about it. Try not to be weird. DON'T bring up yours / hers interest just yet, it might creep her out. Continue chatting about whatever you consider appropriate for a few minutes and then ask her out.

Also fuck this guy >>18672811

>>18672644
Yes.

>>18672644
Not really, unless you are a woman in which case there seems to be a social stigma.

>>18672666
>unless you are a woman in which case there seems to be a social stigma.
Do tell. Never heard of any.

What do you expect ? Should I put up together a list of 100 random rules and claim that rule 48 is that wanting a relationship is a weakness ?

How can you be so naive ? How can you take random blokes on the internet so seriously ?

>inb4 you'll probably get mixed answers, "no" coming from reasonable people and "yes" coming from chads and alike.

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>>18672639
Are you drunk? I get the greentext but what? I want opinions not some unspoken convention you literal sperg, fuck.

It is if we're talking about codependency. I have around the same number of confirmed kills as you but I have a hard time putting up with their bs. It's the same as money desu. Once you've gotten what you've longed for you just want something else afterwards. Too many Bros putting women on pedestals.

Stop being a friend with such an idiot pal.
I kinda understand him - he's a wrecked loser and seeks any kind of a friend / gf without being picky. The thing is - only fucking autists do that and I don't know of any cure for that yet except for a bullet through the brain.

>>18672614
if you're a girl you should fuck him and be his new girlfriend. If you're a guy you should piss off and let him get pussy however he knows how, or you could try to set him up with other chicks if you have that kindof pull.

>>18672614
Get him drunk as fuck

>>18672564

google: driving courses near me

Also >not one of them were the drivers fault

?

I learned in a shitty 10 year old car with balled tires and a slippery clutch in an icy parking lot.
I highly recommend learning stick in the most shitty environment you can find. I can pretty much drive anything now after that.

>>18672576

"Bald," my friend.

Not "balled".

>>18672557
>She's gonna be my date to my sister's wedding and we're gonna be sharing a hotel room.
>both want to try out bdsm

sounds like the perfect opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Just tell her what you want to do, worst case scenario is she says no, no loss there, best case is you get a big win. Go for it bro, nothing to lose.

>>18672557
>"hey would you be up to fuck"

Doesn't seem like a great line to just drop in casual conversation, but judging from the rest of your story there's a very good chance of an appropriate moment. I whish you good luck and go for it!

>>18672557
just make sure you ask her in private.

complain to management they are harassing you

The next time you hear them say something, walk straight up to them and tell them to mind their own fucking business and that if they have a problem they can tell you to your face instead of doing childish shit like telling lies the property manager about you.

>>18672543
Right, but, with what? I already confronted management about the weed thing, but what am I supposed to say?

"The neighbors are looking out their window at me"?

>>18672656
This was my plan, but I'm trying not to rock the boat too much. Although I'm 100% sure they made up the thing about the weed, I do smoke and I'd rather not bring the spotlight down on myself.

For what it's worth, I know they'd lying about smelling weed, because they gave the office a timetable of "between these hours" to seem credible and cited that we were bothering children. I work 12 hours a day, I'm not even in the city during the times they accused me of, and if I'm at home, its at 2am before falling asleep. Also, I spent a lot of money, time, and effort making sure my ventilation methods are functional. You absolutely cannot smell anything outside of my room, let alone in our living room, let alone down the hallway.

>>18672520
ass cheek

Would a thigh be ok? Or would it be too risky of losing my leg?

why?

>>18672492
I'm so very sorry, anon. I know how painful and difficult it is to deal with losing someone close to an illness. I wish I could give you good, valuable advice - but unfortunately, I can't. I think only time can help us to heal. My grandma passed give years ago and most of the time I'm doing okay, but sometimes I remember a little thing about her and all the pain comes back.

Do your best to come back to your daily routine, school, work, meeting with friends. Allow yourself to feel the pain, to cry, to express your emotions. It will get easier with time, hang in there anon.

>>18672492
Wow OP that's rough. I'm not sure if I have any advice for you, but at least know that there's an anon out there that feels for you.

>>18672492
Family and loved ones are your best support, you're all gong thru the same things.

Hey, as long as you learn from your mistakes it's fine. Don't be hard on yourself.

Just don't fuck it up the next time

>mfw I think of all of the clearly interested girls I turned away because I wasn't interested in them
>mfw I wish I'd fucked a few to get rid of the old V-card and score some man points
>mfw no face

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