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No.

stupid idea

t. troll
t. r9k
t. it's my birthday ;)

>>18024061
whats the sauce tho

>>18024020

No, you're fine. However strippers can get extremely catty with each other as one girl might suck up all the money. Be friendly with them and even take one for the team a few times and they'll warm up. Also make sure you're not taken advantage of by the owners. If you're good looking and a good flirt make sure you're going to a better establishment. Know your worth and don't sell yourself short.

>>18024020
Picture of your body and I'll tell you how much you can make

> (Also I don't do drugs or drink and don't want to.)
Oh you'll start within a few months of stripping

>>18024027

Drinking is likely gonna happen, but avoid the drugs. Your body is your money maker and you'll fuck up your body that way. You don't fuck with your bread and butter.

You'll eventually grow out of it.

>>18023981
1. Diary

2a. Make exercising schedule: 3 days per week -- 20-30 minutes jog.

2b. Keep your mind on breathing, eyes on horizon and keep a straight back (while jogging, duuh).

3. Set goals.

4. Makes notes on your progress.

5. Don't quit. Not for a month, week or day.

6. Find new ways to socialize and grow as a person.

>>18023981
meditate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaNO09cPS6c&spfreload=1

>met bf2 before bf1
This timeline makes no sense.

>>18023962
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>18023972
Its really a rating as to whos first in my life.

>>18023889
>Anyone know if there actually is group work in college?
Depends on the major, but generally, yes.

>If there is, how do you guys get out of it?
You don't do the work and get a failing grade.

>>18023889
>I really dislike working with other people on projects due to bad past experiences.

You know, "working", as in "earning a paycheck", usually involves working with others. Learn to do it in class when you only risk your grade and get used to it for when your livelihood is on the line, mate.

>>18023918
fucking kill me. Anyway thanks anon. Looks like I'm going to have normies holding me back in projects again.

>>18023607
You can either accept it or you can't. You like this girl, right? Well she's with you and not them for a reason.

But why are you so hung up on your virginity?

>>18023615
Because he's Christian?

It's not like Christianity is the most sexually positive religion ever.

>>18023615

As this guy said. That said she clearly doesn't/didn't have the same values as toy, plus you probably have some innate jealousy that she got to experience a large sex life than got did, plus you feel intimidated that you're not able to please a girl that experienced.

Don't be that intimidated pussy. You're a man and she's with you. Grow the fuck up and ram her like she's yours.

He said that just by being with me, boyfriend and girlfriend, was straying him from god. This was back when I had Wednesdays and Thursdays off, I work retail so having Saturday and Sunday off was not in my power when I had my current position at the time. He is saying that he wanted to be with me, but his religion requires placing god above friends, girlfriends, and even family. And it was somehow my fault that he couldn't always go to church when he wanted to be closer to god. I said, that if god is so important to you, don't let me stand in the way of wanting to go to church. But then I got promoted and have Sundays off now too so I guess he doesn't feel like he has to change his schedule just to go worship.

He said that taking gods name in vain was hurting and disrespecting him. But I wasn't aware when I was even doing it. Even something as little as "omfg" or "oh my god", "god damn", "Jesus Christ". They're all words for emphasis for me and it wasn't that big of a deal to me, but it was to him. In actuality I had lessened much on my swearing after meeting him.

I'm just very sad that things will never be the same. My gut told me he wasn't right for me, but we worked it out that we can still remain friends. Like I can come over once a week to go to church and play vidya and watch movies with him

Your boyfriend is a faggot.

You retarded, girls arent the urinate station

>>18023582
Sometimes. And sometimes you win the lottery.

>>18023582
If you're well hydrated some will even drink your pee if you pinch their noses

>>18023567
I'd be more concerned about your spelling.

>>18023567
you sound like you know something isn't right (otherwise you wouldn't have bothered posting)

go to a doctor and talk it out with them

>>18023567
You sound like you're a combination of drunk and a clinical depression/manic depression case. By the end of your very well thought out paragraph there you about spilled your guts to someone who went through a few years unknowingly unhappy and stressed with his job and drinking as a full blown alcoholic.

Change your job to something not so shitty. Take a step back. You're probably a proud dude who feels like being the boss is what you were meant to do. You're also probably sold on the idea that it has nothing to do with your mood, but when I finally dropped middle/upper management and freed up some time to really relax and think, I shed a lot of that mindset.

>>18023467
Why do you care? Do you want to fuck this guy or something?

>>18023496
No, it wasn't romantic related or anything to be clear. Meant more as friends. Like I said I'm just being impatient and don't know how long I should wait before it'd be okay to email him. I'd forgotten to mention that he said I was free to email him whenever.

>>18023526

Why do you care so much?

what do you dislike about yourself?

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>>18023470
I'm a fat, ugly, kissless&handholdless loser that has wasted his youth, has no direction in life, and leeches off of his parents. All of my ideas are shit, and the interests I have are focused on stupid and useless crap that benefits no one and cannot help me support myself in any way or form.

I don't deserve to live.

At least you hate yourself.
I don't feel anything at all and have been in that state for 15 years.


It sounds like you just need some time to figure stuff out
No reason to kill yourself over that. You're seeing your life through a lense that intensifies the bad things. Think about the good things that happened to you. And don't pressure yourself too much, it's not worth saying things like that and your parents will still love you anyway.

why do you care?
t. 23 yo virgin
didn't you know it's a source of shame for men?

>>18023361
I agree it's not your business whether he's a virgin or not but as for
>I also don't want to fuck with someone who might give me the herps.
Tell him you want him to be tested for STDs before you sleep with him. Be tested yourself too. That's just something you should be doing regularly anyway, especially when you get a new partner.

>>18023369
That's exactly why I care because I don't want him to feel ashamed and I don't want to say or do anything that is going to make him feel like shit for it. Honestly, I think it's cute, but I'm a bit afraid of that whole "first fuck attachment" thing. I know chicks get it bad, I got it bad for my first, but do guys get it? I like him but I'm afraid of him becoming wildly attached and getting hurt if we don't work out.

Also, I could just be wrong and he's avoiding the subject because he secretly bangs hookers and has the herps.

Both scenarios suck.

Ask her to meet up instead. They she doesn't need to send you anything.

How do you know it's even a woman if you have no pics? Probably a predator lol or random sad lonely dude.

>>18023297
She's from a different continent. I did invite her to visit me for her summer holidays and stay at my place tho and she liked the idea

>>18023273
Lots of guys like that idea too. It includes the exotic, anticipation and whatnot.

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My relationship goal is literally Shadow of the Colossus, except no bosses, and the girl and I are alive.

>>18023273
I've always liked guys from other countries. Differences keep things interesting and entertaining.

Anyway - If you are in a LDR you don't have all the information you'd usually have about your partner. You can fill the gaps with your imagination.

>>18023250

you can try mingling with women at church, but its the kind of conversation that makes or breaks a relationship so you need to wait until you're in the thick of dating before even finding out if they're a virgin lol. plus if they are still a virgin because of christianity they wont be willing to lose it any time soon

>>18023272

Yeah exactly; church girls aren't exactly hankering to lose the v card.

I'm not the type to enjoy 'corrupting' people anyway.

>>18023250
I'm in a similar position, except that it doesn't necessarily have to be another virgin, but it definitely has to be someone who's okay with me being a virgin and is prepared to give me some guidance.