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>>18024839
t. Drunken homosexual

>>18024844
Drunk, very. straight, very

>>18024867
show drunken tits

>>18024835
Bump

Not sure what advice you really need, you seem to have this under control. Keep up the no contact.

>>18025720
I'm just confused why we have to go through those who charade.. and where it's going.. I love her so much and she obviously can't get over me.. she cried the entire time she saw me and I was just cold to her.. she dumped me..


How much more are we going to have to go through before she breaks and comes back to me

I have pretty sensitive skin, keep in mind, but anyhow, when I shave, i use a shitty store variety hair conditioner. I then exfoliate with a facial scrub, and after I dry off my skin, I apply moisturiser, so that the skin doesn't dry out. Pretty effective desu and your skin will look amazing.

Exfoliate before and after shaving. Use conditioner as shaving cream. And then take cold shower after to close pores. Pat dry then use body oil

>>18024772

Alrighty, thanks anon

>>18024729
Lots and lots of petting anon.

Nah, real talk. Just be there for her, let her know you care for her and if you truly do love her, never EVER fucking hurt her. Be as understanding as you can, be patient and such. Don't force her to do things she doesn't like, but maybe warm her up, idk.

P R O T E C T her.

Sorry if that's not much help anon, just be good to her.

>>18024806
>>18024729
Op ignore this anon

Just get rid of her and start again.

Trust me

You want to be a pseudo psycologist and janitor and waste your life?
This is how you waste your life.

>>18024729
you dont you fuckin idiot

Become a good woman yourself

>>18024719

males have three sexual reproductive strategies. ALPHA,BETA, AND A KEK.

you are an alpha male if you won the "genetic lottery". The second is beta and you can reproduce if you have lots of resources but not the genes. The last is a cuck and that is when you date single mothers that no one wants. The last one is the worst and I would not recommend it and they will probably ruin you.

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impossible to answer, too many wild varying factors, but ultimately

>financially stable
>independent
>in shape
>able to hold a conversation
>passionate about something
>good hygiene

are all good traits in helping to attract women. What you'll really want to do afterwards is find out what it takes for girls around your lifestyle and living place to be interested in men.

>>18024682

Once you start feeling love for the world rather than disdain for everything it will all fall into place. I used to be like you, and the negative attitudes toward everything get you nowhere and isolate you. When you start learning from other peoples' point of view you'll break out of it.

I love the people of this world. I can't stand a ton of them, but it's a fucked up world. I can't blame people for being fucked up.

Do you watch porn often?

>>18024682
I'm the same way, OP. The only things I can really say I care about are a couple of my closest friends, my pets, and a few of my physical possessions.

>>18024667
>she tries to have a conversation with me
>hi anon, how was your weekend?
>oh it was great... hehehe, just spent it with a couple of friends playing video games
>oh that's nice, had fun right?
>[autism kicks in]
>y-yeah I'm a really easy going guy, I don't ask for too much [awkward laugh at the end]
>she top keks and then says she's gotta clock in
>a-alright femanon
>weeks go by and this hot femanon likes talking to me, especially when I have Red Bulls because she laughs at my corny jokes
>Stacy that supposedly wants to fuck me comes into the break room and see us laughing and me flirting with this other hotter coworker
>later on, Stacy and me are together in the same section and she randomly tells me, "you know anon? Sometimes I wish I had bigger tits and ass"
>WEW LAD the fuck do I say? [autism kicks in] but I'm hyper as shit so I don't give a fuck
>look Stacy, you're really hot the way you are, you're petite, I like your perky tits and your cute lil booty
>inside me I'm screaming "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY"
>she smiles at me and says, "for real? You're just saying that to make me feel better
>inside me I'm thinking that she's obviously comparing herself to the other hot coworker so I already know her insecurities
>today, I'm super hyper as fuck, starts physically playing with the other hot coworker, poked her hips and she was laughing
>Stacy just walks in and sees, looks at me with a disappointed face, "h-hey anon" and keeps walking instead of trying to talk to me
>didn't talk to me the whole day
>pulled her aside for a moment and ask her if she was mad at me
>gave me a cheap excuse that she's not having a good day
>ok well, I thought to myself, "bitch, you better not be jealous, I mean, you got a fucking bf!!!"
>she usually touches me and try to play with me
>today she couldn't even look me straight in my eyes

So what could be wrong with her, lads? Is she acting like that because shes jealous?

>>18024676
Is she acting like this because she saw me playing around with the other girl and not her? She was acting all weird, didn't wanna look me in the eyes, noticed her like a little bit lost, giving me short responses and trying to walk away from me

Tell me how bad I fucked this up... I mean, I have no chance in hell in fucking the other hotter coworker because I'm not a fucking chad, while I have a chance in fucking this Stacy, I'll probably end up fucking it up like I always do because I'm a fucking kissless virgin who doesn't know how to act around girls

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Arrange a threesome with the Stacy and the hotter coworker. If you can't make it happen your love life is fucked.

>>18024654
The worst part is that you may say to yourself how silly that fear is, but actually it's really hard to overcome. One day you'll either be forced out of it or learn how to cope.

>>18024654

Same boat man, I'm guessing you're shy as shit too?

>>18024696

'Forced' sounds like a blessing

>>18024654
same here but it starts to get better. i have therapy once a week and have been going for about three months now. just talking to my therapist makes me get used to talking i guess. but it still hits me sometimes.
you have to do something against it otherwise it will not get better. i know that everybody sayes that you have to go outside and talk to people to overcome it but i am convinced that alone talking to people doesnt help at all it just makes you more and more convinced that you are a total 'looser'. Which you are not its just the fear that makes you act weird. You have to start doing something you like, something that makes you more confident and lets you believe in yourself. something like martial arts or generally sports. Or what ever you would like to do. It takes a while to change that mind setting but its worth it.

>>18024644
"formally" BECOME* her bf

She has a boyfriend and 2 kids?

Don't take that bitch seriously. Have fun but leave her high and dry.

>>18024657
no she doesnt have a bf, ex is out of the picture

im her bf

I'm not a very sexual person, in any of my relationships. That has been a complaint from many of my exs and I think the main problem was they had no idea how to get me in the mood. Men seem to think grabbing some ass and tits will get me ready to go but honestly it's the complete opposite. Basically what I'm saying is maybe you just don't know how to turn her on and she's too shy to say it or doesn't know how. Ask her if there's anything she likes in bed that would help. Cheating is never the answer, it would get you laid but you'd probably be single in the process.

>>18024672
yuck

Is there anything that makes your cock softer than a self righteous frigid bitch

>>18024680
? I don't know what I said to make me a bitch but okay, have fun with your sexless relationship

>>18024547
Well, relationships would be working towards your goal while casual sex wouldn't be so it depends on what you want to do with your time

>>18024547
If you're aiming for a family with kids while having casual sex with women, you're in for a REALLY bad time.

Have fun paying child support to like 5 different women.

>>18024547

Those statistics are meaningless without background and other statistics.

It's all about who you are. Do you think you'll want to divorce just because you had casual sex? Is it going to turn you into a douchebag? That's up to you.

>>18024539
dont use people lol

Yes, she should be happy to help

Just make she she actually does have cute friends, because the statistical trend is against you here.

Ugly girls have ugly friends.

>>18024534
Unless he'd have to pay for you then it is a little weird that he wouldn't take you with to see the folks. I'm not saying it's a red flag but it's not a good sign either. Have you told him "Hey, I would have really liked it if you had invited me along with you to go see your family in Ireland. Is there a particular reason why you didn't invite me?" and then see what he says. Maybe he's hoping for a gay threesome in a pasture and he doesn't want you there to cramp his style

I believe all guys need 'guy time' to relax and just spend time with other men, kind of like how girls like to have girls nights. But personally I wouldn't be happy in the slightest if he went to another country without me. If he doesn't want you to go, I would be a little suspicious and saying he felt guilt tripped into asking you to come is suspicious too. Personally I wouldn't put up with that and would tell him to have fun, but I've also got no tolerance for that kind of thing. What you do is up to you but it sounds sketchy how he's acting about it.

>>18024555
Yeah that's how i felt at first but he made me feel bad saying he felt so bad for "going on a trip with his friends" and that I hold him back and he was gonna break up with me.. So I just said its okay and basically have been trying to be okay with it

>>18024551
Yeah it is a red flag for me like it makes me feel like I'm not the one.. I mean acuslly he was gonna pay for my plane ticket, but it was like our anniversary gift so does that make a difference? Also I don't like it cuz the friends he's going with are a bad influence on someone who has a gf, one cheated on his last gf just some months ago and the other is just a shitty person in general

>>18024481
Work hard and get your own stuff? Just an idea.

>>18024486
He's underage, can you not read?

just ask someone else. I'm sure you have friends who are older if you're anything like me. Just ask if they wanna hang out and drink it always worked for me.

>>18024481
If your roommate has of-age friends who come over you can probably ask one of them and say that you're roommate won't get you any

Ghost her back. She's clearly not sure what the hell to do with you emotionally.

Don't reward bad behavior with attention.

so has it been a week without any contact what so ever?

>>18024475
yeah about a week now, radio silence from both sides