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>>17970069
Yeah im married and im sure my wife asks these questions to herself sometimes. Listen, we men are goddamn cavemen assholes and arent as sensitive as you. The things that bother you about him he probably doesnt even recognize or know about, and if you tell him he wont understand and wont care. It doesnt matter, he sounds like a keeper, stop being so picky as shit. There are tons of things i dont respect about my wife but she is a goddamn champion who delivered with no epideral and not a single fucking sound or complaint so yeah she doesnt do dished but she sure as fuck loves my child and is willing to fight to protect her family. See? Its really easy, thats one of a thousand things, think about your man, and for everythign you dont respect think of another hundred things he does right. /thread.

>>17970087
You can't write off immoral shit as "silly men haha".

OP, you just need to decide if the good outweighs the bad. No else one can make that decision.

Have you fucked someone in a relationship before, etc? If yes, good match. If no, I'd be worried that he'd cheat on you since he doesn't respect monogamy.

>>17970087
Genuinely thank you. Its nice to hear a married perspective because I would like to consider settling down with this person.

>>17970042
She love you for you. If she loves you for something else, it will surfaces.

Just have fun. At least your not single

>>17970042
Why don't you think she loves you?

Is this just a feeling or are there are specific things that lead you to think that?

Just think that "You deserve love"

>>17970024

There's a reason why people with no self-discipline fail at everything they do and life in general. You're a prime example. Just grow a spine and do the shit you know you have to. There are no shortcuts.

just break it down into little tasks and try to build some momentum . instead of thinking "I have to fix my life now, GO!" do little things "I'm going to clean my room for 30 minutes" etc.
you'll feel good when you do the things you know you should be doing, and if you keep doing it you might even start to enjoy it

>>17970024
hi ok here is the best advice. Get yourself as low as possible to the point where you want to die. Then, push yourself so hard towards acheiving one of your goals in an attempt to kill yourself. Works everytime. Examples from my life: got fat as fuck, wanted to die, tried to killmyself through excercising, got fit, no longer want to die. flawless.

>>17969982
This is some white suburban shit

Listen you using big words doesnt undermine what a piece of shit you are. stop trying to atone for your attempted murder becuase you didnt commit one faggot. how did you even fuck it up, if you tried and he stopped you then you are a pussy, and a pussy should have blitz attacked his brother or got him while he was sleeping like the two bit yellow bellied coward goat fucker you are. I know your a goddamn muslim tinker tailor soldier spy cuz I can smell them like i see them.

Bro, this goes beyond "woe is me for thinking of such a thing". You didn't cheat on your gf, you tried to fucking kill your brother.

Seek mental help, sincerely. If you want to atone for your thoughts, making sure they never happen again is the best way to do it.

https://therapists.psychologytoday.com/

>>17969938
I'm not reading that clusterfuck of texts, but you SHOULD write things down in a fucking notebook if you have short term memory.

>>17969943
oh wow great advice you doodint even read my words i have a notebook its thicker than the moon and i circle important things in red oh guess what the entire thing is red circled get the fuck outta here i need some real help. Also Im sorry for being rude you just pissed me the fuck off because i already have a ntoebook and i write the things down in red that are important.

>>17969954

I also have what seems to be short-term memory loss. I've been wanting to get stimulant medication. Have you looked into that to help remember things?

NO

GO THROUGH INSURANCE ALWAYS OR HE'LL BLACKMAIL YOU ENDLESSLY FOR MONEY

YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED FOR NOT GETTING A POLICE REPORT

reddit.com/r/legaladvice

>should I let that thing I pay monthly for but never plan to use handle it
>or just shell out the cash he wants upfront no contest and hope it goes as smooth as if I used the thing I'm still paying monthly for but not going to use.

He's going to want to make that money. You should just let it go through the insurance. That is what your insurance is for. It will be okay.

Just say it's a great shampoo brand

>>17969747
That's what I'm doing. This is a weird feel, man

>>17969885
Then you're fucking yourself up because that shampoo holds sentimental value, how about throw that shampoo away and buy other brands

>>17969745
>I'm about to have sex

I'm going to imagine she's sitting there next to you waiting patiently while you typed this.

But honestly, people have figured this shit out for thousands of years without imageboards via trail and error. You can do it too, it's not exactly complicated once you get to it.

>>17969750
I'm 90% certain of that I will have sex either tonight or this week. Also I'm not virgin but last time I couldn't get it up for more than a minute (I wanked before plus was drunk and nervous and she had a lot of hair that was spiky and was off-putting so it's my own fault).

She thinks I'm a player (I'm somewhat attractive otherwise) so I can't disappoint and be too shit. Let's accelerate the process of trial and error by telling me your ways

How fast depends on personal preferences, but don't keep at one pace and definitely don't "jackhammer" (very fast very repetitive quickly until you come).
She probably won't be able to take your dick balls deep, you'll feel a resistance come up if that's the case. Regardless of whether she can or not, it's nice to alternate shorter strokes putting a few inches in with pushing it in all the way (or as far as she can take it), builds a lot of momentum and adds to the satisfaction of the full penetration.

Plenty of people like shower sex, but water absolutely gives bad friction. She might want to go for another round. Or just some fooling around soaping each other up and indeed oral or fingering or whatever, just don't go wash yourself like you're at home.

>>17969738
They're bath salts.

Lmaooooooooo

>>17969738
he must be one rich nigga if he has a bag that big. dont be a dick fart.

Fuck her until you cum and then lock her back outside.

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>>17969763
this

>>17969707
>Feels like cheating risk.
It is. She probably has a crush.

Do you have kids?

>>17969718
yes

Yeah I know that feeling.

I really want to marry this girl who lives on the other side of the country, but I know it isn't possible, so I try my best to enjoy talking to her every day in the meantime.

It's hard to fight that clingy feeling sometimes. It haunts me some nights.

>>17969681
Im getting feelings for a girl I met online, we really bonded over some shit and I know she feels the same but shes a few states over. It sucks but at the same time not having a girlfriend close to you means you dont gotta spend time with her other than communicating. Focus on you bro. Hang out with your friends, by a pet, get your life more together than it is because then you can save up and go see her or hell even move in together, if not though fuck it. If shit doesnt work out then you got a much better life, and money that you didnt spend on lame dates.

>>17969735

Thanks, I needed that pep talk right about now. I'll keep saving up for the future.

>>17969670
pump her then dump her it will make things too awkward to be friends anymore

You could try to investigate and find out what happened to her, or you could just dump her and try to find a new social group to hang out with.

>>17969753
she's like the straightest girl i know so she'd never, also not my type at all

I'm trying to work things out with an ex too, I'm male.

The only thing that has worked for me is no contact. If they still contact you during no contact just say "Hey I think it's best if we don't talk. I'd love to see you but if that's not possible I think we should both move on."

Stand your ground and don't settle for less than you want. You want him to come see you, not just text you.

>>17969638
You don't... You just fucking move one, forget about him/her... I also wish my ex got back to me, but oh well, I think it is almost imposible...
You may ask, "What now"?
Get yourself together, Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven room mates... Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Burn down an Applebee's. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some kind of salsa company... Idk it is up to you. Self-improve is the best path.

>>17969638
Move on. There's too many people in the world and too little time to waste it on anyone.

Pic related: went from the C looking ones to the F

>>17969635
Nice.

Don't give me false hope now.