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How the fuck do you tell if a grill is actually interested or just fishing for fucking attention

I am literally unable to distinguish between the two.

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off

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Why does the universe hate me?

Background: I embarrassed myself in front of a female coworker months ago. I've been trying to avoid her ever since, and was mostly successful until this week.

For some reason, even though I haven't run into her for months, by incredible coincidence we've been arriving and leaving work within seconds of each other every day this week so far. So basically I have to walk into the office behind her, trying my hardest not to appear like a stalker. And it doesn't look great when we both leave at the same time either. Whenever we make eye contact I KNOW she's remembering my idiotic behavior from months ago. I almost want to change jobs just to work somewhere else where no one knows how I humiliated myself.

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I can't stop myself lying or bending the truth. Most of the time I don't notice it myself. Why do I do this and how do I make it stop?

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/adv/, how is a 25 year old female deal with the fact that's she's still a virgin when trying to find a compatible other?

I feel like such a loser. I was in an LDR for 8 years and never got to fuck or meet up or anything before I ended it. Ask any male if they'd date a 25 year old virgin and they'd say no, there's obviously something wrong with her. I guess staying loyal and committed to a relationship, even if it was an LDR, means having something wrong with you.

How do I get around this while still being honest?

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Would you end a relationship if you found out your partner owned guns and supported gun rights?

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Pic related. There was this gum about 15 years ago, it was coming from a tube liek that, you would squeeze it out by turning that part at the bottom, liek a glue stick. It was pink and very bubbly, kinda soft. I remember it had dark brown color (the tube) and it had some ancient egypt/mummy/pharaoh characters and design/gimmick, and IDK if I'm right, but there may have been some small toys added to it, but maybe not. Perhaps this gum was produced by Hubba Bubba, but I'm not too positive on this. Does anyone else remeber this gum? What was it called? Any pics? I can't find anything.

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Is it possible to become shorter

I know it sounds whack.. I just hate me height. In like 5'5 female but I feel super tall... I wanna be 5'2 but I'll take 5'3. I feel like my bf likes super short girls and like when he sees them I feel ugly . Just wondering if it's possible or if anyone has been able to? Does squats helpp? Running? Anytning ?

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So I dated a girl starting around 2011.
We traveled the world together.
We had a dog.
We had a house.
We were 21 and in "love."
We broke up. Whatever. She wanted to fuck/date chicks she said.
We're not friends on FB, but not blocked.
She's super hot. And really smart. Never told a lie. Which is crazy rare.
She just had an "miscarriage" with the dude she's been dating for like, 6 months?
I've had no idea of these things because I don't stalk my exes.
Anyways, she just called me for the first time in 4 months or something. I didn't answer.
She's been popping up in my dreams almost every night since all of this has happened and I didn't even know of it.
It feels like we can sense each other regardless of whether we're dating or fucking.
We've known each other for 20 years now.
It's tripping me out.

Do I say something to her, or keep the silence? Do I acknowledge the phone call? I don't want to get back together with her, but she is one of those people, if she died, it would hurt worse than almost anyone. I just want to make sure she's okay.

This is plaguing me. I feel like most people would say to just ask if she's okay, but, It's a weird situation.

Advice?

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Necesito que alguien me diga como bloquear una red de internet estoy harta de que mi vecino me la vuele todo el tiempo, a cambio puedo pasar un pack mio. De verdad que odio que me roben el internet. espero su ayuda o consejos. :c

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Nobody likes me not even myself

Is this a good reason to kill myself

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> studying electrical engineering and sound engineering for 5 years now
> for three years never failed a test
> two years ago I fail this test
> determinaten.jpg
> finish all aother classes
> today I had a second attempt at the test I failed two years ago
> studied for a month
> everything we did at university, I totally nailed it at home
> get the exam paper
> never seen any of this before
> completely fail
> everybody else who didn't study nearly as hard didn't find it all that difficult

I have ne more attempt at this. is this really the class that will break 5 years of university? how do you study for something that your brain obviously cannot process?

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I have second chance with a girl i was in love with, but i just got engaged to the girl i started dating after we parted ways. What do?

>be in love with girl i met in japan
>fly back to work a second time just to see her
>things are incredible and then fall apart
>so upset i decide to wait for her for a few more years
>while waiting slowly get over it and find girl i knew from states and start dating her
>wife material. 2 years later i propose
>1 month later first girl moves back and is ready to start anew/get married herself

I love my fiance dearly, but i cant help but have feelings still for the first girl.

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I'm 23 and still a virgin. Getting really desperate! Should I trust dating sites? I can't trust prostitutes because it's illegal here.

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So me and my girlfriend split 2 months ago. We were together for 5 years and i've been healing the wound by hooking up with Tinder girls for the last month and a half.

and this is pissing off the neckbeard in my office. He is constantly starting debates about the morality of it and how he is nice and caring yet has only had one girlfriend who was a whale.

How do I shut him up so A. He isn't butting into my personal life and B. isn't killing team morale by being a fucking buzz kill.