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>>17985660
>grinds teacher

What's a "grinds teacher"?

But anyway, here's a surefire way to deal with a crush: Meet girls.

>>17985671
She helps me with maths.
Does that meeting girls meme work?

>>17985684

Yeah, it does. A "crush" happens because you have no one around you that you can actually go for. So you feel attracted to her but know you can't act on it.

To stop it, just meet someone you can actually go for. Then it's not a crush anymore. It's actually liking someone. By having girls your age around you'll stop thinking about your teacher like that.

>>17985609
It's an old boys club. It comes with some group activities etc. You certainly won't be joining the illuminati, the new world order or whatever you think it will be.

>>17986022
im not into that kind of stuff. i visit rhem once a month since a jear. for me its more like philosophy atm

>>17986933
What do you guys do and talk about?
I'm interested in joining my local lodge

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>academic authority
What the fuck is this?

>>17985584

sometimes people are alone because they're misunderstood.

but most of the time, peopel are aloen because they're bad people. movies have convinced us that assholes win people over by being beautiful but if oyu look around plenty of ugly people are great at making friends and plenty of hot people are actually nice charming people. those who are misunderstood simply hang out with other people in their niche, the nerd group.

but even the nerd groups will ice out a guy who is simply rude and awful.

as for your firend, just ice him out. tell him you dont appreciate being treated this way and he may no longer hang out iwth you.

if he causes trouble, thats when you go to an authority figure.

good luck kiddo

>>17985584
race and ethnicity.

My guess is your friend's daddy probably kicks the shit out of him or his mom is a whore and he's lashing out at everyone around him.

In your case (guessing here since you won't specify) he knows all he has to do is say 'nigger' to get you crying so stop letting it get to you and test a few comebacks to see if you can strike a nerve.

>your dad loves Jack Daniels more than you.
>how much does your mom charge for a BJ?
>how does it feel being an orphan?

Either stop hanging out with him like a millenial faggot or stop being so sensitive like anyone before that.

My mom does the same.

>>17985552
look at the careers sections of websites of companies you'd like to work for and send them resumes. Ask your friends who have those jobs if their employers are hiring.

>>17985552

trial and error. it mostly comes down with who your manager and co workers are. if you dont like it, keep hunting. sometimes to find the best situation you need to put in a little extra effort.

as far as finding one wiht a fixed schedule or not being minimum wage, you need to bring somethign to the table. you need to be worth something. minimum wage is considered the basic human dignity. to get more than that you need to be worth more than that.

i make good money, i do whatever i want at work, and i get unlimited PTO becuase I'm worth it.

>>17985437
>sometimes being an owner in relationship.

What does that mean? I don't understand.

>>17985444
I guess I could translated it wrong. Basically it's when you are getting jealous when someone is touching or flirting with YOUR person.

>>17985454

I won't be mean because it's clear that English is not your first language. But what you are describing there is being "insecure", not "introverted".

I'm introverted but I'm not so jealous. That's where confidence in yourself and trust in your partner come in. Just saying.

>>17985435
it is normal for a couple to be affectionate.
maybe you need to live on your own.

Your sister is jealous and thinks you might steal her husband and turn him gay.
Next time start rubbing your nipples when they start getting affectionate in front of you

>>17985457
There are boundaries of being affectionate. It's not the first time I shared a house with a couple. >>17985465
I'm don't have dick dude

>>17985315
I love Whisper, every time I'm horny as fuck I go to that app. It's really easy, just talk. about sex right away, there are a bunch of undercover sluts there that will get their pussy wet for reading one single hot sentence. Just don't send dick pic right away, or you'll be blocked by most of them. Some sluts react well and get horny right away, but the majority of them don't.

>>17985326
Ok so let's go to a standard whisper scenario. Chick says "f/18 bored let's chat" or something like that. Would a good response be, "I have a throbbing hard on"?

Shameful self bump

>>17985284
cock

Really though. Instead of chicken noodle soup, try wedding soup.

>>17985284
Then try another kind of soup.

Especially like chili or something spicy.

People eat soup when they're sick because it helps clear your sinuses.

I literally just drink broth with a touch of hot sauce to open up a bit.

You're partially right. People do genuinely enjoy the "thing" for what it is, but they also enjoy the way that thing presents them to society.

A great example would be driving a BMW. They are in fact much nicer than a honda or a ford, so driving the BMW is more fun, but people also wanna be seen for the status.

Do you have anything you genuinely love? just imagine they like their thing as much as you like yours.

My first thought was to make a wisecrack comparing unability to accept others views to religious cults.. then i realized you might actually be in trouble.
One simple explanation for peoples interests seeming phony might be that they don't want to talk about anything with you and choosing a topic they loathe as a way to hide any real feelings. They are just uncomfortable with you or uninterested.
The more serious case would be if you are having some kind of psychological break. Go talk to a shrink, they will know if this is the case.
If you don't know where to find one, go to any regular doctor, explain your thoughts and tell them you need a referral to a shrink.

Don't give them your CC transcript dummy

>>17985272
I thought that something I had to do? Would I basically lose my like 8 credits?

>>17985278
your choice is to get maybe 8 credits, or bringing back and contiuning to carry around your failures.
what do you think?

For some reason Trump-supporting or conservative black girls make my dick diamonds and I don't even have a dick.

>>17985288
Tits or gtfo.

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>>17985295

Ask her to get lunch or dinner with you.
At least try to get some companionship out of it.
Ask her if she wants to come over to your place to study

>>17985262

You are jumping to conclusions. You think of her as a label ("Stacey") without really knowing her.

As far as you know, she might like you OR be trying to use you. Right now both are as likely. Maybe even some other choice, like she being alone and wanting a friend.

How about you actually talk to her instead of throwing will guesses with us?

>>17985262

Trust your instincts.

Dicks are dumb because they aint brains, and brains overthink things.
Instincts however, are the result of millions of years of an ever-evolving set of rules designed with one thing in mind; SURVIVAL.

If past experiences with women and instincts tell you this is fucked, get the fuck out of there.

Pro-tip; Women may physically mature faster, but their "teen" years end at 25. Oh, they will call themselves mature, they do it when they are 14 and dating a guy so old most dads would disapprove for good reason, and they call themselves mature when they stick their noses up at anyone with a sense of humour. But they don't actually act mature, become less judgemental and be decent and less inclined to start drama without cause, until they are 25+.

Though, this is not a biological thing, but a cultural one. Can't call them out on bullshit because they are "oppressed". This coddles the woman and prevents growth.

You'll find women from Hispanic cultures, for instance, tend to be much more trustworthy.

>>17985246
Menthol, orally. No chemicals this is better.

>>17985246
Xylometazoline
If this doesn't work it means the only way to help you is surgery.

>>17985281

thank you. do you know a brand name? strugglign to find some

>>17985207
How exactly is your girlfriend of 4 years expressing a desire to get engaged related to the loss of your virginity at x age?

>>17985207

talk to her

>>17985219
I think he's saying he's realized that he wants to fuck more girls before tying the knot and potentially being with one vagina for the rest of his life.

Go to the social security office with mail under your name, take several pieces of mail, explain your situation. You can go to the DMV for a state ID.

I should note that I have an employee ID. I don't know how much this helps, but I'm so goddamn desperate to replace these 2 cards.

>>17985198
Take mail to DMV as well. If you have a birth certificate, it may help speed things up to.