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So my cat got one of these roundworm SHITS like 2 days ago and I had to pick it up off the ground for a vet sample/clean everything

I washed my hands like 4-5 times even when I didn't know they could be contagious to people, but now

>Be me with like no money for a doctor
>Wake up in the morning with your eye suddenly hurting
>Look in the mirror and see your lower eyelid/eyeduct is a bit red
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE HANDLING A ROUNDWORM 2 DAYS AGO FUCK

I really really don't want to have to go to a doctor holy shit. I'm hoping something just got in my eye overnight and I'm totally fine and just being paranoid. But it hurts and it's sorta red, not the eye itself yet but my eyelid

What do

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If I am a male and can masturbate 100 times in a day, what can I do with this ability?

This is a sincere question in-case anyone thinks it's trolling.

I recently discovered people find it hard to believe it's physically possible for me to masturbate 30 times in a day, yet I have been able to do it 50 times in about 10 hours (in theory 100 should be reasonable in 24 hours).

I considered doing a chaturbate stream just to show people it could be done but... it's not exactly the best use of time to grandstand about how well you can jack off. I love to masturbate and it's an important part of my personality in-case anyone thinks I'm suffering with something crippling (already went through therapy and found this helps my life out a bunch).

Are there any ways I could use this other than just having bragging rights?

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I just found a girl which i skyped and exchanged pics with is a fake. i remember getting "her" skype id from a forum and talking for a while, while also reverse searching on google her pics she sent me, wanting to be sure, and nothing ever came up.
we talked often and "she" told me about her life, job and getting a boyfriend in the last month.
and yes, i sent some pics too, one of my dick only too
anyway this morning i was fucking around on instagram (the website version) and i found a girl from another city with another name with her pics, that presumably got stolen by the id which i talked to.
i don't know what the fuck to do, i read alot about guys that got scammed on skype by fake girls for money, but this wasn't the case at all.


i feel like a complete fucking idiot for falling for that but it was honestly 100% believable.
but what can i do? i'm afraid my pics could be posted online.
i've already deleted and reported that account and i plan on deleting my old skype id in some days.
any ideas?

maybe i just made a lonely gay dude happy lel

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Just realized I'm very facially unattractive

How do I cope?

I already lift and dress nicely so I can't really improve much anymore

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How to revenge on a cheating ex-gf?
How do I get her to like me again?

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If a guy:

>doesn't get jokes
>sticks to a very strict schedule that he is very unwilling to change
>doesn't understand symbols in art
>Appears not to empathise with his partner in certain situations

What would come to your mind as this being indicative of?

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Are we all just using each other? Do we only exist to other people because they want something from us?
>that person who only ever calls to ask for your truck's help
>that friend who only asks for help and never offers

This is eating at my sanity. They'll return favors when I ask, but what I want is a friend not another barter. How do I proceed?

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I'm planning to remove my own tooth.

As you can see I have an extra tooth. Now would it be best to remove the top tooth or the bottom and have the top one go into place?

I have no dental experience and cannot afford an orthodontist. Pls halp

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>dad has a problem
>he's an alcoholic
>can't work anymoe
>he should be able to, he's only 47, not early enough to retire
>mom divorced him and took all of his money because he's a deadbeat
>I dropped out of uni to support him working 2 jobs as a waiter and a 7/11 clerk to help pay for his medical bills
>pic related is his car

Wat do pls help

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I recently turned 25. I never went to college. I was NEET after high school for ~4 years (I had jobs off and on but never kept them) and blew my college fund on a technical school that didn't give me any job-related skills whatsoever.

I'm currently employed as a tipped wage slave, and I've had this job for 8 months (the longest I've ever held a job).

I turn 26 this year, and that means I won't be able to live off of my parents health insurance any more. With the kind of money I make (less than $300 a month) I am way below the poverty line already, and I sure as hell can't afford insurance as an individual... but I need it because I'm on maintenance medications for depression and anxiety -- without which I would be unable to hold a job.

My parents offer me bits and pieces of advice, but they're in their mid-60s and just don't have relevant and helpful information other than "give in to wage slavery completely and start working 50 hours a week"

My only real job experience is as a delivery driver, and it's the only kind of job I have been able to hold.

I'm not comfortable disclosing exact amounts, but I have a healthy (but not massive) amount of money in the bank as well as a small inheritance from my late grandfather.

Even with a healthy amount of money to rest on for a few months, at <$300/mo I would only just barely be able to afford a shitty apartment with few amenities and it wouldn't take longer than half a year for me to be broke beyond reason.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm lazy. I hate working. I can handle my current job which gives me no more than 35 hours per week and typically 3 days off a week, but if I had to move to a full-time job I'd probably fall into a deep depression again. I'm just a piece of shit like that.

I just really need some general life advice here.

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I know that it is relative to each situation, but I am not sure on this one.

So me and this girl were talking for about 4 months. She even told me she loved me. We stopped talking after I found out she had sex with some other guys(We were never exclusive but w/e)

So after two weeks of not speaking to me and deleting me from social media, she texted me last night at 2 am and she said she just wanted to talk. It was cool, nothing big. She just apologized for what she did to me and that I deserved someone that would make me happy.

Then, after about 15 mins she told me she found a song today and that I should listen to it, that I'll "probably like it".

She sent me this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yW7w8F2TVA

Now she is into this soft kind of music anyway, but I noticed the lyrics.

"I knew I loved you then
But you'd never know
'Cause I played it cool when I was scared of letting go
I knew I needed you
But I never showed
But I wanna stay with you
Until we're grey and old
Just say you won't let go
Just say you won't let go"

It's strange because she told me that she didn't want to let me go when I confronted her about this when we "broke up". She's also the type of girl to hide her feelings and she can't open up. Like she'll say something and be like "Nevermind, it's dumb."

Am I looking too hard here or is she trying to tell me something?

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So there's this girl that I really like, and recently a mutual friend of ours told me that she might be interested in me as well, especially if I lost a bit of weight. I started seriously working out a recently so I figured that I'd just wait a little bit until I asked her out, but yesterday in our friend circle's group chat she very excitedly told us that a guy she has liked for a while asked her out. I don't want to be my typical beta self and just give up on her, but I'm unsure of how to go about it I guess. I want to tell her how I feel, but I don't know when the best time for that would be and I also want to be able to save our friendship if she doesn't feel the same way.

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3 years ago i got this rash on my stomach.
>Located 3cm right, 2cm down from my navel.
>About the size of a pog (the 90s toy) and maybe a bit larger.
I found this picture and this is the ONLY picture that shows exactly what it looked like.
>it started as something i thought was deep zits.
>tried to pop them, but it was impossible, and the pain was insane.
>during a few days the whole thing started to swell onto a hard red lump that looked like psoriasis.
>it was hard to the touch. the whole area.
>he whole area was very hot.
>blisters started to form (just like on the picture).
>the blisters couldnt pop, they looked more like a moist swamp area when the outer skin shed.
>it took weeks to heal and it was wet the whole time.
>a red mark where i had it.

It has come back 3 times since, and i remember my joints hurt and i felt like shit when its reoccurred, but it wasnt nearly as bad as the first time.
to me it sounds like herpes, but the skin doctor took a sample and found no herpes, and nothing dangerous about it.
and it doesnt really look like any type of herpes.
(yes it looks like lots of herpes types, but this picture is the only picture ive found that looks exactly like it)

i have no idea what it is.

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making a radio station need advice
https://board.radionomy.com/tools/en/documents/5_PART2_PLANNER_eng.pdf

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off