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>>18004182
Do a numa numa video instead. You can at least claim "nostalgia".

about 5 years too late

create a new meme video instead

>>18004160
Cabbies will fuck your shit up if they catch you in some cities.

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>>18004166
Oh?

>>18004166

I'm not afraid of taxi drivers

They usually (read 99.98% of the time) don't

>>18004125
Meet them in real life, do it often.
Spend a lot of time talking, both through text and on webcam.
Don't have an online just because you're too much of a loser to date in real life.

>>18004125
Always engage your partner, talk daily. It would help if you have the same hobbies so you can do stuff together like vidya.

>>18004124
Bitches be crazy. Always claiming depression as an excuse for everything.

>>18004124
It's common to distance yourself from friends and family while depressed. She might be looking for hook ups thinking that it'll make her feel better. Promiscuity is used by some people as a coping method for depression and anxiety disorders.

>>18004135
Fuck off, m8.

Perfectly normal

>>18004106
It won't give you free vr, but it is a cool in between being awake and being asleep.

Really odd feeling.

Well the easiest way to do it is think sbout it a lot and keep a dream journal. That's basically a shotgun approach as the more (oh and do reality checks like counting your fingers offen) you think about it the more likely you are to dream about it.

Wild is a ton of fun though. It's basically hallucinating without drugs. Really hard to do right and scary as hell if you let it be.

>>18004106
Try this during the weekend, it worked for me
Go to sleep at around 5pm and set an alarm for 9pm
When you wake up go to sleep around 30-60min
I don't guarantee it works for you but it wotked for me several times and I discovered it by accident
Now if you do manage to lucid dream it will feel sort of like real life but everything will have that dream haziness to it
Also the dream will still be subject to randomness like regular dreams, lucid dreams can not be controlled
A good way to check if you're dreaming is to firce yourself to open a door in a dream, since you know what to expect in real life but not inside a dream

>>18004523
one problem tho, I find it really hard to sleep in the day

>to quote katy perry
im in tears

>>18004102
it's going nowhere.

you both sound immature

>>18004102
>To quote Katy Perry "we fight we breakup; we kiss we make up"

I don't need to read the rest of the post to know this is some teenager relationshit problem. You two should break up

Have you tried looking at pornography?

>>18004080
The problem is how do I know when I'm at my limit

When you feel pretty hard, give it a good strong flex to gain a few millimeters lol

>>18004046
That image man. My fucking sides

bumb af

I don't seem to commit to anything either, everything gets boring really quickly to me and I don't know what I'll even do after I finish college. How do I motivate myself? How do I find what I really want?
I just don't really know what I want from myself and now nothing really satisfies me, I don't really have something that I am amazing at, I'm average at everything, which makes me hard to make up my mind on what I want, if I was good at something in particular, I'd probably want to get even better at that, but it seems like I can't do one thing for too long, I just lose interest and motivation to do it.
What do you guys do to really get yourself fired up and in the mood for work?

Also what the fuck does bumb mean? Is it a portmanteau of bum and dumb?
I guess I am kinda dumb for asking strangers on the internet for advice.

>>18004036
My god OP, you are literally describing me. Need advice for 2 here please.

>>18004036
imagine her pooping

>>18004040
it will only arouse me more

>>18004034
>I can clearly see that my girlfriend is not even nearly as giving or as focused on me as she used to be and she gives way more attention to other guys in social events and such

OP SHE IS ACTIVELY LOOKING TO KEK YOU! Break up with her now until you turn full on cuck.

>>18004041
Meant to say cuck. I think my auto correct picked up kek as a new word.

>>18004041
Serious answers only please.

She wouldn't cheat on me anyway, and if she did she'd break down and it'd be obvious she did, she'd probably admit it herself too.

>>18004021
>I have to do it on the toilet or when she's asleep next to me if I absolutely must
Says who?

>>18004021
Why do you post OP. You know thus thing isn't going to magically fix itself. You have to break up OP

>>18004026
My boner and pint of jizz

>>18003909
Commuting is so much more economical. Dorms are often extremely overpriced compared to getting your own place (if you could stay with your parents that would be even better). The "college experience" is a meme invented so they can upsell you to live in the dorms.

>>18003940
This. "You won't make friends or have a social life if you don't stay in a dorm" is just plain wrong too. Yes, dorms make it easier, but commuting isn't a barrier

Dorm for sure if it's your freshman year. In high school I was generally liked but never had any really close friends and always felt bad about that. In college I decided to dorm with a random roommate and even though I'm not friends with that guy, pretty much all of my closest friends now are people that were on my floor, or people that I met through other people on my floor, and I would have never had the experiences that built our bond so much if I didn't live in the dorm. I might not have even met most of them.

If you already have a decent friend group or don't wanna make one, then commuting is probably the better option.

Tell the bitch to get tested if she wants some fuck. If she refuses you've dodged a bullet.

Relax. Youre fine. Stop worrying so much.

>>18003891
This.

>>18003865
You might want to joke around it before you do the deed for the first time, but I wouldn't, like, include it in your introduction or anything.

>>18003865
Get good at licking pussy.

They won't care about your penis size

>>18003865
No
It's like girls wearing wonderbras but having tiny boobs.
If it's a one night stand they might never come back though.

Also just to say, I've dated a guy with a 3.5 inch dick and I was pretty satisfied.
>>18003885
this is true too.

You are simply outgrowing your destructive lifestyle.

Try creating something or helping people and you will feel fulfilled.

>>18003817
If you sought fulfillment from torturing animals, isolating yourself from human affection and abusing others then your soul is already dead.

>>18003817
You are simply realizing the futility of existence a little further. Nearly everyone on this board is on the same path, it seems.
Do as you did from the beginning : do useless shits to keep your brain occupied. If you find the current shits boring, try some new, like >>18003821 suggested.