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>>17990373
What is this "sort of broken up but not really" shit people are doing? You two are idiots

>>17990390
like we are broken up, but you "dunno, something will happen"

As someone who went through a very similar situation a few years ago, the best broad/generalized advice I can give you is to gtfo as soon as possible, dragging things out like that is just unnecessarily painful. If you think there's actually a chance/desire to get back together, take this time to be on your own.

>>17990370
maybe you should try to be a little more aggressive, in the sense where you flirt back and talk a lil more confidently like how she looks cute or etc.

also, asking out is a good way to start a relationship. alot of girls are actually okay with blindish dates OR you can be friends with em first and work up the courage to ask them out.


what I said can be subjective to error but it's the best advice I can give

>>17990381

My female friend always tells me that becoming a girls friend first is the best way to get into a relationship with them. I think that only applies to her though, not all girls.

I never compliment girls at all. I tease them and make them laugh, talk about pretty girls and things like that, but I never make it clear I like them.

>>17990370

What if you do everything on this list and still want to slit your throat?

But seriously, just move in sexually. tell them you like them. tell them they're gorgeous.

>>17990345
The scariest stuff happens between midnight and 3am. After that you're usually good to go. Sleep tight or have background noise like a TV or fan.

>>17990352
I don't own a TV or a fan.

I can't even cry. I can't cry to calm myself down. It gets stuck in my throat and won't come out.

>>17990345
Masturbate until you pass out
When I can't sleep I make myself get up and clean the house

>>17990284

If anyone asks you questions, have them forcefully escorted out by security.

It gets pretty monitors and thankless. Don't forget to do things you enjoy outside of work so you don't become bitter and uptight like I did for a while.

Very few people will respect your job. Don't get mad if an asshole steps into a wet area you just cleaned.

Also restrooms suck, and btw, women's aren't less of a shithole.

Take it to the police station with some of your own mail + I.D and explain the situation.

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Take this expression on your face when they come next time

Your police department should have a public non-emergency phone number.

>>17990274
Surfing is pretty fun. I started doing that last year. Also, martial arts if you want some kind of sport that doesn't have a sport vibe.

I make clothing, too. But you sound like a guy so that might not be your cup of tea. On top of that, learning an instrument is always rewarding.

I enjoy spinning my own fibre.

>>17990274
I develop alternative energy sources and benign uses of nuclear energy. Two patents already.

Not really a legal fag here, but another teacher fag. Or at least, teacherfag in training. Still got another year on my degree.
Idk about cali but here in mo we have a class as part of the degree that's basically legal shit and teaching 101.

Essentially, if the kid actually does deck you, yeah doesn't matter if you're a teacher, you most certainly have the right to press charges.

Now, problem is in our field, we're expected to take the "high road" and be the role model. Therefore, we aren't supposed to use violence unless 100% necessary. If the kid punches you, you still likely can't just deck him back. You'll be expected to subdue him nonviolently. You are the "bigger" adult here after all. If the kid assults you, take his ass to the ground and hold him down until the cops come.

If you fight him back, depends on the laws there. You can claim self defense any day, but he can claim excessive force since you're an adult and hes "just a kid". Legally that's how it'll play out. But letting your emotions get the better of you can cost you your job, and any job in your profession period.
Because lets be real, say this kid decks you. Are you really going to fight him back because you fear for your life, or because you're mad he hit you? I'm willing to be the latter. Take his ass to court, if he's old enough you can get him tried in adult court. That'll teach him a lesson more than a quick punch imo. Physical pain goes away in minutes. Having to pay a hefty settlement and getting a criminal record will hurt him for life.

>>17990301
This is exactly the answer I was hoping for. Thank you.

>>17990311
Yeah theres a distinct difference between what you can legally do and what will get you fired and kicked from the profession.
I'm sure in California you have the right to defend yourself, regardless of your profession. So as I said, kid hits you, "defend" yourself all you want. But keep in mind you will almost definitely lose your job.

Honestly if it were me, if the kid doesn't get any punishment from the principal and/or ever does this noncontacting swing again, first thing I'd do is tell your principal you want him out of your class. He's a danger to you and your other students.
If he does make contact, sue his ass for assault.

You should sing like yourself. As corny as it sounds, trying to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

What if Dio tried to sing like Elvis? That'd be a waste of that POWERFUL fucking tenor he had right?

Just keep practicing, you'll realize what your vocal strengths and limits are in no time. Look up guides on how to use your diaphragm in singing too, this is CRUCIAL

Yeah just keep practicing
Also scream a lot I think it should help

>>17990269
Just add -ahh at the end of every line

>>17990262

ive gone to salons and been dissappointed. i go to supercuts and like my girl there. really what matters most is that you find someone who can do good. sometimes it might take two tries cuz you need to understand your hair as well.

the thing about hair stylists is that they have no real way to prove worth. when people dont liek their haircut they leave dissapointed but never make a scene. some salons hire based on that persons look.

if your hair isnt complex than supercuts is fine, just bounce around til you find a person who does good. mine knows that i have thing hair and a bad hairline so she knows exactly how to cut it to look like neither of those are true.

the guy at the 50 dollar salon made it look like he cut the back of my hair using a bowl. i literally poitned this out to him after the fact how there was a sudden drop in the amount of hair i had and he said 'thats just the way your hair is'.

fucking enraging.

>>17990262

Depends on how much of a shit you give about your hair.

If you just want to hack it down to size, go buy a set of clippers and do it yourself. Save a ton of money that way.

Failing that, yeah, just go to a cheap chain and have them trim it, assuming you can style it or whatever yourself.

>>17990262
i'm in a similar situation, my haircutter since I was 10 just retired recently.

like i'm thinking I should just get two large mirrors and a set of tools to cut my own hair. I can always get it cut professionally (though I have not been satisfied the last few times) to clean it up should I mess up big.

Nah, man, just give her a couple years to sort things out, then break it to her gently.

>>17990252

yes of course. there snever a good time to break up with someone, you arent there to baby them. i coudl understand if its her birthday that weekend or her moms funeral but to just stay with someone indefinitely because they are going through normal life stuff is stupid.

just break up

>>17990252
Just stop taking to her. It's not worth the effort.
>Gf always complaining about life
>Working on Degree in biology online but thinks she's hot shit smart
>help her get a job because she really wants one
>say her Body is literally shutting down and quits after first day
>get tired of how she can't do anything productive because her body somehow rejects it
>My body rejects her and just stops texting her

Ez

>>17990221

What level of education are we talking here?

If you're under 18, just excuse yourself now.

>>17990221
Khan Academy

For some reason I struggle with physics too, even though I'm good at most maths and sciences. Khan Academy helped.

>>17990221
Read your books and do the problems. There is no royal road to mathematics nor to physics. You're supposed to feel dumb when you learn this stuff. Do the problems until you can look at the same type of problem and know exactly what needs to be done.

If you still struggle otherwise, consider hiring a tutor.

Dose it hurt when you blink if you you will need to go to the doc cuz you may have a stye

>>17990197
If so you*****

To answer your question no crying and regular eyedrops will not work

>>17990156

My grandma does this kind of thing with no understanding that some people think it's a little uncomfortable. It's a little bit of a generational thing. For example, she finds the "young Mexican boy" up the road to be "nice but too private," despite the fact he'll come by and help them fix something, bring them some leftovers, whatever.

In their era (and my parents, who are 50+), you used to know everything about your neighbors. My dad, when he was 35 or so, walked around to all of his neighbors' houses in the first week that he moved in, and introduced him to someone. He still laughs that one of his now long-time friends said "uh, hi... yeah? and what do you want?" when he introduced himself.

On the other hand, I don't know the name of a single one of my neighbors.

Just be nice, and it'll work out!

>>17990184
I don't think it will. Sadly, I got a little upset about it and told my grandpa about it...who doesn't really care for white people.

So he traveled over (with his revolver for just in case but under his shirt) and walked around our backyard, where I cleaned up the area.

He said I did great but overdid it and he glanced over to our neighbors backyard and said "Look at their yard...bunch of white trash, don't ever let that upset you, that's just pure white trash"

I then made a nervous nod and laugh because he was a bit loud and I knew that they have their windows open.

So now I'm worried that they heard that and doubt we'll become good neighbors...

>>17990156
it helps to have good relations with neighbors, as long as they are good people
they will watch your back, watch your home when you are way, and take note of any suspicious people like thieves and burglars.

>>17990147

I'd lie about it. Comedy isn't translated as well as its normal delivery.

It's not like it's the kind of show that is going to hella spoil something you should both be "shocked" by, it's a cartoon. If this were a drama, different story maybe.

>>17990147
Find a version in English with [whatever language] subtitles then. You'll get original context and she'll get the gist in her own language.

>>17990161
Also - dont try lying about it - you won't respond naturally to it the second time around

Say no homo while doing it and you will be good to go OP.
Don't overthink

Just go to /gif/, fap to the trap thread, and forget about it.

>>17990097
Short version of your tale:

Saw longhaired guy from behind.
Thought for a moment it was a girl.
Discovered it was a guy.

Big deal. Happens to everyone. Means nothing.