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Accidentally hit my cat 2017-02-02 07:26:03 Post No.18015202
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Let me be clear by saying this was an accident and I would never intentionally hurt an animal and I love this particular cat.
So I was asleep on the couch in my living room and my two dogs were barking at the door for like 10 minutes on and off. For some reason in my stupor my reaction is to slap the top of the couch with my hand and I shot up straight. Instead of my hand hitting the couch though, I hear THWAP and I hit my fucking cat who was sitting there. I had no idea she was there and now I feel like a complete scumbag. She wasn't originally my cat and is pretty skittish but over the last year I've gotten her to trust me and now I fucked it up. Am I a terrible person and do you think she'll ever trust me again?
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>>18015202
Yeah, shit happens.
cat will forgive you
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>>18015202
first of all this goes in /an/
second of all unless you broke something the cat's not going to give a shit five minutes later, it's a fucking cat.
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lol, I definitely expected this to be about a car from the post title. Be glad it's a comparatively minor problem anon
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I was promoted today to a management position, the problem is that I feel like I haven't earned it nor am I suitable for the job.
I've chased this role for the last year but, now I have it, it feels wrong. What the hell can I do?
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Pretend and do your best.
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Just take it. You obviously did something to be promoted, so just accept it. Improve yourself as much as possible so that you will be able to do your job as effectively as possible.
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>>18015173
Thanks, I figure if I go see the company shrink that's going to harm my chances when I am ready.
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It is said that Polygamy is illegal in most western states. but polygamy shows that being the act of being married to more than one wife. so would it still fall under polygamy if you are married to one woman and not the other but still life together?
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>>18015149
the government doesn't tend to get itself involved unless theres some really crazy circumstanes. as long as you ddont go full mormon with multiple wives all having your kids in the same household the government doesnt care there is too much to worry about that someone who is living in a trilationship literally doesn;t matter
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Well
That was almost english.
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No, that's not polygamy but if something goes wrong, it can really messy, legally speaking. Also isn't that technically polyamory?
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How do I shop for groceries?
I found a couple of cookbooks and I want to learn how to cook. Do I just buy what I need for that one recipe or do I compensate and buy a variety for multiple dishes?
Note: I've never cooked anything that required a recipe before
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>>18015100
try to plan out like a week at a time (in the US rural areas/suburbs) and buy a week's worth of groceries at once. If you live in a larger downtown area that's walkable, or basically anywhere in the EU (to my very limited understanding) you can probably just buy what you need every day after work for use that night.
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whatever fits your circumstances chief :). Don't be so retarded people can't handhold you through everything. Buying groceries is something basic. Just buy what you need for now and if you are finding you would have wanted more buy more next time. ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE YOUR NEEDS.
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>make a list of the dishes you want to make
>make a list of ingredients you need for those dishes
>buy those ingredients
thats it. there will be overlap so you dont need to buy 3 whole onions for 3 dishes that all ask for just a little bit obviously.
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/adv/, I need help regarding a subject that may or may not be life threatening.
Let me start by somewhat explaining my problem.
I live in Venezuela. As some of you might know, the country has become a commie shithole.
I've been doing my best to leave, but everytime I think I have it sorted out (like,now I managed to make some money in $, which helps because we have a very strict exchange rate control), something else comes up to fuck my shit up.
Now it turns out, I need to renew my passport, but due to corruption and a ridiculous resession, public workers are "asking" (more like stealing with your permission, because it's fucking ilegal) for $500 to print your passport, because "there's no material to print them". And the worse of it all? No law will punish these dick suckers, because law enforcement plainly doesn't exist here.
So I have two alternatives:
a) I pay the ridiculous amount of $500 to get my passport printed, but take longer to leave this shithole, and risk being left with no internet because of some new censorship bullshit the government comes up with.
b) I don't pay and live here until I die of either anger, depression or maybe even hunger.
What I really wanted to ask /adv/ is if there's any other alternative. I feel like paying these $500 doesn't ensure I'll be able to leave, and whoever I pay this will be all smiles and not give a fuck. But I don't want to stay in this shithole.
Is there any international law that helps me if I can't get my passport issued because the country is ruled by thugs?
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>>18015044
>dear trump
>please save me from these godless commies
>t. not a commie
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>>18015048
I'm not really expecting Trump to do anything about it because, let's be honest, why would he?
I also don't want to move to USA, migrating there is too difficult and I'm not going in ilegally, fuck that.
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>>18015044
It's called refugee program. Also you could just come illegally, pay some druglords and they'll escort you right to the border. My dad got out of Cuba that way. They'll give you papers.
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I'm 25 and have never had a girlfriend or had sex, let alone kissed a girl. I've always dealt with it by kind of ignoring the problem. Now all of my friends are starting to get into serious relationships and I'm all alone still. It's starting to get to me.
I almost got a girlfriend, she was one of the only girls I've ever truly connected with, but I hesitated despite her giving me 10000 chances and she's gone now. Ever since, I've been in a horrible depression. I've been depressed for almost half a year and my whole life is falling apart now. I'm just so tired of being all alone with no intimacy... go your whole life without it, and tell me how you feel at 25? I'm even starting to push my friends away now because I have just lost motivation to do anything. Every single day I care less and less about my future.
Help.
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>>18015001
i understand how hard it is to be alone. i dont date but if i go more than a month without affection it starts to grate on me. i can only imagine what a lifetime of that might feel like.
but you're at a crossroads. you can either choose to live for yourself, or not live at all. cuz what you're doing, the path you're going down, its not living.
unfortunately thats your only options. you could probably find a girl if you tried hard enough dont get me wrong, but its beside the point. you need to figure out if its something you'll rise above.
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>>18015001
>go your whole life without it, and tell me how you feel at 25
I'm 27 and I don't mind it at all. I do wish I had friends though, I don't even have anyone to hang out with.
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>>18015001
>go your whole life without it, and tell me how you feel at 25?
The difference is we're made to be intimate, you're not (otherwise you wouldn't be a virgin); some people are destined to be alone because they naturally project an inhospitable personality.
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Quick question..
What is term again, where you think you've come up with something on your own, but actually you're just remembering something you consciously forgot? (I think it's some kind of cognitive bias/psychology term)
Please help.
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stupidity
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>>18014994
Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion
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>>18014994
cryptomnesia (unconscious plagiarism) is when you forget the source of a bit of knowledge or work and think you came up with it.
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Im stuck in a bad position I hate my classes but I cant afford to drop them because it would ruin my financial aid. They put me in the wrong math class for my major and im in a class that has too many people and large crowds freak me out. Things have changed in my schedule since start of semester too. I just cant go to class more that 1 day a week and I have to go 3 days a week right now. Im really struggling in my classes and am uninspired. I cant make up my mind because I want to avoid the negative consequences of dropping but I need a break so bad. Im just miserable. Im not even taking these loans out to get a degree im just trying to make friends what do I do?
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>>18014973
bump
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>>18014973
BUMP
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Grow some balls, finish this semester, get some fucking help for your anxiety or whatever special snowflake condition you have, and don't come back until you've dealt with it. Boo fucking hoo you have to go to class 3 days a week.
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coming out as bi to best friend 2017-02-02 05:04:44 Post No.18014840
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coming out as bi to best friend
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2017-02-02 05:04:44
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i've been thinking about this for a while but i don't want my sexuality to be my identity, however, i guess it wouldn't unless i made it
on principle i think that for something to be normalized then pointing it out is counter intuitive so i'm kind of on the fence
will this take a weight off my shoulders?
and just for reference i have actually had a relationship with a guy so i'm not just bicurious
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What I did was just drop a few mentions of exboyfriends/exgirlfriends in normal conversations where appropriate. It was obvious enough that I swing both ways, but never a big deal. Might depend on your best friend's attitude, though, so you know best how to handle it.
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>>18014849
yeah i think he'll understand that i don't want it to be my identity because i've voiced my opinions about coming out culture, it's just hard to drop things casually in conversation because there's the assumption that i'm straight
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"coming out" as bi is literally just telling all your friends and family that you're a turboslut.
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Move in in with a friend to a new apartment in sep. I pay 700$, friend 800$. All plus bills.
Friend broke up with his gf after few days of move in. After a month they are together again. And heres the deal. Now friends gf is like 5 nights a week in our flat. So basically she lives here even if she have her own flat, but dont pay for it because it's her grandmas house. She dont pay for our flat either, but the bills are obviously higher. Hairs everywhere, she moans like a fucking idiot when they are fucking. This shit makes me mad. I didnt agreed to live with 2 people in this small apartment. There is another option on the horizon for me, to move in with another mate, around april.
What would you advise guys?
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>>18014796
You should outright voice your concerns to your m8 and go from there. Otherwise they'll never know the issue
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>>18014804
Ill probably do it soon, so he could find someone else.
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>>18014796
bump
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Picking up chicks as a feminine guy 2017-02-02 04:12:15 Post No.18014755
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Picking up chicks as a feminine guy
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2017-02-02 04:12:15
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Hello /adv/,
I'm a mostly gay guy who's slightly interested in girls too. I have only been with 1 girl when I was in high school and want to try to pick up a chick for a quick fuck again.
Problem is, I'm naturally very girly. I have beautiful long hair, a girly face, girly body, I get called "ma'am" a lot even though I dress like a guy. I'm not trans or anything, I've got a big fat dick that works. I just look girly. How do I turn girls onto me? I have no problem picking up dudes but girls are beyond me.
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>>18014755
post a pic or we cant help you
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>>18014755
Some girls like that, just try to be friends with them first.
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>>18014763
Somehow I feel like this is not good advice
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Hey /adv/,
I need help with a particular issue going on in my life currently. I've been dating my boyfriend for the past 3 years (starting in March 2017) and I recently started working with his mother because she was looking for someone who had my skill sets. While I was hesitant and kept telling my bf no, he showed her my resume and she pleaded that I give it a shot.
Now working with her 80% of the time is actually pretty awesome. She treats me like any other employee, with a couple of exceptions, which is nice because it helps the president of the company know that if I fuck up, she'll cut me off immediately. The 20% that's bad is because being treated as her employee at work, she gives me her gripes about life. I like listening to people's problems because I like to reflect ideas that I would or think about doing, but the problem is some of her stress comes from my boyfriend. I feel for her and explain how my mother does differently (world's differently), but I feel like she's over the edge from time to time because of her familial stress.
So I wanted to ask if it would be odd if I stepped into the picture and called for a family meeting... In my head, I feel like the entire family would retaliate against me in principle because MY family would have a fit if some outsider attempted to fix the family's issues. (Whatever is in the family stays in the family). I do tell my boyfriend about his mother's complaints; however, and when they have family meetings (the first couple I wasn't because at those times, we had only been dating for a year).
So what does /adv/ think about me attempting to get them in a family meeting? Sorry for the long and semi incoherent post, so please ask questions so I can clarify.
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Is this really to retarded to be answered by anyone?
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Too*
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But IMO, do it, I know people almost always avoid family issues...but also....it is good confonting them.
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i need you help
I am translating a novel from English language to my Thai language
and now i have a problem to understand this page
"She begins shaking her head, as if answering no to a whole lot of questions i haven't even got to do yet. Drops of water fly left and right,like it's raining inside and horizontally. Her hair swishes behind her, the wet ends striking the walls and the doorframe. It flicks around into the front of her face and sticks there"
what is this mean ? Is this guy rape and cum on her face ?
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Hey, I've been thinking about reading this book. From what I know about the story it sounds like she has wet hair (from the rain or getting out of the shower), she sees him and shakes her head "no" so hard and that shakes the water out of her hair and makes the wet strands smack into the walls/doorframe and then stick to her face. Like when someone with long hair shakes their head after getting out of a pool
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>>18014695
>Is this guy rape and cum on her face
Is it that kind of book though? I thought Paul Cleave tended to keep things pretty clean
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Sawutdee
Short answer: No
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My lack off confidence wont let me do the things i realy need in my life. im 23 and im not looking for a girl i know it wont last. but i met this woman shes 27 now and i pushed her away because i lack condfidence. we spoke 4 days ago. befor that we havent spoke for 2 months because i fucked up. she gave me chances to act accordingly, but i never realy did it. i saw the signs but i did not act on them. she kissed me instead of me kissing her. i lack experience with woman but im not bad at if like alot of people say it on /adv/. its just that i dont act on things when its clearly infrond of me. i pushed her away. when we spoke she said im to soft on her and to cautious. i dont know how to love. i had a girlfriend befor her but we never verified it, that lasted 3 moths cant call that a relationship. how do i get better at this?
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Learn from your mistakes.
Don't wallow in self-pity from this because it will only leave you frustrated, depressed, and doing nothing. Realize what went wrong and work from this to improve yourself.
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>>18014629
Why did you push her away?
Love is a lot of things. Everyone has different perceptions of it. It can come down to how much you trust and accept another being, or something much simpler than that. Find out what it means to you and you'll know it when it happens
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>>18014740
my lack of confidence pushed her away. i did not act on the signs that was given to me from her when were dating and hanging out. when i did act on them it was to late. i never touched her, give her hugs etc. this is the part i dont get about myself. im afraid she thinks i only want her for sex. i want to love and sex her but i dont know how to love. i recieve love but i cant give love back.
Gf of 4years says it would be ok if I look at porn and masturbate in the house while she's there. We've never watched porn together she's never caught me masturbating and I'm really good about deleting my browsing history. Is this a trap?
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Probably not, but make sure what your watching, if youre going to leave it for her to see, make sure it wont offend her or turn her off. It will leave a bad impression. And also... dont ever put masturbating in front of actually being with her. Then the jealousy will kick in.
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>>18014602
Not necessarily. If you have a higher sex drive than she does, she could be just giving you leeway with this so that she doesn't have to sleep with you so often. Makes life easier for both of you, if that's the case.
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>>18014602
Some girl pal of hers complained about catching her bf, and yours assumes all guys are like him and wants to show she's cool by being so liberal about it. The comment is more about her than you.