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>>18677438

sure, thats great, but why does it have to be a woman? go be surprised and outsmarted by a man and feel good about how its not negatively impacting yo marriage.

>>18677438
Time and patience.

I've known... two woken in 15 years of looking
They're not common

The fact that you're married means you're probably fucked
Like, would you get with a married woman?

>>18677441
See, asked this once and got the same answer. I can't quantify it. It's just not the same.

>>18677447
Wouldn't matter if she was married or not. Would probably be better actually. She wouldn't expect anything from me and I would not have to wonder if I was accidentally leading her on.

What kind of job? If you're a part time wage slave they probably don't care in the long run if you miss one day but if it's some prestigious salary job well need some context

>>18677430

>im sick

frankly, it makes more sense to take two days off then just one.

>>18677437
I put in
cctv and other security technology

>>18677444
What should I say I have?

There's always church and figuring out if old people on Facebook you somehow have added have children they've sheltered all their lives

>>18677419

there is no special club or secret meeting place for women that cater to your interests. life is diverse. so like anyone else with a niche you simply have to live your life, approach women and SEE if they are the kind of girl you like. You cannot expect some place to put all the girls together for you to make your life easier. its a very egotistical thought.

Anime cons have plenty of virgins if you know how to play around mental illnesses.

>>18677408

>not-so-obvious

nope. look at healthy people, pretend to be like them, thats it. can't get any more specific if you don't.

maybe look into actually having good mental health.

>>18677408

Dialectic Behavioral Therapy and then Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

Also, 100 MG on Zoloft or its' generic equivalent.

Bob's your uncle.

>>18677418

Pretending to be 'normal' or 'sane' will eventually lead to a psychotic break; I had one two years ago and lost everything.

So I enrolled in a DBT group and got on Zoloft; it's an 11 month program and the Zoloft really helps with depression and anxiety. An unfortunate side effect is it kills your libido/sex drive but honestly, it's given me sooooo much more free time to spend on my studies.

What exactly are you asking for advice on? Are you asking for surname suggestions? Are you looking for reaffirmation that you are making the right choice? Are you just a dumb blogposter?

Change your name to Nukem and name your son Duke.

>I'm getting my first tattoo in two days
>I haven't decided what I want yet
>Still gonna do it though
It's a stupid idea, if that's what you're wondering

>>18677428
(You)

>how do i go about this situation?

I don't understand the question. Are you afraid of her judging you? Does her opinion greatly matter to you? Just do whatever the fuck you want you dolt.

>>18677400
I wanta fuck her senpai

>>18677403
>h-hey [n-name], wanna h(swallow spit) hang out sometime? Not like a date or anything haha.. uhh.

just liek get gf bro

>>18677384
fat wallet and a fat dick

>>18677384
i just kinda gravitate toward the women who laugh at my jokes. then i fuck 'em

>>18677387
How?

>>18677309
No but it always seems to end up like it

>>18677309
Yes. Honestly I just prefer female friends cause I grew up around girls.
But I usually don't "get their attention" we just sit next to each other somehow and eventually make friends.

No not unless they are friends with more girls that might be able to date.

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>>18677305
> she eats my ass

Stop ruining the young vag for the rest of us. Jesus Christ at 38 you should be off having a midlife crisis not shitposting about getting your asshole licked by a teenager. Go buy a fucking boat or whatever you almost-dead grandpa's do.

>>18677310
I also have a 24 yo

>>18677298
find a purpose to your existence. don't just make friends for the hell of it. your mom isn't here to take you to playdates, and your friend can't force people to interact with you either.

it sounds like you have two solid friendships and that is very good. if you want to be around more people you should try dating or a hobby or career networking. with a *purpose* to your interactions, making friends will come naturally and be very beneficial.

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>tfw made good friends in the military
>tfw did everything together, went out and all that
>tfw they even tried to cure my emotional/social retardation at one point
>tfw out now and they all went back home
>tfw alone again

Weed and lifting has helped me cope with this loneliness but its beginning to eat away at me, I spend weekend nights just sitting on my bed and staring at the wall just getting lost in my own memories. Meanwhile my friends, who were all better adjusted than I am, are getting on with their lives, going to school, getting in relationships/married and they still call or text me every other day to check up on me.

What the fuck is wrong with me, why can't I make friends like the ones I made in the Marines?

>>18677298
You meet people you enjoy spending time with.

Spend less time online honestly

>>18677274
do you want to put a country in the hands of the likes o' me? i sure as hell don't.

>>18677269
If you're in or near a university, check out the LGBT society.

If you're in or near a big city, check out the gay bars and clubs (Just google "gay bars chicago" or whatever city)

>>18677269
show pics so we can rate you and see if you actually have any chance to get dick or nah

women

>>18677266
she doesn't like you anymore.

You should probably get yourself better first and then go after women.

>>18677264
hahaha. Yeah some people are moochy fuckers. Just ignore them or flat out tell them go fuck yourself bud.

>>18677284
>Just ignore them or flat out tell them go fuck yourself bud.
Yeah, I was afraid those were the only two solutions.
I'm just upset at myself for not seeing what was happening before this. It's like this person I genuinely thought was my friend has a completely different opinion of me. For all I know she doesn't give a shit at all and was just in it for the grade boost.

Think about her deepthroating Chad's cock during that week. When he's used her all up she lays her head on his chest.

"You're so big, Chad."

Chad: "you're such a slut, skipping class for a whole week just to be my whore"

"Don't worry about that, Anon is taking notes for me ;-P"

Chad laughs, rolls her over and jams his cock in her anus.


Do you really want to be that guy anon?

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Pump and dump then ghost

>>18677241
"Hey, I just wanna be friends"

stop worrying about being the "bad guy" like a faggot

>>18677247
This. The worse guy is the one who leads her on and wastes her time

Don't bother, guy looks like a douchebag.

>>18677221
Show him your dick

Did you try telling him you want him to be yours?

Either do that or come up with some elaborate plan that is retarded when you could just fucking tell him.