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Long story short, we have always had sex in the dark. He also tends to wear full-body pyjamas.
So it came as a complete shock to me when I saw him in just his boxers in the daylight. He was crouching under the kitchen table trying to grab a fork he had dropped.
He looked disgusting. It was far from "boyish" skinny or lack of muscle. You could see all of his ribs...poking through his back. What little meat he has sagging loosely off the bones. All I could think of was how much like a pathetic worm he looked. I even found myself thinking "I could kill him, and he couldn't fight back." Obviously I wouldn't and I'm embarrassed for having thought that, but I just felt so overcome with feelings of pity and disgust and how unmanly he was. He couldn't protect himself or me. I didn't enter the kitchen and quietly went back to bed.

Don't get me wrong, he's a great husband. We both want kids and with his salary he would have no problem providing for them.
It's just that I don't want his hands anywhere near me. He keeps trying to come on to me, but even in the dark all I can think about is that worm I saw a week ago.

Any advice about his body or my mindset would be very appreciated. I don't want this to ruin us.

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I hooked up with a girl last night (just making out and grinding, no sex). Would it be a mistake to contact her again? I'm leaning towards yes, but what do you guys think?

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How much should one resell alcohol to a minor for?

2 litres Smirnoff

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off

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Do SSRIs fuck your dick/libido up?

Do you go back to normal after stopping them?

I've heard it gets worse long term.

Can you tell me your experience with SSRIs? Thanks.

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This random number texted me this morning/afternoon and they were trying to harass me, no clue who it is, a little sketched out. Should I harass them or let you guys do that? They won't leave me alone

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I recently decided to put all my money into a 3.2% high-interest account (25k DOL/20k EUR).
So you might ask: "why would this be a negative thing?".
Well, the twist is: I can't withdraw the money if i'm not using them to BUY a house/pay down a house, i can use it as equity so i need to loan less.
I knew about this before i deposited the money, but i don't really need money really soon. So i decided to put it all in the 3.2% account because i'm going to buy a house later anyways.

Important
* When i use any of the money from the account (on buying a residential), the interest with stop adding up.
* I will keep getting interest until the year i'm 33 yrs old. (Or until i use some of the money).

Additional notes:
I'm 19 years old
I live in Norway
No plan of moving out until the age of about 25.
I'm currently working, so it's not like i'm in a crisis right away.
Currently no drivers licence but i'm still getting salary each month, so i can afford it.
I'm having a decent releationship with my mom, she will let me stay home until i'm 25-27 if i want.

Main question is if i should:
A: Keep filling the interest account until its fully maxed out? It can hold a total of 72K DOL/67K EUR.
B: Continue saving for emergency fund + saving for general things.

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I just broke up with my girlfriend. There were multiple red flags (fake pregnancy scare, etc) and enough was enough. The problem is even though this is for the best, I still love her and my brain keeps telling me I'm making a mistake.

Is there a way to make the heartache hurt less? I know I did what was best but my emotions are all fucked up.

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I'm so goddamn insecure about my tiny dick. I mean, bone-pressed it'll technically be average, but not bone-pressed it's ridiculously short and skinny. I'm hung like a newborn chinchilla, stabbing at vaginas with my hyper-erect but wholly unsatisfying penis.

I've had horrible sexual experiences due to my dick size. The girl could barely feel it, was clearly disappointed at the end, would laugh at me sometimes, and one gf even asked if I wouldn't mind 'sharing her' in the middle of having sex. On the flip side I've had good sex, I suppose, assuming it wasn't just a show.

Its become a psychologically damaging experience. I've developed a fetish for humiliation since all this, which has helped a lot in me coping, and has helped a lot in me letting go some of my male ego. Which is good, considering all of the shittiness that comes along with having a tiny dick reputation. Girls talk, and the small ones like me get the fucking shaft hard. Guys do too, and even if you're manly like me you end up getting shit on for it and being viewed as somewhat of a bitch.

I do the typical routine. I pretend like it doesn't bother me at all, and that everything is cool and fine, but it's really not. I think about it all the time, and feel like less than a man because of my "little problem".

What do I do? What do you do, fellow small penis'd anons?

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Hey adv

I want to be a normie again, but it feels so hard to do it.

I look decent, I'm hygienic and I'm a very motivated/friendly person, but dont have any friends besides uni. I don't really go out with friends, but whenever I do, it feels so shit that I want to go home and play vidyas again. Heck, everytime I'm out my mind is like "What am I doing here?", Go home and chill buddy".

But I fear that I will regret everything when I'm in my mid 30s. Do I really miss something when I stay in my flat all the time and playing vidyas and workout ? I feel like I'm stuck in my own cage. Also I don't wanna go to parties, since people will force me to drink some alcohol. I hate that shit and cant understand how people cant have fun without that

Also I'm only 20

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If I look ugly as hell is there any hope for me to become prettier without makeup or plastic surgery? I want to look like this girl

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hello
I've got a question for the ones with gfs that had previous relations.
Does it bother you ? Does it make you jealous ? How would you deal with such emotions ?

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I just got fired a day ago from my first real job. I was only there for a month. I know I should start applying to other places ASAP but I'm afraid that they'll look at my experience and reject me. What the fuck should I do?

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so I could use some help. I just found out today that I'm pregnant. I'm 27 and married this will be our 3rd child. the problem is that it's not exactly a good time for another baby right now. my husband is still in college, I work but money is tight. also my youngest is only a year and a half old. I'm not ready to go through another pregnancy just yet. i didn't gain a bunch of weight with the last one or anything but it's still really physically taxing to have a child. my husband was really unhappy when I told him. I feel really nervous and stressed out. how do I put a more positive outlook on this? how do I help my husband be less upset about it?

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Should I believe what Michel Savage says about marijuana causing panic attacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrcaOg9LNeQ