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The only time i get a hard on is when i wake up in the morning 2017-02-05 04:56:19 Post No.18021902
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The only time i get a hard on is when i wake up in the morning 2017-02-05 04:56:19 Post No.18021902
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The only time i get a hard on is when i wake up in the morning
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2017-02-05 04:56:19
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All other times when i get an erection it is at like 70%
What do?
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>>18021902
Pills
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>>18021902
Oh for fuck sake this is getting out of hand Chris.
Honestly it's your own fault.
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Who did this?
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How do I stop feeling inferior for being a kissless virgin?
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>>18021883
by either getting a kiss / losing your virginity, or not caring about those things.
no, there isn't some magic ritual you can do.
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>>18021883
Inferior to what?
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>>18021888
Guys with relationship and sexual experience
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So, this girl I'm talking with (in a non romantic way) is into wiccans and stuff. Like, witches, Black magic, and other relative things. She's cool and all but half the stuff she talks about goes over my head and I feel bad for asking every five seconds stuff like "What does (Insert random witch stuff) mean". What do?
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>>18021866
Drop her like a sack of potatoes.
There is literally not a single person past the age of 25 who is a "Wiccan" and doesn't live in a trailer and weight 300 pounds.
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>>18021866
pay attention.
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>>18021868
i weigh 145 pounds and i live in a house but thanks daddy
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>fallen in love with a girl who has BPD
how fucked am I?
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I am so sorry, dude.
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>>18021836
I bet she also has 'anxiety' and 'depression'. Definitely not made up fake diseases at all
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With a guy right now who has it.
Don't count on her having a stable job to help you out with anything.
Lifelong commitment to take care of her ass financially and emotionally.
Enjoy.
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Should you kiss on the first date?
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>>18021835
Depends, do you like kissing people or not?
if you like kissing people and the person you went to a date with, also enjoys kissing people then go for it
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>>18021849
That's the thing though. It's a first date so you don't know if the other person likes anything. It's a very confusing time.
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>>18021835
maybe, maybe not
don't force it
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>tfw it never goes past the first date
I don't understand it. Is it because I'm an autist? Doubtful cause conversations on dates always flow nicely. I can always get them to laugh a good amount and things seem pleasant enough. The way I see it, if I was an autist then I wouldn't get numbers from girls in the first place. Is it because I'm ugly? Well, I am an ugly fat waste of space but at the same time girls still give me their numbers and seem enthusiastic about a first date. Makes no sense to me why they'd go on a date in the first place if they weren't attracted to me; hell I wish I didn't get dates cause then I could just explain it by being an ugly fuck.
What reason could there be for getting ghosted every single time? Only thing I can think of is maybe its cause I always end dates with a hug and never go in for a kiss, but that seems a bit forward for only a first date, no? I just don't get it.
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>>18021822
Dude work on your bulge game. Shit strap a banana in your belt line if need be. Obviously youve got the game to get women on dates. So make your pakage look good and girls will litterally vault at your crotch.
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>>18021843
But what if I manage to get a girl in bed? They'll know I'm really a fair bit below average.
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>>18021854
Stick it in and finish before she sees that it's small
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I was cooking sausage rolls and I've wrapped the pastry and everything but I just found out I've got no eggs. Anybody know what I can use as a replacement?
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=egg+replacements
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It's all vegan shit man
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>>18021814
Google egg replacements for a dozen sites offering recipes and tricks
I'm Liam and I am a healthy 18 year old man in college but I am still a virgin. My friends tell me I'm attractive so I don't understand why nobody likes me. I used to be really socially awkward but now I'm really confident. But everytime I talk to a girl and it seems to be going well she tells me she just wants to be friends.
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>>18021810
Try using an apparatus such as a cucumber taped to your inner leg, to give the illusion that you have a bigger than average weiner. Idk if it works but try it and report back.
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>>18021821
This is dumb advice...
OP, carry around a Magnum condom and casually drop it when you pull stuff out of your pocket. That way they'll know you have a magnum dong that only a monster condom can contain.
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>>18021825
Damn this actually beats my ideas. I was gonna suggest starching the zipper of your jeans forward some. To imply a healthy and ample bulge.
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May be mutually catching feelings for my fuckbuddy but it's not reasonable for us to date.
>FWB and I met just a little over a week ago on Tinder
>Me, 22. Her, 21. Mutual first fuckbuddies
>Asked to meet after a couple days of messaging when I was traveling (She lives an hour away)
>We hit it off pretty well and hooked up at her place
>Stayed in touch
>Ended up heading out a couple days ago to see her again
>Ten hours of hanging out, fucking, etc, spent the night there
>High intimacy, shared kinks, similar senses of humor, great chemistry
>We've expressed that we like each other a lot
>She went on another two Tinder dates with another guy who's clearly looking for more
>She seems not to be into him. She clowned him pretty hard that night and he doesn't sound like competition (clingy, male, doofy, not as attractive)
>We've already agreed to meet a third time despite this guy
>Still jelly as fuck
I'd just ask her to be exclusive but:
>We work a lot
>She lives an hour away
>I'm starting a play which means a lot of time rehearsing
>I'm not emotionally available for a relationship
>We've already talked about being friends with benefits and agreed it was a good idea
>We both got out of relationships recently and don't want to enter new ones
I dunno, as much as we like each other and get along, neither one of us wants a relationship. But I'd really hate for this to end. It's a bit more than just sex at this point. If she were just fucking this guy I wouldn't have a problem. But now I'm getting to a point where I don't maintain my Tinder or look at other girls because subconsciously I feel like I've already got someone.
How do I best handle this situation?
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Does she have any redeeming qualities? It sounds like you're fucking up senpai
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>>18022092
She's really sweet, we get along well, she's funny, we have at least a few common interests, the sex is some of the best I've had.
How am I fucking up?
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>>18022151
Im kind of iffy on women that find men on dating sites. That alone is a gamble for me.
The biggest deal breaker for me is that she lives an hour away. That's a big deal and will more than likely cause many probs down the road.
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How do I get invited to college parties, find out about them, and get friends to come with me?
I'm a Freshman and I spent first semester studying for most part and turned down invitations to go out and party.
I'm friendly with people and will usually get some "Heys" while walking around campus, so I'm not some social autist. But I feel like a lot of my closer friends in STEM aren't much party-types hence why I don't really know much about parties going around.
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>>18021790
Is it cool to just crash a party by myself or invite some friends over to crash one if I overhear about one?
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>>18021790
Normies generally tend to use Facebook to plan events. Add a few of them on normiebook, get Chummie and you'll probably see a random invite every once in a while to some party. In all honesty though you will probably be bored after 3 or 4 of these 'party's' they all tend to be the same
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Inviting 2 or 3 friends over , getting high / drunk playing Vidya and fucking with the neighbors is way more fun
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>two girls
>girl A:
>hot
>hates her dad and men
>is offputting and bitchy in demeanor, very cold
>extremely sexual, into kinky shit
>disassociative, emotionally unavailable and weird- borderline autistic
>feminist
>girl B:
>hot
>warm, funny, positive emotions abound
>sexually attractive, but not a "sexual person", more into the romance side of things. A "lovemaker"
>strong and sure of herself as a woman, but not man-hating tier feminist
>emotionally balanced
Girl A gets my mental boner raging while girl B bores me. Is this a problem that can be fixed, or should I just live as a bachelor and fuck girls like girl A while keeping my distance from them?
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>>18021766
How old are you?
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>>18021775
That's kinda right on the borderline, if you were younger I'd say just have fun and don't overthink it. What about your own personality? Which girl is more similar to you?
I just want to be dead but I want to challenge my ideas because maybe I miss something.
I'm 29 living with 1 parent and since middle school I have notice I dont feel happy or I can count the moments I have felt happy. After so many year of trying treatment with a psychologist and psychiatrist I still feel like shit. Even worst with every year that pass. I turning older and I dont have anything in my life aside from clothes or objects. I went to college and got a paper saying that I got a degree. I realize that this is not going to end soon and its going to be worst every year.
I believe that the right decision is to die
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No OP the right decision is to stay alive. Here's why. I am making my entire life, the purpose of my entire being, to find immortality. Not in a crazy wacko nut job way either. I'm going to be entering the medical field in the field of age extension research in general. I have a reputation for coming up with very clever creative solutions to problems that give people a very hard time usually.
And I am also prepared to work very hard on getting very good at money in general to where I can start creating a cascade of funding and significantly more man power in age extension research in general. Listen, I am going to make absolutely sure we discover immortality in your life time. I am going to make that happen.
And when we become immortal our technology will eventually get so good that we will be able to program ourselves to be 10 times happier 24/7 than we could ever feel right now. It will be a utopia like you couldn't believe. And our technology will get so good after thousands and millions of years that we will be able to figure out the universe completely and prove once and for all if anything made this. And then if we prove there is an afterlife and something worth going to, then, you can kill yourself.
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>>18021783
I found that idea to be somewhat selfish. Why do you want me to stay en a party I'm not enjoying?
Do I have to live like shit just because other want me to stay there? When I know that I could delete my existence and that's it, I'm no longer forced to be where I dont want.
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Found this in my dads backyard
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Buddy pot and hemp are the same thing...
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>>18021752
no, anon, they are not.
>>18021712
it is most likely pot (a sativa by the look of it). hemp is cultivated for the fibrous material, so unless its just a shits and giggles thing, theres really no point to having a single hemp plant.
make sure to sing to it sometimes, they love that shit.
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>>18021712
That's pot, but I don't see any buds. Is it a male? Haha.
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Has a woman ever gotten pregnant from jizz on the toilet?
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If they were grinding their cunt on the fucking toilet seat, then msybe.
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>>18021711
^This
It's not impossible, but EXTREMELY unlikely. Sperm doesn't survive long outside the body for starters, and it also doesn't swim well contrary to popular belief. That's why you gotta shoot your load up in the lady if you're really trying to get preggo.
You can get a super swimmer though, but again, very unlikely.
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>>18021722
I'm not asking if it's possible (pretty much anything when it comes to pregnancy is theoretically POSSIBLE) but has there ever been an actual case of it happening?
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My penis is constantly dirty and smells bad. I don't know what i'm doing wrong. Do I really need to shower more than once a week?
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in my country its weird if you don't shower once a day. i used to have smegma problems too and the best advice i can give is to stop using soap to clean it. water only on your penis and after a shower pull back your foreskin (if you have any) and wiggle your dick about to let it air dry.
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>>18021699
also when you jerk off, clean it up