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>be me
>girlfriend has a long-distance friend that drives truck
>we all play wow and hang out in voice chat together, girlfriend and I are in skype
>this guy calls her while he drives and talks to her for hours, she reads a fuckin therapy book to him
>when he comes online for the night, he's always saying sexual things to her and calling her baby and shit
>this really pisses me off
>i try to tell him off
>girlfriend gets mad because that makes it "uncomfortable" for her
>have to bite my tongue and let him say whatever the fuck he wants
>feel like when I'm silent I'm losing some type of fight for her

She tells me he's just trolling me, and if so, it fuckin works. This is the only girl I've really loved, and I don't want some low-T, retarded, asshole truck driver to steal her. The dude has kids and a woman that would love to be his girlfriend, can't he have some fucking decency instead of wanting to get his dick wet with my girl?

How the fuck do I get him to stop? I just texted my gf and told her he stresses me out like hell doing that shit, no response, but she went to bed like an hour ago.

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I can't make heads or tails of this. This guy I'm crazy about is really shy/introverted but he always said, "Hi, (name!)" and talked to me, joked a little bit, etc. I always thought it was adorable how he seemed to get really nervous/clumsy around me (I do the exact same around him.)

I'm really into him, but I'm too shy to really flirt or express that. I wound up hinting to a friend of ours that I had a thing for shybro and I've got a hunch that mutual friend said something to shybro/outed me.

Saw him once after, he doesn't seem to talk to me or acknowledge I exist at all. It's the complete opposite of how we interacted before. I mean, he doesn't seem to avoid me, he still kind of hovers around/walks right by me, but he doesn't say hi or even smile at me anymore. I'm not sure if I screwed up or what. Is that a normal shybro thing? If it matters at all, we're in the late 20s age group.

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So I have begun noticing some weird behavior from my boyfriend lately. I guess he's always kind of been this way but I have started to notice it to a greater extent lately as we spend more time together.

He talks to himself incessantly. He goes over conversations and topics in his head over and over, just repeating them on a loop. Sometimes it sounds like he is on the phone, actually addressing another person, but then i'll walk in and he wont be.

At first he tried to hide this I believe, but now I don't think he's really trying to keep it a secret. We'll be in a movie and i'll see him whispering to himself and making strange gestures with his hands. I will come over and see him pacing back and forth in the hallway. Sometimes when you walk in on him doing this, he just continues for a few seconds before acknowledging you, like he can't break it or something.

When I bring it up he just flat out denies it or coughs it up to stress over college, even though he manages school excellently and is never actually talking about that when I hear him.

So am I overreacting about nothing or is this actually odd/concerning? It doesn't make me uncomfortable, it is just really fucking strange.

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What are the best things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you?
The best things you've ever heard?

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>kid on the way
>poor
What do /adv/?

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One year ago I came here to ask for some advises on my crush, now she is my gf and its going to be one year in two months.

I just want to say thank you, even tho no one remembers or no one cares. I'm so happy and she is perfect, she even wants a threesome someday lol.

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what's better, adv?
getting married young because you have found the right girl or first sow your wild oats and THEN settling down?

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Where should I buy a fake ID from

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So, I have this here kek ring (see pic) up on shapeways for sale. How do I advertise this while having no money for advertisement?

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My brother beat me today. This is the second time he has laid hands on me since I moved back home. My life is pretty fucked right now because I have a part time job, I'm going through a divorce(my husband left me last year), I've been fucking off my finances since moving back home, since why not? I've just been trying to relax since I nearly killed myself after my husband told me he didn't love me anymore, and that he had been trying(and failing) to cheat on me since being together.

My Mom doesn't really have a back bone when it comes to telling my brother anything about his behavior. He's a total prick who walks all over everyone. He's also a manlet autist.

Him

-28
-160
-5'5
-prematurely bald
-never moved out
-no girlfriend ever
-pays for sex
-openly talks about it
-has genital warts
-no college
-entry level job
-no friends


I hate him. I am so happy his life sucks. He has always abused me. When we we young, he used to molest me. I had to stop him from raping me so many times.

I want to move back which is about two states away, but it is such a big move. I'd have to quit my job, which I like, and leave my family.

My Mom doesn't want me to go. She said that my brother has squandered his time at home, and she was going to ask him to move. I don't know if she will actually have the balls to do it.

I'm just so tired of being hit. It fucking sucks. I can't stand to look at his face.

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Hey i am a type 1 diabetic since i was 20 now 23 close to 24 ever since i have had diabetes i feel worse and last year i fell in love the woman was older yes but she had similar interests a taste in music that was amazing. Apreciated me for being who i was. Then i tried to move out again. With 2 friends that i had played dnd for a while with. Now i just feel kind of shit when i am not with her. I have tried to see other people but it didn't feel right. Have i fallen for the right person at the wrong time. Or have i fallen deeper in love than they love me back. And if i am in love why do i still feel awful. Am i too co dependent on people because i don't want to be.

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Came inside a girl on her period, what are the chances she's pregnant

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I never see Asians in their 30's and 40's. Do they exist?

I'm Asian and about to turn 30. I'm scared. What will happen to me?

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> He has a girlfriend and they fight often
> They have an open relationship, Girlfriend wanted it that way (alleged)
> We have been hanging around each other for a while
> He wants to sleep with me, asks me all the time, I refuse due to him having a girlfriend.
> Making me a little upset due to the pressure
> I keep getting frustrated, I openly keep saying that I think he is using me and he is only excited by the chase, we don't exactly argue but he gets very offended.I am constantly pushing back, he keeps insisting how much he likes me.
> He keeps taking me to events, wants to take me to Japan for a week, I ask if I need to sleep with him to go, he says no.
> He doesn't exactly give me anything, he gets oversees trips and event tickets due to his position
> He is very well-off but we split all the bills, this is totally fine but unusual, I am used to men paying some of the tabs (Not that I think that's fair, I am fine paying my share, I just worry about the implications).
> Money is a big part of his life (I don't like discussing it)
> refuse to talk about our future together because he needs to figure out girlfriend situation by himself, talks about playing with the idea of leaving Girlfriend
> He talks about a possible future together
> I have a crush on him but I won't interfere with his relationship
> He is very persistent..

Would this be normal procedure for a man just hunting for sex or is there more to this? Would a man go to all this trouble just to use me?

Should I date someone that has for all intensive purposes, emotionally cheated on his girlfriend? (Remember, he has an open relationship )

Feel free to ask for anymore information.

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My girlfriend has bottles of piss all over her room. I don't know how she fills them. We live together and this is the first I've seen this. It's there any medical reasons she might do this? She has a lot of medical problems and I thought she might be collecting it for some reason. If not and she just pees in them when she's lazy or whatever, how the fuck does she get it in there? There's no pee on her bed or floor. I am concerned.