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So yesterday I had sex with this girl. I came the first time with a condom on so I'm not worried about that.

I put on a new condom and we continued having sex. I did not cum again however. After we stopped she gave me a blowjob for a while and licked all on the top of the head.

I then stuck my penis in her and pumped for a few times and put a new condom on and we kept fucking. I still did not cum.

After a condom or two later, she gave me another blowjob longer than the first and again licked all over the head. I then had sex with her raw and pulled out, 100% for sure.

My concern is whether any sperm on my dick from the first time cumming would have been off or dead after she gave me a blowjob. I only put it in raw a for a little bit the first time and the second time she gave me and even longer blowjob than the first, so I feel like any sperm would have definitely been gone.

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So, I could use some opinions since I tend to overthink things and let my emotions do more thinking than my reason.

I like this guy, met him a few days ago through Tinder. I think he really likes me too, but I don't know if it's in the 'I think you're cool' way or the 'you entertain me when I'm bored' way. He is giving me mixed signals. We went on one date and he's slept over at my house every night since (haven't had sex because I'm determined not to make foolish mistakes anymore). We've mildly fooled around though and he seems respectful of when I say no and asks me for consent, etc. When I offered to return the favor he said he's good (no). We laugh and can talk, but last time he pretty much came over and promptly went to sleep. He also always leaves quickly in the morning without a hug or kiss. It's just kind of confusing. Granted, he is a busy college senior, and we are friends is what we call each other. He said himself he's used Tinder before for casual sex and using it this time to meet new people.

Yeah reading over this I sound crazy to myself for obsessing over this. I just really want companionship. I like what I have with him but I'm confused on how to interpret all this.

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A girl that i'm pretty sure likes me all the suddenly seems angry at me and she suddenly ignores me. Can anyone explain why she's suddenly acting this way?

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Can anyone help me understand what this child toy is singing? It's driving my friend and me mad!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p6JHGiYAcE

I don't know if it goes against the rules, I'd have used /r/ but it's mostly porn requests. Thanks!

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I already made a thread about this, and I followed the advice given (DUMP HIM), but now I'm facing more problems

>Mythomaniac bf (or compulsive liar)
>Lied about having cancer
>Lies about his job (says he owns a small comany; I checked and his company does not even exist. He always has money though)
>Confessed about the cancer being fake, but not about his job
>Today I called him to try to dump him for the third time, after confronting him about his lies
>He takes back the fake cancer confession, saying he only said his cancer was fake to make me calm down because I was crazy (I know for a fact he does not have cancer, confirmed by his grandfather).
>I tell him I don't want to be with him anymore
>He threatens me : "If you leave me you'll regret it when you see what is going to happen to you"
>Also "I hope you didn't tell your friends I was a liar because I will make your life a living hell"
>He insults me profusely, with a violence I've never seen from him
>I calm him down saying I want to be with him and I belive him (I was scared)
>We hang up

I don't know what to do anymore... Getting a restraining order could get months where I live (France) and I need to get a lawyer, etc.

What the fuck can I do to get rid of him ? I'm afraid if I go to police he will know and his revenge will be even worse... help /adv/

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How do I stop thinking about a grill I'm in love with /adv/? Is such a thing even possible? I see her almost everyday and when I don't see her I get terribly depressed but on the days I see her I can't even concentrate on anything and just get lost in thought.

Notice how the question is not "how do I get this grill to be interested in me?" or "how do I start a conversation with her?".
There's no hope for me to be with this girl, she has a boyfriend and I'm an ex-NEET with zero life experience, so I won't even attempt to make a move.

I literally just need to know how to get her out of my head. Will I just lose interest eventually? I sure fucking hope so because I can't take this shit anymore.

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WHY does my bf keep insisting that he loves me more than i love him? that shit is unnecessary, immature and stupid. i told him it's not true and to stop it but he doesn't

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Just finished graduating university. Two job offers, both as data-analist.

Employer A: top 5 research organisation in my country
Pros:
-Located in home-town with family and friends
-Don't have to move
-Job is one-on-one match with what I studied for

Cons:
-Job market in this region is pure shit, thus have to move anyway in due time
-Job market for sector I studied for went to shit and will stay shit, constant struggle to land job
-Job is for one-two years, maximum
-I feel that I have been stuck in this town forever

Employer B: data-analist at ??? (umbrella Business Intelligence corp)
Pros:
-All-in deal
-minimum of two year job guarantee
-In a sector that only shows growth
-Learn new skills

Cons:
-Actual client/project is chosen after training period, so I do not know where I'll end up exactly (meet analist-starving clients on voluntary basis, see if there is a match; preferences are thus taken into account; migration to client after 1 year; possible pro in terms of coming across an interesting job, considering the big pool of clients in various sectors)
-Most likely have to move; maybe possible to end up in hometown I am told; possible pro if moving to the part of the country that has almost all of the jobs
-Additional training period of two months (unpaid, but covered by governmentbux)
-Learning stuff that sort of connects to my study, but sometimes not at all

Pay is comparable.

Which employer would you choose and why?

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I've been depressed since I was 17 and it's been going on for 5 years. It's been an almost continuous feeling though it's had its short breaks and it's dulled over time. There are a lot of factors that cause it, namely my lack of higher education, friends/boyfriend or a decent job. I've never been unemployed in these 5 years however.
Is depression normally felt on this physical of a level? My chest area almost always feels tight, my body feel heavy even though I'm petite, my hair has been thinning recently, and I have the physical feeling of bring tired and sick almost constantly.
Is it possible that I have some kind of illness other than depression?

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Hey I have a bit of a problem, mainly staying hard during intimacy. Im not that experienced, I only had 2 relationships so far that didnt last very long but I had a lot of trouble staying hard and cumming in general.
E.g. in oral I go flat after a few minutes, handy takes ages and if I actually manage to get hard enough for insertion it goes flat after a few minutes again.

I'd just blame this on the fact that im circumsized but I can get turned on and masturbate just fine. Idk what to do honestly

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I have a girlfriend, it's a long distance relationship. She's okay I guess, but I don't really love her. I do want to protect her and provide for her, and make children and everything, so I guess I'm just a really emotionally stunted man. I don't really love any women I think.

Lately when I walk through the streets, I see a lot of pretty girls. Even such girls that, in my youth, I would have deemed ugly. Even non-white girls are suddenly attractive to me. Of course not for breeding, just for fucking. I really want to fuck teenager pussy (I'm in Germany and age 14+ is legal, but I guess I'm talking about 16+). They're all so cute and fresh, but at the same time with nicely developed bodies. I want to talk to them and get their numbers and then fuck them. Going on the occasional birthday party, I had chances to fuck interested girls. But I have my girlfriend, which is kind of stopping me in my head. But it's becoming increasingly hard to resist.

What do I do? Should I pull myself together? Should I go for younger pussy? What do you say about the long distance relationship in general? Pic unrelated.

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I'm about to take the plunge and reg on Tinder because I seriously need to meet women, and it seems slightly less nerve-wracking than asking them in person if they're interested. Anything I should know first? Because I don't know the first thing about this app.

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I met this girl online and we have talked for 2 days but the conversation is dying down. We share a shitload of interests and I'm really interested in her. I asked her out yesterday and she said okay but how do i know whether she sees it as a friend thing or as a date

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I almost HAVE to have subtitles for something to catch my interest and for me to be able to concentrate on what's going on.

Something about reading life as if its a book, to me, is more appealing than hearing words come out of a person's face.

Does this sound like a learning disability? A mental illness? what?

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I'm a useless NEET at the moment (ie between jobs) so I want to use my time to volunteer. Any suggestions on what sort of organization I should apply to volunteer at?

I applied to a local shelter for runaway kids but I haven't heard anything from them.

I'm a programmer and I can tutor computer use, programming, and web dev. Bonus points if you can find something where those skills would be useful.